#triple h hotline

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me: (banging on Triple H's door) please please please please please please please please please please pl

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TRIPLE H CONFIRMED PENTA FOR RAW 🔥

@daphne-minor @evilhausen @smileceldaru @ayeeitsali @lghockey @meraus @elitehoe @ambreiiigns @pepsi-maxwell @himbos-hotline @peachyomega @newjaxxcity

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Intro to: Phoenix

I mentioned that I was in the process of creating Emery's enemy/rival/frenemy for Dark Angel of the Bullet Club, and I was finally able to finish the profile and do a collage for her. These two... they're yin and yang, I swear. So, without further ado;

@moxxieswitchblade @summertimefun1982 @himbos-hotline @blxxckheart @pleasantpastels @regalbanshee

Potential Warnings: Mentions of terrible childhood? Foster care? Group Homes? Abandonment

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Name: Phoenix Grace Costanzo Nickname: Nix, Nixxie Born: May 25, 1991

From: Seaford, Delaware Heritage: Half American, Half Italian (Father: Stephano Costanzo / Mother: Sofia Van Laren)

Hair Color: Auburn Eye Color: Hazel Height: 5’4 Weight: 132 lbs

Small Bio: Sofia had taken a trip to Italy, provided by her job, to help make connections and strengthen current investors’ relationships with the company. There, she met Stephano, and it was a whirlwind relationship. Lasted only five weeks, and when she left, they opted to stay in touch. Two months after returning to the States, Sofia realized she was pregnant and, at the urging of her friend, told Stephano about the baby. He was happy, which surprised her. He obtained a five-year VISA and relocated to Delaware to be a part of both their lives and help raise the baby. Several times, he had asked Sofia to marry him, but each time she said no. Marriage was not something she wanted—ever. Neither were kids, so after Phoenix was born and without telling Stephano, she had her tubes tied. Eventually, Stephano grew tired of her being distant from him, refusing to marry him, and not wanting to be a family. Shortly after Phoenix’s 4th birthday, Stephano packed up and left, returning to Italy and putting his child in his past. It didn’t stop him from caring, though, as he would call and talk to Phoenix on the phone periodically, despite Sofia not wanting it to happen.

Some behavior issues started arising after Phoenix turned 12, and just before her 13th birthday, Sofia walked out and never returned home. By that time, though- Phoenix was used to it. She would cook, clean, and take care of herself anyway since Sofia was never home and never wanted to take care of Phoenix to begin with. A few months after she turned 13, with her mother having been gone for two months, Phoenix got into enough trouble that the cops were called, and she was escorted home. That’s when they realized there was no one there, no parent to take care of her. Sofia was gone, completely missing without a trace, and no father was listed on Phoenix’s birth certificate.

Police had no choice but to put her into foster care, but her behavior only worsened with threats of violence, suicidal thoughts/attempts, and serious mood outbursts. After nine failed fosters in barely a year’s time, the courts opted to put her in a Group Home instead. Her main issue with the foster families was that she didn’t want the pity, the false love, and didn’t believe that anyone could actually care about her- since her own family hadn’t. (Her father had also not contacted her in almost two years by now). Luckily, it was here that things seemed to turn around for Phoenix, as one of the ladies in the Home—Deidre Garret—seemed to be determined to help her, to break down her walls, and to get her to trust again. With some Anger Management lessons, Individual therapy, and behavior programs, Deidre was able to get Phoenix past her anxiety, lack of trust, distancing issues, social issues, and behavior issues. By the time she was 17, Phoenix was a normal teenage girl. Her grades in school had turned around, was on track to graduate high school, and she was getting in amazing athletic shape. To celebrate each victory and each milestone, Deidre took Phoenix to wrestling shows, both Indy and WWE ones, as she knew how much Phoenix liked wrestling.

And that’s where it all begins.

Favorite Wrestlers Growing Up: Chyna, Edge, Jeff Hardy, Kane, Lita, Mick Foley, Trish Stratus, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Chris Benoit

First Wrestling Crush: Edge, Lita

Debuts/Years In Wrestling:        > CZW (Combat Zone Wrestling): June 1st, 2009 – May 24th 2011 > Evolve: May 1st 2010 – May 19th 2011        > PWG (Pro Wrestling Guerilla): Feb 21st 2010 – June 5th 2011     > WXW (Westside Xtreme Wrestling): Mar 13th 2011 – Apr 10th 2011 > OVW (Ohio Valley Wrestling): Nov 2nd 2010 – Apr 10th 2011 > FCW/NXT: June 24th 2011 – Jan 1st 2013 Oct 17th 2017 - Dec 20th 2020 (returned to NXT)    > WWE: January 7th 2013 – March 8th 2022        > WWE Raw: January 7th 2013        > WWE Smackdown: April 26th 2013 Dec 21st 2020 (redebut after 2nd stint in NXT)    > AEW: May 2nd 2023 - current

Wrestling Style: Mixed. High Flying, strong/hard hitting, technical, not afraid to go extreme/violent

Who is Like Family to Her? Jon Moxley, Roman Reigns, Uso’s, Dusty Rhodes, Eddie Kingston

Who has she known the longest? Jon Moxley, Adam Cole, Chuck Taylor, Eddie Kingston

Who would she like to meet in the business? She’s met a GREAT deal of people already, but people she wishes she had met include Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero. She’d love to meet NJPW’s Bullet Club members (all of them that she hasn’t already met)

Hobbies: writing, playing games, traveling, collecting currency from other countries, collecting gems/crystals

If she couldn’t wrestle anymore, she would: Travel, be a travel blogger, etc.

