#tree twunk

[plorpoy]

Twink, hunk, twunk diagram but it's Enderman, Warden, Creaking in that order

[screwusernames27]

Ngl he came out looking GOOD. This one is def for the Yamato girlies out there

[mobblespsycho100]

the way i involuntarily yelled twink at the sight of kabru...

he kinda is so

[ID: Dungeon Meshi manga chapter 10 cover. Kabru and his party are at a restaurant. Kabru is most notably closest to the viewer and is winking. /End ID]

[phanfictioncatalogue]

2024 Era Masterlist

After the birthday stream (ao3) - trashcanfromgallifrey

Summary: The events that may have occured after Dan's birthday charity stream;) Starts of with fluff but ends up in a steamy hot shower

another day (ao3) - wearealldoomed

Summary: “It’s another day in the forever house. It’s been a day since uploading ‘We’re All Doomed’ to the channel that started it all. Dan Howell gets to live another day.”

Backyard Bliss (ao3) - milfbilvy

Summary: Dan and Phil spend some time in the backyard of the phouse, enjoying some quality time together under the shade of their beloved cherry tree.

bragging rights (ao3) - wednesday_ukiru

Summary: A hot doctor sits down next to Phil as he’s coming off anesthesia.

from emo to angel(ao3) - starlightphil (adreaminthedark)

Summary: “Oh my god you did it. Crisis twink era.” “Isn’t it my crisis twunk era at this point? You did a whole thing where you claimed I went through twink death, remember?”

Phil surprises Dan with a new hair color.

look how (the stars) shine for you (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: Two boys looking at the night sky together, 14 years apart.

Lost In Thought (ao3) - microwaveoven

Summary: Based on that one part in pizza mukbang 2 where DNP talk about why the hiatus started and how Phil felt lost for a while

northern lights (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan and Phil watch the northern lights together.

oh, baby, seasons change (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: anon prompt: dnp sharing a bed in 2010 x them sharing a bed now :3

there is bedsharing in this fic, but more of the fic is spent discussing dan's laundry than spent in bed

[orange heart emoji] (ao3) - natigail

Summary: WE'RE ALL DOOMED finds its home on YouTube and Dan breaks the whole phandom with one single emoji. It's okay. If Phil can be earnest, then so can Dan.

Phlonde (ao3) - greyskysss

Summary: Phil gets his hair dyed. Thats the fic

phlondes do it better (ao3) - wearealldoomed

Summary: The day has come around quicker than Phil had anticipated.

The day where Phil dips his toes back into the waters of dyeing his hair after months of letting his natural hair colour grow back through.

The day where Phil goes platinum blonde without confronting Dan about it first.

phlondes have more fun (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: The morning after the Phlondening of 2024.

rat and relaxation time (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan and Phil wake up on the first day of their holiday.

routine (ao3) - qrovers

Summary: The scene is as follows: The dining room is empty except for Dan, who sits in front of his computer about to upload We’re All Doomed. There is the lingering smell of fries and dips. Dan is in his pajamas, the Minecraft ones Phil always manages to hog. By the side of his desk, a full cup of cocoa has since lost its steam. It’s also from Phil. “To relax you,” he said.

Dan knows he just made two by accident.

slumber party (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan never has been able to resist Phil’s spontaneous ideas, like having a slumber party in their lounge after filming a gaming video. Especially since it means getting to appreciate Phil in those red silk pyjamas.

(Set right after filming the DAPG video, “Getting Deep at the Slumber Party.")

Stir Fry (ao3) - ottertrashpalace

Summary: Dan never cooks unless he's feeling guilty. Phil waits.

two wolves (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: They're in the middle of a meeting, and Phil seems to be trying to tell him something. But what?

(or, Dan accidentally wears a certain novelty wolf t-shirt to an online meeting with their tour team.)

