#truly the patience of a saint

[yuwuta]

nurse bf yuuta and his soft touches when you get a check up at the doctor, one of his palms resting on your lower back while he checks your heartbeat, insisting on giving you one of the silly kids bandaids after you get a shot, sneaking in quick kisses because it will make you feel better!!! doctors orders!!!!

oh pls you get sick/come in to wherever yuuta works and conflict of interest be damned, he is going to be the one in that room with you. the provider that’s around just lets it happen too bc yuuta is capable, but it’s also very clear that he will not let it happen any other way 

he also (1) forces you to get checked out in urgent care even if you’re sure it’s just a cold and then (2) coddles you like crazy once you’re home. yeah, he’s a nurse and rationally, he knows this will pass, but he’s also your boyfriend and that comes first. you nap every other hour bc your meds make you drowsy and yuuta is so bad at trying to be stealthy to check your heart rate and change the cold towel on your neck, and you always wake up to him like inches from your face giving you a deer in headlights look before he smiles and pats your head and tells you to go back to sleep :( 

[mxtxfanatic]

“...Jin Zixuan had it worse; he met with a bad end due to a trivial conflict between them.

—Chapt. 8: The Prideful Part 3: Discovering His Good Looks After Cleaning Up, taming wangxian

Imagine your being ambushed by 300 cultivators aiming to kill you being boiled down to “a trivial conflict.” Fuck that noise!

[melontoyo]

🌸🌒 Bound by Fate 🧿🌊

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[ratatatastic]

½ of the Sunrise Welcome Committee found pushing erod around... more news at 11

[sivavakkiyar]

I am humbled daily by seeing what frequent desiblr engagers deal with. god bless you all and that’s honestly not a joke.

[blazingstar24]

Still thinking about Matt calling Ludinus “a pretty reasonable guy” in this week’s CR Cooldown.

[dave-me0wstaine]

How was Dave able to snag Pamela though

i read dave’s memoir and i actually kinda know!! they met at a bar and it was history from there :)

but honestly dave got incredibly lucky with her!! he met a woman who was willing to put up with his shenanigans in the 90s lmao

[petit-papillion]

Charles with a fan at the airport after arriving in Brazil | 31 October 2023

📸 ifstargaryen

[memekeymouse]

Don't worry, Mickey and Oswald truly embrace their brotherly relationship by repeatedly squaring off. They wouldn't be true siblings if they didn't get into petty arguments every now and again.

I mean I don’t doubt that but I’m not talking about just petty sibling arguments. I’m talking about Mickey being absolutely done with being judged by other people who don’t even know him (or care to) and THEN being expected to just be the better person and take it every single time

and imagine all of that coming from the toon he JUST found out is his brother AND the guy his no-longer-dad decided to have replaced with him 🫠

[queenofbaws]

heyyy queenie hope ur doin well!! bit of a curveball but im Curious since ive been brain rotted with it lately, so could i ask for whump prompt 13 for the scream franchise?? any characters/movie u want, but id love u to take a stab (tee hee hee) at it :]

not-quite-six sentence weekend :P

There were a lot of emotions playing across Mindy's face as Amber pulled the knife out: doubt, intrigue, disbelief, something that could only be described as pre-schadenfreude...but worry wasn't among them. Neither were its closest cousins, concern and fear, so Tara had to figure the sudden uptick in her pulse was, in fact, solely her issue. If Mindy wasn't worried, then there probably wasn't anything to worry about. Period.

Probably.

Probably.

"Sick, right?" Amber flicked her wrist, a flourish that immediately came across as practiced even to her untrained eyes, and the butterfly knife click-click-clicked around her fingers before snapping back into place. "Copped it at a gun show this weekend with my dad. Guy running the stall said I was a natural."

"Why am I not surprised?" Tara snickered, then feigned a frightened little noise and pulled away when Amber turned, holding it out towards her. "You know if anyone catches you messing with that thing, like, right outside of school, they're gonna take it, right? You do get that? It makes sense to you? In your brain?"

She pulled a face, scrunching her nose up. "Uh, no they won't."

"Uhhh, why not?"

With another click-click-clack, she spun the knife around. "How're they gonna take it from me? I've got a kniiife."

Before she could pull away, Amber took one of Tara's hands in hers, laying it flat on the table they were sitting at. She laid her own hand perfectly on top of it, lining their fingers up until Tara's hand disappeared entirely.

"Want to see the coolest trick?"

"Uh." That was it. That was all she had time to say before Amber flexed her hand - both their hands, really - and their fingers spread wide, and...and she understood what she was about to do. Her eyes widened. "Hey, wait, nononononono!"

"Chillax, I've been doing it all week and I've still got all my fingers. You're in good hands."

"Famous last words." Though she'd been going on quite the face journey across the table, Mindy had been awfully quiet until then. Now, as Amber switched her grip on the knife, holding it more like a caveman getting ready to strike, she leaned forward with her elbows on the table, pointing her phone down at their hands.

Pre-schaudenfreude. Yeah. Tara had been right on the money with that one.

"Seriously?" Amber scoffed, "What? You think I'm gonna get performance anxiety or something?"