Languages known: Moderate Italian

Secrets of Hers: > Not much of a secret, just not talked about often. She’s Heteroflexible (strong preference for people of the opposing sex, sporadic preference for people of the same sex) / bisexual with a lean towards men. > Also likes older and younger, has an affinity for people with blue eyes > Accents make her knees weak > While she plays it off like she doesn’t care, she would actually like to know why her mother left her and would like to get back into contact with her dad

Phobias: > Autophobia (fear of being alone) > Lilapsophobia (fear of Tornadoes and hurricanes) > Lockiophobia (fear of childbirth) > Not Fear—but hates storms (because its closely related to tornadoes and hurricanes)

Number of Tattoos: 6 (1 on upper left shoulder, 1 on right forearm, 1 on left forearm, 1 on upper right arm, 1 on right outer thigh, and 1 on lower left leg)

Number of Piercings: 7 (3 in Right ear, 2 in Left ear, and snake bite lower lip)

Any History of Broken Bones: Collarbone x2 (Ages 12, 19), wrist fracture, ankle fracture, Forearm fracture, Jones Fracture (foot bone), broken wrist, broken nose

Any Injuries from Wrestling: > Collarbone (late 2010) > Multiple Lacerations and Abrasions (2010-2011) 4 of them needing more than seven stitches             > Broken Nose (2011) > Wrist Fracture (2011) > Forearm Fracture (2013) > Broken Wrist (2013) > Concussion (2013) > Ankle Fracture (2017) > Jones Fracture (2020)

Wrestlers She Has Dated/Been in a Relationship with at Some point in her career: > 2011-2013: Seth Rollins, Corey Graves, Drew McIntyre, Tyler Breeze, Justin Gabriel > 2014-2016: Dolph Ziggler, Cesaro, Finn Balor, Baron Corbin     > 2017-2019: Kyle O’Reilly, Marcel Barthel, Mark Andrews, Joe Coffey, Damian Priest

[rawiswhore]

Triple H, Shawn Michaels x Fem Reader- "I Love Men"

December of 1997 would be a transitional time for the World Wrestling Federation.

During that month in that year, WWF CEO Vince McMahon made a speech ushering in a new era of the WWF, an era of antiheroes and edgier content, this era would be known as the Attitude era.

The era that would save the WWF from going out of business, be even more popular than the WWF in the 80's, and introduce us to some of the most iconic wrestling stars of the past 25 years.

This new era was also not like the WWF people were used to in the 1980's and even the 1990's.

No, this new era was a lot edgier, more violent, more oversexualized, and had some shock value.

What was once a kid friendly company that seemed like a live action Saturday morning cartoon and even had its own Saturday morning cartoon during the mid 1980's now wasn't something most parents would want their kids watching.

There were signs the Attitude era was coming about even before Vince McMahon made that speech that ushered in this new era, with Stone Cold Steve Austin being a middle finger throwing brawler, Mankind being a Hannibal Lector-esque psychopath, Brian Pillman pulling a gun out on Stone Cold and turning Goldust's wife into his personal sex slave, Kane being a horror movie villain whose face was burned during his childhood, Sable shedding a potato sack to reveal herself in a bikini that left almost nothing to the imagination and D Generation X being rebellious punks that spraypainted racist graffiti on black wrestler's locker room walls, sticking the Canadian flag up their noses and Triple H making jokes about his penis.

Some have even said the Attitude era began before Vince McMahon made that notorious speech ushering in this new era.

And you were one of the signs the Attitude era was coming about soon.

You were once Hunter Hearst Helmsley's elegantly dressed valet in evening gowns and silky opera gloves, who never said or did anything controversial or shocking.

However, sometimes in 1997, you were caught making out with Hunter in the back of a limo on "Monday Night Raw" as well as looking like you and Hunter were going to get busy as they say, but that was tame in comparison.

By the end of 1997, you ripped off an evening gown the audience was used to you wearing to reveal yourself wearing a skimpier, hooker-like outfit with a miniskirt and tube top, as well as did some moments like bending down and pretending to drop a makeup compact you were holding while you stuck your ass up in the air while Triple H, Shawn Michaels and the New Age Outlaws looked under your skirt and made gestures with their index fingers like they wanted to fingerbang you.

At the end of 1997, you cut a rather seductive and sexy wrestling promo that would lead to the character you'll always be remembered for playing in the WWF/E: a boy-crazy, seductive, slutty nymphomaniac with histrionic personality disorder that seduced wrestlers you thought were sexy.

Basically like a female Val Venis or a wrestling version of Madonna in the early 90's.