We’re All Gay (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: On some fuckass Tuesday in April 2024, Dan Howell dropped “gay” on the phandom.

you and me (that's all we need it to be) (ao3) - bunnyslipper

Summary: 🧡

[goblin-king5566]

no because Minecraft is so wild, you stop playing because your busy and then look back and theirs a gajilian updates, what do you mean there's like hundreds of cool ass wood what do you mean ore looks real now- what do you MEAN there's a cool tree twunk who's fr in a polycue with the warden and enderman WHAT DO YOU MEAN HIS EYES FR GLOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN??????

[ninja-confession-go]

screw the people that scream Lloyd isn't a twink and make him cole levels of buff

Now Lloyd isn't a twink

But he's at least a twunk

Look at that boy doing handsprings off trees in that jungle season and being a little gymnastics guy. I personally see him as being more lean than outright muscled ig, like obviously he looks strong and had good muscle, but not Cole levels if it.

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[mx-jester]

Tree twunk

Im quite frankly obsessed with the new mincraft mob The Creaking and his silly biome (yes he has top surgery scars I though it would look nice with the wood color contrast)

[wilds-ponytail]

breaking news:

twunk breaks tree trunk

[gauzeforconcern]

i dont even play minecraft nowadays but i want to kiss that tree twunk

[itsdeathofabachelor]

Remember the post I made about Jotaro being the same level of fucked up as Kakyoin but in different ways? I think I need to give examples because I have a very distinct thing in my brain I need all of you people to grasp to some extent here.

Jotaro is fucking huge. Ginormous for no reason considering he very likely hadn’t had the time to work out in between beating the shit out of local gang members, dashing and dining, and being a bitch to his mother. But because he hasn’t really been in a setting with a bunch of people with similar physiques as him, he has no idea how to act outside of being ‘cool’. Like, he sees no point in flaunting how he looks so he doesn’t, unlike with someone who, say, worked at their body image for months.

So I am being dead serious when I say Holly didn’t make him a school lunch one time (she had such a bad flu bug she couldn’t get out of bed) Jotaro skips all of his classes, entire day ruined. He goes out to the convenience store, red faced, puffy eyed, and shoves a packet of donuts down his shirt. No one even fucking notices. He eats all of them and cries, it’s so fucking funny.

I should probably mention, Kakyoin is one hundred percent the only one who Jotaro could give less of a shit seeing him do this. So he’s there, gingerly explaining the breeding cycles of salmon and trout in hopes of engaging Jotaro’s autism enough so he doesn’t choke and fucking die around the three donuts he shoved in his mouth.

So, six foot five, bulging muscles, could pop a can of tomatoes open if he put it in between his thighs and squeezed slightly, having a breakdown under a tree somewhere in a national park, defeated. A red haired, twitchy twunk drawing with a stick in the ground saying some shit like, ‘you can tell it’s a type of mammal because of its fin bones, even if it’s exclusively in the water now— please slow down Jojo I really don’t want you to throw up again’.

No, like, he’s a mess all the time but would rather die than be around literally anyone when he has that ‘calm before the storm’ meltdown feeling. So he just sort of shows up at Kakyoin’s doorstep like a stray and lays on his bedroom floor for three hours. Sometimes he falls asleep and Kakyoin uses him as a backrest because he always chooses to be face first directly in front of his Atari and Kakyoin wants to play his games.

Kakyoin’s mother one hundred percent thinks Jotaro is some dangerous delinquent who is going to put her son into a grave, life or death peer pressure situation until she sees Jotaro being dragged out of the house by his ankles with an out of breath Kakyoin carting both their bags under one arm, Jotaro’s coat over one shoulder, and Jotaro’s foot in both his hands. Like, ‘We have a math test. I need good grades. I am not explaining to Miss Holly why you have to retake highschool’.

And Jotaro’s completely limp, like three hundred fucking pounds of pure muscle, wearing a tank top, face down with his hat brim dragging on the floor. He looks fucking dead. He looks like a dead fucking rat. And Kakyoin’s mother no longer has nearly as many worries about Jotaro but also is forever cursed with the knowledge that, even if she were to gossip to her book club about it, they would never believe her.

