#true he didnt know it was a shark

[clockworkcheetah]

something i rly like about dirk is that hes kind but not a 100% pacifist character

[toytulini]

I dont know why youve leapt to assuming this post was about the workplace? the original post mentioned friends, family, and going out for drinks, and it feels a bit like a bad faith read to assume this meant for you to try to talk about weird niche TV show interests to your boss, when it seems far more likely to be a post about not letting cringe culture rule your entire life, in a time when its so common for ppl to let themselves become beholden to tiktok microtrends, and being terrified that theyll lose all their friends if anyone finds out they enjoy steven universe.

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[leynaeithnea]

*appears from the shadows*

little wolf analysis 😏 ?

LITTLE WOLF ANALYSIS you bet

IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS SONG AND I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES AND I DIDNT GET DISAPPOINTED AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHJFSJJSSKDKFKDKKF

Okay lets go

26. Little Wolf

THAT BASTARD

"Fight, little wolf, fight, wanna entertain me?" HE IS TAUNTING TELEMACHUS, HE INVADED HIS HOME AND HE ONLY SEES HIM AS A SOURCE OF ENTERTAUNMENT, A MILD BOTHER, HE CAN PLAY WITH UNTIL HES BORED THAT FUCKING DOG AND THE OTHER SUITORS JUST BACK HIM UP AH, but "little wolf"??? Is such a sweet nickname????? Also if the post I saw about Odysseus family history with wolves is true thennnn my HEART ♡♡♡ (also explains the "the pack of wolves is swimming with the sharks now) but they use it such a taunting way, belittling him, gods i wanna fight them too

"Bite, little wolf, bite, let's see how you take this" they are pushing him, just wanting to see what happens when they bother him one to many times, when you strike an animal and wait for it to lash out at you, but instead of taking it seriously for the terror that you cause, you laugh about it because you know its not a real thread to you I HATE THEM (BUT THE GRIT IN ONE OF THE SUITORS VOCALS IM DYING FOR, ALSO ANTINOUS VOICE!!! PERIMEDES!!! AAAH) "lets see how you take this" MAKES ME FERAL dont SAY THAT

"Strike, little wolf, strike, wanna be a man?Then fight, little wolf, fight, little wolf, fight" They WANT him to lash out so badly, they want to see what happens, they see him as a kid, who doesnt belong into the palace, he is the legitimate heir, but he cant take the throne without acckowledging that his father wont come back, but if they do that, his mother has no more excuses to keep off the suitors, also I HATE how they use the "man up" argument, FUCK YOU LEAVE MY BOY ALONE

"You've made your worst mistake here, might be your last one too" AH, BITCH, anyway, so I suppose up until now Telemachus just tried to avoid the suitors at any cost, dont make them upset, stay out of their way, grit your teeth and wait, because your father will be back soon...right? Right?? Greek rules of hospitality and all; they cant send them away, but theyre taking in more space and theyre pushing Telemachus into a corner. But Antinous insulted his mother, he tried to get him to open up her room, that was the first time he talked back, prepared to fight, be like his father, being legendary, even though he has no clue what hes doing; and the suitors know that, they probably saw him grow up, and belittled him almost all his life, they know just how much he is not in any position of power and strength, but he dared to talk back, and that little bit of courtesy they had to leave him alone is gone, Antinous is pissed and he wants to get rid of Telemachus anyway, hes just in his way, so he'll take him down, after having some fun first, FUCK HIM, hes such a bastard

"You'll have run out of bones to break when you and I are through" this dude didnt even need poseidon to tell him that ruthlessness is mercy to become the monster rawr rawr rawr, hes just brutal and ruthless and merciless and hes having FUN

"I'll teach you all the lessons your daddy never could" OUCH? YOU ARE NOT IN ANY ANY ANY ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE A FATHER REPLACEMENT FOR HIM SO FUCK OFF ANTINOUS LEAVE ODYS BOY ALONE

"This cruel world doesn't give out presents just for being good", fuck you Antinous GREET THE WORLD WITH OPEN ARMS NOT KNIVES

[So Fight, little wolf, fight; Wanna entertain me Bite, little wolf, bite Let's see how you take this Strike, little wolf, strike Wanna be a man? Then fight, little wolf, fight, little wolf, fight] I love the chorus, OBSSESED WITH THE GRIT OF THE ENSAMBLE AH

The TRANSITION INTO THAT NEXT PART IS SO SMOOTH AND GOOD AND CHILLS AND AAAH

"Or die, little wolf, die" THEYRE SO RUTHLESS, THEY WOULD KILL HIM THEY WANT TO KILL HIM THEY AAAAAH BASTARDS (It sounds so good tho) They want to entertain themselves but they dont fuck around, they arent holding back, they dont care if he dies, they'd actually be delighted, fuck them

"Don't you know it's fight or Fly, little wolf, fly" fight or fly, response, he always was doign the fleeing but now this ONE time he choose fight, and they'll make him pay for it to teach him their lesson, he cant back out anymore

"All because you had to, try, little wolf try" all because he dared to step up for his mom bastards

"Run away before you, die, little wolf, die, little wolf, die" i might be contradicting myself in the things im said before, but they want him to run away, scared, like an animal they can hunt for prey, because if he doesnt; they'll fight him and ofc he has no chance against them, hes just a "kid", but that wont stop them from killing him

The music drop into Athenas quick thought Aaaahh

"Need some help?" LES GOOOOOO ATHENA TO THE RESUCE

"What's going on here?" Valid bb, Id be confused too ♡

"Is your plan to stand around? Cause I suggest you fight back" a little sarcasm huh, well at least you got humor >:)

"I don't know how" DO YOU HEAR HOW SCARED HE IS, HES FACING ANTINOUS AKD THE OTHER SUITORS AND THEY JUST KEPT ATTACKING HIM AND HE NEVER GOT THE TRAINING HE DESERVED TO FIGHT BACK aaaaaaah

"Uppercut him, now" u goooooo

(Neat soutscape, here fr)

"Woah, how did I do that? Is time now moving slow?" Again valid, and adorable, u go ! U punched him! You can fight back :D the vocal performance IS SO GOOD

"No, I just made your thoughts quick" ♡ Good mentor

"Woah, that is so sick" the rhyming here its so cuteeeeeeee, hes so exciteddddd HES LIKE ODYSSEUS WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED AAAH

"Alright now, let's try this again" ATHENA MENTOR LETS GOOO

"I've no respect for bullies, Those who impose their will, I've seen plenty enough to truly understand this kind of filth"...Zeus? (Also her vocalllsss aaah)

"Let's teach this dog a lesson In front of all his kind" her calling Antinous and the other suitors dogs that need to be taught a lesson because theyre acting up....(so much more harmless than a wolf) aaaah

"One young wolf has a larger heart than all these men combined" 🥹😭🥹😭🥹

The INSTRUMENTAL RIFF AAH

"Fight, little wolf, fight" SHES ENCOURAGING HIM AND GUIDING HIS ACTIONS NOW AAAH

also AM I HEARI G THIS RIGHT? DOES TELEMACHUS HAVE ODYS INSTRUMENTALS OCCATIONALLY??? PLS??? PLS???

"Show them that you've got some Bite, little wolf, bite" THE LYRICAL GENIUS turning it into encouraging from "bite little wolf" to "show them that you got some bite" as the phrase ITS SO GOOD AAAAAH

'Take advantage now and Strike, little wolf, strike" again guiding his actions!!!! So proudd, Ody would be grateful to her

"Don't go down without a Fight, little wolf, fight, little wolf" dont down without a fight YES

"Get up and fight" Vocal performance. Stunning AH

[Fight, little wolf, fight, Wanna entertain us? (Oh) Bite, little wolf, bite Let's see how you take this (Strike!) Strike, little wolf, strike Wanna be a man? Then (Oh) Fight, little wolf (Fight) (Fight, little wolf) (Fight)] THIS WHOLE SECTION IS SO GOOOOOD ATHENAS VOCAL PERFORMANCE AGAIN IS OUTSTANDING BEAUTIFUL POWERFULL ENCOURAGING the way she reinterpreates the suitors taunting words into encouragement IS SO GOOD I CANT EVEN AAAHHH

...and still Telemachus loses the fight

"Ooh, maybe I pushed you a bit too hard" Athena understanding the full scope of human fragility since never (but shes trying, i give her that)

"Ow" (hat pats) u did good kid, im proud of you

"Go back and cry in your corner" FUCK YOU ANTINOUS, im sure hes so upset that telemachus even dared to fight back, and is just planning his next steps

"Make sure your mother hears" ....fuck you, Antinous, he sends him back to Penelope as a warning "look what we did to your son, we can do worse, its our generosity that we sent him back at all, be grateful, or else we'll do the same to you" the vocal performance thooo

"If she won't choose a man to adorn her We'll bring blood and tears" ruthlessness.....i do wonder what would happen if she had choosen, the other 107 suitors, they seem to be respecting her having the right to choose (probably legal reasons) but eben if she would choose one, what would the others do? Are they just waiting to beat up each other as soon as she'd pick one? Or would they work together? but also MF STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL DONT U DARE HURT HER OR TELEMACHUS >:) >:) May your blood cover the palace red

THE DROP AGAIN followed to athenas thing, AH THE INSTRUMENTALS ARE SO GOOD

----> telemachus goes back to his room to his balcony, Athena is still at his side

"Tell me, Athena, why you came to my aid" HE DOESNT KNOW HE DOESNT KNOW AAAAAAAH also his vocals ♡♡♡♡♡ HE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE YOUNG ODYSSEUS TOO?? AAAH

[pearlboybby]

RANT : ”well jaekhyung’s hot so-“ yeah? he is but he’s still a huge POS.