This wrestling promo started off by filming your leg covered in a silky red blanket as the camera slowly panned up your body while slow, jazzy music was playing in the background, the camera halting at filming up your body once it reached to you and Triple H's heads.

You and Triple H were snuggling in bed together right next to each other, you were curled up right next to him.

Triple H was shirtless and had his long, flowing blond locks hanging down, not tied with a little ponytail in the back or little braids, and one of his huge arms was wrapped behind you.

You were stark naked under that blanket, but the blanket was covering your nude body below your shoulders.

One of your hands, in particular the tip of your index finger, was horizontally running up and down his bare chest while he was smiling and you were looking at him, grinning from ear to ear.

Your eyes then panned to the camera, introducing yourself to the audience, your voice sounding seductive and sexy, like a phone sex girl.

This promo sounds like and looks more like a phone sex hotline commercial rather than a wrestling promo.

"I lovemen" you gushed, your eyes rolling to the top of your head when you enunciated the word "love".

"Men's bodies produce testosterone; which increase their libido" you explained while the tip of your index finger drew circles on one of Triple H's pecs. "As well as muscle and strength"

Your hands moved to Triple H's massive biceps and squeezed on both of them when you added how testosterone increases muscle and strength.

Though, there's something else that increased Triple H's arms and it ain't testosterone.

Or weightlifting.

You then rolled over, only for the camera to show that you weren't alone in this bed, and lying right next to you was Shawn Michaels.

Shawn, too, was shirtless, and his long brown hair was hanging down, he barely had any facial hair on his face.

The silky blanket was still covering your breasts as well as your naked body.

You snuggled yourself up next to show, nudging him, and one of your hands caressed up and down the middle of his chest, where his chest hair is.

He grinned while you stroked his chest, his chest hair was in between your fingers.

"Some men have chest hair" you explained, "That's not just a sign of masculinity; but perfect to run your fingers through".

The tip of your index finger drew circles in the middle of Shawn's hairy chest while you said that, his chest hair rolling and curling around the tip of your finger, but not enough for his chest hair to wrap around a tight grip on top.

'Tis a shame Scott Hall a.k.a. Razor Ramon is over in WCW (and you don't just mean over in wrestling lingo as something the audience really enjoys), because his chest hair is iconic, and he probably would love this promo.

Scratch that, he would.

Jeff Hardy could've been in this promo as well considering he had chest hair, even back then.

You then rolled your body over and crawled over the silky bed sheets, to where Triple H's genitals are.

When you crawled, you were trying not to show your bare naked breasts, but the tops of your arms were blocking your nipples from being shown.

Your face and head were close to Trips' crotch, covered and shielded by that silky blanket you were sharing with him, you stopped crawling once you were lying right next to his crotch.

"But my favorite thing about men" you started "Is their manhood"

You lifted one of your hands and placed the pad of your index finger over where Triple H's cock is, horizontally running that finger up and down.

Triple H actually was naked in this promo and he and Shawn had massive, blatant boners hiding under those bedsheets for you.

You can see Triple H's erection (or at least a prosthetic) poking and protruding through the silky bed sheets.

Plus, Triple H and Shawn Michaels in general were meant to have erections during this promo considering they play such naughty scamps in the WWF.

"They've got something down there that's hot, tender and juicy" you expressed while you ran your index finger horizontally up and down Triple H's shaft "That's perfect to suck on"

Triple H's hands moved above his crotch where they crossed an "x" shape at the wrist when you said "suck on", your lips grinned and smiled a naughty shit eating grin without showing your teeth.

"And testosterone is also responsible in producing something" you added "That I love as much as I love men"

No, you don't mean pee or worse, poo, because women poo and pee as well.

You mean cum.

Jizz.

Sperm.

Semen.

Spunk.

Skeet.

When you referenced how testosterone produces something you love as much as men, your fingers grabbed onto Triple H's scrotum covered by a blanket and gently squeezed them.

Your finger was stroking up and down Triple H's penis, but not Shawn Michaels'?

And you're grabbing Triple H's package but not Shawn's?

Ah well, Shawn Michaels took his pants off when he was playing strip poker, but Triple H didn't take his pants off.

And Triple H used to always crack dick jokes but Shawn Michaels didn't, even though women in the audience would shriek like maniacs hearing that.

Triple H in 1997 didn't piss you off as much as Shawn did backstage, though Shawn is sexier than Triple H.

"C'mon boys" you said, your eyes looking at Triple H, "I'm sick of talking"

Triple H and Shawn looked at each other and smiled, where you crawled back into bed with them and one of Trips and Shawn's hands grabbed the covers and pulled them over your ass, shielding your ass from being shown on television, and you slid under the covers, Triple H wrapping one of his huge arms around you and pulling you closer to him while Shawn snuggled up right next to you.

You giggled like a schoolgirl and smiled from ear to ear while Triple H looked like he was leaning his lips into yours.

You sounded like phone sex girl all throughout this promo, which was the intention of it.

Jerry Lawler must be drooling uncontrollably watching this promo, but he can go fuck himself.

Despite that the Attitude and Ruthless Aggression eras are the 2 most beloved WWF/E eras ever, one thing about those eras that hasn't aged well and has faced criticism is that most of the female roster were treated as sex objects, not as wrestlers.

