#trixies so annoyed

[ponirl]

starlight and maud pie being best friends or something

they're besties!!! +trixie came along to look at fossils :3

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

ok so we're all in agreement that the way the show is handling trixie and matthew's storyline is complete shite right?

[chimchiri]

Let me put up a cute photo of her where she's not sleeping in a weird position.

Riding a car is still scary but she's adjusting fast and doing very well. What a brave little girl!

[homicidalbrunette]

This is some heart eyes right here

[amethyinst]

its so evil tumblr isnt drag race gay i need to reference kennedy davenport every day

[weshallc]

More of this, please

Less of this, please

[chipswsalsa]

elon turning twitter into “x” is single-handedly ruining my day do you know how confusing it was for me to wake up and want to check twitter but seeing it NO WHERE ON MY PHONE BC NOW IT’S FUCKING CALLED X????

[trixibebe]

Gotta love the little speech-quirks of some characters, like how differently Manna's text is paced or how Huang finishing his sentences with "yes?"

[spideysatan]

i hate having a period and i dont think thats ever gonna change.

[blingblong55]

Drag...him-141

Reader agreed to put on some make up because Soap wanted to show his lass his makeup skills, only to realise, Soap watched drag queens do their makeup, so now, reader is stuck looking like Trixie Mattel for a few hours... shepherd is on base

Price: You're on thin ice general

GS: don't speak over me cap'n

Ghost: you've got no right to speak to us like this

Gaz: You've got better reason to shut your trap than to order us around

Soap: *annoyed and just staring*

GS: all of you could be replaced. I'm nice enough to let you all stay

-everyone is arguing, reader steps in-

R/n: Daddy chill

GS: what the hell even is that?!

[Old man gets scared of drag goddess, not clickbait]

[cande2oo6]

FINALE SPOILERS!!

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[I know I'm going to sound a bit fantasma ("ghostly") ("fantasma" is an Argentine expression to refer to a person or action that shows a strong egocentrism, believing themselves to be more than they are) with this but I really want to say it, sorry]

I liked the episode, although I will admit that it disappointed me a little things I didn't like very much:

- The fart jokes. Are you kidding me? I mean, I know it makes sense at least with the confetti explosion (which believe me, I like to a certain extent since it helps to highlight a serious state), but I still didn't like it very much (especially in the end, but at least they did acknowledge that)

- The anti-fairies. Is it just me or did they become dumber? Their actions in the fight disappointed and bothered me quite a bit

- Dev and Peri. I think I spoke for the majority when I said I expected a better reconciliation, I mean, they barely interacted!

- Dev and Dale. I was expecting something a little more dramatic

- Irep's "betrayal" felt half-baked. In my opinion, it was obvious that Irep wanted to betray Dev, but it never really became "official" so to speak

- Anti Wanda and Anti Cosmo didn't have much involvement, and they didn't interact with either Irep or Dev

- Jorgen and Dale weren't scolded out even a little bit. Jorgen, Dev didn't need a newbie who probably just became a godfather to carry on a legacy. And Dale, REALLY WANTED HIM TO SUFFER EVEN ONE SMALL THING BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

- Dev's suffering is taken as a joke

- Wanda doesn't look as upset and scared as I would have expected about Peri exploding

- The "DEEP DEEP" joke. I feel like it would have been funnier (and less annoying) if Wanda had actually been actually upset in the episode (something a little more like when she met Irep again)

"Umm... I'm not sure" stuff:

- Hazel's friends and brother retain their memories. I don't know, I wasn't really convinced, but it's innovative, curious and interesting

- The fight against the anti-fairies in general

- Irep neglects Peri. And yes, it's kind of dumb, but think about it for a moment. We already know that Irep hates Peri, but in the previous series he saw and suffered the consequences of affecting Poof (sorry for this but it's canon) in "Timmy's secret wish", he KNOWS that if Peri dies he will too

- Hazel's friends and brother not being so surprised about the existence of magic. It makes some sense but still...