-he’s an ungrateful ass bitch. despite how he treats everyone, the team STILL threw him a birthday surprise with tons of presents (two times in the manhwa i think) and he threw a bitchfit and yelled at everyone about it.

-also about him being an ungrateful ass bitch, when his birthday was coming up again Dan wanted to give him something in return for all Jaekhyung did for him (money wise). he worked his ass off doing food deliveries as a side gig to replace Jaekhyung’s $300 keychain that was beaten up. this ungrateful ass bitch berated, yelled at, and hit Dan (my heart broke) over it saying “i didnt ask for this shit” and stormed off.

-he doesnt JUST treat Dan like shit. he treats the ENTIRE team and his coach like horse shit. he gives me the vibes of the dudes who think they’re hardass bc they’re aggressive and abusive towards everyone. i loved the scene where the coach finally smacked that man in the face.

-“but Dan agreed” yea, that’s true, i actually saw a dude say the grandma is the real villain in the story bc if it wasnt for her, Dan wouldve never gotten into that shit. Jaekhyung treats Dan like some money hungry whore when he’s just a sweet grandson trying to pay his grandma’s medical bills. in one chapter Jaekhyung says right to him “you love money dont you” “i know how much you love money” his ass KNOWS the reason…Jaekhyung gave him the choice to agree or leave, Dan ONLY agreed to save his sick grandma. just bc it’s true that Dan did agree, Jerkhyung is still an abuser and it’s not an excuse to be his apologist.

-“but Dan had a crush on him” a one-sided crush, some ppl fall in love with their abusers and it’s just sad. ppl need to stop calling Jerkhyung Dan’s “boyfriend”. bc he’s not. i can admit as much as i love Dan, that he is kind of colorblind to the bright red flags of Jaekhyung. sure, Jaekhyung mightve paid Dan’s grandma’s medical bills, he mightve saved Dan from the Sharks, he might’ve let Dan stay with him, but that does not cancel out all the abusive things he’s done.

AND THATS JUST SOME OF IT. JUSTICE FOR DAN AND THE TEAM.

[bucketspammer4life]

☆ Assigning The Boxers Fursonas ☆

this is so fun, gonna also include some suprise guests so enjoy that, im not a furry (or at least i think so) enjoy this post i spent too much time on

Doc Louis - I could see him being a scaly, specifically a crocodile, come on it fits like a glove

Little Mac - Wolf, he would so be a wolf im so serious about this

Glass Joe - a ferret or a weasel 99%, he would have it wear a turtleneck too i swear it just fits him im gonna scream

Von Kaiser - a deer, he would so be a deer, it fits too well i am not joking fucking look at him and tell me he doesnt like deers, look at me directly in the eyes and say the words "von kaiser wouldnt have a deer as his fursona" i fucking dare you. Look at me until you can see my soul and say that, i challenge you. He has a deer as his fursona, you cannot deny the truth, you cannot deny the facts, your mind is too weak to handle the truth

Disco Kid - he would so choose a cheetah, it would fit him come on, hes just so silly and so is his cheetah fursona look!!

King Hippo - he would use a walrus, hear me out on this one, it fits him way too good oh my god

Piston Hondo - a moth, i know this is really specific but he would be a moth, too fitting for me to not throw it at you

Bear Hugger - you can see it coming from a mile away, bear, the classic, he didnt choose this one, it got assigned to him at birth, no contest, this is his FAAB (Fursona Assigned At Birth) and he wont be changing it anytime soon fuck you

Don Flamenco - a secretarybird, hes too diva for bland ass foxes or scalies, he is so girlypop and so is his fursona, he would also use a raven too

Great Tiger - Come on its in the name!! This is his FAAB, he would also have a white tiger version

Aran Ryan - a jackalope, he would so be a jackalope for the fun of it

Soda Popinski - Polar bear, i dont care what you throw at me he would be a polar bear, this is so canon, its true the punches told me when they came out

Bald Bull - this is also his FAAB, hes a bull 99999% it was ment to be!! You cant deny his destiny he was ment to have a bull as his fursona, he was born to be a bull fuck you

Super Macho Man - i imagined him as anti furry but then BOOM peoples headcanons started to rub off on me, hes a shark and he will always be a shark

Mr Sandman - He'd choose a tarantula just to spook people because hes in a evil mood

Carmen - she would be a flamingo, specifically just for don flamenco because he didnt pick it

Narcis Prince(ss) - A fox, hes a fox, i dont care what you say, i dont care what you think, he is a fox

Heike Kagero - a butterfly, it would be so colorful too, hes so gonna be a butterfly

Nick & Rick Bruiser - they have similiar taste so they picked the same species, said species is a wolf, basic ass taste

Hoy Quarlow - he would be a owl, this is also his FAAB, he was born to hide away from the sun and go hoo hoo hoo

Gabby Jay - a weasel, you dont get anything other than that

Pizza Pasta - a possum

You dont get any context other than these ily all

[nailgunstigmata]

i got addicted to watching survivor again….i know dennis would suck at every challenge (doesnt even attempt most of them, sits out when he can) and constantly complain about every little thing on the island and annoy his tribemates. says in confessionals hes the ultra smart manipulator running the game but in reality everyone only doesnt vote for him because theyre worried mac will beat them up if they do and charlie wont let them eat his fish anymore. also he has no shot at winning so hes not a threat and might get carried to the end, but i feel like he gets voted out soon after mac and the threat of physical repercussion is gone and the rest of the tribe has decided they can do without charlies fish. sits very cuntily on the jury and the camera sweeps over all the time to get his reaction shots and his boobs in frame.

mac is a challenge beast that tries providing for the tribe (dennis and charlie) but fails miserably, he probably gets voted off before the merge because people are rightfully worried about an immunity run. i feel like mac can glance over at dennis sitting bored on the sit out bench and he stacks his entire tribe on his back and finishes the challenge single handedly. constantly talks about his love for god which might endear some more christian tribemates at first, but quickly gets annoying. when he gets voted out he accuses his tribe of being homophobes, when dennis gets voted out mac starts yelling and stomping his feet in the jury and almost storms tribal council to fight everyone and subsequently gets removed from the show. if he somehow manages to get to the end he would probably get some votes for his sheer physicality, but i dont think enough people respect the zero strategy all brute force gameplay for him to win. also they think hes annoying too.

charlie is climbing trees and swimming in the ocean catching fish without the gear, hes less providing for the tribe and its more that he catches fish with his bare hands for fun and cant eat them all on his own so after charlie mac and dennis have eaten their fill the rest of the tribe falls over charlies harvest like hungry vultures. one day charlie brings a shark to camp and nobody is brave enough to ask how he got it. is definitely fucking dennis behind some palm trees every day but nobody tells him to knock it off because hes so useful (tribe mates) and entertaining (producers). accidentally makes fake immunity idols for himself dennis and mac (he was trying to make friendship bracelets) and thus protects them all. has immunity run at the end and shouts out paddys pub every time he wins. also does a little dance. gets to final tribal council where his speech is surprisingly compelling (he mentions surviving an abortion and several jury members tear up, mac and dennis throw him obvious softballs that make him look good) and he wins with every single vote minus macs (he wrote cat as a joke but one of the other two finalists was called cat which mac didnt know and then he was too embarrassed to explain it). cashes his million out in one large suitcase and then accidentally drops it into the ocean. ate his buff.

dee gets voted out on day one. sorry but its true. the second shes sitting at tribal council shes voted out. sorry. i think she could go crazy at some challenges tho but again shes first boot. sorry. might have voted for charlie if she made jury or not, depending on her mood that day. probably not tho.

frank gets medevaced after he eats some clams he found sticking to the reef rocks and gets diarrhea. no one was voting for him anyways because charlie told everyone frank was rich (he was trying to keep it a secret). doesnt make jury but would have voted for charlie. there are some slow mo shots of him rolling around in the sand after he ate the clams, which will be his only survivor heritage.