Even women who were wrestlers like Ivory and Jacqueline were turned into sex objects sometimes.

But your wrestling promo sexually objectifies men and treats them as sex objects; this promo was you gushing over how you love men, but not for their personalities, but when they produce testosterone and what testosterone leads to.

Y'know, women have breasts you can suck on, squeeze and play with, and pussies you can eat, finger and fuck.

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I originally planned on typing a fanfic where the fem reader is a ringrat that Hunter Hearst Helmsley introduces to other wrestlers, and eventually the fem reader gets gangbanged by the likes of Hunter, Razor Ramon, Shawn Michaels, Marty Jannetty, Bret Hart, Davey Boy Smith and a wrestler named Avatar (who would later on play Al Snow).

But...I've been afraid this fanfic will be too similar to the one where the fem reader joins the WWF and she gets gangbanged by Hunter, Shawn, Brian Pillman, the New Rockers, etc.

[fromtheringapron]

WWF In Your House V: Season’s Beatings

Date: December 17, 1995.

Location: Hersheypark Arena in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

Attendance: 7,289.

Commentary: Vince McMahon and Jerry Lawler.

Results:

1. Razor Ramon and Marty Jannetty defeated The 1-2-3 Kid and Sycho Sid (with Ted DiBiase). 

2. Ahmed Johnson defeated Buddy Landel (with Dean Douglas). 

3. Hog Pen Match: Hunter Hearst Helmsley defeated Henry O. Godwin. Hillbilly Jim was the special guest referee. 

4. Owen Hart (with Jim Cornette) defeated Diesel via disqualification. 

5. Casket Match: The Undertaker (with Paul Bearer) defeated King Mabel (with Sir Mo).

6. WWF World Heavyweight Championship Match: Bret Hart (champion) defeated The British Bulldog (with Jim Cornette and Diana Smith).

My Review

The fifth In Your House is a bizarrely entertaining show. At this point in time, the WWF knew they were in trouble. After all, 1995 was an incredibly rough year for the company from both a creative and financial perspective, and they were looking for anything that could catch fire. Thusly, we get this show, an odd mashup of caskets, hog pens, and evil Santas⏤and it somehow works. It’s a showcase for the WWF to throw stuff at a wall and see what sticks. Fortunately, with the exception of a messy Jeff Jarrett/Ahmed Johnson segment, most of it lands pretty well.

The In Your House concept was still a fairly new one at this time. Its early additions often focused on delivering a bunch of different things you couldn’t get from any other pay-per-view, all for a reasonably cheap price. This show is no exception, but its offerings feel a little more satisfying than usual. The WWF was still firmly ensconced in cartoon gimmickry by late ’95, and this show actually manages to bring the fun to match it. The Hog Pen match is obviously meant to be a bunch of tomfoolery, but the players involved revel in it. Hillbilly Jim as the special guest referee is a nice touch, though modern fans will definitely get more amusement from watching Triple H take part in something like this. The casket match between Mabel and The Undertaker is kept short and sweet. It’s a serviceable way to end the main event run of the former, whose ascent to the top proved to be one of 1995’s biggest missteps.

If those matches fit right in with the era, there’s also plenty of proof here of the WWF looking toward an edgier future. The homoeroticism of the Goldust character is really beginning to present itself and while there’s obviously a lot problematic with the storyline in a 2019 context, his lusting over Razor Ramon was new ground for the WWF, especially at a time when having gay characters on TV at all was a hot-button topic. The show’s most famous match is the main event between Bret Hart and The British Bulldog. You’d be remiss to expect something similar to their match at Summerslam ’92. It features one hell of a blade job by Bret, which may be the first instance of blood on WWF TV since WrestleMania VIII. Between this spot and him going through a table at the Survivor Series the month previously, Bret ultimately spearheaded quite a bit of the WWF’s edgier programming. It’s all the more ironic that he’d voice his displeasure at the raunchiness of the Attitude Era when he was one of the key figures in its creation.

The cherry on top is the debut of the WWF’s newest character, Xanta Klaus. Yes, that’s right: St. Nick turns heel on this show. Needless to say, the character didn’t last long, but it goes right along with a show that’s already so weird and off-kilter. And perhaps an even better thing is that this show’s runtime is just under two hours. It’s a fun, brisk watch and goes down like a smooth shot of peppermint Schnapps. It’s the right show for the holiday season, and everything a B-level pay-per-view should be.

My Random Notes

The In Your House theme is kind of a bop, no? I have a thing for pay-per-view themes that sound like the last thing you’d associate with wrestling and it really fits the bill. It’s got that blues sound you could only get in the ‘90s.

Triple H gets a gnarly cut on his back from the metal gate of the hog pen and once it gets mixed in with the mud, you have something that really makes my stomach turn.

Speaking of HHH, surely there’s gotta be more than one person out there who can say they chatted with him on the WWF Superstar hotline while he was covered in pig shit. If you’re out there, please report your experience here!