- Dev loses Peri. It was fair, but I wish they'd apologized to each other even though

- There was no parallel between Irep and Dev. I was hoping they'd do something about how they both feel like shadows of other, but emphasizing that Irep is genuinely bad and Dev isn't that bad at heart

Things that put me in "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO" mode:

- Anti Wanda and Anti Cosmo are part of the same idiot

- Anti Wanda isn't as dumb and nice as she seemed in the other series

- Pattypossum and Nottimmy holding hands, Crocker saying "I was right! 😃" and Jorgen erasing everyone's memories. Just little details and jokes that I like

- Dev and Hazel's conversation. I would have liked to see them interact a bit more, but I'm satisfied

- Peri being a spokesperson in the finale. Acknowledging the horrible joke and demanding a second season

But as I said, I liked it, and I look forward to a second season with other characters that were never mentioned or appeared, like the pixies, Chester, Trixie, Norm, Juandissimo, etc.

What's your opinion of the finale? :)

[radfemsiren]

I used to watch drag race (🤢) before becoming a radfem and it makes me so angry how misogynistic it is; the caricature of womanhood itself is bad enough itself but the way it ridicules the female body, our breasts, our vulva, our body hair, lesbians, butch women, older women, the list is never ending. And I remember how hated Victoria Scone became for talking about how the term fishy is really misogynistic and how no drag queen came to her defence.

Last seasons winner performed in the show as a old woman with sagging boobs and earlier this year a character sings about how no man wants her, cause her "schnitzel" (aka pussy) is too hairy.

They always say they are “celebrating womanhood” and then play the most misogynistic caricatures of hated women: the old crone, the plastic, stupid sexdoll bimbo… the cheap gags about women’s bodies like the period blood Chappel Roan imitator. Like be for real, this isn’t some glamorous, pretty, flattering form of imitation… it’s supposed to be raunchy and ridiculous.

Like the 2 most famous drag queen rn are Katya, whose character is a prostituted bimbo drug-addicted Russian “hooker” , and Trixie, who looks like an episode of botched (and is the most annoying, unfunny man whose misogynistic remarks have on multiple occasions made his co-star and producer stare uncomfortably at the camera) 🫢

[hubrisbracket]

Hubris Bracket Side A Poll 3: Trixie Lulamoon (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Erin Ruunaser (Aurora Comic)

Propaganda below (may contain spoilers)

Trixie Lulamoon

If any mlp character deserves to be in the hubris bracket it should be Trixie. Also she literally didn't even do anything wrong except entertain people (which is literally her job) and was punished just because the mane six couldn't take a fking joke. And, I might be wrong about this- but Trixie was originally only supposed to appear for like one episode but the fans loved her so much they brought her back and she became one of the biggest characters on the show. literal legend. Stream Magic Bitch by Vylet Pony and Magic by The Living Tombstone btw "sometimes you gotta let your ego slip for your own mental health" -Vylet Pony

egotistical magician my beloved... petty stage magician. she has a long standing rivalry with the princess of friendship (twilight sparkle ofc) who is incredibly powerful with actual magic. she tried to run twilight out of town once. it didn't go well. oh also she's besties (gay) with twilight's protege which annoys her to no end. also also she's sooooo trans the entire fandom agrees

Erin Ruunaser

This man walked directly into a primordial magic storm with an almost 100% death rate because he wanted to look at what's in the middle; he's the current Elemental Magus, and it has definitely gone to his head; he's outsmarted (or tried to outsmart) an eldritch evil that killed the oldest and most powerful gods of his world twice, which possessed him because of his aforementioned storm-walk; and his creator has called him Sicktats McHubris at least once. Also, he acts incredibly smug all the time.

He’s kinda like the avatar, so he thought that it would be a good idea to walk into a magical storm that no person had ever seen the center of. He ended up getting possessed by an ancient god-killing evil and now has to get rid of him. The fandom has nicknamed him Sicktats McHubris, on account of his very cool magical tattoos.

