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How would NRC (only 18+ characters) react to their fem s/o texting them "Come here, I'm horny"?
I'm so sorry these are so short. Your girls getting a bit burnt out as of late for some reason. Anyways, I hope you like them <33
Warnings: MDNI, fem reader, suggestive but not really smutty, mentions of boners.
Request: Yes.
Words: 1,130.
Trey Clover
Trey was working on frosting a cake with Riddle when he received the text from you. And thankfully Riddle was short because he damn near choked at the message. A blunt, “Come. I'm horny." Was all you had sent.
However, catering to your needs, he let Riddle know something important had come up and he had to go tend to a leak in your roof. Riddle of course sensing the urgency had nodded with a simple; “Go, I can manage the frosting." Trey felt no remorse for fibbing to his friend and dorm leader, and went off to find you at Ramshackle.
Entering the broken down household he smiled gingerly over at you. "You needed me, peach? Go and lay back on the bed. I'll take care of you."
Cater Diamond
Cater was at the Light Music club when you texted him, and just in case it was urgent or some spicy drama from magicam had checked his phone right away. It was spicy, just in a way he hadn't thought it'd be. His face slowly flushed a red, gaining the attention of Kalim, who had asked if he was okay.
Cater cleared his throat, nodding. “Uh… Yes! Ah haha, I'm okay! Sorry, I just got distracted there for a minute.” While Kalim was none the wiser, the old fae on the other hand, was.
After he finished the club Cater quickly made his way to your dorm, shoving open your door he crawled over you, leaning down to press a searing kiss against you. “Hahh.. Babydoll, you can't just text me like that out of the blue!”
Leona Kingscholar
You really think this man was anywhere but napping?
He was less than amused to stir awake from his phone going off, alerting him of a text message. And for a moment he wasn't going to even answer it, rather he'd just roll over and go back to bed but something prompted him to pick up that phone and boy was he glad he did.
A smirk formed across his face and he texted back a simple “Omw" before rolling out of bed, hair messy and clothes disheveled before making his way to your dorm. He was there in record time, falling across your bed and grasping your hips to make you straddle him. Yeah, some pussy was definitely better than sleeping.
“Feeling like a whore? Then sit on this cock and take it like a good girl."
Vil Schoenheit
He was at a photoshoot when you texted him. He'd frowned slightly at your blunt order but underneath was particularly amused. His little potato needed him?
"You're going to have to wait, lovely. Photoshoot is almost over.” He could almost feel the way your lips puckered into a pout on the other side of the phone as he got back into position for another photo after his short break. Thirty minutes later he was leaving the photoshoot.
And fifty minutes later he was coming into your dorm room, sliding off his shoes and over coat before leaning over you on the bed, pressing a light kiss to your forehead. “I'm sorry for being so long. Let me make it up to you, potato.” He dragged your hand up his leg onto the crotch of his pants, before moving to straddle you.
Rook Hunt
Was enjoying nature up in a tree when his phone buzzed in his pocket. On pulling it out and seeing your text message, you received back a slur of French, with a few heart Emojis after them. “English, Rook." His lips quirked at your sass. “On my way as we speak, Mon amour." He texted back, pocketing his phone before climbing down the tree.
Fast on his feet and in the area, Rook arrived at Ramshackle within five minutes. He hung his coat on the coat wrack and took off his shoes before padding up to your room.
“My petite amour, I have arrived.” He cupped your face, pressing light kisses against your chin and jaw. "Do tell me which part of me you crave first, Mon lapin.”
Idia Shroud
Thankfully Idia was in his room like always when he received your text. Instant red face. (And instant Idia jr peaking up but we don't talk about that) Almost thought you were tweaking or had text the wrong person, despite being your lover. However after getting his shit together he texts you back.
“Can you come here? I.. Might be in a predicament where I am unable to leave my room for a while."
When you came to his dorm instead of the other way around he had a pillow over his lap and his face and hair were both a light red in color. Grasping onto the pillow you pulled it off and crawled onto his bed after shutting and locking his door. Idia’s hands found purchase on your hips, pulling you down to straddle him. “Eheheh.. You have no idea how long I've waited for this." He grinned against your throat, before biting down on your shoulder to leave a hickey.
Malleus Draconia
Remains stone faced despite the very obvious tent rising in his trousers. If his tail were to be out it would've been wagging in slight excitement. Out of everyone, you might just be the only person to be able to boss around and command the prince of briar valley.
“You wish to mate with me? I will be over immediately, child of man." It takes him a moment to answer you. Not because he didn't see the message but because he still doesn't know how to use a phone that well still. Please be patient, he is very happy.
Appears outside your dorm as soon as he texts you back, eagerly knocking on your door in a beckon for you to let him in. As soon as you open the door he is grabbing you by the hips, guiding you against him. “My dearest peony, do feel free to seek me out everytime you have these feelings. I will be more than obliged to assist you.”
