#must you?

[brightlotusmoon]

[dinoni]

Me years ago, thinking to myself: wow I fucking hate asrian, but crapping on other people's ship would be dumb, after all, noone is forcing me to see it, I can just block the tag and be done with it! Yay!

Me the past few days, opening The Arcana:

[insufficientdata]

Lets say you think a star is an egg. The explosion is the crack and we’re all free and feasting on its yolk in the new nebula like baby spiders. Someone else says “no, the nebula is the birth canal from which we all spring. The star is the hen.” Who is more right? Remember, both egg and hen can exist at the same time as our star lies within a nebula too.

And if you went around cracking stars open to make planets, life and galaxies, what would that make you?

If you released several thousand ants of varying species into your local neighborhood, what might happen to them? Because of them?

What neighborhood is our planet a part of?

Who are you? What are you?

[noodles-and-tea]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[wishfulsketching]

I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it

You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something

Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.

[panvatar]

As an autistic monster fucker and a furry (stay with me) I feel confident in saying Laios is not a monster fucker. Laios hyperfixates on monsters like irl people hyperfixate on dinosaurs. Not once have I seen him interested in a monster sexually. He is all about fun facts and recipes.

He is, however, definitely a furry and I'd bet money he's got a fursona and a monstersona.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[hunnicute]

i dont think spotify knows what a genre is

[h2pinky]

i just read someone on twitter saying that sevika met silco because she thought he was a lesbian and tried to flirt with him at the last drop years ago i think im gonna piss myself

[donnieisaprettyboy]

can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy

[rosa-maltz]

The Midwestern Princess

[icarianarts]

[chloesimaginationthings]

You know Henry’s final speech went hard in FNAF

[malenjoyer]

WE'RE SO BACK

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.