[weirdcat1213]

ok i have an oreo on one hand and a shark plushie on the other, lets do this

trimax volume 8 (pls dont hurt me)

thoughts

BUT BEFORE THAT, ACTUAL QUESTION: how are the 1st timers holding up? yall doing good?

ok now long post is here

chap 1:

-oh that title page its SO FUCKING GOOD

-MY BOI HES HERE

-oh hes not....doing it by choice.....oh

-legato looking like a pizza pocket is the comedy relief we all need tbh

-GET HIS ASS VASH GET HIS ASSSSS

-oh my geesus i heard that, i felt that shit

-"they abuse us" and here you are knives...doing the same shit

-OH THANK GOD YOURE HERE

-could you look less happy while doing this shit knives? pls?

-something something divine punishment from the skies, something something yeah ofc not anyone can do that shit

-oh hey why is he with them i actually forgot

-aw :3 i wonder who taught him to not shoot to kill :3

-also pls leave him alone hes not just a killer pls youre hurting my feelings-

-:c

-STOP VASH DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT HOLY SHIT

-rem mention :c

-knives can you stop being right for a second, thanks

-the arm...wow

-OH YES ITS THIS MOMENT YES

-i dont remember what the other translation said but "that was the day we both lost our minds"....yeah im gonna sit with this one for a bit and cry cuz its true, they did

-oh yeah i didnt get this the 1st time lets try again :D

-ohhhhh....oh shit

-i hate siding with knives on this chapter but i cant help it. i also love the idea of being even

-also he looks so fucking cool while being evil, cool points for you knives

-"invasion" and it ends with him looking at the stars/nightsky? brilliant

chap 2:

-STOP BEING RIGHT KNIVES

-ALSO STOP DISTRACTING ME FROM WOLFWOOD TIME

-ah yes, the classic, sweetest, full of angst potential "i will remind of you of your home and how you dont belong there anymore" card, good to see you here

-oh god i forgot about this part, geesus

-ah crap i love this tho, gives you time to actually take in everything that knives is causing. its so easy to gloss over it with some quick panels but to actually take the time...i love it

-ok ik they get absorbed by knives but the idea of them flying away and being free (for a bit) is so pretty, im happy for them

-...geesus christ

-YES MY GIRLSSSSSSSSS :D

-it makes you wonder what they did to stay alive actually, like you never think of that stuff ig

chap 3:

-wait they didnt know???? hold up....yeah ig that makes sense but...hmmm

-YEAH YOU TELL THEM LUIDA >:D

-:c

-ALSO interesting how the borders didnt go black to represent a flashback, so maybe it wants to show how present is that memory in luida's mind. wow

-"maybe hes been waiting for us to come and help him" aaaand thats enough to make me tear up, im the weakest bitch on the planet let me tell you

-YES SEE LUIDA GETS IT

-GET WRECKED BY THE EXISTENCE OF GOOD PEOPLE ASSHOLE

-OH MAN HES BREAKING

-COOL ASS PANEL ALSO

-oh shit so he hit some plants oh shit oh damn

-AH SHIT

-omg she looks so epic while killing people <3

-THERE HE IS HERE WE GO YES GO GET YOUR HUSBAND

-oh look its the man in the tin can lmao

chap 4:

-KILL HIM WOLFWOOD KILL HIM

-HALF A YEAR???? damn i always forget, this is still going at the speed of light tho

-aw no :c my baby :c

-then again i like that you can see that even if it was just half a year (literally nothing for vash) it still caused him pain and suffering, 10/10

-GEESUS BRO HE JUST GOT FREE

-oh shit oh shit no

-im not really sure how he escaped legato but im glad :D also vash is longgggg i lvoe it :3

-well thats just depressing livio

-pls leave livio

-KILL HIM KILL HIMMMM

-ok but vash being basically a ragdoll rn while wolfwood is fighting and bleeding breaks my heart let me tell you

-wolfwood shut the hell up ok? shut up, i dont wanna hear it

-oh im going insane :) i hate wolfwood so much rn (his crime was to say sad things)

-OH IT WAS HERE I ACTUALLY FORGOT THIS WAS THE MOMENT AWWW HOLY SHIT MY BOY

-YES SAVE YOUR HUSBAND

-"youre not lost wolfwood" wolfwood saying all that shit outloud and IK FOR A FACT vash's heart almost broke ik it i feel it

-baby dont apologize :c

-............................................................ :c

-ah fuck hes here

-WAIT HOLY SHIT THAT LIKE SHADOW OF LIGHT???? AMAZING???

-oh oh im sick to my little stomach i fear oh geesus my boy, my baby, im so happy that wolfwood is all you need but also im so sad you dont have anything else, do i make sense?

-threatening you brother and begging him to not sacrifice himself in the same breath...knives the plant that you are

-woooooooooooooooooooooooooow i love that shit, hes so little...

-PLS GOD LET THIS BE IN STAMPEDE PLS PLS I WANT A SCENE WITH BOTH OF THEM IN THE SKY SO BAD PLSSSS

-im not entirely sure what is happening but damn thats nasty

-NO DONT FUCKING SAY THAT

chap 5:

-LMAO HIS FACE XD

-welp...this is terrible

-nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :c

-oh righttttt, i forgot about that plan, so thats why people called him chapel

-oh that panel with livio thats fucking brutal geesus nightow. like the old livio seems so pure and far away while the current livio is so violent and present

-my god he looks like shit

-MARLONNNNNNNNNNNNN :D

-oh meryl my girl :'3 omg shes the best

-im so depressed rn :D

-idc if hes rotting, sadly the man looks majestic af

-ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh ok

-NO DONT LEAVE PLS DONT FUCKING LEAVE PLS NO STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY STAY

OH SHIT THIS IS FREE BIRD OH SHIT OH NO HELP HELPPPPPPPPPPPP

free bird time ig:

-freeeee biiiiird yeaah tururururururu

-wdym congratulations cmon man

-oh honey......

-awww :c

-oh wow now im DEPRESSED :D

-ugh that fucking face

-hes so cool sometimes >:D

-aw you made her cry :c

-"tired of filling a space in other peoples lives"....hmmmm

-aw :c

I hate whats coming i fucking swear.

[the-owl-house-takes]

"huntlow didnt get enough time to get developed properly" true statement, we were all robbed of a third season and a lot of character development and chracter dynamics for many many characters and so on but its irrelevant to me cus i still wouldnt like it if it was properly developed. i know myself, id still be ok w it being part of the series but i still wouldnt have any interest in it and would find ship art equally annoying just cus i dont like it.

"if hunter was with a boy/willow was with a girl-" irrelevant, thats a different ship with a different character. there is no argument, stay on topic.

"bi/pan erasure or something along those lines" it has nothing to do with their sexualities and i dont care about canon or your headcanons or the characters sexualities none of that is relevant i just dont like them together as a ship

"huntlow antis/huntlow haters" be real. people can just dislike stuff without it being a big spectacle. do you think i put huntlow anti on my job resume or my tinder profile??? its not an identity, its just an opinion (also this is a salt blog. why are there sharks in the ocean)

"hunter having trauma doesnt mean he cant love" the grass is green the sky is blue i still dont have to like the ship and i still think hunters trauma takes priority for most people when they make huntlow stuff, maybe idk i have the tag blocked but ive seen some stuff and i see lots of arguments abt this. yes willow can be a rock for hunter but shes not supposed to be his only rock, hunter needing a rock is not supposed to be the only time they talk or interact, and there are ways to talk about hunter and huntlow without making it only trauma-related. i dont like the trauma-unrelated stuff either its still boring to me.

"something about willow idk i feel like people focus more on hunter when they argue about huntlow so i dont actually know any arguments about willow" willow is an underrated character and i love her but i still dont have to like the ship and i feel like a lot of the time people treat willow in general like one of her best character traits is Likes Hunter, or like shes hunters rock to lean on but never spin that around and let hunter be willows rock, and more often than not, somehow???, hunters trauma is still involved in willows insecurities or its used as part of how she heals from those insecurities?? like. can a girl not just say 'im worried about not being strong enough and being a burden' and not get 'when i was working for belos something something i thought i wasnt strong enough and i was wrong so ur strong too' and something like that like. a lot of huntlow stuff is like that ngl.

"just block people/the tags" I AM but like. i can still dislike it. and im perfectly valid in saying i think its annoying when i go to the tags and more than half the posts i scroll through are blocked cus its huntlow. im perfectly valid in saying i dont like ship whether i have the tags blocked or not.

"people can ship whatever they want" no they cant because i said so. the sun revolves around me. god watches me, his special little guy, fart and immediately cries in joy and throws a celebration party. (but also people are allowed to not ship stuff too like. it goes both ways.)