Lilia Vanrogue
Doesn't even answer your message. He was in history and then all of a sudden he was floating upside down in front of you. An amused look was on his face though despite the little grin his eyes were foggy with lust.
“Oh my what do we have here? Couldn't even keep your hands out of your panties in the short time it took me to get here? Fufufu~ let's have a look now, hmm?"
Lilia eagerly slots himself between your legs like he's always belonged there, nibbling and nipping at your legs as he makes his way up. “You taste exquisite, and I haven't even gotten to the main course yet.”
#twisted wonderland#x reader#fem reader#twist#twist malleus#Twist Leona#twist Idia#Twist Trey#Twist Cater#twist vil#twist rook#twist lilia#malleus draconia x reader#malleus draconia#twisted wonderland malleus#leona kingscholar#twisted wonderland leona#lilia vanrouge x reader#lilia vanrouge#twisted wonderland lilia#vil shoenheit#twisted wonderland vil
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How do you think trey, Idia, rook, leona and kalim would deal with having a sweet and cute s/o who is convinced the boys are the cute ones of the relationship and s/o is puzzled when other people don’t agree with the guys being the cute one? They’re convinced other people have bad tastes. As hcs please :))
Don't Deny It Babe~
warnings: Berry's grammar, semi proof-read and like two curse words
Berry: I greatly apologize for those who have been waiting for these since February from the 100 followers event. And thank you all for the overwhelming support from the last post, love you guuys 🥰
"Are you sure about that babe? I mean..." He chuckled as he scratched the back of nis neck.
Trey would be as confused as the others at first when he heard you claim that he's the cute one in the relationship
Would just have a sheepish smile as he rolls with your antics cuz why not? you're not hurtin anybody but he does get shy when you would debate about it ESPECIALLY with the other Heartslabyul members
Moments like these happened often, which would gradually led to Trey feeling more comfortable and started teasing you about it when the opportunity presents itself. like putting a dash of flour on your nose to have flustered or even calling you 'cutie' at times~
I also see as this goes on that he'd be the one to tell Heartlsabyul or among close friends that you're cute just to see you're reaction. (goodluck (Y/N)!)
"Maybe you should get your eyes checked Pillow, ain't no way in hell I'm...'cute'"
He's the type who wholeheartedly disagrees about your statement more than others. Just imagine Savanaclaw. Ruggie was legit concerned about you when you told him.
He'd do that thing where whenever you guys are walking around campus, his arm is always draped on your shoulders just in case if ever the convo is directed at him being the cute one, he'd clamp your mouth and say farewell to whomever you're both talking with
I also see that when you're trying to convince him, he'd squish your cheeks so you're mouth would be puckered as another way to shut you up (may or may not lead to a kiss) He'd look into your eyes and smirk.
"Now who's the cute one now huh~?"
Even if he realizes it or is just in plain denial (stubborn ass) He'll slowly just let you go with whatever you're spouting about him cuz honestly he likes it when you debate about it ESPECIALLY if it just so happens to be with Vil. "Yeah Vil, don't you see I'm fuckin AdOraBlE?"
"Eh? Sunshine, you think I'm cute?" Kalim's eyes lit up as he looked at you to which you affirmed with a chuckle. Kalim stood up and ran towards the kitchen. "JAMIL , (Y/N) THINKS I'M CUTE!"
You know, we know, the entirety of NRC knows, he's one golden boi whenever you call him cute or talk about it with others.
Give some moral support to Jamil cuz he's gonna be hearing this everyday from now on. "Hey I know we have this important dorm leader meeting to attend to in a min but (Y/N) called me cute again toda-"
When it comes to people that says otherwise, he's likely to pull you out of it before it drags on. He'd chuckle as he drags you back to Scarabia for some afternoon snacks to distract you~
Would start giving you more compliments but not the ones that are generic like "you look good today" but rather he'd say "Y'know I really like it when you do this little quirk of yours. I find it really interesting cuz it's well...you" all said with a genuine smile and a soft gaze. (ma heart)
"Ma belle my heart swoons over your flattery~" Rook smiles as a faint blush grows across his cheeks. I see him being flustered but is just really good at hiding cuz internally he's like 'I've been complimenting other people all my life but now?? You came along??'
Would lovingly watch you argue if people say otherwise. Cuz despite you claiming that he's the cute one, why not you AND him? well just between you two anyway and who cares what other people think!
He's in it for the dramatics both in private or in public so when you compliment him, he'd like put a hand on his chest, go down on one knee and act as if he's part of a play~
you two test Vil and Leona's patience istg
Whenever it's time to print out his photographs of the two of you, he'd write little captions on it "I'm the cute one, she says~" or "there are 2 cuties in this picture." It's corny but this man is in love knowing that you see him that way <3
All I could think of at first is that this man would have war flashbacks to that time he got abducted by Eliza
"EH??" Idia exclaimed. Straight up denial like Leona but I see this fire son of a- would just start talking in immense speed and list down all the possibilities on why he's not.
