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we're all familiar with throwing money at a problem until it fixes it, but this asshat is the only individual i've seen take something with good design that is functioning really well...
and then throw billions of dollars at it until it's ruined
not just twitter either, if you look at all the things that are wrong with the cyber truck, its mostly stuff the auto industry has spent the last hundred years figuring out, like how to run wiring through the frame but still be able to go through a car wash, that safety glass is the best kind of glass for car windows, or why you shouldn't glue your car together.
and Tesla was the leader of the electric car world until he bought the company from the smart people who actually invented the tesla vehicles ... now the E.V. market is trending downward - unless you remove tesla's cars from the data
not to mention the way NASA has been perfecting space travel for like 65 years but this jerkoff insists on spending billions to do it worse himself
he's gonna do it with Neuralink too, mark my words - it was a great tech development. I've been following the progress for years and years. It was medical tech, before he got a hold of it they had progressed it to a point where a person who was so paralyzed they couldn't even move their mouth to talk, could, with the chip implant, move a mouse cursor on a computer, meaning instead of lying in bed locked in their body with no way to communicate or recreate, now they could talk to people and play games and surf the web etc. I think that is both super cool and pretty important. But what he does is he buys a developing tech after someone else has done the decades of work making it viable, then he ignores everything they know about it and runs it into the ground. Of course he doesn't give a shit about the paralyzed people, he'll try to make it the "next big thing", ruin it, and then blame the people who tried to tell him he was ruining it.
I've been saying he's a mean dumbass since he interfered with the rescue of those kids in the cave in Thailand in 2018 and then said the rescue diver who actually saved them all only did it because he was a pedophile (twice! on twitter to his, at the time, 22 million followers) which of course was totally baseless.
I'm so glad that the rest of the world is starting to see him for who he is. He's incredibly stupid, and also an asshole.
and before anyone brings up him being on the spectrum (because i hear that defense of him sometimes?) let me just say, that's just something he decided for himself without any professional input from any kind of doctor or therapist, and since he has shown himself to be both an idiot and a liar, i don't believe him for a second, but even if it was true, A: a person can be both autistic and a horrible person, those are separate things, and B: none of the reasons i hate him have anything to do with characteristics he may or may not have in common with autistic people.
fuck that guy in particular
elon musk buying twitter and publicly embarrassing himself is a net positive because finally people believe us when we say he is not that smart. so many videos criticizing him before his takeover always had to add the disclaimer 'sure, he's a smart guy, but-' and now you don't.
not that you ever had to but god its so much funnier when people try to argue that hes smart now
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just finished annihilation and i think part of why i love it so much is because the environment is so rich you can smell it. the moldering tower, the soaking cypresses, the layers of disintegrating corpses -- can't you feel the rot in your nose already? the earthiness of it? doesn't the wet scent of mildew rise quick and unbidden from your memory? aren't you there already, halfway into the muck yourself? with that smell on your mind idle thoughts walk you transfigured alongside the biologist, consumed, subsumed, already a denizen of area x but her journey only halfway to completion. only time sits between flesh and compost, really, and decomposition is just a transferal of life -- the biologist knows this; the biologist awaits this. and, with that smell of end-mold already conjured, it's quite difficult to think of area x as any further away than your own backyard; of the biologist's fate as particularly alien to any of our own.
#this book smells just like this bayou my fifth grade class kayaked down for a field trip#all these kids floating down narrow passageways with overhanging trees and spanish moss on either side#we paddled out to this place where the trees draw back and it's all water and tall grass. big blue skies eating up your peripheral vision#in these reedy shallows we stopped for lunch and threw globs of mud at each other#thigh-deep and bare-footed in dark waters scooping up handfuls of the stinking stuff from the muck beneath your feet#chucking them gritty and dripping at giggling classmates#and once it's time to climb silt-sticky back into your little boats the sludge clings to your feet#and only with the greatest reluctance lets itself be sloughed off#but that earthy mildewy mudscent. it sticks and does not let go#annihilation
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Looking through Tastes of Thedas and I found this little tid bit.
I just love the implication that Cullen looks like such shit sometimes that random Fereldans (and/or possibly the chef) will just drop jars of pickled eggs off in his office, no questions asked. They don't know what's wrong with him but HEY. Pickled Eggs should fix it.
And Cullen doesn't even blink twice, he just pops that bad boy open and shoves the eggs into his mouth like a chipmunk.
#cullen romance#dragon age inquisition#dragon age tastes of thedas#commander cullen#dragon age#I know his breath stinks after oh my god#Eury coming in with her tree bark and her teas and finding him with his mouth full of egg#she ain't kissing him until he goes and rinses his mouth out
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Saw the 'Moody' in Porter's new video title. And all I gotta say if I was Treasure:
"Am I in a lesbian relationship right now? 'Cause you're acting like a bitch."