"so what are people just not supposed to make huntlow fanstuff" yes. i never want to see huntlow ever again my life. (but actually dont do that keep making stuff itd be sad if people stopped)

"everything you say is insane" ya

-

[marlslovesmars]

do you have any elumax date headcanons???

(for my fic lol) (i tried looking on tags here but there’s barely any elumax content and i feel robbed)

hii sorry it took me so long at first i didnt see it and then i was super busy but i love elumax and as you said it needs more content lol

Im not cretive enough for headcanons but i hope im still helpful !!

(also is 432 am so sorry if is not good, im tired lmao)

date fics:

●Store bought pizza date by calpurina

●So You've Been Harrington'd by GhostHost

●let's be lucky people, you and me by catboy_cabin

●Sandcastles by Aestheticdenbrough

●Worth It by marsiguess (haven't read it)

●I Just Know by BeepBeepSam (haven't read it)

●Bella Notte by wizardingtributeofhades

date ideas:

●coffee shop

●beach

●movies

Incorrect quotes:

●El: The moon is beautiful

Lucas: Yes, but you know who is more beautiful?

Both: Max.

Max, lying between them and blushing furiously: sTOp-

(By @polyamorous-elevenv2 )

●max : what are you guys doing?

lucas : makin some hot cocoa.

max : in the middle of summer??

el : …

lucas : it sounded good.

max:

lucas:

el : do you want some?

max : …

max : yes please.

(by @castielinpastel )

●Modern elumax au-

Lucas: in your personal opinion who stands to be the hottest superhero

Max: dc or marvel?

Lucas: any

El: can they be from a kids show?

Lucas: yes

Max: can they be a villain?

Lucas: I said hero but whatever

El: Kim Possible or Poison Ivy

Max: Black panther or..Katara.

Lucas: tbh firelord ozai is kinda hot...

El: he would call us slurs

Lucas: he has my permission to call me whatever he wants

Max: OZAI??

Lucas: or zuko

El: no zuko I could get behind

Max: hear me out...sokka

Lucas & El: yes

(by @amoris-no-smut-allowed )

●Lucas: What’s it like being tall?

Lucas: Is it nice?

Lucas: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

El: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Max: It was one time!

(by @thatonesongyouretryingtoremember )

●Lucas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

El: We're chopsticks!

Lucas: Well... that's cute!

Lucas: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Max: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

(by @thatonesongyouretryingtoremember )

(if established elmax this is perfect lmao)

●Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

El: They do.

Max: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

(by @thatonesongyouretryingtoremember )

●Max, sighing: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

El, smiling: You are my reward.

[Few minutes later]

Lucas, hoping for a sweet moment: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Max: True, you can be a real asshole sometimes. Good that you're funny and I like you.

(By @polyamorous-elevenv2 )

●lucas: max is so sweet. she’s the love of my life, i love her so much and everything about her is so perfect. i love when she insults me, when i braid her hair and when she lies her head on my chest

el: i like max.

(by @novaninja )

●will: hey why are you back from the movies already?

lucas: we got kicked out

el: max was calling out diving scores at the people jumping off the titanic

max: that last guy was a solid eight, lemme tell you!

(by @thatskindagaytho )

●[walking around, still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium]

Max: What did you think a tiger shark was, El?

headcanons:

Max brings both Lucas and El flowers

[musigrusi]

More random Headcanons of 141

And since I'm a horse girly, we gon add unnecessary amounts of equines (including my own)

Soap is the kinda guy who would love animals like no other, but with the same amount of knowledge as a chicken has about being a shark, you get me?

Ask the man to feed a cat, yES he will do so, but don't be surprised when you find the cat eating pizza.

Bestie says he would be the second half to my demonic stallion (I agree wholeheartedly)

While Soap and my good-for-nothing horse (his name is Legolas by the way... I *had* hopes when I named him... not anymore) would be partners in crime by unintentionally causing the most chaotic of accidents, baby stallion (whose name was almost Hades but I changed it to Leviathan) and Soap would *intentionally* cause the most chaos fathomable to the laws of physics.

Ghost, man... I would put him in a horse therapy group. You know what you do during equine therapy sessions?

You pet them

You brush them

Sometimes you go on a quick spin on them (definitely am not bitter that my family didnt put me in an equine therapy program as a kid, not me, not at all)

Ghost has a handful of cats he just randomly collects from the side of the road too. They got their own cat room, cat TV, couch, a bazillion cat beds in all shapes and forms and... indoor grown, well trimmed cat grass.

Gaz... I feel like he's one of those guys that like animals but dont seek them out? But when they befriend one, it's for LIFE and they will do anything for em?

Which makes him best friend material for dumbass Leggy (or the very pissy matriarch of my collection, Titan)

Rudy has a Banana Ball Python he named "Pasta". Alejandro is deadly afraid of her while Valeria is besties with her (it started off as her befriending danger noodle out of spite for Alejandro but turned into a true and beautifully sinister friendship).

Graves' grandpa is an old farmer and the brat defo helped him out on the ranch before. Boy is a proper cowboy.

And for that exact reason I would dare him to work with Titan (my pissy mare).

Dude will either become her new favorite human or learn physics like never before. 20/80, not in his favor.

I'd put Shepard on her too, especially when she's in one of her shitty moods. Couple that with his old values of "you break em and build em back up" and you got his death reciept guaranteed.

Alejandro loves cows. He wants a full ranch of em for the sole purpouse of cuddling, grooming and petting. I'm also feeling like he would be slightly intimidated by horses (lol especially the pissy one, who isnt tho. Also not helping that if he would be introfuced to mine... well I only have giants, no ponies or normally sized horses around my stables) so he'd either play farmer with a trusty old quad, should he ever settle down. Or he would get a sturdy lil Quarter pony, maybe even a Mustang (I totally see him as one of those "Wendy" girls, "wE hAvE suCh A StRoNg CoNNeCtIoN" those chicks? yeah he is one of em and he defo watched the movie Spirit, then went out and bought a Buckskin/Dun Mustang and named him Spirit too)

Since we're on the topic of "what horse do they ride", here's my own list: Alejandro and his sturdy lil Dun/Buckskin Spirit

Graves would ride his Gramps' old strawberry roan bronc named "Bob" who's probs been considered old before Graves was even born and yet he's still going strong

Shepard, god I hate this guy, he gets a good old American Saddlebred, Chestnut, constantly looks like she's on the acid trip of her life (I find saddlebreds' expressions so fucken entertaining, 10/10) and her name is "Sandy"

Soap gets a Haflinger to A) deal with his bullshit like a champ and B) add to the crazies. The name is probably "Alastaire". Haflingers only come in flaxen chestnut (varying in shade, rarely pure chestnut) so there u go for the colour

RUDY MY LOVE gets a Criollo, suitable in location and even more suitable in their firey nature. defo has an Overo/Sabino Roan+Buckskin Paint named "Fernandito". Fernandito is a cool dude, only scared of Chihuahuas tho.

Valeria has a GIGANTIC Lusitano Stallion, either pitch black with mean eyes or a golden chestnut Pearl with green ones (yes they do actually have green-ish eyes sometimes) His name is something like "Gladiolus" or "Cor Leonis" any FF15 fans eh?

Ghost... I think he probs walked in to an auction once bc he saw a sign and found a scared little ugly duckling, felt a connection and bought him for like 300 bucks (basically Leggy's OG story, that's why I thought these two would click) His name is "Spooky" and he's a blue roan dun with a white face and blue eyes

Gaz first took over his neighbor's shetland after she passed away and then decided, fuck it, and went out to buy another horse as a companion. Now, I would believe he's the kinda guy who would pay top buck for whatever he wants. And he decided on a top grade low 6 figure Warmblood he imported from Germany with the likes of Donnerhall, Franziskus, Totilas and Quarterback all stuffed into his pedigree which made one(1) dangly silky coated long noodle. The shetty is probably a lump of semi white-ish furr named "Chickeb Nugget" and the Warmblood is probably a basic ass bay, 4 white socks named "Kevin". He has an official name (something like "dancing shadows" or "Donner's Hall" or whatever other whackey play on speech the germans come up with) but that name was too official for Kyle so he only calls his 6 FIGURE HORSE "Kevin". Extra brownie points when he exclusively goes on walks with the two of them and gets dragged regularly by Nugget. Not even rides Kevin, let alone have other people ride or even compete him ... no, Kevin, top grade dressage horse, spends his days in the field, caked in mud and living his 6 figure life.

Also Gaz bought all the top grade gear and stuff for his furr babies. 6k saddle that he never uses? Check. Custom made Bridles that he too does not ever use? Check. A collection of saddlepads, leg protection and fly bonnets that would make This Esme go pale? double check. 12 thousand blankets for any change in temperature (even for the hermetically sealed Nugget)? Check. Monthly checkup by the chiro/massage therapist, visits to an aqua trainer, top grade supplements and only bio apples and carrots for Nugget and Kevin? Check Check and Check. A 80k horse box to drive them around once every blue moon? check, he also had it custop wrapped with their pictures on it.