Remember that one groovy in ghost bride where his hair turns slightly pink cuz everyone was flustering him? yeah his locks went from #3a8df7 to #FA86c4 through majority of your guys' relationship
Though... that's in public. But when its just the two of you in his room, he'll slowly warm up to your claims (along with some persistence from his bro Ortho like him randomly leaving sticky notes with the words 'you're cute, stop it.' printed on it)
"Heh,I mean I guess..." His cocky smile grows. "My archetype in an anime or a video game would be seen as cute~ would that mean I'm your Oshi then (Y/N)-shi~?"
#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#twstファンアート#twst edit#twst wonderland#trey clover#trey clover x reader#twst headcanons#leona kingscholar x reader#leona kingscholar#kalim al asim#kalim x reader#rook hunt#rook hunt x reader#idia shroud#idia shroud x reader#twst x reader
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𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐞?
Summary: you dreamt of having her lips on yours, finding the right time and place to confess your love! Oh- but you missed a step out of eagerness…”can I kiss you?” Reactions of Fem!heartslabyul cast.
Featuring the following - residents of Heartslabyul
|| Heartslabyul || Savanaclaw || Octavinelle || Scarabia || Pomefiore || Ignihyde || Diasomnia ||
Riddle is stunned!
“Can I kiss you?”
Riddle let’s out a shriek of a scream, her hands quickly push the side of your face for how close you were.
“What!? Are you insane, [Name], did Ace set this up—!”
You laugh softly at her accusations, you would’ve been just as flustered as she is, if it weren’t for her adorable reaction.
She bites her bottom lip when she sees how calm you were about this, you’re serious. You gently lift her wrists off you, holding them between the both of you as you hum for her awaiting answer. She can’t stand the way you’re staring at her, it’s making her even more embarrassed with how heated her body felt.
“A kiss? How forward of you to sweeten me up on this…date, I suppose—“
“So is that a yes?” She flicks your forehead.
You giggle to yourself, apologizing even though you knew it wasn’t hurting anyone. And Riddle would be the fattest liar if she denied this request because of her nervousness. She tried to regain her confidence back but with how you managed to confess a kiss!! —Baffles her.
To call this a date on her part made it worse, you can practically see steam flow from her head and into a mist of hearts. How unusual.
“Just one!” You blinked at how loud she was, her eyes squinting as her head faces the ground.
Surprised by how Riddle shyly pulled at your collar to reach on her tippy toes as she quickly gives you a peck on the lips. It’s quick but you can feel the soft gloss of her chapstick. A smile rose on your lips at how cute the aftermath was. She’s a stuttering mess, perhaps that was her first kiss?
“Did I do it right? Was it too short, do I need practice—! [Name]!!”
Maybe..
Trey is confident!
“Can I kiss you?”
Trey stops poking at her food. A raised brow and a goofy smile on her face that she failed to contain. At first she planned to pretend to not hear you, but the way you stared up at her with a desperate glance made butterflies in her stomach.
“Where did all of this come from?”
“Nothing crazy…would it be if I told you I always wanted to kiss you?”
She folds her fingers together through her knuckles, resting her chin on them as she gives you a soothing hum as result in thinking.
“I wouldn’t say crazy. Is there anything else you’d want from me?” Your plan to stare confidently into her eyes didn’t work out, leaving you wandering to the table and food in front of you out of intimidation. You don’t want her to think your selfish, this was your first step into confessing and you’re blowing it off!
“No! Uh, no. Just…that..?” You’re not even sure yourself, way to go.
Trey laughs at your failed attempt in seducing her, although she admires your boldness. You weren’t expecting the tables to be turned this quickly, picturing Trey to be the one all flustered and red yet here you are. Taking her place. Trey calls for your name, making you perk your head up to see her finger motion for you to come closer.
A excited gasp leaves your lip before you can register, too busy scooting your way towards her.
She stops you by placing her hands on your cheeks, making your lips slightly pucker and pausing your excitement. It’s gentle yet loving, her head tilted to give a kiss wanting more. She separates leaving you with a whine until she placed one more on your forehead. Her smile showing all teeth made hearts float around you.
“Don’t get too greedy now.”
Cater is playful!
“Can I kiss you?”
Cater’s eyes flickers towards you from her mirror, eyeing you up and down as you grow nervous the longer she gazed. You sat on her bed all stiff and sweaty now that you’ve broken that out. Praying that you made the right decision.
“What’s that cutie? Did you say something?”
Your mouth went dry. She didn’t hear you!? To get out of this embarrassing mess you trip over your words to make up the request. Her attention was on you now, the makeup on the table forgotten as she creeps closer to further role you up. You’re not even sure if you understand how her voice carried a jokingly tone. Too caught up in your slip up to notice how close she is.
“Can you repeat it, if you ask nicely that is.” You swore she’s making fun of you at this point, but her puppy eyes leaves you stuttering the truth once more.
“Can I kiss you—!…please..?”