#monotony's rambling#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#listen man#porter can go save a helpless kitten stuck on a tree for all i care#i'm not gonna stop giving him the stink eye jksdnksf#porter is giving me that quote with the leopard quote mmhmm
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Voltron cats……….drawn on magma
#voltron#shiro#hunk#Lance#pidge#Keith#I’m not putting every tag of them#voltron paladins#sockdooe’s art#I thought about them being cats for an hour and then tried to draw them#help#I think they would be so cute#allura is their caretaker aka owner#she just has all these cats#pidge is the favorite meaning she gets groomed the most by the other cats#so when allura picks her up she’s MOIST#she also gets the most baths out of everyone else despite hating them just because of how much she stinks from a their breaths#Lance will just play in the bathtub until allura gives him one#hunk is the sweetest and the best when it comes to cuteness agression#he is often used as a cry pillow#lance is too dam social for his own good#he loves people so much he almost got stolen#(by rolo and nyma but hunk distrusted them so much that he literally ran after them)#Shiro is the most respected and given the most cat gifts#Keith doesn’t like people at all and will hide in the cat tree#Keith and Lance have cat fights like all the time#Shiro doesn’t have his right arm(?) but he still uses it to ‘smack’ and it still works#(if you’ve seen the video I’m talking about you know exactly)#idk just silly little cats#oh and hunk is really distrustful of people to the point where there is a ‘hunk sniff test’ and if he hisses u will not be staying
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im still kind of mad ponderosa pines actually smell like butterscotch. i got the bog stink pines back home
#qnd i love my bog stink but like#colorado doesn't even fucking seem real#oh sure you have beautiful rocks erupting from the high desert in a place you named garden of the gods#while your pine trees smell like butterscotch.#fuck off.
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If I had a gun I would have shot at least at 2 motorists who pissed me off this week.
#one was some asshole who speeded and drove several times in a circle right in front of my block#the other was an asshole on these small motorcycle things that stink like the devils farts who had the nerve to drive past me on my walk#on a route which I take to AVOID having to breathe car exhaust#that piece of shit also drove on the path I take through that foresty area which I think is even prohibited#I then dragged tree branches that weren't too heavy for me on the path in hope that it would block the way in case he comes back#did that in like... idk 4 or 5 different sections of the route lol
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Assets used for Skylanders Trap Team's Life Skylanders Polaroids (skylanders.com, 2013/2014) (pt3)
#not art#skylanders#skylanders website#skylanders trap team#skylanders swap force#zook#zoo lou#tree rex#grilla dilla#stink bomb#bushwhack#tuff luck#bumwhack spotted#polaroid icons
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My family apparently neglected to tell me that we had tree guys coming to take down the massive tree of heaven in the backyard so I woke up to the sound of several chainsaws and a MASSIVE woodchipper immediately outside my window. So that was fun
#TacTalks#it'll be nice to have the stupid 100+ ft tall Injurious Weed out of the backyard tho. No more Stink Tree
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the moment a european tiktoker opens their mouth about the us or americans i just know they’re gonna say the wildest shit i’ve ever heard in my life and be so confident in their inaccuracy
#or what social media shows them#i have yet to see a european with a good take on the us#out here acting like their shit dont stink too#jesus christ#just heard the wackiest shit about colonialism#‘everyone colonized everyone’#yES BUT YOUR COUNTRY AND THE MAJORITY OF YOUR CONTINENT IS STILL BENEFITING#FROM THE SYSTEMS OF IMPERALISM THAT THOSE NATIONS PUT IN PLACE#losing my goddamn mind over this shit#acting like america is the only one still with colonies jfc#our shit absolutely reeks but take the damn tree out of ur eye#it was literally a reply to a comment talking about how people of color have horrible experiences in italy#good lord the world is so braindead#at the risk of sounding arrogant: being smart is a fucking curse
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what are the odds i take my allergy meds and walk to the park today
#my body needs to MOVE#and the trees have blossomed and STINK#the only part of 2020 i romanticize is how many walks i took. i miss her#shouting into the void here
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Brooke is TOO precious for this world!! ☺️
#one tree hill#one tree hill rewatch#mugi watches one tree hill#oth#oth rewatch#brucas#brooke davis#lucas scott#and I don’t even care much for brucas but this was TOO stinking cute!!
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invasive shit LOVES to set up shop in pennsylvania
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hey axe, fuck you for making one piece body sprays! I get it... trying to heal the world of stinky nerds... but what will happen to all the rank armpits I'm gonna want to smell? y'all are ruining my life.
#these dudes arent gonna shower#theyre just gonna spray ur spray over their stink#and listen#i hate body sprays#i hate fake scents so much#they smell like chemical hell and i hate it#i want the natural stank#my shower stuff is just.....#irish spring 3n1 and tea tree shampoo....#i just smell clean#and like cigarettes#give me a man that showers with nothing but an unscented bar of soap
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UURGGHH i wish I could get outdoors like ppl say to do but I live in one of the nastiest cities in the US and there’s no forests or trees and everyone on the streets is annoying 😵💫
#I wanna take a walk in some field !! where’s there trees and dappled light !!!#smh#pers#my city stinks
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