Given how old dark matches are popping up out of the WWE video archives all the time now, I hope one day we can see the absurdity of Barry Horowitz, Hakushi, and The Smoking Gunns defeating Yokozuna, Issac Yankem, and The Bodydonnas in eight-man tag action. The In Your House dark matches were pretty weird on paper, in general.

So, Double J’s return here: what was up with that? He walked out at the height of his push in the summer of ’95 and then showed back up because he felt like it, I guess? And then he left again a month later because he also felt like it? I don’t think I’ve ever gotten the full story there.

I mentioned the Jarrett/Ahmed segment being a huge mess, and I stand by that, but the transition into the Ahmed/Landell match is way worse. I actually had to Google the name of the ring announcer (it’s Manny Garcia). He completely ruins the surprise by announcing Landell before he’s even revealed as Dean Douglas’ surprise replacement. With that said, I do appreciate the effort WWF made in time traveling 10 years in the past to steal Buddy Landell from the NWA. The Monday Night Wars were crazy like that.

Ah, yes, an entire VHS dedicated to cheat codes for WrestleMania: The Arcade Game. I’ll be sure to pop that in the ole VCR after I watch Jennifer Anniston and Matthew Perry teach me how to use Windows ’95.

It’s practically public knowledge by now, but Diesel in the last six months of his WWF run is absolutely who he should’ve been for the entirety of his world title run. I really hate to throw the ole “shades of gray” line out there, but Diesel’s character here was ahead of the game in terms of being the type of tweener that would be in abundance on the roster during the Attitude Era.

[vskpop]

My 30 favourite songs of 2018

YouTube playlist ⋅ Spotify playlist

30. Heroine – Sunmi

I hesitate to call Sunmi feminist – does she consider herself one? Can k-pop really be feminist? – but her matter-of-factly, eyes-wide-open songs that touch on the position of women in relationships and in society are the closest thing to genuine female empowerment I’ve seen in k-pop. It doesn’t hurt that every single one of her songs is amazing.

29. Bboom Bboom – Momoland

Considering I usually hate “viral” songs – I’ve been brainwashed to like Gangnam Style just recently – I’m still shocked at how much I love Momoland’s Bboom Bboom. I’m also proud to say that I was an early adopter of the song, and watching their success skyrocket made my Q1. I’m still not tired of the sax line and of the “GREAT!” shouted during performances. This song (and Momoland, really) is just irresistible.

28. Retro Future – Triple H

The last ever song by Triple H (anger abounds) is just a taste of the genre-bending, sound-mixing, absurd-lyric-writing that we could have gotten for many years. Their retro-future has nothing to do with the Jetsons, and much more with insane 80’s synths and, well, that sexy vibe.

27. Love Shot – EXO

Well, EXO, that was last minute. My ambivalence towards EXO is represented by this song, which I both find ridiculous and adore at the same time. This song’s luscious synths and layered vocals make it elegant, then the performance makes it kitsch. I don’t know if I’ve been brainwashed, but it’s so great.

Other songs of note: Electric Kiss – Tempo – Gravity

26. Not That Type – Gugudan

A thousand times yes for Gugudan doing edgier concepts. Not That Type is the spiritual successor to A Girl Like Me, and it’s almost as good. This song, however, is even tougher and more explosive. The new 8-member Gugudan is off to a great start.

Other songs of note: The Boots – Shotgun

25. Beautiful Feeling – Day6

Yet again, it’s my special skill to ignore all the popular songs that a group has, and in this case the rock vibe that defines it, and pick the sweetest, mellowest song they’ve put out. Day6 make some amazing power ballads, and Beautiful Feeling gives me warm and fuzzy feelings every time I listen to it.

Other songs of note: Days Gone By – Headache – Shoot Me – Somehow

24. Dinner – Suho ft. Jane Jang

I don’t know how the powers that be decided that this duet should happen, but the result is everything. Jane Jang’s one-of-a-kind voice layers beautifully over Suho’s, who ended up being often overlooked as an EXO vocalist for all these years.

23. Remember Me – Oh My Girl

Every single Oh My Girl put out is juicy in its on way. They may always go back to their foundational dreamy pop, but they never fail to throw in a twist. Remember Me’s EDM flavour and heavy rap are a total change from Secret Garden, but the song still blossoms into a romantic, airy chorus, and all of the members find something to sink their teeth into.

Other songs of note: Secret Garden – Magic – Love O’Clock

22. La Vie en Rose – IZ*ONE

My resolve to ignore the existence of IZ*ONE (and survival show groups in general) faded at the first two octaves of La Vie En Rose. This song does so much with so little: the atmosphere it creates, and the contrast between the powerful pre-chorus and the understated chorus are what makes the song for me. In the meantime I’ve started to learn their names, so I’m doomed.

21. I Want You – SHINee

SHINee’s constant stream of releases this year is at the same time a new beginning and the beginning of the end. It’s hard to imagine that a whole year has passed since Jonghyun, and it’s hard to think that the group has survived even though these songs are concrete proof. I really struggled to make it through the more melancholy songs, so I picked I Want You out of a series of basically perfect tracks.