Price gets an icelandic horse. They are pretty small ranging from 125cm to 150cm but incredibly sturdy and strong, meaning, the PERFECT CAMPING BUDDY. Plus Icelandic Horses can eat fish so Price has someone to feed the fish he catches to lol. I immagine that he got an averagely sized 140cm tall girl he named „Fish“ because A) he loves fishing and B) „Fish“ likes to eat fish (premium dad joke right there). Fish is a silver dapple (they are super rare and hella cool) with so much hair that Price either puts in an ugly ass braid or just all together ties it to the side.

For Laswell I’m torn between a tennessee walker or a friesan, so lets just say she has both. The tennessee walker is a proper golden palomino (a real ass barbie horse) and her name is Jodie. Jodie has one braincell. The friesan I immagine is a big boy, and since friesans only come as black, he‘s black. His name is „The dark Emperor“ and is primarily Kate‘s wife‘s horsey, they nickname him dumbo because he got unreasonably large ears. Dumbo and Jodie share her braincell and are the perfect „old married horse couple“.

König my man. His uncle took over the family‘s farm and König used to help out by driving the horse cart around and such. He found a Noriker mare at a market once and immediately fell in love and bought her. She now vibes at his uncle‘s farm with the cows and occasionally will help out with the local forest work (pulling tree trunks in remote areas). He named her „Sissi“, sometimes calls her „Punktle“ tho (little dot) and she’s a dotted thicc chick. They have a shaby old horse trailer that is basically a metal frame with old moldy wood and a rug as a roof, Sissi doesn‘t complain tho, she once trailered on the back of his pickup. She‘s also the town‘s favorite pony to ride when they do a town fare (She gets beer afterwards as a reward).

Roach found the shittiest OTTB out there and said „That one is perfect, I take it“. This thing has more issues than Payboy magazine. GIGANTIC and skinny as shit, suuuper hard to gain weight and has one mental meltdown after another but Roach deals phenominally with it. Her name is probably „Roach“ as an homage to his own callsign but also to „The Witcher“ lol. Roach is a dull brown kind of bay.

Farah gets an Arabian Mare no Qs asked. A dark liver chestnut, absolutely stunning, looks like she‘s coloured with dried blood and her name is Safanad after the mare from King Solomon‘s legend. Fiesty around anyone but Farah and loyal to a T. Absolutely hates the feeling of gras tho lol.

Alex I immagine would get himself a Fjord and go camping with Price with it. He named her „Mjölnir“ after Thor‘s hammer, since Fjords are a Norwegian breed but can‘t pronounce her name so he just calls her Milly instead for short (And to save himself the embarassement). Milly is a simple creature, give her food, water, somewhere to sleep and she‘ll be beyond content. He defo got her a whole western rig, but rides her bitless in a ropehalter because he tried a bit once and she was so upset with him, she didn‘t accept treats for a week (Sounds familliar to me lol). Mjölnir is a typical dun, as all Fjords are, but I immagine her to be slightly darker and after living out his „Fjord roached mane“ phase, let the mane grow out into a messy fluff.

I went overboard again lol… never mind, I think I will do some more hc‘s along the lines of „What kinda X does Y have?“

Also, for all my non horsey people, here are the respective horsies in whatever order (Alejandro, Graves, Shepard, Soap, Rudy, Valeria option 1 and 2, Ghost, Gaz small horse, big horse, Price, Laswell, König, Roach, Farah and Alex)

Also bonus for those that scrolled all the way down, here‘s a pic of my Leggy gremlin

[loiswasadevil]

I’ve kinned Lois for about 6 months now… but before that I didn’t know exactly what it was. I had memories of driving the kids to school, taking stewie to daycare and feeling Peters embrace. It was only recently I knew… me and lois shared a heart, a universal bond that is unbreakable. The only thing that never sat right was memories of peter… they were soon replaced by memories of oscar… from the 2004 film “Shark Tale”…. I have vivid memories of me (being Lois) going to whale wash and hanging out with sykes, oscar and even angie, who realized that Lois was his one true love. I truly believe that Lois belongs with Oscar… peter would still be the father of our children, but he can’t love me quite like oscar can… Which leads into my question… do you believe non cannon ships can be kinned? And that you can truly have kin memories of events that didnt take place in a canon episode? I just can’t describe it any other way. I REMEMBER being with oscar… its so clear in my mind. Do I have some sort of other strange heart that differs from a devils heart? If you could give any insight please let me know!!

Hi Lois, I've never seen this movie but it is great to meet another Lois Kin. Yes Yes Yes 100% non canon ships can be kinned. Though my kin is the Canon Lois that does not mean your Lois Kinship is any less valid. Kin memories do not need to have been shown in an episode as they are memories of a different universe. A devil's heart was given to me by the hatred of my family in both universes, So that is up for you to decide if you have catalysts that unlock your heart as mine does so frequently... Lois is a beautiful diverse character And I hope you realize that not every kin has to be 100% canon because there are multiple universes.

[arpstail]

OH MY FCKING GOD. THIS THIS LITERALLY THIS!!!!

I have been wanting to talk about this for the longest time ever but i couldnt put it into words 😭(im always thinking about the gods mouth arc)

Siren literally endured SO much during that arc. Imagine being in a dark place with no escape and your just Surrounded by your worst fears that can not only talk to you, but can touch you and use your memories against you. Imagine your only way out is your very own blood. Having to bite yourself so hard that a trail of blood appears for you to follow out of.

He cant even tell which way is up

And you know the first person he sees? Skiff. His best and literally only friend in the castle. Its bad enough that siren already feels like hes taken advantage of skiff, but the overwhelming guilt he feels over the scar forever on his face. The scar that was caused because of siren.

Fake skiff immediately targets sirens weak point. Pointing out how Skiff wouldnt have gotten the scar if it werent for siren. If it werent for siren being alive.

For someone whos already feeling guilty for just being alive, just imagine how much that would affect him

And it just

didnt?????

Like of course we see him talking about it with kappa but thats really it..

Like, is there not more to talk about orr? CAUSE THERE SURE IS.

He sees susca next, his mother, the person who has had to carry the guilt of keeping a curse away from her people inorder to protect her sons life.

(Im suprised she wasnt saved for last because boy oh boy is there alot to unpack here)

Fake susca looks down upon siren(quite literally is looking down upon him) and ever so calmly tells him that so many lives has been wasted upon him. And that he was only ever good for one thing.

Heres where one of my favorite characters comes in, (or rather DIDNT COME IN AT ALL FOR SOME TEASON???) silver.

Silver is probably the sharks with the most scars. Shes lost her vision, some limbs, but is still holding her head up high. For sirens sake.

In season 1, before we find out the actual prophecy, silver tells siren not to blame himself. And that shes happy to do this for the castle.

(I don’t remember if siren talked to silver after they found out the curse buttt) we never got to see sirens reaction to silver after knowing that hes basically the cause of all her scars. (WHICH BOTHERED ME SO MUCH LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO IMPORTANT.)

Susca says that so many lives have been waster on him. And siren cant even react. All he says is “youre not her.”

Because he knows its true.

Now- the one that effected him the most was kappa.(for some fucking reason ig idk maybe im bitter…)

Now this fake kappa doesn’t target the curse at all. Infact he goes onto target sirens love for kappa. Even when siren tries to fight back but yet again proving the illusions were fake. The other kappa just says “you like looking at me” with a smirk. Which catches siren off guard. Leading to him trying to escape yet again. Butttt the other kappa goes full offense and touches him even more (THIS SCENE WAS RLLY GROSS IT MADE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND IM SHOCKED THAT IT DIDNT EFFECT SIREN IN THE MORE RECENT EPISODES ESPECIALLY WITH HOW MUCH KAPPA FLIRTS WITH SIREN…?????) kissing his hand and claiming that siren chose kappa over his people. Even though he didnt. He just didnt want to kill in innocent person OR himself. Then he sorta hugs siren from behind after he was distracted (a weirdo hug yk) and says he loves siren. And

That’s apparently what set him off??

Ok i guess..

then THE MOST FUCKED UP SHIT HAPPENS TO HIM

The voices of his people all around him yelling, screaming. Telling him to kill the beacon and to free them and oh my god this scene was so scary like wtff.

then when his mother almost struck him with the spear thats been basically following him his entire life with full force and siren just fcking screams. In pain? Fear?

literally the only way he gets out of this is by biting himself and following his blood(ill never shut up about this this broke my heart)

anyways lets move on

THE CREATURES OF THE GOD MOUTH

and oh my god

so this guy(who i head canon is named merlin) pulls siren into a deeper part of the gods mouth and explains that he was one of the cursed people who attacked him, and he momentarily broke from the curse to speak with siren to warn him that his journey will not succeed.