A small laugh erupts from her perfect lips, she’s inching towards you in a second to catch you off guard. Laying flat on the bed as she leaves kisses down from your lips to cheeks, her legs straddling your hips. Your hands shake; daring not to place them on her hips.
“Mwah! Look at you, you’re so cute..” She squeals at you after retreating, grabbing her phone to take a picture at your flustered face.
“Hey! Don’t send those to anyone!”
Cater places a finger on your forehead to push you gently back down. A grin creases her cheeks as she places the phone to your direction. Lipstick marks are painted from your lips to cheeks. A part of you can’t help but feel shy yet happy that your crush reciprocated her feelings back.
“Can you send me that?”
Ace is suspicious
“Can I kiss you?”
Ace stops herself from further stuffing her face with the homemade cookies you guys just made. Well more like you made. But she quickly swallows her snack to respond loudly.
“Are we starting truth and dare already? What’s going on, are there camera hiding!”
She’s agitated now, looking around the kitchen with furious whips of her head to look bottom to top. You sigh helplessly for this woman. Ace frowns yet twitches a smirk, crossing her arms in a now defensive stance.
“Oh I see what this is…sure! I’ll do it, I’m not wussing out on this.” You aren’t sure if that’s some sort of cover up.
Shrugging, you got the call to do what you started. Closing your eyes and leaning close to Ace who you can particularly hear squealing through her shut lips. She stops you by grabbing your shoulders to a halt, now going on a nervous rant on how she needs to get ready.
“It can be quick.”
“No! I mean..no, I can handle a normal kiss, I’ve kissed my ex before you know!”
There’s a glint of satisfaction in your eyes in seeing her excited yet timid, it’s not like Ace to act this way. You reassure her by taking her hand and rubbing it gently in yours, bringing it to your cheeks so you can tell her to take her time.
A sigh of relief, Ace recalls her experience then leans forward. Her kiss is sweet and long. She doesn’t pull until you tap at her shoulders. A hand over her mouth as she finds her voice.
“Can we do it again?”
Deuce is ready!
“Can I kiss you?”
“Yes.”
You stare at Deuce who’s gnawing at her bottom lip with a determined look. Her face is serious yet it was hard to take her serious, not when she pulls out a neatly and surprisingly not crumbled envelope from her pocket. She’s also shocked from her sudden answer now that she slowly comes to terms of your halfway confession.
“I’ve been waiting for months to give you this, [Name]. I’m glad you feel the same.”
Holy moly she’s cute. You can feel your own heart bursting as you take the envelope from her hands, it smells like her perfume. It feels like some sort of movie, throwing yourself on her to embrace in a hug. A hug that had friendship and love, so much that it came to a point of comfort.
Within each others arms, you both slightly pull away to gaze at one another’s cheeky grin. Deuce was the first to capture your lips, taking your breath by how bold and eager for someone who’s never kissed before.
There wasn’t a need for words, not when both of your actions and hers speak louder, showing love you wish would never end.
In the moment you brace yourself for another hug, burying your face in her hoodie and neck. Her skin was so warm and so was the kiss, you didn’t even look back to see Deuce holding onto you so tightly.
Until you heard sniffles and a wet patch on your shoulder.
“Deuce, are you crying?”
You can hear her rapidly rubbing her eyes with her sleeves.
“No!”
#twst#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts x reader#trey clover x reader#cater diamond x reader#ace trappola x reader#deuce spade x reader
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❥ only you know
genre -> fluff
pairing -> cater diamond x reader
warnings -> i say cater is drunk in one paragraph
word count -> tba
summary -> how to say ily in lyrics
a/n -> credits to @blueberry-pride for the header!
• ‘he’s my sun, he makes me shine like diamonds’ - young and beautiful by lana del rey
“and there you go again.” ace grumbles towards you when you notice cater walk into the cafeteria, talking to another heartslabyul student. “what do you mean?” you tear you gaze away from your boyfriend to look at ace. “always beaming whenever cater is nearby, bleh.” ace fakes a gagging sound and you barely manage to get another word in before the others are hounding him. obviously they’re going to be happy! he’s practically their sun!’ deuce scolds ace. ‘yes! if people were solar systems, I’m sure cater would be the center of it all for them.”
• ‘but my sleepless nights are better with you’ - halley’s comet by billie eilish
cater groans when he hears a small knock on the door. looking at his phone, the number 3:28am stare back at him. he curses when he starts to get up out of bed to see who’s knocking. “babe? what are you doing here at 3:30 in the morning?” cater subconsciously starts to stand up taller and become more focused when he sees your face looking at him. “couldn’t sleep. needed to see you.” you mumble, falling forward into his chest. wrapping his arms around you, he kisses your head gently. “my arms are always open for you baby.”
