#trashbag the cat

[drferox]

What The Stranger happened to my cat

[sporesgalaxy]

lunchbreak doodles. save me Aliyahs Interlude Nami AMVs that exist only in my brain

[citrine-elephant]

leon s kennedy.

it's after he's returned back from a mission. one on the easier side, but still heart-pumping enough that he's on edge.

and he's exhausted. he's gotten so little sleep before he was sent off into combat and he's sure as hell got none now.

all it takes is one little thing and he's off.

chaos. screaming. shit's knocked over. hunnigan is parting the seas of suits to find him.

and in the farthest corner at the bottom of the stairwell is poor leon pressed into the corner, staring up at hunnigan with terrified eyes.

a plastic bag, discarded with other office junk, got stuck to the back of his shirt. the noise scared him.

and that's how they found out he was suffering from a head injury that no one bothered to check

inspiration: my fucking cat

[rsenak]

Oh. Okay. (it got worse)

[fooltofancy]

ooooh i don't wanna do anything todaaaaaaaaaay

[uwooyoungs]

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[cloudywithachanceofsephiroth]

The dog and his favorite toy #7

[navvigating]

i leave for two week family trip tomorrow so im speedrunning all the boring shit i have to do so i can get back to playing fo4 for the rest of the day

[fandomtrashbag]

Oh having a cat is fucking lovely my boy my boy he is a gremlin he will eat a buncha roaches for funsie wunsies and then nap for 5 hours like a log and then wake up and immediately choose violence and scream at me for food

I love him???

[chuluoyi]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 . . . 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ! — masterlist

you are the picture-perfect empress of eastern empire… until your husband the emperor, zen’in naoya, demands a divorce! but you won’t take this lying down . . .

genre: 18+ suggestive content—minors do not interact!—kinda ooc, slowburn, angst to eventual fluff, marriage of convenience, heavy pining, mentions of infidelity, infertility, misogyny, pregnancy, explicit smut, childbirth, curses

note: inspired by and taking some elements of manhwa remarried empress

more: emperor gojo | emperor naoya | official fanart | ko-fi

status: completed

:: 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ::

001 — 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 ! in which your husband suddenly casts you aside for his expecting mistress… but you won't be dethroned just like that, because the newly coronated western emperor, gojo satoru, sets his sights on you! and thus your revenge against your ex-husband begins...

002 — 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒 ! in the wake of your scandalous divorce, you fall into the arms of emperor gojo satoru. for a while, you believe you have found love… until it becomes clear that your new husband is scheming behind your back! love, marriage, divorce… are you doomed to go through this path the second time?

003 — 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐄 ! the path of love is never easy for you, be it now or back then. love, pain, betrayal and tragedy — you have been through them all. after all is said and done, you just want one chance at happiness. so will your second marriage be what you always want it to be, or will it be one last heartbreak you have to go through?

:: 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ::

you — empress of eastern empire. formerly a noble lady from an acclaimed clan and then made a crown princess of eastern empire to marry your childhood friend, naoya

gojo satoru — emperor of western empire. previously known as the "cursed prince" for being blind during a period of his childhood. for the longest time, he has been in love with you

zen'in naoya — emperor of eastern empire. your first love, crown prince naoya, wasn't the spiteful emperor who divorces you during the 5th year of your marriage, but the throne seems to shape his ambitions the longer he sits there. has he loved you all this time, you ask? dunno, only he knows

hanabi — naoya's mistress. your head maidservant ever since your marriage to naoya, she is actually compliant and doesn't seem to hold any malice against you. she bears his child, and elevated to the rank of royal consort

geto suguru — the duke. a neat and proper person, emperor gojo's peer, confidant and voice of reason. gojo claims he names his messenger cat (sugu-chan) after him out of love and respect

ieiri shoko — the countess. shoko, geto and gojo went to the imperial academy together, which is why she's so casual around both of them. after marrying gojo, she becomes your lady-in-waiting

:: 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐒 ::

prequel: how sugu-chan the cat came to be

empress confronting hanabi (takes place in all hail the empress)

duke geto and the empress’ paintings: part 1 | part 2 | part 3

the empress’ dress visuals

behind the scenes: untold tales

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[drferox]

Apparently sitting next to my laptop while I edit videos is his happy place

[nonranghaes]

"your friends are looking for you, my love." you speak out loud after you've closed the door behind you, watching as the black cat curled up on your bed lifts his head. "soonyoung asked when we finally got a cat, by the way."

the cat just yawns at you at first, curling back up before immediately rousing again once his phone goes off. with another yawn, you listen to the sounds of wonwoo shifting back to human form as you go about your own business emptying your bag. you look up to see him stretch, reaching for his phone as he scratches at his neck. his spine pops as he straightens up, bones likely aching a little from the change. you can hear the sound of him typing out a message before throwing the phone back onto the mattress, turning over onto his side as he watches you.

"long day?" you're changing into your pajamas now. wonwoo just lets out a sigh and then something incoherent to you while you're trying to get your shirt on. all it takes is another look at him to know he's still half-asleep. "i told him your name is trashbag, by the way."

he just chuckles as he opens his arms to you. he leans against you once you come closer, pressing a tiny kiss against your clothes chest now. "are you tired?"

"mhm. gonna take a cat nap before we go out for dinner." you've already turned on an alarm for it the moment you got home. so you crawl into bed beside him, listening as he shifts back to cat form while you're curling up under the blankets. you'll never understand what makes that form more comfortable for sleeping in... but you trust wonwoo's judgment.