I say this alot bear with me.. but imagine finding out you have to die to save your people from a very brutal curse and you set out to find a way to break the curse with another way.. ONLY TO FIND that others have tried the same and it only got worse(with proof being in his face) and this is only brought up ONCE during the mater episodes. AND IT WAS DURING A MINI EPISODE I THINK

how did this not follow him into the kelp forest. How did almost none of this arc follow him into the kelp forest?

Anyways sorry this was rushed and sloppy but i got to excited when i saw someone else talk about this because it BUGS ME.

Alright I’m on a roll no way I’m shutting up now.

The God’s mouth.

Holy. Shit.

CW;; PSYCHOSIS AND OTHER MENTAL ISSUES

Stick with me here, Siren was thrown into a completely dark, unknown space with the only thing keeping him company is Arp (worm is stupid to me sorry)

And then…there stands skiff.

But-no-wait where’s his scar? How is he here? Oh God- is Siren going crazy?

And then Skiff mocks him, throws his deepest insecurities at him while wearing his childhood friend’s face.

And then his mother.

And then his lover.

And then voices starting howling at him, crying, pleading, begging.

And he’s alone and he’s in the dark and oh god- Susca swung at him again.

But…he remembers his injuries. The pain and the blood, reality. And he finally gets out.

And he’s…completely fine?

What???

His reality was ripped out from underneath him, he was isolated and his family and friends taunt and mock him.

His family and friends were imposters.

But he’s just, fine? No lasting damage or paranoia?

Hear me out.

Siren gets out, oh yeah, but…pin and Pagoon…no no, there’s, no, there’s something wrong.

They’re lying to him. Everyone always lies to him. They’re mocking him! Oh- oh Siren knows what they really are. Monsters! Wearing his friends faces!

Oh- Arp, are you truly the only real thing hear?

The voices are howling at him, ringing in his head. He can hear them. Taunting him. He just has to keep Pim and Pagoon happy so they don’t hurt him. They wanna see him cry.

And then…a couple hazy, terrifying weeks later, he breaks. Finally snapping out of that horrific situation. He’s alive, Pim and Pagoon are real.

But he’s different. Colder. Spacey. Almost like if he’s alone for too long…the mockery starts up again.

(This was based on my psychosis episode)

But it would make sense right?? I have weird HCs for him ig 😭

But, no way in HELL he would be perfectly fine after all of that.

[obsessive-ego]

Pity date

Musical Beetlejuice x reader

You let a coworker set you up just to get them to shut up, beetlejuice doesnt like it

Gender neutral reader, they are called wife once tho

Mentions of vomit

Staring at your reflection in your bedroom mirror you grumble to yourself, dressed nice yet casual.

"So it for the free meal and peace and quiet" you grumble to yourself as you grab your bag and keys and head out.

...

For 2 months now a coworker has been going on and on about how they know the perfect gut for you, and how you just had to let them set the two of you up, you declined everytime saying how you werent intrested in dating, or how you're too busy, or how there was someone you already liked, but they insisted.

You mentioned this coworker to the literal demon you have crashing at your place once or twice, and their solution was to bring him to work and say hes your hubby♡. You gave the ghoul a polite chuckle assuming it was a joke, even though you wouldnt mind that out come of your relationship, you played it off assuming beetlejuice just wanted an excuse to run wild in a store full of breathers.

Your coworker's constant bombardment finally wore you down and you broke, one date, that was it, you sacrifice your free time for food and future peace and quiet at work, that was the plan.

Coming home the day of this was something, been could tell you were in a less then fun mood.

"Why so glum sugar plum?" He teases pinching your cheeks

You lightly smack away his hand and groan before flopping down on the couch face first into the cushions. You take a second laying there in silence before pulling yourself back up and telling the demon what's going on, venting your frustrations over your pushy coworker.

Beetlejuice tried his best to conceal his anger, red hues slowly creeping into his hair. You obviously werent into this idea, but what if the guy is charming? Or hotter then him? What if he makes you laugh harder then he ever did? What if this act of pity turns into true love and this shmuck takes you away from him?

The demon's mind wanders with these gloomy thoughts, purple now joining the green and red in his hair. He couldnt let this happen, he wasnt going to be alone ever again, you were his, you just dodnt know it yet.

"So~" beetlejuice slicks back his hair sweeping the red and purple away "wheres this little mess happening?" He trys to give you a soft 'I'm not planning anyhting' smile, you sigh and check your phone.

"The amusement park is in town next week, he was very eager on taking me, and apparently their main attraction is the haunted house, so I guess that's what I'm doing next weekend" you could feel the dread creeping in, losing your day off for this, you were too focused debating on if you should call in sick next week to balance this out, you didnt see beetlejuice giving you the most shark toothed grin you've ever seen on him, this breather wont know what hit em.

...

So there you were waiting at the entrance at this little pop up amusement park waiting for this blind date.

"Y/n?"

You turn to see the most generic looking plain guy you've ever met.

"Uhh yeah?"

"I'm mark, Lena had told me so much about you, wow you're even cuter in person"

You give him a half smile, it was kinda creepy to have your coworkers talk about you outside work, and to show others pictures of you, even creeper, you swallow your negative feelings and force a smile on your face, the sooner this was over, the sooner you'll never have to deal with your pushy coworker again.

"Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice"

In a puff if green smoke the ghost with the most appears.

"We're here" lydia says flatly, not too thrilled to be at this pop up disaster.

Beetlejuice grabs the kid's hand and shakes it "thanks lyds, I owe ya big for this!" He babbles

"Yeah" she pulls her hand away "have fun ruining y/n night out with their future husband" she tease

Beetlejuice snarls at the thought "dont even joke about that kid, I'm y/n's future husband, and IF you play your cards right we'll adopt you" he sticks his tongue out at the child before vanishing

"BJ I have parents!" The kid hollers to the spot the ghoul once stood.

Your date eagerly dragged you to the haunted house, as if his life depended on it, this whole night has been as dull as you expected, first he tried to show off at the 'test your strength' game, a game where you won by a mile. Then he tried and failed to win you a stuffed toy on the ring toss, after you saying you werent intrested in it. He vomited after the two of you got off the tilt a whirl, almost cried on the ferris wheel, and threw up again on the scrambler, at this point you were feeling pretty bad for the guy.

Unbeknownst to you beej has been watching the whole time, the ghoul was in absolute hysterics laughing at this guy, he cant believe he was worried about this loser taking you away, but his mirth was cut short after he saw you rubbing his back after he got sick again, why would you comfort this loser? Unless, you had a thing for pathetic guys, in a flash beetlejuice was a fiery red, this loser may have your kindness now, but would he still have it once he's shit himself?!

The ghoul was ready to lunge for the two of you with a cheap but effective jump scare in mind but paused when he saw that shmuck lead you to the haunted house, beej grins to himself and awful toothy grin, showtime.

"Are you sure you're feeling up to this? You should take a second to rest" you asked concerned

"No, no, it's fine, I'm fine" he insisted looking pale, you felt so bad he was doing his best despite everything to impress you, and here you were going to ghost him after this, he wasnt your type that was for certain, maybe the two of you could be friends.

The two of you step into the attraction with beej hot on your trail, invisible, as much as he'd love to run wild and mess with all these breathers you took priority, he couldnt risk you falling into any form of interest with this guy, he feared losing you more then anything, he didnt want to be alone, you are the closest thing he's ever had to a happy home, he loved you, and was sure as hell no one was gonna ruin this.

Despite how awful this evening was, the haunted house was a blast, so fun, it had you screaming, though each scream was followed by a laugh, it honestly reminded you of beej, how'd he mess with you when you were sad to get your mind on something else, how he'd hide his head in the cupboard waiting for you, only to scream when you open the door causing you to scream as well, how the two of you would always share a laugh afterwords.

"If you're scared y/n, I'll protect you"

You were snapped from you thoughts at Mark's odd statement

"what?"

He clears his throat "if you want, you can hold on to me, I'll keep you safe" he outstretched an arm towards you

"Oh, no thanks, I'm good" you waved off this offer, the man threw up twice this evening, there was no way you wanted to touch him, even if you felt romantic towards him.

Beetlejuice growled at his words, with a snap of his fingers he summons the clones, beetlejuice presses a finger to him lips, signaling them to keep quiet.

"Get y/n and play somewhere away from their 'friend'" beej spat, he knew it would be easy to go full demon on this guy without you interfering, yes the ghoul adored you, and loved how you let him go ham when I came to scaring, but you help too much kindness and would definitely try and stop him.