Also, she’s seen Jotaro cry three separate times on the kitchen floor as Kakyoin makes his grilled cheese in the shapes of dolphins because his favourite cereal changed their packaging or Sadao calls and he’s just losing it in a puddle of tears. He never mentions it again and literally goes back to normal like nothing had happened.

He could beat the shit out of a whole biker gang, spear and set their leader on fire, all stoic and angry and totally badass. Everything falls into place with perfectly timed catchphrases and comebacks, but he’ll still be at Kakyoin’s house, twenty minutes later, face down infront of his Atari. And Kakyoin will use him as a back rest to play his games.

[13x02]

forums online where people discuss experiences about this random guy coming to save them from oncoming traffic, he helped them get their cat down a tree, maybe he barely lifted a finger taking down a mugger, etc.

the descriptions all come down to some random twink/twunk (no one agrees) in plaid usually with a sweet smile helping them then comparing himself to a jedi or some random hero. they're all pretty sure he keeps making jokes he's mark from invincible.

he's a slowly growing cryptid online. cited to help people the most in kansas.

lil hc idea with @deathlnthevalley (:

[arsenalgbt]

ben + baby ethan drabble part 3!

summary: it's ethan's second birthday!

Last year, Dad insisted on taking a Polaroid picture of him holding Ethan as his baby was instructed to blow his ‘1’ candle. Ethan did, spraying spit everywhere, and today, on his second birthday, he blows his ‘2’ candle with less spit and Ben is next to him and Dad uses the same Polaroid camera to take their picture.

It’s their tradition now, Ben decides.

“Handsome birthday lad!” Dad gushes, handing over the camera to Ben as Mum shakes the Polaroid. “Come give Pops a kiss.”

“Kiss, kiss,” Ethan shrieks, bouncing in place, short arms reaching for his Pops. “Mwah!”

“Did you get it?” Mum asks, and Ben nods, giggling, lowering the camera.

Dad and Mum’s birthday presents are a mini version of Ben’s Mercedes G-Class SUV and £200 to be put into Ethan’s future bank account (they gave him £100 last year.) Ben’s is a replica of a construction helmet Bob the Builder wears, and Ethan refuses to take it off the whole day.

Théa, Tara, and Tomás crafted a handmade birthday card with a stick figure illustration by Tara (but the hair was exclusively drawn by Théa.) Kieran and Leo planted a tree in a Borneo rainforest under Ethan’s name, and Declan and Kai gifted an annual membership to the London aquarium and the London zoo.

They eat the strawberry cheesecake with tea. Ethan feeds Ben minuscule bite after bite, and Dad pretends to be jealous. To compensate, Ethan sits in his lap as they watch baby animals documentaries. 

+

Ben goes to the IT department’s floor, which is not located in a sad little basement as what pop culture depicts in the media. In fact, it’s very sunny. Quiet, though, at least that much is true.

“Hi,” Ben greets a blonde, well-built lad with an arm tattoo. He’s the only one not wearing headphones. “Morning. Is Willo in?”

“Oh, hiya,” the lad says, smiling. “Morning. Willo called in sick today, so, no.” He nods his head towards what is probably Willo’s desk. It has very minimal trinkets. There are actually little figurines of a lion and other wild animals around his desktop, though.

“Do you want to leave a message for him?”

“I’ll just send him an email,” Ben says, chuckling, remembering their chance encounter at the zoo. The hot twunk is not a liar, then. “Sorry, what’s his work email address?”

To: w.saliba@joy.co.uk

From: b.white@joy.co.uk

Subject: Cake from Ethan

Dear Willo,

Stopped by your dept, but you’re not in today. Hope you’ll feel better soon. 

It was Ethan’s birthday yesterday, and I had some cake for you. Will you be in tomorrow? Let me know.

