#trapped in a loveless marriage

[reluctantjoe]

"My instinct is, is to say Ivo gets one point, but then, I remember Jenny blowing on the corner of a curtain. I'm going to give them both one point." "You're going to give Jenny fewer points than Kiell?"

Kiell Smith-Bynoe on TASKMASTER (2015-) | 15.02: Trapped in a Loveless Marriage

[ragpicker-and-poet]

For his prize task Frankie essentially made a Tumblr post.

[zer0point5ive]

adam lawrence pre trap au is a little compelling to me i must say. stuck up doctorguy lawrence gordon md, certified repressed homosexual who cheats on his wife, angryyetapatheticbutmostlyjustpathetic adam, cat lover, not a vet (sad), rocky relationship with his mother, worse relationship with his father and makes his living following people around with a camera, meet and either despise or are charmed by one another immediately. either way they get jiggy with it and lawrence winds up divorced with a chainsmoking twink in his bed six nights out of seven

[jellydragons]

May the whole sky fall, may it all come down, waste it all for the truth, for the fool in her wedding gown

[nerdie-faerie]

Merlin's allies are all swordsmen who's lives he's saved and viced versa. While Arthur's allies are women he almost married

[anqelbean]

I need a second part to the Bingmei vs Bingge extra except Shang Qinghua's there and he and Shen Qingqiu are absolutely wasted drunk.

Like, actually speaking their opinions drunk.

The moment Bingge calls Bingmei a failure for not having a harem Shang Qinghua just says "At least our Luo Binghe is actually happy and not overcompensating for his loneliness by wooing every woman he meets, despite not having any feelings for them."

Then everyone just stares at him.

Shen Qingqiu falls down on the floor laughing.

[inmyhorrorsera]

Succession spin-off and its just a tomshiv deranged psychosexual drama, 10 seasons and 3 movies

[televisionenjoyer]

How am I ever supposed to explain that I hate the person my mother is when she's at my father's side but I love the person she is when we're alone.

[oldtvandcomics]

I’m not saying that everyone in the excited for the Barbie movie crowd would enjoy The Scarlet Pimpernel -  but there probably are quite a few people in the excited for the Barbie movie crowd who would enjoy The Scarlet Pimpernel.

[catharusustulatus]

Imagine Steve’s mom does run the dog salon in town, she inherited it from Steve’s grandma in a Petco type deal, and she’s great at it, ties ribbons around the dog’s collars when they’re done, has a knack for flair.

His dad is always away at some “conference” doing insurance shit or back room deals, Steve doesn’t really know. But he and his mom both know what his dad is doing after the conferences are over, and it’s driving them both crazy. Driving Steve’s mom into the ground, knowing her husband is never home and when he is he’s getting ready to leave. Steve and his mom look alike, hazel eyes and coifed auburn hair and covered in freckles and moles. And they know Steve’s dad can’t stand it. They know beauty isn’t enough.

His mom is always half drunk on wine, sharing gossip with whoever comes in on her shifts and Steve ends up finding her at the bar down the street after work, and has to tuck her into bed before she passes out god knows where. And he sleeps downstairs or at Robin’s house, because his house is just the hole of his missing father and the shadow his mom is becoming, beautiful lipstick and red nails and making him scrambled eggs but also popping pills and never eating the eggs herself. Her hair is always perfect. Her makeup is always perfect. She goes to Church, grooms Father’s terriers for free.

Just like the hair and the freckles, Steve inherits the gossip, but it’s different hearing about his mother from people returning VHS tapes. “Saw her at the grocery store, she seemed sad. Your dad home yet?” Some guy asks while sliding Top Gun across the counter. It’s an open secret, at this point. All Steve can muster up is “Uh yeah, um. He should be back this weekend,” before he has to cry in the stock room.

[prophecyofgray]

maybe it’s a little on the nose (metaphorically speaking) but man. solovet dying and vikus surviving—fragile and changed, but alive—just really gets me.

[ragpicker-and-poet]

Rhod’s gift just keeps on giving.

[chocolatina]

i know louis/lestat are supposed to be endgame or whatever but i need to see louis and armand's failmarriage on the show in full detail

[watchmakermori]

I finally finished jane eyre and it was very good. but I also think it’s incredibly funny that my takeaway as a contemporary reader is probably the exact opposite of what was initially intended. how would charlotte bronte react if she knew somebody had finished her book in the 21st century and come away from it like ‘wow. SUPER glad that we have divorce nowadays. divorce would’ve solved all their problems’

[svndowning]

𐐪 a closed starter for @strongxsurvivors featuring celine lowell.

“you love me too much. i know how that sounds but— fucking hell. you shouldn’t care that much about someone like me.”