[chaifootsteps]

I really don't get why fans keep insisting Stolas' main flaw is "being insensitive" or "not being self aware"

the former implies that he's annoying others but not picking up on their cues indicating that's the case.

a character "being insensitive" would be something like what happens in that MLP episode, I think it's called All Bottled Up. Trixie accidentally loses something important to Starlight (I think it might've been the quest giving magic table? idk) and she's kind of flippant about it, so the two go around town together trying to get it back while Starlight uses a spell to bottle up all her feelings of anger towards her friend

when she finally does snap, Trixie says she had no idea - and it's believable because Starlight was bottling her anger up and most of the signs of it were small, like in facial expressions or occasional annoyance in her tone. Trixie was insensitive because she should have realized she did something bad that hurt her friend and didn't, then missed her annoyance with that fact because Starlight was literally hurting herself and then accidentally the townsfolk when the magic misfired trying to hide it.

that isn't the case with Stolas. In most Helluva episodes showcases his 'insensitivity' he has other characters either literally tell him what the problem is and what they don't like and what they want him to stop doing and he ignores it. That isn't being insensitive, that's ignoring other people's emotions because they get in the way of his fun and his needs. It's just selfishness.

Loo Loo Land is the most obvious contender here. Via literally says she'd rather kill herself than go to Loo Loo Land and that she isn't five anymore and Stolas just overrides her objections because he wants to plaster over the damage his cheating has done with a fun day out. Then he brings Blitz along and Blitz is even more forthright - he tries to set a very clear boundary that he's here to work (and repeats this multiple times) but Stolas ignores him every single time. This is just textbook sexual harassment, it's not 'being insensitive'. And no, Stolas stans, Stolas coercing Blitz into a sexual agreement the episode right before does not give him the right to do this.

Apology Tour is obviously the worst for this, since it's when Stolas escalates from ignoring everyone else's feelings to actively punishing Blitz for his. Also, it's hard to argue he's 'not being self aware enough at times' because that implies he doesn't realize how he comes off to other people. But Blitz literally told him at the end of last episode that he thinks of him as a pompous rich asshole. Stolas doesn't do anything to try to mitigate that behavior - if anything he turns it up to 1000% and gets pissy with Blitz for daring to point it out, causing Blitz to think of himself as 'being mean' since Stolas has gaslit and emotionally abused him so successfully he regrets even standing up for himself.

The "he's just socially unaware" excuse is wearing thinner with every episode, and at this point it should really be put out to pasture. Stolas has continued to behave the way he does even when characters are literally screaming in his face how his actions make them feel.

[username8746489]

Personal Interpretation of a Sylvie + Lorelai interaction/fight

(Fic under cut; wordcount: 1,638)

"Nightmare Fuel!"

Lorelai quickly blinked the sleepiness from the sheep that had jumped in her face away, brandishing her staff out in front of her like a shield. Her body braced for an impact that never came. Judging from the kid's bewildered expression, she imagined that this was a surprise for him as well.

"Hah!" She laughed, placing her hands on her hips with a haughty grin, "Your epithet means nothing against mine!"

Sylvie stepped back with a grimace, staring her down wordlessly.

Lorelai rolled her eyes, "Ugh, don't look at me like that. It's not my fault I'm better than you." She spun around her staff in an extravagent twirl, magical sparkles trailing behind it, "How about I prove it to you once and for all!"

Beaten without even a bleat, Put this annoying kid to sleep!

She disregarded the muttered "not a kid", sticking the tip of her wand out towards her target, her radiant smile glowing under the light from the multicolored pastel bubbles that would reflect Sylvie's power back at him.

Lorelai's smile dropped when bright orange sparks came out instead, popping loudly in her ears before dropping down to the floor.

"Huh?"

There was only a few of them, but as soon as they touched the ground, an inferno sparked to life, swirling outward like a tornado with a heatwave so strong, it knocked Lorelai onto the ground. There was almost no time at all before the flames were climbing up the walls, covering the entire room in a thick cloud of smoke.

No, no, no, no, no, this isn't what she meant to happen! It was supposed to be a harmless sleep spell! Why was there fire?! No, she couldn't do this again!-

"So that's it," Sylvie said, cutting through the panic in Lorelai's mind like a knife. He seemed entirely undisturbed by the destruction around him, not even making an attempt to protect himself. "You're not afraid of fire, are you?"

Lorelai couldn't respond, hands clutched over her nose and mouth. Why wasn't he scared either?

"No, no, what you're most afraid of must be-"

A shrill, piercing scream rang in the air.

A familar scream at that.

One Lorelai had heard that night.

"Molly?!"

