#tried to make this as shitty as possible

[aur07a]

clearly he dosent own an air fryer

[alpacacare-archive]

an alternative take on the “Gaster's disappearance is the reason papyrus doesn't sleep anymore” headcanon

[dropoutfailure]

ok, enough wholesome dadson. time to sexualize terrible fathers. (cw for: dadson incest + FtM son POV + transphobia / misgendering / fetishizing / forcemasc)

transphobic dad: doesn't approve of you transitioning or taking T, but isn't stopping you and doesn't seem turned off by the changes, even after you pass consistently as a man. doesn't know how T even works, always lowkey curious about the changes. he does like that you're so much hornier on T and don't even have periods anymore. tugs at your facial hair (ow? wtf :/) and goes "huh? it's real? I thought you drew it on every morning!" with a hearty laugh. dad joke? he might have actually thought so. backhanded praise, mean jokes at your expense, and moments where he genders you correctly, by accident.

thought you would eventually change your mind and give up transitioning "when you realise that being a man is hard," as if he's not the one making it hard. he might actually think of you as a son at some point, but he was never taught to apologize, he's "always right," he's stubborn, so he will keep calling you a daughter because a father can't show weakness. wants to call you homophobic slurs sooo bad, but that would be admitting defeat.

gets angry when you bring up surgery bc he likes to squeeze your tits and fuck your pussy. won't do any anal because it's gay. and clearly, he's isn't, he says. definitely closeted.

trans boy chaser dad: for better or for worse, only took an interest in your life when he found out you're a trans guy, fixed his relationship with you by treating you more like a date than as his son.

excited, touchy-feely, even creepy. eager to please. just pathetically horny for the way your body's changing from T - he won't misgender you. you get aggressively reaffirmed to the point of it getting annoyingly patronizing actually. regardless, he fucks you hard, encouraging you to moan with your cracking voice, and is too horny to feel bad about the incest. it's a welcome change from the previous emotional distance, but you feel used, like he's taking advantage of your newly high libido.

fixated on your body and everything "clockable," would rather you didn't get any surgery... says you're already perfect as is, from just testosterone... it does feel nice that he takes some sort of pride in having a son now, fully embracing you, the way he finds even all the awkward changes (sparse facial hair, voice cracks etc) not just endearing, not just attractive, but really fucking hot. and it's a relief for your body which craves that release. but. dad might just completely lose interest a few years into T, if you pass consistently.

bisexual, he says. but of course not into cis men.

transmed dad: thinks he knows what's best for your body, forcemascs you in his own ideals, pushing you to work hard to speed up your transition, to become a "real" man. you were so happy that dad accepted you being a trans guy so wholeheartedly and proudly, but the acceptance seems to have turned into overbearing surveillance...

dad insists on doing your T injections himself, because he doesn't trust that you'll actually do them. "no son of mine will be a fucking embarrassing softboy pansy who never transitions for real, have some dignity, god damn it! either you transition fully or you don't transition at all!" ...he pushes you to consider top and bottom surgery asap, to become a "real man," regardless of what you might want. he very excitedly looks forward to the day you can top him with your real cock, like a son should. :)

he makes you like anal because that's how real men do it. you're absolutely not allowed to derive any pleasure from anywhere but your ass and T-dick, and the phantom sensation of a strapon. he's good at working your T-dick though, it's all almost worth it just for that...

love, validation, and praise only when you've "earned it." if you fail to live up to his strict expectations, the things he says fucking hurt. misgenders you as punishment and threatens to withhold your testosterone "since you want to stay a girl so bad."

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so, all of these options leave you feeling unsatisfied and degraded in one way or another!! yippee! no, there's no option for a Normal About Trans Men And Masculinity Dad, this is the Terrible Fathers dadson poll. you must choose.

[codecicle]

ignore how crunchy this is i tried SO hard to get it to look decent im sorry </3

anyway my little goodbye and thank you to @kisser-of-jrwi-characters for running such an amazing tournament!! this was a horrible experience and i would never go through it again thank you so much fr dude :D

[worlds-least-responsible]

(Smooch.)

..The hell was that for.

[He just looks mildly confused and irritated.]

[erraticroses]

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[sleeping-satan]

I did not have to up contrast to make sure the stains were visible to the camera, they are that obvious. None of the "new" chairs are without stains.

God this school is so fucking broke

[luvsavos]

i deserve financial compensation for the amount of fucking hoops i had to jump through to enable tipping on here

[druidgroves]

correct me if im wrong, but once the sole survivor gets into the institute & shaun names them his successor, he basically is like "ok let my parent have free reign of the place" or smth right. bc it's the only reason i can come up w/ rn to where the sosu can just go through all the terminals & shit in the institute bc they're not considered owned.

anyways. all this is to say that shaun lets georgia do just that, but doesn't really expect her to go All In. like unfortunately ur mom is the nosiest bitch on the fucking planet & WILL read every single terminal entry she can get her scheming little hands on. she would go through the entirety of the institute's archive if she had the time. going through all the shit they've done, the experiments they've ran, etc is why georgia eventually comes to the conclusion that the institute Sucks even more & that she's gotta take 'em out.

[redrockbutch]

DnD players will brag openly about making life as hard as possible for the DM and then wonder why they can't get a playgroup and never ever connect the dots

[niuxita21]

(✿ ♥‿♥) Drunk!Mariana Edition

Bonus: The adorable way she looks at Ana while trying to comfort her as best she can in her sleepy drunk state

[marianneroy]

also shiv keeps joking abt treating her kid the way caroline did/the way she was raised but that's so Not True like it's self-deprecating in a way because if she keeps telling herself she will fuck up in the same way her mom did then no one will expect anything else from her. she doesn't think she could be a good mother so she outright says she wont even try to be one. but like thats not true bc shiv just, isnt like caroline. not really. and even though tom is narratively taking logans place, he isnt like logan either. so i do think they will do okay as parents. they wont boast about it or anything and they will probably consider themselves Shitty Parents but they r gonna be okay (delusional)

[bunnybisexual]

going 2 get wayyy too personal in the tags have fun if u decide 2 read 👍

[ifeelfreewithoutmyshoes]

I’m probably just over complicating this exercise but I’ve asked for an extension and if it works it works

[skrunksthatwunk]

pulled aside by my father to watch a homophobic k&p sketch and just had to sit there like 😬 and then when i explained it was homophobic he was like "i fear for your sense of humor". christ alive

[nanstar200]

@cupidtxt @spookypatches