#trixies so annoyed

[ponirl]

starlight and maud pie being best friends or something

they're besties!!! +trixie came along to look at fossils :3

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

ok so we're all in agreement that the way the show is handling trixie and matthew's storyline is complete shite right?

[astradyke]

only shoving this here because a lot of dnp lesbians are the same kinds of folk who are trixie n katya lesbians but i am like, ceo of being fans of duo creators and like... listening to how fondly trixie and katya talk about each other after watching the fucking gaming video yesterday and how dan and phil comfortably are with each other is like. and also after texting my own best friend. it's crazy how love is in the air in so many ways

[chimchiri]

Let me put up a cute photo of her where she's not sleeping in a weird position.

Riding a car is still scary but she's adjusting fast and doing very well. What a brave little girl!

[hunysckle]

why are cisgender people Like That.

[homicidalbrunette]

This is some heart eyes right here

[amethyinst]

its so evil tumblr isnt drag race gay i need to reference kennedy davenport every day

[chipswsalsa]

elon turning twitter into “x” is single-handedly ruining my day do you know how confusing it was for me to wake up and want to check twitter but seeing it NO WHERE ON MY PHONE BC NOW IT’S FUCKING CALLED X????

[blingblong55]

Drag...him-141

Reader agreed to put on some make up because Soap wanted to show his lass his makeup skills, only to realise, Soap watched drag queens do their makeup, so now, reader is stuck looking like Trixie Mattel for a few hours... shepherd is on base

Price: You're on thin ice general

GS: don't speak over me cap'n

Ghost: you've got no right to speak to us like this

Gaz: You've got better reason to shut your trap than to order us around

Soap: *annoyed and just staring*

GS: all of you could be replaced. I'm nice enough to let you all stay

-everyone is arguing, reader steps in-

R/n: Daddy chill

GS: what the hell even is that?!

[Old man gets scared of drag goddess, not clickbait]

[cande2oo6]

FINALE SPOILERS!!

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[I know I'm going to sound a bit fantasma ("ghostly") ("fantasma" is an Argentine expression to refer to a person or action that shows a strong egocentrism, believing themselves to be more than they are) with this but I really want to say it, sorry]

I liked the episode, although I will admit that it disappointed me a little things I didn't like very much:

- The fart jokes. Are you kidding me? I mean, I know it makes sense at least with the confetti explosion (which believe me, I like to a certain extent since it helps to highlight a serious state), but I still didn't like it very much (especially in the end, but at least they did acknowledge that)

- The anti-fairies. Is it just me or did they become dumber? Their actions in the fight disappointed and bothered me quite a bit

- Dev and Peri. I think I spoke for the majority when I said I expected a better reconciliation, I mean, they barely interacted!

- Dev and Dale. I was expecting something a little more dramatic

- Irep's "betrayal" felt half-baked. In my opinion, it was obvious that Irep wanted to betray Dev, but it never really became "official" so to speak

- Anti Wanda and Anti Cosmo didn't have much involvement, and they didn't interact with either Irep or Dev

- Jorgen and Dale weren't scolded out even a little bit. Jorgen, Dev didn't need a newbie who probably just became a godfather to carry on a legacy. And Dale, REALLY WANTED HIM TO SUFFER EVEN ONE SMALL THING BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

- Dev's suffering is taken as a joke

- Wanda doesn't look as upset and scared as I would have expected about Peri exploding

- The "DEEP DEEP" joke. I feel like it would have been funnier (and less annoying) if Wanda had actually been actually upset in the episode (something a little more like when she met Irep again)

"Umm... I'm not sure" stuff:

- Hazel's friends and brother retain their memories. I don't know, I wasn't really convinced, but it's innovative, curious and interesting

- The fight against the anti-fairies in general

- Irep neglects Peri. And yes, it's kind of dumb, but think about it for a moment. We already know that Irep hates Peri, but in the previous series he saw and suffered the consequences of affecting Poof (sorry for this but it's canon) in "Timmy's secret wish", he KNOWS that if Peri dies he will too

- Hazel's friends and brother not being so surprised about the existence of magic. It makes some sense but still...