She sniffed once, Mindy, then shrugged one of her shoulders. Her phone didn't budge. "Nah, I just want to make sure I get this clusterfuck on video so there's evidence in the inevitable personal injury suit Tara's gonna file against you when you slice her open like an Amazon box."

Amber raised her eyes to Mindy's, her expression inscrutable. "I'd stab myself first, duh. That's the whole point of putting my hand over hers."

"Oh yeah, totally," she nodded. "The whole point, mhm. Well this is for you too, because when you stab yourself, then, I can send it to America's Funniest Home Videos. They give out cash rewards for the really funny ones, don't they?"

"Hilarious."

Tara braced herself as Amber readjusted, rolling her shoulders and assuming her focus-face. Ooh, she didn't want to be a part of the finger-stabby-knife-game-thing, she didn't want to be a part of that at all, but what choice did she have? If she pulled away, it'd knock Amber's concentration off! If she just sat there and took it, the risk of getting stabbed was literally exactly the same! There was no winning here, no getting out it, no -

"Hey guys!"

The choice was made for her.

Wes slammed his hands on the table as he joined them, sliding up from behind to sit on her other side. It startled her so badly that she could only pull away, jolting like a cat with its tail stepped on. Across the table, Mindy groaned, and beside her, Amber similarly jumped, and while her poor, asthmatic little lungs really didn't appreciate the sudden scare, her poor, unstabbed little fingers sure did.

"What's going on? Why're we all hunched over and whispery?" he asked, but the only answer she had for him with a quick smack on the wrist. "Ow?"

"Why would you do that?" she breathed a second later, the tension leaving her in one huge whooping rush. "That wasn't cool! You could've - " But as luck would have it, that was where her lecturing came to a close. Her eyes had flicked to the side for just a second, a natural human reaction, and what she'd seen...well, she wasn't sure what to make of it. "...what?" Tara asked, glancing between Amber and Mindy.

"So America's Funniest Home Videos then, huh?" Mindy's eyebrows went up as her phone went down. "If I was a pettier person, just so you know? This is where I'd be saying I told you so. But I'm not! Lucky you."

It took her a moment longer than she would've liked to figure out what that could've possibly meant. When she did, she startled all over again, almost jumping out of her seat as she spun to look at Amber. "Ohmygod - did you - ?!"

"I'm. Fine," she said through gritted teeth, looking anything but.

She did get up then, standing from the table's bench to circle around and - the noise that came out of her was a little too embarrassing to describe. "Fine? You're fine?! You have a goddamn knife sticking out of your leg!"

Wes paled immediately, turning to Mindy with wide eyes, no doubt hoping she'd shed some light on the situation. She didn't, surprising no one, and instead glanced towards the front doors of the school, waving Chad over to join them when she spotted him across the way. "Well here's the good news, Am," she said, not even trying to hide her amusement, "I think you can definitely still salvage that psychosexual homoerotic tension you were going for with that brilliant stunt. Just yank that puppy out, let Tara stick a finger in there and wiggle it around a little. No harm, no foul. Everybody wins!" Then, under her breath but still more than loud enough for them all to hear over Amber's harsh breathing, "Especially me, once your idiot-ass goes viral."

[artificer-real]

surprise surprise you give me Arti vibes, but not the usual angsty, hateful/spiteful Arti. ur like her after she’s chilled out quite a bit, and either is an overall better person or is simply a lot less serious about her whole. thing

on the artificer scale of “:3” to “fuck yeah” to “I hate my life” you are in between :3 and fuck yeah

Thats good to hear! I do pride myself on my :3 AND my Fuck Yeahs!

[cats-in-the-clouds]

it is unfortunate when i go to prayer and cry my eyes out and the only response i really hear is that i simply have to bear it. like usually i can get my emotions out and once they’re settled i hear a rational solution but it sucks when i don’t get the answer i want. i just have to keep waiting. like normally i hear something that gives me strength but wow apparently i’ve hit a new low

[starscelly]

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!!! OF COURSE I WOULD. u r literally. amazing show stopping nobody doing it like you etc. first of all. ur gifs and everything are obviously always Insanely good like. possibly niche but I appreciate the editing on them so much they always look Amazing and beautiful. and i feel like ur always so helpful when i have a silly little question which. i cannot even begin to express my appreciation for omg . i will throw the most random question into the void abt editing and u r there like. i adore u sincerely ur so sweet. and in the least weird way possible i am Obsessed with ur mind!! i can literally scroll back like years ago probably and find msgs to my friends where im like “i want to analyze hrpf data” but i do not have the mind for that. but you do!!!! and you did that!!!!! and i think abt it everyday!!!!! like insane in but also. i have spent absurd amounts of time looking at the stats u put together even when i have no idea what theyre abt lol . like ur projects are always amazing and have so much work and care put into them and i adore them and you <3<3

[sillyfairygarden]

so after a month of ignoring it ive finally started a doc for the newest chapter

[bisexualstruggles]

i really ended the summary of my ma thesis to my supervisor as: is this something?

[fearsomeandwretched]

I'm gonna be honest I stopped reading the cut article about the lady who wanted to divorce her husband after she was like oh btw I also cheated on him as a random aside 3/4ths of the way in