Other songs of note: Good Evening – Chemistry – Electric – Who Waits For Love – Countless – Our Page

20. LATATA – (G)I-DLE

I would be surprised if there was a single Boombayah lover who didn’t love this song. It has the same (pseudo-Indian?) influences, the same rhythms, the same anthemic quality. Latata is catchy, hypnotic, fun, and showcases all the members equally (ok, maybe Soyeon a bit more than everyone else). This is a textbook debut for 2018.

Other songs of note: Maze

19. 1, 2, 3! – Seungri

Here’s someone who usually did club music and for once didn’t, and I loved it anyway! 1,2,3!  is retro, guitar-led and much more lighthearted than anything Seungri has ever done. It’s lovely to see a less sultry (and a biiiiit slimy?) side of him. Also Anda.

Other songs of note: Hotline – Where Are You From

18. 22 Century Girl – fromis_9

I feel that my obsession with fromis_9 is still at its earliest stage, and that by the end of 2019 I will have gone totally mad for them. I am in love with their singles – To Heart, Love Bomb, what instant classics! – but the whirlwind of sounds of fever dream 22 Century Girl have stolen my heart.

Other songs of note: To Heart – Love Bomb

17. Blue Moon – Gyeong Ree

Another one for the theme of this list: house! Give me all of it in your pop songs! Here’s hoping that Gyeong Ree (wasn’t it easier when she spelled it Kyungri? Anyway) continues her solo career with such intriguing, sophisticated but super-fun songs.

16. Stay Here – Sojung

I don’t know exactly, but I cry my eyes out more often than not when I hear this song. Ladies’ Code’s Sojung’s voce is as light as a feather, until it explodes in the soaring chorus. Everybody knows that I love any power ballad, but the complex emotional balance of this one is just on another level.  

15. Now or Never – SF9

I can’t say I’ve been following SF9 as idols, but I have been listening to all their releases and they have given me nothing but quality. I know I complain about songs with drops, but the deep house (yep, again) and that sensual “jealous” have been killing me ever since they came into my life. It might be my favourite hook of 2018.

14. I Love You – EXID

I was a bit taken aback by EXID’s Lady earlier in the year, but it was love at first listen with I Love You. The distorted hook opens and holds together a song that has all the best of EXID, including Solji, who has returned stronger than ever with flawless vocals and zero shame.

Other songs of note: Lady

13. Dejavu – NU'EST W

You guessed it – house. Nothing has given me as much joy as the rise of NU’EST W, and I’ve been even happier because they did it with superb, incredibly on-trend songs while retaining the dark charm of their pre-success material. They really leaned into the “sexy bandit” thing, and I’m all for it.

Other songs of note: YlenoL – Shadow – Feels – Help Me

12. Oh! My mistake – APRIL

This song is fluffy and super-poppy and at the same time side-eye in music, if that was ever possible. The super-innocent and cute concept that APRIL have been doing since forever is now tinged with tongue-in-cheek sarcasm, and a little creepy synth that perfectly matches the theme of the track. It’s so addictive and so delicious.

Other songs of note: Oh-e-Oh – BEEP

11. Snapshot – IN2IT

I love when smaller groups do really, really great and out of the box stuff instead of copying their more successful peers. I’ve watched countless performances, entranced by the bass that opens the song, holding my breath for that “heartbeat go fast, heartbeat go slow”. This is one sexy song, and IN2IT are one good rookie group that I will keep my eye on.

10. Timeless – NCT U

Leave it to me to find the most niche release a super-popular group has had, and fall in love with it so deeply that the rest (most of which I hated, not sorry) doesn’t count. NCT are too big of a group with some really, really good singers hiding in the back line while the rappers swagger about. I loved that some of them got their chance to show off and I adore this poetic, heartbreaking song.

Other songs of note: Boss – Baby Don’t Stop – Replay (PM 01:27)

9. Shine – Pentagon

I have to wonder if this song would have been higher in my charts if it wasn’t for the bloodbath that was of Pentagon and their career after this song came out. It’s such a pity that such a feelgood song has become, well, not so feelgood. This song’s wonky piano riff and anthemic chorus are still a delight, and their personality really shines (LOL) through. OT10 forever.

Other songs of note: Off-road

8. The Grand Dreams – Minseo

Where did Minseo even come from? Why hasn’t she been here our entire lives? Her dreamy vocals have been giving me life this year, and her refined musical sense (or of her producers, really) is a breath of fresh air when everything gets a bit to same-y in k-pop.

Other songs of note: Is Who

7. One of Those Nights – Key ft. Crush

Key came in last minute and slapped us all in the face with a perfect album that is reminiscing of SHINee’s work from earlier in the year, but also shows his personality as an artist. The lead single One of Those Nights moves fast and interweaves the melancholy of the lyrics in the music. Both Key and Crush are shockingly good vocalists, but together they just make each other shine even more.

6. Allegro Cantabile – Nature

Random music terms / Italian? I had to check it out. Nature put out something that’s a musical number, j-pop anime opening and k-pop bubblegum all in one. Their vocals are amazing and they are adorable. I’m excited to follow them into 2019.