Sylvie startled at that, his apathetic analyst persona dropping for just long enough for the confused words to escape his mouth. "She's not supposed to be here-"

Lorelai didn't wait to hear the rest of his sentence. She shot up to her feet, ducking beneath smoke and jumping over embers, adrenaline pumping in her blood. Nothing could be heard above the beating of her own heart other than Molly's terrified screams.

"HELP! HELP ME! TRIXIE! FEENIE! BOSS!"

Lorelai slid to a stop near a large pile of wreckage, stacked up to the roof of the building. The bottom was already starting to ignite, flames burning brightly in front of her. And there Molly was at the very top, curled into a ball and fingers clutching at her hair as she rocked back and forth, body trembling with the force of her cries.

"Molly!"

Molly sniffled, looking down at her sister, obscured by the smoke in the room.

"Don't breath too much!" Lorelai shouted, unable to think of any words of comfort at the moment.

She was the worst. Lorelai hadn't actually seen Molly since she disappeared after Vincent's visit. She had no idea whether her little sister was alright or not this entire time.

Obviously, obviously, she wasn't alright right now! Shouldn't she be focusing on that right now?!

But maybe this is what they needed to fix their relationship. If Lorelai became the hero she always pretended she was, then wouldn't Molly love her again?

"Lorelai! Make it stop!" Molly sobbed.

God, she couldn't even do this right! Even as her sister risked the same fate as their mother, all she was focused on was her own reputation.

Lorelai swallowed with a dry throat, nodding rapidly as she pointed her wand towards the fire. "I… Um…" Her staff wavered in her grip, mind going blank. No. No, not now! She needed a rhyme for her powers to work!

"What are you doing?!" Molly screamed, knees pressed to her chest as the fire grew ever closer, "Just cancel your epithet!"

"Right! Right…" Lorelai dropped the wand, sticking her hand out and pulling on the familar feeling on her chest to delete her augments.

Nothing happened. In fact, the fire started to spread even faster, clawing up the pile until it was licking at Molly's rainboots.

"No!" She shouted instinctively, heart skipping a beat. Why wasn't her epithet listening to her?! She wanted it to stop so make it stop!-

She just needed to try harder. If she tried harder, this would all go away.

But she was trying, so why wasn't it working?!

Molly shrieked, the loudest she's ever heard her sister, flames attaching themselves to her clothes.

"Stop! Stop it!"

But fire didn't have ears. It continued to burn with the same intensity as ever, uncaring of the little girl it had caught in its path.

Lorelai sprinted forward, vision blurred with tears she hadn't realized had formed. A hand caught her by the wrist, yanking her back.

"You can't seriously be planning to climb that, right?"

Lorelai saw red, spinning around and throwing a clumsy punch at Sylvie. "This is your fault!" She screamed, voice intermingling with the cries of her still burning sister. "If- If I hadn't been fighting you, none of this would've happened!" Lorelai kept hurling insults at him, uncordinated attacks with her hands following them, shouting at the top of her lungs to drown out the noises of her sins.

Lorelai could feel it when Molly's voice died down to nothing. It was like she had used her dumb bubble on herself. If Lorelai didn't turn around, she could pretend that's what it was. Like the past five minutes hadn't just happened.

Like she hadn't just killed another family member.

"Your worst fear is not being able to control your epithet, isn't it?" Sylvie asked.

"Huh?"

He snapped his fingers. All at once, the bright fire and heavy smoke disappeared, leaving the room as if time had been rewound. Lorelai didn't dare see what had happened to the Molly that had burned. If she didn't look, she could pretend it didn't exist at all, that there was a chance it wasn't her real sister after all and she hadn't just seen how pathetic Lorelai really was.

Lorelai's knees gave out from under her, collapsing to the floor. She heaved for breath, hiccuping as sobs involuntarily left her. "It's my fault, isn't it?" She weakly asked, "Mom died because of me."

Sylvie's eyes softened just a bit, "I'm sorry."

Lorelai's head dropped, shuddering about the fact that he hadn't even attempted to deny it.

"…Did you mean to?" Sylvie asked.

"What?"

Sylvie paused to think over his words, then elaborated, "People tend to find more comfort when they can place the blame on a tangible thing. But sometimes… Sometimes bad things just happen to people. And we can't control any of that." He took a breath, letting the words sink in for the other girl. "What I'm trying to say is… You shouldn't blame yourself so much. It wasn't something you actively chose to do. You have so much guilt over the housefire that it's led you to isolate yourself from the world in an attempt to prevent yourself from hurting anyone again. But you're still hurting people like this."

