#tried and tested btw

[deesi-academia]

is it my anxiety or i am simply sleep deprived and dehydrated ~ a novel with an open ending

[cerealmonster15]

right clicks boyfriend -> relationship -> discuss expanding the polycule

throws my shakey handed hurried doodle at you and runs back to the tasks i was supposed to be doing. even tho this is basically the same joke i drew of them a little while ago kind of teehee oopsie :3

[evilkitten3]

team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

[nonairy]

How to savescum animal breeding in Fields of Mistria

1. Just before you end the day, feed the heart treats to the animals you want to breed 2. Make a save at the diary (Save 1) 3. Sleep, then make another save at the diary (Save 2) 4. Load Save 2 and sleep repeatedly until the baby is born. 4a. If they are the color/tier you want, load Save 2. The color/tier is locked in at this point, so you can continue playing normally and/or repeat from step 1 with different animals. 4b. If they are NOT the color/tier you want, delete Save 2. Load Save 1 and repeat steps 3-4.

Keep in mind regular breeding rules still apply, so the colors/tiers that are available are based on the parents' tiers.

[smoothbrainofficial]

Sooo my gingi ate half a can of spray paint thinking it was silly cheese

[uplatterme]

tip 1: fatten up your twinks by making them vore you

[cyellolemon]

Some drawing of Ambrose!! :) the oc he's hugging on that first one is Ruby, he was someone important to him, i'll show his face one day

[the-wereraven]

I hate you, Intergrated Marketing Communications

[izzyspussy]

i have a pulmonary functioning test at ass o'clock tomorrow morning, which i'm sure will be fine as far as the test goes but also doctors are basically just cops who don't need guns to kill people because their egos are so big they can do the job with that alone To Me lmao, so i'm deeply dreading it just because if they don't find the one (1) specific thing they're looking for they will simply decide it's nothing and i'll be stuck with an incredibly common, easy to diagnose, and completely curable with a single procedure disease presenting with literally textbook symptoms for fourteen fucking years. AGAIN. lol.

[kalikoris]

speaking my truth

[daz4i]

my blood is actually a little fucked up and has more white cells than it should. so any vampire that bites me is gonna have a very strong immune system 👍

[eeveekitti]

OH yeah btw hi everyone i officially got diagnosed w autism today :] VERY happy!!! been working on that for who knows how long, my last diagnosis attempt was a year ago ^^"

[hella1975]

i love when you make your environment absolutely perfect to Get Shit Done like i had a nap i ate food and made coffee i put the big light on i got in comfy clothes i made sure i was warm enough i got all my stuff out. and then executive dysfunction goes 'watch this!' and you get nothing done forever and ever

[dexaroth]

i feel so hollow.. and guilty.. i wish i couldve done more for him. he's just.. gone. for real this time. i always made sure to take a look at him when going out or to the kitchen to make sure he was breathing, and yet mom found him first. i could swear i could feel a faint heartbeat from him, but it was mine racing so fast it rippled through my veins. just.. gone. i feel soulless.

[yuridovewing]

i wonder which is considered worse: the back half of dotc or the back half of avos. cause both are pretty awful but at least from what i see, more people remember what happened in avos like sleekwhisker’s thing and skyclan and finleap. meanwhile i can count on one hand the amount of people ive seen even mention slash’s name

[ace-and-ink]

i want your hands

i want one on my hip

one on my chest

i want to be close to you

i want to be pressed into you

to feel your warmth firsthand

i want my hands free and full

i want one to guide you

one to keep you from pulling away

i want to meet your lips halfway, love

i want your breath to mix with mine

to have no chance to speak the words i don’t have

oh, but you don’t exist, love

you’re real, as real as an endangered animal

you’re real, i know you exist

oh, but you don’t exist enough, hun

not enough to touch you

not enough for you to know me

it’s bleeding out of me

spilling on the floor

but that red’s not love, love

there’s enough to fill the lake

the feeling floods me, it leaves me empty

oh, these integral instincts

i know better than to believe i need

all the shame i would forego

just to feel a little less

to feel a little more, love

the music carries me to where i cannot reach

and i’m reaching for you, love

sultry voices and smooth instrumentals

take me to red dresses and black skirts

complete dedication to the words

breaks my dedication to myself

it lets the hands wander

but only if they’re yours, love

a pressure i should not crave

a desire i’d scream to oppose

forgotten favorites are enough to steal me from reality

to take me to slick hair and red lipstick

and make me yearn for a feeling i’d much rather forget

placate me, darling

smother me in you

i want your weight on mine

legs wrapped in legs

hands in my hair

mine cupping your soft face

appease me, sweetheart

i want chapstick smearing

mismatched flavors

i want to be breathless

i want to not need again

yours is an image i’ve seen sparingly

but it will do

you will do, love

satisfy me, honey

i want hands, i want touch

i want a tainted perception of you

i don’t want you, love

i want sensation, i want placation

the heart feels what it wants, the brain accounts for logic

but all is drowned in the body’s desires, love

— RED (but not because i love you)