5. DDU-DU DDU-DU – BLACKPINK

Is this Blackpink’s best offering? No. But what does it say when your not-best is still miles ahead of the competition? Blackpink have been doing k-pop bangers better than anyone else, and DDU-DU DDU-DU, from Jennie’s spitfire rap to Rosé’s melodies, hits all the right spots (like a ddu-du ddu-du).

Other songs of note: See U Later

4. Puzzle Moon – GWSN

This song is so good. These girls are so good. As I put together this list, I realised how much all I wanted in 2018 was a good deep house sample, and GWSN delivered. The bass contrasts elegantly with the tiny voices, and the obscure chorus – “make it moon” – emphasizes the magical atmosphere of this song.

3. Air – Winner

I miss old Winner. New Winner’s YOLO swag annoys me at best, so I dig through their b-sides in search for what we lost when Taehyun left. Air’s appropriately breathy chorus and gentle, romantic atmosphere did it for me and managed to put Winner on my podium yet again. Good job, Winner. Now stop it with the tropical house.

Other songs of note: We Were – Movie Star – Raining – Have A Good Day

2. KILLING ME – iKON

The year started well for me (and everyone else) and iKON with Love Scenario, but I had no idea of where it would bring us. Killing Me’s bitter, moody atmosphere made for the dance song of my dreams. The decisive beat and array of distortions somehow create an eerie, understated atmosphere. It’s a dance song, but make it sad and a little creepy.

Other songs of note: Love Scenario – Rubber Band – Beautiful – Perfect – Freedom – Don't Let Me Know

1. Oh My – Monsta X

I know. I am annoying myself by picking a b-side as my favourite song of the year, but here we are. Monsta X have become one of my very favourite groups and, while their album songs have always been amazing, to me Oh My summarizes everything I love and everything I want from them. In a year of minimalism, it’s loud, larger than life, unafraid of bleeps and bloops, rich in both vocals (Kihyun!) and proper rap sections. It’s the powerhouse that I expect from them and I hope to hear again and again.

Other songs of note: Jealousy – Destroyer – Fallin' – Spotlight

[alphaaacademy]

listen to me. randy vs cody feud yes? but turn randy orton heel its in his bones and with cody being the monstrously over babyface he is it would be so good. and what becomes of R-KO? you have kevin owens turn heel WITH HIM. you have HEEL R-KO and have cody and sami team against them triple h respond to my emails PLEASE you have to listen to me

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[alphaaacademy]

i want tiffany stratton to join imperium as ludwigs annoying aggressively american girlfriend and at first they cant stand her but they realize shes kicking more ass than any of them. and then she becomes gunthers favorite bc she gets Results and this drives giovanni and ludwig crazy

[rawiswhore]

Shawn Michaels x Fem Reader- “Touch of my Hand”

You have quite possibly the luckiest job in the world.

What is it?

You're a personal masseuse for Shawn Michaels and Triple H in the WWF.

But you're massaging is different.

You aren't just massaging their backs and shoulders, but you also get to do something else with them.

Something I'll say later on in this fanfic.

The year is 1997, August 1997 to be exact, and Shawn Michaels, in your opinion, as for now, looks sexier than ever before.

During the majority of the 90's Shawn had that tacky Billy Ray Cyrus in 1992 mullet.

Thank God he recently eventually ditched it.

You were in an empty, clean looking dressing room, you and Shawn were the only people in the room.

Shawn was sitting on a light grey colored love seat couch, you love the name of that couch; loveseat.

You were sitting on Shawn's lap, your legs sprawled out across his lap like you were giving him a lapdance, your legs basically were spread eagle.

Shawn was shirtless, dressed in his iconic Heartbreak Kid tights.

You noticed Shawn had some little chest hair on his chest.

Happy happy joy joy!

That means you can run your fingers through not just the hair atop his head, but on his chest too.

You had your left hand on Shawn's shoulder, kneading and massaging his shoulder, easing the pain on his shoulder.

The other hand was on his chest.

You were running your fingers through the curly little hairs on his chest, your hand going up and down his chest over and over again, touching and caressing his chest, like you were combing his chest hairs, which you basically were.

This is another thing you did with massaging Shawn Michaels and Triple H.

These were the only 2 wrestlers you did this to, and thank God you didn't massage some unsexy wrestler like Yokozuna.

Not just massaging their shoulders and backs, but caressing their bare chests, rubbing your hands up and down their chests.

There's more to this too, I'll get to this later.

Besides combing his chest hairs with your fingers, you also ran your hand up and down over and over again on Shawn’s nipples. 

His nipples were very sensitive, much like yours, and Shawn REALLY thoroughly enjoyed this.

So much, blood was circulating to his cock, making his shaft stand up completely.

He kicked his head back, his eyes rolled in the back of his head while his eyelids shut and covered completely the whites in his eyes, his mouth was slightly agape.

He could nearly moan from this. 

After wrestling his ass off, sweating his ass off, rehearsing his lines and wrestling moves and whatnot, he needs some relaxation and kicking back, to take his mind off of all of this.

And you were the girl to do this.

While his chest might've not have been super hairy like say, Alec Baldwin's, chest hair is still chest hair nonetheless.

"Hey Shawn" you whispered to him, whispering in your best phone sex hotline girl voice.