Lorelai scowled, "What do you know about me?"

"I-"

"You know nothing about me!" She shouted, "How would you know anything about what I've been through?!"

"You aren't special, Lorelai!" Sylvie snapped, the standard quick temper she had come to expect from the kid. But this one outburst managed to quiet Lorelai down as intended. He sighed, rubbing his face with his hand, "But I don't mean that as an insult."

"How else could you possibly mean it?!"

"I have an epithet I can't fully control in my sleep too."

"So?!" Lorelai retorted. "It's not like you lost your mom too!"

"Maybe I didn't," Sylvie interrupted, "But didn't Molly?"

Lorelai's breath hitched, her gaze returning to the ground.

Sylvie knelt down beside her, placing a hand on her shoulder, "You… You aren't alone, is what I mean. Other people have been through what you have. And they can help." He mumbled under his breath, "Better than your dad, at least."

"My dad loves us- me though," Lorelai mumbled, heart squeezing at the truth she had stumbled upon. She had used it as a weapon against Molly for years, but she hadn't fully believed it until this moment.

"Maybe so. But a bad person can still have good traits," Sylvie said. He paused for a moment, then continued, "Of course, the opposite can be true sometimes too."

Lorelai flinched as he removed his hand from her shoulder. Sylvie stood, extending his hand again to help her up.

"You've done some bad things, but I don't think you're a bad person, Lorelai. You can still change for the better."

Lorelai sniffled, wiping her eyes with her sleeves. "I-I'm sorry."

"Am I the one you should be saying that to?"

She had reflected on her actions ever since she noticed Molly had disappeared from their home, something that took an embarassingly long time to happen. And while she had denied she'd done anything wrong at first, trying to chase away the guilt that threatened to take hold of her entire body and soul, Lorelai wanted desperately for their relationship to return to what it was before the housefire.

Maybe one day, she'd be worthy enough for it to happen.

For now, she could work towards that, accepting the help that Sylvie had offered her.

[shippingmyworld]

Hi there!

I read that one and really liked your headcanon about Danny and his relationships with his exs and wondered if you had any for JimmyTimmy? I know you're more a tigerghost blog so it's okay if you don't!

It's so funny that I have that reputation since I've only been active in the fandom for like a few months.

But actually I do have a few! I was playing with the idea of expanding this into an actual fic at some point, but if you're curious I included the main points below the cut.

I like to hc that Jimmy's never actually been in a relationship or even kissed anyone before. I know his implied love interest in canon is Cindy (I don't recall if they actually get together in canon or if there was anyone else he showed interest in), but I always saw them more as rivals that end up begrudgingly becoming friends over the years. I also believe that Jimmy would know he's demi-sexual and homo-romantic from a very early age. It just never comes up in conversation because he simply shuts down any conversation about romance by saying he doesn't find the person his friends are talking about attractive (Cindy starts a betting pool with the others because she's picked up on the fact that Jimmy is basically gay but everyone else thinks he's ace).

While Jimmy's love life is rather drama-free for most of his adolescence and early teen years, Timmy on the other hand experiences the equivalent of seven different disney channel tween rom-com movies. He's caught up in the fantasy he's created of Trixie, and his affection will bounce between her and Cindy depending on which girl has shown more attention in the last few days. He'll often annoy Jimmy with his elaborate plans on how he intends to ask one of them out. Occasionally he'll also spend an entire afternoon on an inter-dimensional video call about how annoying Tootie has been lately and what her latest scheme had been to win Timmy's affection.

Jimmy meanwhile has realized he has feeling for Timmy, but locks them away because he believes Timmy is straight. He's honestly just content that Timmy reaches out to him as often as he does and that they're able to still spend time together. He also never points out that what Tootie is doing to Timmy is the exact same thing that Timmy is doing to Trixie and Cindy.