The clones, excited to see you and play dash off off into the darkness to get you, the orginal stays behind readying his attack.

You and mark continue your way through the haunted house, jumping and screaming all the while, the two of you pass a door and in a flash a barrage of hands shoot out grabbing you, you try to scream for help, but one hand was quick to slap itself over your mouth, and as quickly as the hands grabbed you, they pulled you back into the darkness, the door shutting behind you.

'Mark was completely frozen, staring at the place where you once stood, baffled on what happened, did this attraction have visitor participation? That was way too complicated to be sprung on a random person. Mark slowly backs up, scared he'll be grabbed next, thought he wasnt wrong, the man freezes in his tracks when his body bumps against what he assumed was another person, he jumps forward

"I'm so sorry!" He babbles, but goes white in the face when he turns to see a man, or upon first glance, the more mark stared on him the more he realized it wasnt a person

There stood beetlejuice, a fiery red took over his hair, scruff, shirt and tie, his teeth were jagged and sharp, his eyes resemble that of a snake, and he reaked of decay and death

"You will be"

With an ungraceful thud you are lightly tossed on the floor of what looked like a storage room, surrounding you were Beetlejuice's clones, you pause for a moment as you put two and two together

"Beetlejuice is here!" You blurt out, instantly your heart fills with worry, was he running wild here and sent the guys to stop you from ruining his fun? What if something bad happens to him? Yeah he's a strong demon, but what if someone out there is capable of hurting him? You jump to your feet and try to leave but to clones are quick to wrap you up in their arms

"Guys please, I need to go-"

"Does y/n not love us anymore?" One coos nuzzling his head into your neck "y/n we just want to play" another joins in "boss said we could play~♡" another purrs into your ear, you could honestly feel like your legs were gonna turn to jelly over their attention, but thos wasnt the time.

"If you guys help me find beetlejuice now we can play whatever you want later" a dangerous promise, but desperate times call for it. The clones pause for a second, as if to debate getting in trouble with the original was worth it, though the debate only took a moment the clones were on your side, all with hints of pink gracing their appearance.

One clone took you hand and led you to beetlejuice while the others were right behind you.

Back with beetlejuice and your 'date' the ghoul has turned this haunted house into his own personal torture chamber, trapping mark inside, along with lydia who has wandered inside to watch beetlejuice do his thing, and a few other unlucky breathers,though they werent as unlucky as your date, who was the main focus of Beetlejuice's rage.

The clones lead you right to their boss, who now took the form of a giant spider, teasing mark that he was gonna eat him.

"BEETLEJUICE!" you holler "BEETLEJUICE" again

"Babes dont-" in a flash he was back to his old self,  the doors swing open and everyone including mark run out screaming and crying.

"Awww" groans lydia walking up to the two of you

"You're here too, oh, I get it" you sigh "bee, why did you do this? He really didnt deserve, I mean, he was nice, but, that was uncalled for" you start

Purple begins to creep into the ghoul's hair, did you really like that guy? More then him?

"I mean, it was kinda funny though...." you mumble

The demon's eyes light up, beetlejuice adjusts his tie with a smirk on his face knowing he's not really in trouble "so, did I ruin your little date? Guess you ain't going steady with that fella now huh?"

You snort out a laugh "he really isnt my type"

"What is your type? Tall, dark, and decomposed?" The ghoul nudges you with his elbow, earning another laugh from you

Lydia rolls her eyes at your guy's flirting

"So what are the two of you doing here? Are you guys here with Delia and Charles? Small world huh?" You giggle

"Beej made me summon here so he could ruin your date" lydia says plainly

"What?"

"Kids say the darndest things" beetlejuice chuckles giving lydia a shove

"Yeah, he was scared youd fall in love with the guy and leave him all alone" she teases

"Lydia!" He hollers, clearly embarrassed the kid ratted him out

"Is that true bee?" You ask softly

".....yeah" he mumbles purple taking over "you're mine y/n, and I dont wanna share ya, you're my happy home, but come on what pretty little breather would wanna knock boots with a smelly old corpse"

You lightly grab his hand "you're not that smelly" you give the demon a soft smile, he stares back at you wide eyed, unsure what to do next, the concept on genuine kindness was so foriegn to him.

You gently lean forward and kiss his cheek "I'll always be your happy home, never worry about that, I want you to be a part of my life" you whisper

Pruple quickly vanishing for the demon's hair in favour of a soft pink, beetlejuice scoops you up bridal style and hollers "lyds call Delia, and tell her to start planning our wedding!"

"What?!" You respond

Lydia pulls out her phone, and starts tapping away "you two are disgusting and sappy, I'm going home"

"Dont leave me with him" you plead as the kid walks away, you were trapped between beetlejuice and his clones, each clone wanting to shake your hand and congratulate you.

For the next week beetlejuice referred to you as his future wifey

Bonus

Going into work the following Monday was weird, lena was quick to get to you saying how mark told them everything, you were terrified youd have to try and talk your way out of what the guy saw, but no, your coworker was too busy saying how impressed they were with what they herd went on in the haunted house, they had no idea that pop up amusement park had that kind of budget,

You laughed it off saying it sure was something, and thanking them for setting you up, but explained how you recently found some one else.

[starmakerphantom]

OCs! Woo

Hi im Phantom and my hyperfixation is making ocs. These are my ensemble stars ones i have drawn already and some infos about them!

Akio Nijihara

-Part of a unit whose theme was that they are RPG charackters. Hes the healer

-His whole gimmik is that hes a nurse. Modeled after my sister who is very low empathy

-I gave him sister related trauma

-i need to make his other unit members.

-his glasses are fake, he wears them for aestatic

he will get a drawing with a plague goctor outfit and he will get a drawing with a labcoat where just....candy drops out. Im just bad at art

Kihiro

-insecure little bitch, copes via means of fashion and being not nice

-mainly sensitive about his looks and being small (basically "if people want to stare at least give them a goo reason)

-blooms on stage, his worksona is very pleasant to work with

-will always choose the sluttiest costume available

-actually used in an rp!! Gay gay homosexuall gay

-His unit is named Chronostasis, their theme is Gay Lasertag

-he wears a facemask and froggy hat. Used to wear a hoodie but the hat was a gift from his units leader

Secret Garden

Oh damn a whole unit but i dont have their costumes

Leader- Sai Himawari

A poet, an artist. If words fail, sing. If singing fails, dance

-Logical conclusion? Become idol

-(obv. a valkyrie mega fan. He would never admit that. We know its true)

A romantic soul

dense fucker, Aji could be stabing someone in the background and hes like "what did we say about using our words"

Hes a wip

Aji Kengai

-oh boy

-a gardener

-"yeah thats safe to eat, trust me bro"

-is an idol because hes BIG GAY for Sei, and with big gay i mean hes a yandere because im cringe

-bad at words

-i loaded all my body image issues into him

-if he smiles with his eyes closed, run

If you put their names together (Ajisei) supposed to spell the japanese word for hydragena :,)

Kokoro Cafe

WHAAAT, Another Unit? YES! Main boys. Their gimmik is that they cute cafe staff/ a host club

Leader- Gekko Amina

-looks and talks a bit sus, but actually a good boy

-got scouted, formerly know as the karaoke king

-loooots of confidence, a bit cringe

-shark teef, has to wear braces.

His jacket is so big it has room for another guy

-ironically, he has stae frigth

I FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN HIS NAME AAAA ITS ON THE OTHER REF

-movie fan, but like only old hollywood stuff because he likes the divas so much

-has adapted the personality....is aware he currently lacks the talent to justify it

-friends with Gekko so thats how he ended up here

-has trouble taking no for an answer

-i just think hes cute

Hayato Mikimura

-"Haha great plan guys, anyways wheres my paycheck"

-In need of money. Does this for the money

-scam artist. And not ashamed to rope the other 3 in

-has a twin sister who used to medel

-gets cold fast

-at least he provides brains

Yani Hanabe

-"Wait this is an idol school?" Didnt you go trough the entrance and performance exams? "yeah-" AND THAT DIDNT RAISE QUESTIONS??

-Anxiety on legs

-needs a haircut

-and better clothes

-actually the one who had the idea of the cafe theme after a job brougth them all together

-he is their SON but they also bully him the most

All 4 of them have crossdress designs. Take a guess why

The one i havent drawn yet but is the worst/ best idea

-he has (animu)amnesia

-but is convinced becomming an idol will help that

-im working on it once my hand is doing better, i work better AFTER i drew a vague concept

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I can make a shuffle with that many boy. Theres already a temporary unit in story

I love ocs so much. I want more

I want to use them more

Im just very shy about showing my writting

If ur lucky i manage to do more idol costimes

[toiletwipes]

Imagine just being in the water with Shark!simpbur and then another siren comes along.. a orca siren. The true bullies of the ocean, they're much bigger and stronger than our poor shark boy and they're eyeing up reader, sexually or hungrily simpbur didnt know, but he didnt like it one bit.