You craned your face into Shawn's ear.

Your voice was enough to make him shiver (sorry, couldn't help saying that) and basically be what he describes what happens when women see him in the lyrics to his entrance theme.

You know, "I send chills up and down their spine", "I make 'em hot", "I make 'em shiver", etc.

What you were doing to Shawn was what he was describing about women in his entrance music.

Shouldn't it be vice versa?

Your voice was perfect not just for him, but people who've went through a rough day at work and could be relief for people going through a rough day.

"You like this?" you asked him, rubbing your hand up and down his chest.

"I do, yes" he replied, nodding his head up and down, leaving behind his cute little smile.

While you rubbed your hand up and down his chest like you were rubbing sunscreen on him, you could feel his heart beating through his chest, when your hand touched where his heart was located.

While you were rubbing your hand up and down Shawn's chest, Shawn's erection was protruding and poking out through his iconic tights.

You could feel his erection poking through his tights, your pants you were wearing were blocking his cock from entering your pussy.

You had some perfume sprayed on your neck to help him be more sexually aroused, to make all of this feel better.

All this sexual tension with you and Shawn, you could nearly make out with him and then get to fucking him, but you're not allowed to have sex with any wrestlers or even kiss them.

You're not a prostitute, but you may as well be one since you're basically pleasuring him almost sexually and getting paid for it.

Speaking of sexual things...

"You must've gone through so much, Daddy" you whispered to him breathy, like Marilyn Monroe almost, rubbing your hand up and down his chest.

"Daddy?" he asked, his face looking confused and dumbfounded.

"Some women sexually call their men 'Daddy'" you explained, your tone of voice going from sexy to normal. "You ever hear that song 'Doin' It' by LL Cool J? Y'know, 'doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well...'".

You were trying to sound like the woman in that song with her Noo Yawk accent while saying “doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well”, sounding like a predecessor to Cardi B 2 decades later. 

"I think so, yeah" he replied. He doesn't really listen to rap and hip hop.

"I take it you don't listen to hip hop, or even most modern music in general" you said. "You don't look like someone who listens to rap. Well, the woman in the song sexually calls LL Cool J 'Daddy' in the song a few times. Is that okay with you?".

Shawn really couldn't decide.

The thing is, the whole thing with sexually calling men "Daddy" is incestuous, and incest is disgusting, not to mention sinful.

And this was BEFORE Shawn became a born again Christian in the next decade.

"It's okay if I don't call you 'Daddy'" you said.

Though, you wish you could sexually call him "Daddy"...

And Shawn definitely looks like a Daddy in more ways than one.

He's in his 30's, looks older than his age, that chest hair and long hair, those tacky Mom Jeans and how he sometimes wears his shirts tucked in his pants, he looks like someone who probably listens to 70's and 80's dad rock like Eddie Money or Asia or something.

"Am I taking your pain away?" you asked him, trying to sound breathy and sexy, like a phone sex hotline girl.

He nodded his head at you, smiling at you without showing his teeth.

"I take it as a yes" you replied to him, smiling back at him.

Oh, if only you could've played some nice, sexy, slow music for him in this room while all of this is going on.

Though, you don't really have any gentle music with you, or probably any music with you, dammit.

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I need to confess this...so many women still today (myself included) lust and fawn over Shawn Michaels, specifically Shawn in the 90's and even 2000's.

Even though Shawn did turn his life around in the 2000's becoming a born again Christian, apparently Shawn in the 90's (when he was a sex object) was a huge jerk, burying talented wrestlers if he didn't like them, many wrestlers have said he's very difficult to work with.

Then again, I've seen lots of women online who lust over Randy Orton, and apparently Randy's a big jerk too...

I actually have had doubts of crushing on Shawn Michaels and Triple H, and Triple H, especially 2000's Trips was apparently a huge jerk too, just look all the people he buried in the 2000's...

And, it could be worse...there's women and probably even underage girls who turn school shooters (i.e. Adam Lanza, the Columbine boys) and serial killers like Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez into heartthrobs.

[why-is-it-always-autumn-again]

[ID: three different edited versions of the "Custody of Dominick Ladder Match" promotional image, all of them with Liv Morgan and Rhea Ripley in place of Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero. In the original image, two men glare at each other while a blond child stands sadly in between them, with a ladder in the background.

In the first image, Liv and Rhea have been sloppily pasted over Eddie and Rey, and a more recent picture of Dominik Mysterio has been pasted over his child self. The roman numeral II has been written in in mspaint or similar, making the title "Custody of Dominick Ladder Match II"

The second image is a recreation rather than an edit, designed to look like a SummerSlam promotional image. Rhea and Liv face each other, Liv holding her title belt over her shoulder. Their names are written in the lower corners of the image. In the background are two ladders. A briefcase with Dirty Dom's face on it hangs between them. The caption reads "Custody of Dominik Ladder Match" "SummerSlam Cleveland"

The third picture is the original "Custody of Dominick Ladder Match" image, but Eddie and Rey are fully replaced by Liv and Rhea. The original picture of Dominik Mysterio as a child is left untouched.]

me: (banging on Triple H's door) please please please please please please please please please please pl