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[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to band camp for marching band for the first time, and I found out that the marching band staff was trying to get us involved in a ‘pyramid scheme’ and they were trying to kill us. Later I pulled out my trombone and started sniping the staff with it from a hotel window. I shot a couple before I tried to shoot one of the band directors, who kept dodging.

[overseer-picard]

Things Will Riker calls his trombone:

His Bone

T-bone

Big Golden Bone

the ol' Hootie Hoo

Trombone

[guilhernunes]

capybara trombonist

buy a print

painting of a capybara with a bow tie playing the trombone in the forest

[shiftythrifting]

I have... so many questions...

[amazingphil]

dan and phil's raging trombones

[brightlotusmoon]

[trannypanny]

shout out to marching band kids because they'll ask you for your pronouns, correct, non-deadname, and consent to touch your hands, which is 10/10 behavior love these guys

[thefoilguy]

Trombone Player - Aluminum Foil Sculpture

[tomohirosibuyahappyanimals]

Trombone

[mouser-is-a-goober]

rtc au but instead of them being in the choir they’re band kids.

the instruments i think they would play (under the cut)

jane doe: she would play string bass. why? ‘cause i believe people outside of band, if you asked them about band usually wouldn’t think about the string bass and she was the forgotten member of the choir and joined late. (and also, electric bass is usually forgotten about so there’s also that.)

ricky potts: he would play trombone. why? ‘cause he just seems like a person who would enjoy gliss (glissando) and i don’t really have much of a reason for this one he just seems like a trombone player.

noel gruber: he would play saxophone, alto saxophone to be specific. why? ‘cause saxophone was popular in post war france.

ocean o’connell rosenburg: she would play the flute. why? ‘cause flute is an instrument played by more girls than boys, (google says 57.04% of flutists are female,) and also in my head flute and good grades are associated together and i don’t have a reason why, so yeah.

mischa bachinski: he would play trumpet. why? i honestly don’t have a reason for this expect for he gives off trumpet player vibes.

constance blackwood: she would play the clarinet. why? ‘cause clarinet is most similar to recorder and her recorder solo in sugar cloud.

-a band kid

[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

instruments (according to a clarinet):

bass clarinet: actually you’re the coolest

saxophone: i hate you with a burning passion, let’s make out

flute: i want to study you

trumpet: how the fuck are you so loud there’s like four of you

oboe: absolutely shaking in fear. you scare me. why do you sound like that

trombone: funky little guy, what the fuck are you doing?

tuba: you go!!

horns: oh. you.

percussion: you…you know we can hear you, right?

strings instruments: guitars but big/small

(it’s me i’m clarinet)

(no actually hate to any instruments)

[viejospellejos]

Trombonistas trolleando a la orquesta tocando la marcha Imperial de Star Wars 🤣

[bunkerhillbros]

"When Cloud isn't home" from jasjasjasART.

[trekmascing]

Call that a tromboner

[the-blackjay]

Fine, I'll post it on tumblr

original here