- Dev loses Peri. It was fair, but I wish they'd apologized to each other even though

- There was no parallel between Irep and Dev. I was hoping they'd do something about how they both feel like shadows of other, but emphasizing that Irep is genuinely bad and Dev isn't that bad at heart

Things that put me in "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO" mode:

- Anti Wanda and Anti Cosmo are part of the same idiot

- Anti Wanda isn't as dumb and nice as she seemed in the other series

- Pattypossum and Nottimmy holding hands, Crocker saying "I was right! 😃" and Jorgen erasing everyone's memories. Just little details and jokes that I like

- Dev and Hazel's conversation. I would have liked to see them interact a bit more, but I'm satisfied

- Peri being a spokesperson in the finale. Acknowledging the horrible joke and demanding a second season

But as I said, I liked it, and I look forward to a second season with other characters that were never mentioned or appeared, like the pixies, Chester, Trixie, Norm, Juandissimo, etc.

What's your opinion of the finale? :)

[radfemsiren]

I used to watch drag race (🤢) before becoming a radfem and it makes me so angry how misogynistic it is; the caricature of womanhood itself is bad enough itself but the way it ridicules the female body, our breasts, our vulva, our body hair, lesbians, butch women, older women, the list is never ending. And I remember how hated Victoria Scone became for talking about how the term fishy is really misogynistic and how no drag queen came to her defence.

Last seasons winner performed in the show as a old woman with sagging boobs and earlier this year a character sings about how no man wants her, cause her "schnitzel" (aka pussy) is too hairy.

They always say they are “celebrating womanhood” and then play the most misogynistic caricatures of hated women: the old crone, the plastic, stupid sexdoll bimbo… the cheap gags about women’s bodies like the period blood Chappel Roan imitator. Like be for real, this isn’t some glamorous, pretty, flattering form of imitation… it’s supposed to be raunchy and ridiculous.

Like the 2 most famous drag queen rn are Katya, whose character is a prostituted bimbo drug-addicted Russian “hooker” , and Trixie, who looks like an episode of botched (and is the most annoying, unfunny man whose misogynistic remarks have on multiple occasions made his co-star and producer stare uncomfortably at the camera) 🫢

[hubrisbracket]

Hubris Bracket Side A Poll 3: Trixie Lulamoon (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Erin Ruunaser (Aurora Comic)

Propaganda below (may contain spoilers)

Trixie Lulamoon

If any mlp character deserves to be in the hubris bracket it should be Trixie. Also she literally didn't even do anything wrong except entertain people (which is literally her job) and was punished just because the mane six couldn't take a fking joke. And, I might be wrong about this- but Trixie was originally only supposed to appear for like one episode but the fans loved her so much they brought her back and she became one of the biggest characters on the show. literal legend. Stream Magic Bitch by Vylet Pony and Magic by The Living Tombstone btw "sometimes you gotta let your ego slip for your own mental health" -Vylet Pony

egotistical magician my beloved... petty stage magician. she has a long standing rivalry with the princess of friendship (twilight sparkle ofc) who is incredibly powerful with actual magic. she tried to run twilight out of town once. it didn't go well. oh also she's besties (gay) with twilight's protege which annoys her to no end. also also she's sooooo trans the entire fandom agrees

Erin Ruunaser

This man walked directly into a primordial magic storm with an almost 100% death rate because he wanted to look at what's in the middle; he's the current Elemental Magus, and it has definitely gone to his head; he's outsmarted (or tried to outsmart) an eldritch evil that killed the oldest and most powerful gods of his world twice, which possessed him because of his aforementioned storm-walk; and his creator has called him Sicktats McHubris at least once. Also, he acts incredibly smug all the time.