Best wishes,

Ben

[lord-heirop]

Twinks are like the first evolution of a very weird Pokemon evolution tree

Twink->Twunk(if strength stat is higher than defence stat)->Hunk

Twink-> Otter(if def stat is higher than str)->bear

If you give a Twunk a dusk stone it evolves into a jock instead of a hunk

If you give a Twunk a day stone it evolves into a himbo instead

If you give a Twink leather gear it evolves into a leather daddy

[makerofmadness]

funny story: my Gingerbrave plushie got stained today 'Cus someone spilled their drink on him and he's not entirely clean but an irl friend helped me clean him. But even after leaving him above an air conditioner for hours he wasn't clean so I had to use my hair dryer on him but I only have this weird brush hair dryer with me (school trip thing I'm on for a week, my mom said just to bring the one and that the hotels would provide a normal dryer... this specific hotel does not) so it's not ideal but.

the thing is that to check if he was still holding onto water on the inside she had to just slam him into her bed repeatedly. Beating up this poor soggy child. Eventually we got to the point where he was only a bit damp. So yeah I kept being sad seeing my precious son getting beaten in this way but such is life.

said friend is not a cookie run person and recently I've taken to showing her the characters and asking for her evaluations based on appearance and small bits of information and so far the takes that have stuck out the most in my mind (note: paraphrased/not quoted exactly 'cus I'm going off memory from yesterday and early this morning):

*Pure Vanilla Cookie: "Cottagecore gay that wanted to be a cottagecore lesbian but was too gay for that"

*Latte and Almond as a lavender couple

*Butterbear and Eggnog as two older gays that take a small gay child/Habanero under their wing at a pride parade

*Dark Choco: "the token straight who is insecure about it"

*Scorpion is Gaslight, Lilac is Gatekeep, Centipede is Girlboss

*Hydrangea and Lotus are crushing for each other

*Espresso is "a twink who wishes he were a twunk"

*Millennial Tree would not care for "gender" and "sexuality"

*Churro would be down to bang the literal actual west virginia mothman (and for those who have known me for a while and know my jokes; no I do not mean the miraculous character this time I just actually mean the moth man)

*Adventurer would be bI and in love with Rye (to make it clear in case I didn't make it obvious before; she is entirely going off of the vibes she gets looking at the characters and what little information I am giving her. But she did not change her stance when I said that Adventurer and Rye to my knowledge don't know each other)

*Poison Mushroom does or would want to do LSD (she was very adamant on this)

*Madeleine is a "femboy himbo"

Uh stay tuned for more god-tier takes

[rlainarin]

Reasons to Vote for My Boy, Angharad Brosca

Is it not enough, I ask, for a dwarf to be gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide? For that dwarf to be, at five feet even, in fact the Tallest Dwarf? For that tall twunk to have luscious auburn curls that he takes pride in, even growing up in such dire poverty that selling your teeth and hair is normal?

In a discussion of the worst things your OC did, Angharad's greatest sin was having a racist arrested to frighten her.

He met his future husband by having a knife fight and convincing him to change sides while homoerotically straddling him.

Due to his deep love of 'anywhere that isn't a cave', this man will see a plant and eat it without even asking. He has had poison ivy removed from his actual mouth. People play a game with him called 'Will the dwarf eat it?'

The dwarf will eat it.

He has deep anxiety about permitting himself luxuries, but makes an exception for coffee because having ADHD in high fantasy can be rough. Everyone who knows him is terrified that he drinks coffee to calm down.

Testimonials:

"Gayer than you" - @knightofcrows

"Great if you're into being gently topped by a side of beef" - @aubergion

"That's gay" - irl friend I showed art of him to

@original-character-championship

[grinwolfe]

Me and my bf have decided on the twink family tree:

Twink - everyone knows what a Twink is

Twank- a cowboy twink

Twonk - derp + twink

Twunk - a hunk twink

And

Twenk - a twink penguin.