• ‘save me till the party’s over, kiss me in the seat of your rover’ - wish you were sober by conan gray
“babe!” cater’s voice made you jump. “cater!” you reply before getting out and helping the drunk teen into the car. “come on baby, just get in the car and we’ll go home.” you urge him to get into the car so you could go back to bed. “only if you give me a kiss~~” cater teases while puckering up his lips. “my love, let’s wait until the morning. i don’t want to kiss you while your under the influence.” you start but cater pouts at the words. “I’ll give you all the kisses in the morning but right now we should go home.” you could barely finish the sentence before cater got into the car, mumbling about promised kisses.
• ‘if you told me to jump, I’d take the fall’ - save you tonight by one direction
“hey. I need you to help cater do his homework.” trey said coming up behind you. “why me? riddle is the scary housewarden, why can’t he convince him?” you ask. “we’ve tried to convince him but persuading him is..difficult.” trey rubs him neck sheepishly. “ace and deuce mentioned that he’d do anything for you. said something about him jumping if you told him too even if it was a long fall.”
• ‘all these people think love’s for show, but I’d die for you in secret’ - peace by taylor swift
“you know I take pictures of us a whole lot.” cater starts out, putting his pencil down. “yeah?” you respond scared. “I just wanted to let you know that I know everyone think I do it for show and all, but I would die for you. You’re the one that I want and would die for.” he says before going back to his homework while you’re speechless.
#twst x y/n#twst x you#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland fluff#twst imagines#twst headcanons#twst fluff#heartslabyul fluff#heartslabyul x reader#heartslabyul imagines#cater diamond x reader#cater diamond imagines#cater diamond fluff
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New Fic: Raise a Glass
Summary: Galaxy Garrison Cadet Trey Johnson had just been trying to right a wrong, restore a little balance to this screwed up world because there was nothing right about Lance Esposito, that stupid, pathetic cargo pilot, being considered a hero. It was just supposed to be a little beatdown, a lesson. But now here he is with Lance stuffed into a barrel and freedom from this hellhole at his fingertips as he prepares to trade this Paladin of Voltron to the Galra and he’s starting to think that maybe he’s not just balancing the scales… he’s finally tipping them in his favor.
Chapter snippet:
The grainy screen showed the image of one of the main conference rooms and given that there was no audio for this feed — at least on the channel Joe could access — it wasn’t normally one they watched as seeing the upper echelon sitting around talking and the quality rendering it impossible to even attempt lip reading made it useless.
But today there was a different set of people in the room with all the higher ups.
The Paladins of Voltron.
And…
Trey’s gaze narrowed in on one particular figure that he knew Alex was scowling at too.
Lance Esposito, former cargo pilot turned fighter, looking as though he hadn’t aged a single day and it just made Trey want to punch that pointed face even more as his hand drifted up to his own, puckered with shrapnel scars.
He was standing between Keith Kogane — whohad not only aged but was carrying himself with far more authority than the rebellious, asshole teen he’d once been but even with those qualities he had been acknowledged and respected for his sheer talent as a pilot — and the apparently alien princess introduced as Allura, and even with the low-quality feed there was no denying she was drop-dead gorgeous.
And that fighter pilot wannabe was standing there like he belonged with the likes of them.
Read Chapter One Here
#Voltron#VLD#Lance#Langst#Whump#Violence#Third Person#Outsider Perspective#Lance Whump#Hurt Lance#Torture#Galaxy Garrison#Politics#IcyPanther#icypantherwrites#fanfiction#fanfic#Raise a Glass
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DANCER (PT. 2)
GIF by poopifish
pairing: 90s!trey parker x f!stripper reader
summary: getting to know the strange blonde from the diner - part two
genre: fluff
word count: 1342
cw: reader is exotic dancer, she/her pronouns for reader, alcohol use, mention of brief alcoholism
author's note: i’m on vacation rn and seeing YUNGBLUD tomorrow eeeeeee!!!! but here’s the next part because i got bored and felt the need to supply the children.
part one can be found here!
“Hey..aren’t you?” The blonde in front of you started to ask. You raised an eyebrow, looking over at him as he continued. “The stripper?” He asked, his voice being loud enough that if there were any others in the diner, they would’ve definitely turned to look. You went back to your pancakes, shaking your head in response. “No. I know for a fact you’re the stripper who pushed me into my seat.”
You shook your head once more, as you continued to look down at your pancakes, picking them around your plate. “I stuck seven hundred dollars down your skirt!” He exclaimed as you quickly gagged on your bite of pancake.
Before you could open your mouth to speak, Joanne rounded the corner with a small bottle of vodka in hand, setting it down in front of you. “Is he bothering you hun? Because I can always shoo him and his friends away?” She asked, crossing her arms over her chest. The blonde dramatically gasped while looking up at her, “Would you really do that to me Joanne?” He asked.
He puckered his lips up to her, giving her a fake kiss as he had a small smile on his face. Joanne stared back with a blank expression on her face before nodding, “Yes. Yes I would.” Her answer caused you to give a small giggle in response, as his face dropped and he glanced over at you. “Do you think I’m bothering you?”