Meanwhile you're peacefully talking to the orca siren, completely unaware of how the orca's dark eyes were traveling along your body. (Its only okay when simpbur does it >:( /hj) or how simpbur was staring daggers into the orca

Simpbur is all puffed up, defensive and about to go on offense if that disgusting fucking orca touches you one more time, you two are getting along so well, it makes him wanna gag.

-🌟sparkle anon

Recently your hang outs have been over-crowded, if you asked him. The orca sirens passing through the area stopped for a while this time, one of them taking interest in the human that hung with the reclusive shark siren. Floating on his back, at least it gave him a reason not to look at him, but every time he looks at you, he can see the way the orca siren licked his lips, stared at you in a way that made him want to rip him to pieces.

But he kept floating, kept swimming idly as he waited for the orca siren to leave, but he never did. Not until you said you had to go, and when you bid the two of them goodbye, when he turned around to give him a piece of his mind, the siren had already left him.

And now he felt more alone than he did in the first place. Thankfully, not a minute after, you came back, cheering at the sight of the other siren gone.

"I was wondering if he'd ever leave, damn, do sirens not get the hint sometimes?" You say out loud as you dip your legs into the water, sitting on the ladder of the pier as you grin at Wilbur. He didn't know he could fall deeper in love but you somehow made it possible.

"Yeah, they really don't," he mumbles, trying to hide the grin he was holding as well when you slipped fully back into the water, wading to where he was so you could hug him.

"You included," you speak and his brain fries in an instant.

[mythiccheroacademia]

Can you please do a fic where kirishima and kaminari turning into babies and reader have to take care of them but kaminari dont like reader for some strange reason and them resolved it🤩 sorry for bad English 😅

A/N: this was such a cute request! the characters as babies just makes my heart 😚🥰😍 I hope y’all enjoy this one! and your english is great btw!

Warnings: cuteness overload? and some cussing bc bakugo’s here. what do you expect?

Kirishima Eijirou: 

when you woke up to bakugo banging on your door, you knew it was going to be a weird day 

bakugo was notrious for being an early bird, but he usually kept that to himself. so why was he screaming outside your door at 6 in the freaking morning?

“y/n! you have ten seconds to open this fucking door before i—“

you swung the door open with the meanest glare you could muster, ready to cuss him out

“what the hell do you want—“

your voice catches in your throat when you see a sleeping black haired child, no older than two, curled up in his arms 

you stare at the baby

then you stare at bakugo

bakugo stares back in confusion

then it clicks

“IT’S NOT MY FUCKING BABY!!” he explodes

“LANGUAGE BAKUGO!”

“STOP FUC--I MEAN FREAKING ASSUMING THINGS”

you didnt get a chance to respond before he shoves the baby in your arms and tells you it’s kirishima who got hit by a quirk during his internship 

the teachers knew and left him with katsuki, but he couldnt take care of him today bc he had to go to his intership, and he didnt trust anyone else with the child

so that’s how you ended up alone with baby kiripima 🥺

you find out very quickly that kirishima was as energetic as ever, even as a baby 

the minute he wakes up, he nearly jumps out of bed and declares to the entire room 

“g’ mornin’!” 

then he glomps you with the biggest hug 

“y/n! we swol too-day!!”

you figured out that he knows who you are but that’s the extent to which he does 

either way, he’s very excited to spend the day with you 

he’s still extroverted even as a kid and loves being around his friends

when you took him around to meet everybody, he just gobbled up the attention. most importantly, he just loved your attention

he such a show off for you omg 

he’ll be “ultra manly” and clean his mess all by himself 

or when you try and help him wash his hands, he’ll stop you with a determined pout and go “i can do it!” and concentrate really hard on scrubbing his hands clean 

when you’d praise him for eating all his food he’d give you the biggest shark-tooth smile and cutely blush from your words

he still kind of stumbled when he walked but whenever he saw something cool, he’d take your hand and basically drag you with him, excitment in his steps 

and when you showed him the gym?

he was in L O V E 🤩

you may or may not have taken a couple pictures when you saw him attempt to lift a five pound weight 

bath time is fun and easy bc he’s too busy pretending to be a shark to really think about the fact that he’s getting clean

when you tell him it’s bed time, he doesn’t wanna sleep at first. but then you make a sad face and he instantly drops what he’s doing and hurriedly says,

“okay! okay! i sleep! see!?”

goes and gets his blanket and curls up in your bed bc he’s the goodest boy and it’s unmanly to make a pretty person sad!

he looks so small and fluffy that you literally wanna bawl your eyes out 

ahhh he’s just the cutest!!

you lie next to him and decide to take a nap too bc it’s been a long day 

before you fall asleep, you feel the small boy nuzzle into your chest and wrap his arms around your neck 

“night night. luh you,” he whispers before he starts to snore 

like 🥺🥺🥺

you could seriosuly die happy 

the next day, you wake up with a heavier arm around your shoulders. it’s so heavy that you can barely move and it confuses you 

when you open your eyes, you see that kirishima has gone back to normal 

and usually you’d be freaking out bc you may or may not have a small crush on him and now that he was normal sized, you were staunchly reminded of it

but when he pulls you in closer to his embrace, you can’t seem to care rn

for now, you’ll just enjoy this moment

Kaminari Denki:

“Y/N!! watch out!”

you were all kinds of confused when kaminari jumped in front of you to protect you from a villain’s quirk and he disappeared

and just when you were about to freak out, you heard small whimpers and cries 

you looked to the ground and saw that kaminari hadnt disappeared

your best friend just turned into a freaking two year old child 

and you dont think he likes you 

at all 

once you two were brought to safety, it was like denki finally took a good look at who was holding him and just

flipped shit 

he gives you a firm (but cute) frown that makes you blink in confusion

then he suddenly pushes his hands against your chest to try and get away 

“no! stop! i wanna go!”

at first, you thought he was scared so you attempted to soothe him but it’s no use

he’s admant on throwing his tiny temper tantrum

although, when recovery girl takes him to go get checked, he instantly calms down and smiles as she tells him how cute he his 

you can’t say you didnt feel your heart break just a little 💔💔💔

but youre determined to win over his affection bc wth? you’re supposed to be best friends! 

(read: you had a crush on older denki and you couldnt handle the fact that these might be his true feelings towards you and he might actually not like you)

so the entire day, you’re doing everything you can to make the kid at least acknowledge you 

right now, it’s the bakusquad that’s collectively taking care of him for the day, but you’re there to help

you try to tell him jokes babies could understand and he’ll just look at you and turn away 

mina told you that food was the best way to a guy’s heart so you made him his favorite (soft) food as a peace offering

and you were absolutely crushed when he stiffened up and refused to eat it until bakugo scared him into eating 

he turns away and you just 💔😞

after that, you sighed and gave up

you sorrowfully accepted the fact that denki just didnt like you :(

at least you now know your chances of being with him was nonexistent

you made up some excuse to leave the room bc you coudlnt take the heartbreak

everyone pretty much bought into it

all except denki who might have been a child, but he was still as perceptive as ever 

unbeknowest to you, denki didnt really dislike you 

the reason he was acting like a jerk was bc you put yourself in danger during the mission and he was so angry about it 

he didnt know how to confront these feelings so he just ignored you 

but when he saw the silver tears line your eyes, he felt so bad 😭

he didn’t know how to emotion™️

pls don’t leave him :(((

the emotions overwhelmed him so much to the point that he bursted out in tears and wasn’t cosoled by anything 

“come on, bro! what’s wrong!?” sero anxiously asked 

“y/n! i want y/n!”

he didnt have to say it twice 

the group basically shove him in your arms and youre confused when denki latches onto you like a life line bc did he just hate you three seconds ago?

despite your saddness, you comfort him by whispering sweet nothings in his ear and denki is instaneously consoled solely by your voice 

the crying takes a lot of energy from him and he can barely keep his eyes open

but before he sleeps, he softly says, “i wa’ scare-d. sowwy y/n”

again, you’re confused, but you were too tired to think about it so you decide to go to bed and deal with this tomorrow

it’s the next day and your face-to-face with a normal kaminari who’s obviously been awake for some time and looks petrified 

now that he’s older, you’re reminded of everything he put you through and you’re salty af about it

“you still hate me?” you sassily say 

denki’s face erupts in an embarrassed blush and youre surprised when he buries his head in your neck, holding you close to his chest 

without looking at you, he explains his true feelings for you in a really round about way

you pull his face back to look at him and as he sputters out apologies to you, you kiss is nose 

“you idiot. i like you too if that’s what you’re trying to say.”

denki stares before short-circuting and you just laugh as he mumbles happily to himself