"love you, trashbag," you kiss the top of his head after he curls up next to you, right between the ears. and smile to yourself as he starts purring as loud as he can.

[yanderefarm]

smth abt gentle parenting the yans is just. so fucking funny to me

it really is so funny this bunch of traumatized grown men getting coaxed through their feelings.

darling: maybe instead of saying that we want to be beaten until we feel like we're dying we could use our words to express our feelings.

achilles: ..... i feel like.... i want to be almost dead?

darling: ok. but what if we don't use the d word?

achilles: ......

darling: maybe what we really want is something to take our mind off our troubles?

achilles: and to be tortured to almost not alive.

--

darling: wait wait wait! lets remember our critical thinking skills!! if we stab that man what's going to happen?

ares: he'll die :)

darling: right and.... dying is bad.. right?

ares: not always.

darling: ok lets practice our empa-

ares: already stabbing

--

darling: ok, dear i know you're feeling angry and it's ok to feel angry! but let's remember our little song.

darling: locking our husband in our room is bad for you! ♪

emil: locking your husband in our room is good for you~♪

darling: noooo. let's try a- HEY WAIT DONT WALK AWAY

--

darling: lets think about this. god made cookies, right?

nephite: mhm.

darling: and god made rainbows.

nephite: mhm.

darling: so a rainbow cookie is not the work of satan.

nephite: but the pastor said the devil stole rainbows and turned them into the sin of pride and lust!!!!

darling: .....

also unrelated i regularly tell my cat to use his critical thinking skills. he'll start begging for food bc im holding a bag that crinkled and im like "trashbag lets use our critical thinking skills buddy."

[dragonplated]

fuckin cats man

i love him, truly but he is DESPERATE to convince me to let him eat the moldy leftovers i just put into the trashbag and i'm like "no asparagus you can't eat this" and he starts crying like "parent PLEASE" and i'm like "NO aparagus" and i turn around to pick up more things to put into the trashbag and turn around and he's GOT HIS HEAD IN THE BAG

idiot

[avonne-writes]

Wonderful kitty Gale meme from @trashbag-baby666

John's cat would sooner shoot a gun than John himself...

[kkenma666]

(리노) lee know.. meow?

a meow distracted you from your daily smoke. you looked down from your balcony to see a cat seemingly trapped inside a box.

you threw your cigarette and stomped on it, trying to dust yourself off of the cigarette smell as you headed down the stairs.

you reached the source of the meowing, closing your nose as a nasty stink hit your nose. you noticed the trash surrounding the noisy box and quickly got to work.

you pushed away some trashbags and pulled the box towards yourself.

you were surprised to see a wet shivering cat inside the wet box.

you quickly scooped the cat up in your arms, uncaring how its fur soaked your shirt and ran back into your house.

you wrapped the kitty inside some random towel you found laying around and tried your best to keep it warm.

" wait here alright? i'm going to go buy you something to eat. "

and off you go, rushing to the nearby convenience store to buy a tiny packet of cat food and some wet food also because why not?

but what you didn't expect was some hot guy wrapped only in the towel you gave the kitty earlier. his god figure and milky white skin may have made you drool a bit.

but your senses finally came to you as you realized that there was a random smoking hot guy in your house.

" oh, you're back? what do you have in your hand there? smells delicious.. " said guy got up, the loose towel threatening to fall of any second now.

" who.. who are you?! where's that kitty earlier! " you held your hands up in front of your face as self defense, only for that guys to hold you wrist.

" kitty? how cute.. now give me some of that, i'm starving. " he only brushed you off as he tried to grab the treats inside the plastic bag.

unfortunately for him, you hid the treats behind your back and took a couple steps back. " get back dude! who are you and how are you in my house?! "

he tsked while rolling his eyes. " humans.. always so stupid. " you started at him in confusion. is this guy not a human..?

" i'm that cat you took earlier dummy, remember? i was calling for help in that stinky box and you aid me! "

you stared at him as if he was insane, which he definitely was. " what. i took in a cat. a feline. a kitty. not a grown ass man. "

a loud grunt left his mouth as tapped his foot. " listen how about i just show you? "

before you could ask, in the blink of an eye, the man turned into.. cat from earlier?

a loud thud shocked the cat as he saw your body hit the floor.

a grunt left your lips as you held your head in your hands. " what the hell.. " you muttered to yourself, wondering if that was all a dream.

but why does your chest feel heavier than normal? in fact why does the bed feel heavier than normal?

you looked down to see the guy from your dream resting on your chest, his eyes closed.

you wanted to get up and scream but couldn't find the energy to do so and from how heavy this guy is.

" finally awake? " the guy mumbled, his voice rumbling in your chest.

" was.. was it all not a dream..? " you asked him to which he rolled his eyes to. " of course dummy, or else i wouldn't be here."

you blinked before finally pushing him off of you.

" so now what? i was planning to adopt you before but now.. " you trailed off.

" i wouldn't use the word adopt but so what? just do it. most cats here are just like me. it won't change anything anyways. " he replied, slowly pursuing to adopt him.

you started at him for a second and just now noticed how handsome he was.. stop it yn! that's a goddamn cat in front of you!

" i-i guess.. sure yeah whatever! i don't think anything can phase me anymore! what's next? a dog that's actually a man is just gonna pop up at my front door? "

he scowled at you, the mention of the word dog making his whole face turn sour. " don't even think about getting a dog in here. "

he smiled before jumping onto you, tackling you down in a hug. " i have a name by the way, it's minho. so don't even think of giving me some stupid name. "