You thought for a moment before shrugging slightly, twirling your necklace in your fingers as you looked between them, turning your gaze back to the man, “If you keep asking what my profession is..then yes.” He gave you a small nod before turning his gaze back to Joanne before she shrugged and walked away.
“My name's Trey.” He introduced himself, his eyes staring into yours. He had a small line of eyeliner along the waterline, barely noticeable unless someone was actually putting time into looking. You felt a lump in your throat as he looked at you, “This is the part where you say your name. Unless you want me to call you Nightshade.”
You gave him a small glare before you spoke, “It’s Y/N.” You told him as you poured the small bottle of vodka into your juice, mixing it together with your straw, and taking a sip. The feeling of Trey’s eyes were still on you as you mixed your drink together, causing your mind to run around in circles.
“Well you know..” He got closer as his voice got softer, “You’re not bad to look at. Nice ass, and a nice set above to go with it? I wouldn’t mind a private showing.” You coughed slightly, spitting out a little bit of orange juice in the process before turning your gaze back to him, “That is not going to help you get into my pants if that’s your goal.”
His mouth dropped slightly as he looked down, “Sometimes that works.” He mumbled, probably not for you to hear, but you heard it anyway.
When you opened your mouth to say something, Joanne walked up, setting Trey’s food in front of the two of you, “Here you go sweetheart.” She told him, glancing at me before turning back to him, “Now remember Parker, you continue bothering this girl I’ll kick all three of you out.” She spoke, turning to point at Trey and then his two friends in the other booth.
He gave her a smile while giving her a look as if to say “who me?” before she walked away to greet some other customers as they walked in the door. Trey Parker…Trey Parker..TREY PARKER! The name rang in your head as you continued looking at him, “Holy shit you’re from BASEketball!”
The words from your mouth caused Trey to drop his fork against his plate with a loud clink, pausing him from shoveling the food into his mouth. “Uh..yeah. That’s me.” He let out a small sigh before you turned your gaze to the other two, “And they’re also from BASEketball.”
You tried to prevent yourself from letting out a giggle, but couldn’t help as it escaped your lips, causing Trey to look at you with an eyebrow raised. “Sorry. From your reaction do you not like?..” You asked, trailing off. He shook his head, taking another bite, “No no. Just..I have a show and I’ve done other movies as well so being recognized as the guy from BASEketball isn’t really my thing.”
“And being recognized as a stripper isn’t mine.” You countered back, causing him to nod, “Touche.”
He continued shoveling in his food as you tried not to watch, but couldn’t help yourself. “Whatareyoulookinat?” Trey asked, mouth full of food as he talked. You hid back a laugh, “I uh..I don’t really know.”
He chuckled before he swallowed his food and took a drink. “You said you had a show?” You asked, trying to make small talk as he didn’t seem like he would be moving from his spot in front of you anytime soon. He nodded, taking another bite before motioning to the dandelion of hair at the other table, “With him.”
You looked at the guy before looking towards Trey again, “What is it? If you don’t mind me asking.”
“South Park.” He answered. The show sounded familiar, probably one of the shows your ex-boyfriend watched, but it didn’t ring all the bells in your head. “You know? The little kids? They say things kids shouldn’t say?” He asked. You thought a little before shrugging, “I’m sorry I don’t..”
He shrugged back, “We only had a season. It’s alright. We’re still working on getting another one. Well technically Matt is, he’s better at the talking part than I am.” He explained to you, causing you to give a small nod before drinking from your glass.
He paused for a moment before looking back at you, “Do you wanna..come back to my place tonight? Well mine and Matt’s technically. We’re throwing a party and it would be cool if you were to come. Not to dance or anything but just to hang out. There’s gonna be alcohol, music, drugs, you name it it’s probably there.” He continued rambling on, before you interrupted. “It depends. Will I see more of your friend?” You asked, spinning your straw around your cup as you pointed over at Matt, who had been looking at you for the last five minutes.
Trey stiffened a little bit before shrugging, “Possibly. He sometimes disappears with a girl though so who knows.” He answered, causing you to nod. You got a hint of jealousy from his reaction but weren’t sure if he was actually jealous or if you were getting mixed signals about it.
You took a deep breath, thinking about going for a moment. It had been a while since you had gone out and had fun. Usually your nights are occupied by working mixed in with a little bit of heavy drinking on occasion. And I mean, you couldn’t really turn down the chance to free alcohol. You pried yourself away from picking around your pancake before turning your gaze back to Trey, “Sure. I’ll go.”
A smile rose onto Trey’s face before he turned to the other two guys, “Hey! She’s coming!” He announced to them as they both nodded, Matt still glancing over at you.
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When everyone finished their food, you followed the group of three outside. “So for an introduction, that one’s Dian, he doesn’t live with us he just hangs out on occasion, and that one’s Matt, he’s my roommate.” He introduced before turning to you, “And guys this is Y/N.”