Right before they enter high school, Timmy will read the signals wrong and ask Cindy to go steady with him, but Cindy will politely turn him down and say she'd rather they just be friends. Completely crushed, he'll double down in his attempt to woo Trixie and pull out all the stops, putting on this extremely cringey and embarrassing performance to ask her to be his girlfriend (he got the idea from Cosmo). She'll just straight up laughs in his face and will stomp on his heart, leaving him to be the laughing stock of the school. When Tootie comes and tries to comfort him, Timmy will snap and yell at her, saying all sorts of hurtful things to her face and making her cry.

High school starts, and Timmy finds himself a complete social outcast. No one want to be associated with him after the stunt he pulled to ask out Trixie (even Chester and AJ don't want to spend time with him). Timmy then starts spending more time in Jimmy's universe, annoying Jimmy by randomly showing up inside his lab. Jimmy's annoyed at first, but realizes that Timmy's just lonely and lets him stick around. Timmy eventually makes himself at home (he sets up base in a small corner of the lab that is basically his area that Jimmy doesn't interfere with), and will say something to Jimmy along the lines of "I'm really glad you're apart of my life." Which just kills Jimmy a little bit because he knows that Timmy means it platonically.

After a few months of teen melodrama and some advice from Jimmy, Timmy will approach Tootie with the intent of apologizing to her. He finds her is eating alone in the lunch room at school and just spits out the apology point blank. It will take some time, but the two will reconcile and become friendly with each other, but Tootie will still harbor feelings for Timmy.

Meanwhile, for plot reasons, Remy will transfer to Timmy's school. Timmy expects that Remy is going to make his life hell, but a few weeks pass and Remy seems to actually be avoiding Timmy. It's messing with Timmy's head. He can't have his guard up the entire time at school, Remy was always more of a threat than Mr. Crocker ever was. So during one of the school's pep rally's, Timmy will pull Remy under the bleachers and confront him. Remy promises that he's done with trying to expose Cosmo and Wanda, and Timmy wants to know how he can trust Remy's words. Remy will then kiss him, confusing the hell out of Timmy. He says he has feeling for Timmy, and would never do anything that would hurt Timmy and ruin his chances. Timmy is hung up on the fact that they're both guys and Remy just kissed him??? So he says nothing and just walks away.

The next day he'll be sitting with Chester & AJ in class and tells them about it (they never apologized for ditching Timmy at the start of high school but he doesn't really have any other friends and they're forced to talk with him since they all sit next to each other). AJ asks if Timmy knows what homosexuality and bisexuality is, and Timmy has honestly never heard of those terms before. After all, his parents never let him watch TV or give him money to go out, and still force him to have a babysitter at his age. When AJ explains it all (he has graphs and examples of non-heterosexual relationships observed in other mammals) something just clicks for Timmy. When school is done with, he runs home (ignoring Remy and Tootie who are both planning to confess their feeling again) and poofs over to Jimmy's lab.

Jimmy's surprised to see him. But he's even more surprised when Timmy just grabs him by both shoulders and pulls him in for a kiss without another word. Jimmy's brain literally crashes (he wonders if he's having a stroke or some sort of stress-dream), and when Timmy pulls aways he's a blushing mess. Timmy will apologize and start rambling on about how he just found out that this was a possibility and that it makes sense. He always feels comfortable around Jimmy and once he realized two guys could be together, kissing Jimmy was the first thing that popped into his head. Timmy keeps talking for several minutes as Jimmy attempts to process everything, but Timmy will end up taking Jimmy's silence as a bad sign and try to leave. Jimmy's forced to grab Timmy's hand to make him stay and they then just sit in silence for several hours as Jimmy rearranges his thoughts (Timmy will eventually fall asleep on him as they just sit on the floor of the lab).

After that they start dating. Tootie and Remy have no idea until Jimmy shows up one day to pick up Timmy from school for a hang-out/date. Timmy is casually chatting with Tootie and Remy (as both of them continue to interrupt each others attempts to ask Timmy on a date), when Timmy suddenly breaks away from them and charges at a boy they'd never seen before (Jimmy) who just showed up at the school gate. Timmy tackle's Jimmy at top speed, nearly barreling him over as they hug and plants a big kiss on Jimmy's cheek. He waves goodbye to Tootie and Remy, who are just watching slack-jawed as Timmy walks away hand-in-hand with Jimmy. Tootie and Remy then form an alliance to take down Jimmy so they can go back to fighting for Timmy's affection.