He’s kinda like the avatar, so he thought that it would be a good idea to walk into a magical storm that no person had ever seen the center of. He ended up getting possessed by an ancient god-killing evil and now has to get rid of him. The fandom has nicknamed him Sicktats McHubris, on account of his very cool magical tattoos.

[jelloapocalypse]

Which of the Neo Trio would you most want to babysit?

Molly would be the easiest.

I've said this before, but despite my love for Phoenica as a character, I think I'd actually find her extremely annoying in real life, haha. She's way too much of a narc.

Trixie is the one I think I could probably have the best time just hanging out with, but I also think Trixie is the most likely to cause trouble, so if the question is babysitting, then Molly.

[rainbowmoonbeam1]

Upon a rewatch of My Little Pony season 7, I realize that I am most definitely the Trixie of my friend group.

She is always being super annoying, and never realizing she's making all her friends mad at her with all her antics, and that's honestly so real.

But the episode where Starlight has to LITERALLY bottled her anger to keep from MURDERING Trixie, I realized that I am TOTALLY the kind of person who would drive someone crazy, and not realize it in the slightest.

Not all that Great and Powerful, however.

[dapper-lil-arts]

You mentioning the Big Mac comic made me removed just how much I love that story lol. It’s one of the only times we get a sense of real interiority for his character and it’s just fun to see him play off of so much of the supporting cast.

I especially love the running gag where he’s just effortlessly pulling mares left and right without even trying (including Luna? Maybe? Now THERES a ship for the ages).

It’s even funnier when you consider the fact that he was canonically a chatterbox when he was younger, so his whole romantic arc throughout the series is basically “man tries shutting the fuck up for once in his life, immediately starts drowning in women” lol.

Anyways, all that preamble to bring you to my ACTUAL question:

Which other(s) of the non-main and/or background characters do you Headcanon as having ungodly amounts of game? Just having others swoon over them without even trying?

I always assumed Maud’s romance game was untouchable personally (pulling Mudbriar, Starlight, and hell probably Trixie too lol).

HARD MODE: Can’t say Sunset.

Yeah that comic run is so cute, it shows a little slice of life of a festival day in ponyville and it feels so loving and fun and just cute, everyone is having a good time and enjoying themselves, even Luna! And I love that Big Mac, the big farmhand handsome quite man pulls so many bitches. Honestly I wish Applejack got the same treatment, she really really fucking deserved it, but the show is allergic to having the protags have any romantic relations.

Women literally fighting for him in the background. Good.

WOMEN REQUESTING AFFECTION, PERFORM EVASIVE ACTION

I wasn't gonna say Sunset bc she's not a sidecharacter 😎

Also I'm not sure I even agree with the idea of Maud pulling a lot of bitches, I think it makes more sense for her to be someone that pursues that a lot, but rarely gets lucky because people are 'off put' by her. I feel like she and every Pie sister would suffer of this exact issue, tbh. Sure, Pinkie might get more bitches than the average because she's much more outgoing than the other Pie sisters, but even still, how many people could even stand Pinkie on average? Most ponies hate all the noise she makes in canon and are always annoyed when she's around. By all means both pinkie and maud got lucky... Limestone and marble didnt.

But about your question, honestly, that's a hard one. If nothing else, most of the show is like. So loveless and sexless when it comes to romance, and the little romance that is there tends to be incredibly monogamous. Like, I'd LIKE to say that Cadance should be a love madwoman that has dated dozens of stallions and mares but thats just unrealistic to all of her canon.

I'd like to say applejack, I've done dozens of jokes where every femme in a mile radius can sniff her out and wants to get closer, but still. Again, tragically goes utterly against canon. Even saying that a more obscure character like Raven Inkwell regularly visits gay bars is tragically reaching... So sadly I don't think I got an answer.

[sleepytoycollection]

it's kind of annoying, but so far the best way I've found to get certain G4 ponies online is to buy mixed lots, then sell the ones I don't want.

like buying Trixie on her own is $30 but I can buy a mixed lot for $30 and get her + 2 other ponies I want and then sell the rest for $10.