“The stripper.” Matt spoke up, pointing at you before you spoke back and pointing at him, “The guy from BASEketball.” He quickly dropped his hand before looking at Trey who shrugged in response.
“Ready to go?” Trey asked, breaking the silence before they all started walking in a direction, with you following behind.
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Ortho - Wish Upon A Star
“What do you wish for, Yuu?
Ortho knew that technically Grim had used the Wishing Star accounted for him and Yuu by the headmage. And technically, Ortho wasn’t actually a Stargazer, so he really shouldn’t be gathering Wishing Stars without his brother. And technically all of the Wishing Stars should have been hung and accounted for on the tree two days ago.
But technically, the Wishing Star he had just given Yuu was technically for one student, who just so happened to have thrown it across the courtyard when Ortho and Idia (admittedly, more so Ortho) demanded he make a wish and hand over his Wishing Star. By that logic, Ortho was actually doing a good thing—making sure all the Wishing Stars were shining with wishes for the Starsending. It would be an atrocious waste if the Wishing Star never shone with a wish.
Crowley would be absolutely pleased by Ortho’s benevolent logic!
Yuu spun the dark Wishing Star between her fingers. Ortho was almost upset he hadn’t thought to help her design her own version of the Starsending robes like he and Idia had with his gear. It served a bigger purpose than just a fashion statement, but it was almost sad that the only festive piece Yuu had was a thin scarf with a starry pattern wrapped around her neck. She wasn’t an official Stargazer, but she had worked just as hard with Deuce to collect Wishing Stars.
“I gave my Wishing Star to Grim,” Yuu said. She extended the Wishing Star to Ortho. “Why don’t you use it for your wish instead?”
Ortho shook his head. Instead of taking the star back, he curled her fingers around it just tight enough to keep the sharper ends of the star from poking her. “I already made my wish where Trey and Deuce could hear it, so that counts! You haven’t had a chance to make any wish at all.”
Yuu’s mouth pursed, but she took back the Wishing Star without a fuss. She twirled it between her fingers again. Behind her, the other students on campus gathered around the Ancient Tree. Most of them stared up at the darkening sky with dubious expressions, but a few didn’t appear very concerned at all. They watched Deuce, Trey, and Idia get into their positions under the tree, Idia mostly hiding behind the large drum while Deuce and Trey stood on either side of him. Ortho would have to run across campus to the launch pad if he waited much longer, but he didn’t want to leave without Yuu’s Wishing Star.
“I wish...” Yuu paused. Her eyebrows came together like she was having a difficult time actually thinking of a wish. “Are you sure you don’t want to light it up with your wish? There’s not much I can think about wishing for.”
Ortho stubbornly shook his head. “What’s important to me is having Idia’s wish come true, and I have his Wishing Star right here.” Ortho patted the small compartment of his hip where he kept all the Wishing Stars. Once he reached the right altitude, he would release them into space. “No more stalling. Make a wish!”
Yuu’s mouth puckered more. She carefully cupped the star between her hands and lifted it to her face. Ortho knew it was probably a little rude of him to lean in closer to hear her whispered voice, but he wasn’t a saint. He really wanted to know what Yuu wished for.
“I wish...for everyone to find their happily ever after.”
The Wishing Star glowed brightly between her cupped fingers. She held it out to Ortho again, her face becoming a faint red. Ortho happily accepted her star and placed it securely in his hip compartment. He puffed out his chest and pumped one fist into the air. “I’m gonna make sure everyone’s wishes come true!”
The red tint in Yuu’s face darkened a bit more, but she smiled at his promise. She pumped her fist to hover next to his. “Show that storm it can’t stop us!”
Ortho giggled despite the angered thrum of thunder that challenged them. With a final wave, he took off across the campus to the sports field. He patted his hip compartment every few steps.
He was getting these Wishing Stars into the sky, and no whale of a cloud could stop him!
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Lily whimpered or moaned each time she felt Trey smack her ass, stinging jolts elicited by each slap that sent pleasure and pain delightfully through her body, in equal measure. She couldn’t say anything to his musing about ensuring her ass was red for him, given the panties in her mouth, but the way she quickly nodded told him almost as much about how she was enjoying it as her whimpers and moans were. When Trey followed up by taunting her about wanting him in her ass too, again all Lily could do was nod eagerly and make a muffled cry. He swiftly pushed his finger into her tight hole, making Lily gasp out in surprise and then moan lustfully, her puckered entrance clenching around his digit whilst her pussy did the same around his still-thrusting cock. Again, she nodded when Trey asked if she liked it, and whilst her sounds continued to be muffled thanks to her panties, they were loud enough amidst the blockage for Lily’s arousal and need to be entirely understood.
Trey swiftly began working his finger and cock in time with each other, prompting Lily to gasp and cry whilst shaking between him and the railing. When he tauntingly asked if she was going to cum, Lily quickly nodded and then dropped her head back when Trey picked up the pace, drilling her tight, soaked pussy with sharp and powerful thrusts whilst still fingering her ass with quick jolts. Lily also felt Trey’s balls slapping against her whilst he fucked, and she couldn’t help but look down briefly to drink in the sight of his cock moving in and out of her. However, when Trey began speaking again, Lily looked up to meet his eyes, her gaze filled with need and lust as he promised to fuck her as many times as he could over the holiday. Thoughts about that proved to be the cherry on top for Lily whilst she was fucked and fingered so powerfully still, with all the stimulation finally sending her over the edge in seconds. When she came, she came hard, a wave of pleasure crashing into her and permeated by a loud, muffled cry right before she clenched hard around Trey’s thrusting cock.
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A soft luster of sweat glistened on Trey's hairline as he continued to fuck into Lily at a bruising pace. The only break in that cadence was when he continued to smack her ass. "So fucking cute when that sexy little ass is nice and red for me." His cock throbbed at every little gasp and yip she made, spurring him on until the banister rattled in protest. Then she was leaning into his touch and he couldn't help but grin. "Oh you want me in that tight little hole too, hmm?" He continued to circle her puckered hole and then pushed his finger in, groaning at the way her pussy clenched around his cock. "You like that don't you, dirty girl?"
Trey slowed his pace, working his finger in sequence; pushing in as he pulled his cock out. "You like that, Little Flower? You going to come on my cock like the needy little slut you are and show me how much you like it?" He couldn't help but wonder if she'd thought about this, but in his confidence that thought immediately shifted to curiosity over whether she'd touched herself to thoughts of fucking him before or after she'd asked about this fake-dating arrangement. When his eyes locked on hers, Trey was only spurred on to pick up his pace once more. With his balls slapping her clit and his finger in her ass while he railed her, Trey smirked and half hoped that someone would walk through the door and see the beautiful blond fucked out with her panties in her mouth and large angry red handprints on her ass. Knowing his phone was in his pocket, he desperately wanted to reach back and record this so he could play it over and over. "I hope you know that I'm going to fill all these holes over and over until it's all you want every Christmas, Lily. Now be a good girl and come on my cock. I want that pussy milking me for every fucking drop."
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Broad City 5.03 Bitcoin & the Missing Girl
“A mysterious turn in the disappearance of the white woman from Queens. Authorities have discovered that she was the fifth employee of Soulstice Gym to go missing in the last four years. So police have re-opened those cases. She is being remembered tonight by friends and coworkers as a sweet, artistic cleaner with a heart of gold.”
#broad city#broadcityedit#d'arcy carden#paul w downs#trey pucker#gemma#abbi x trey#abbi x gemma#my gifs
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#broad city#abbi abrams#ilana wexler#trey pucker#broadcityedit#broad city 3x04#tvedit#comedyedit#sitcomedit#gif#gifs#abbi jacobson#ilana glazer#paul w downs
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Broad City S04E02
#broadcityedit#trey pucker#abbi abrams#broad city#paul w downs#broad city s4#broad city gif#gif#cs ts#402#mine#minebroadcity#i love trey so much#abbi x trey#trey x abbi
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“alright, momma–damn,” trey cursed with a clean mouth and swallowed food. he couldn’t lie…the bickering sustained him almost as much as her cooking. “i’m only a man, jai…a mere mortal. cut me some slack,” trey shrugged, continuing to pull the silly human card. “that’s just how i was raised too, y'know? my momma never touched garbage. ever. i’m sure you didn’t either back in the day,” he added, tempted to lick the plate clean. “nah…chill. i’m sorry,” he pursed his lips for kiss he knew wouldn’t come. “no, for real, though? it’s amazing that you’re preserving your grandmother’s memory through her food. i’ve always been fascinated with how these recipes came about, and how much of it is due to fuckin’ slavery.” he rolled his eyes.
it took a lot out of her not to immediately frown at the nickname. jaira wasn’t quite ready for it yet — swollen belly be damned — but allows it anyway, if only because nothing was worse to her than bae. “really? pulling the mortal card again?” she lifts an amused brow, sliding the now empty plate towards the middle of the table as while deliberately ignoring the puckered lips in her face. “hmph, back in the day. i’m sure my first husband was like that.” she retreated from the table at the apology, commenting offhandedly as she stood to carry trey’s plate to the kitchen — giving him a pointed look with the kind of expression on her face that read: is this allowed? “it is. plantations, migrations & such. i don’t remember a whole lot of her, though...or know them, for that matter. in case the food gets repetitive.” she pauses then, contemplative. “how long is your press tour?”
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Body by Trey - Training the Female Body
Broad City Starring Janet The Good Place
#Broad City#Trey#Darcy Carden#D'arcy carden#Janet#The Good Place#TGP#Trey Pucker#Paul W. Downs#Comedy Central
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Broad City S04E02 ‘Twaining Day’
#Broad City#TV series#S04E02#season 4#Trey Pucker#abbi abrams#Abbi Jacobson#quote#Twaining Day#Friends#Shania Twain#sports#Paul W. Downs
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