#transmascdanny

[zosonils-art]

GAY FLAG EMOJI perry

perry is the first gay and trans platypus in the world and we love him for it

[neerasrealm]

zalgo kinnie everyone point and laugh point and laugh

NOOOOO I’M NOT READY TO LET TUMBLR KNOW I KIN ZALGO THEY’LL ALL FEAR MY POWER </3

[zosonils]

did i hear. phineas and ferb break up episode 👀👀

Yee Haw Babey i don’t quite have an entire episode’s worth of details figured out but here’s how it’d roughly be structured

>i haven’t figured out what they would even have to fight over yet [like i said a recurring theme of the series is that they’re absolutely ride or die supportive of each other, which is probably why this episode never happened lmao], but it’d be something which while ultimately inconsequential is pretty important to both of them. ideally they’d both be equally right/wrong, and no lines would be crossed, so the inevitable 14,000-post long forum debates over which of them was in the right will be boring and easy to ignore

>whatever the fuck incites this is either the opening scene of the episode, a mystery until the reveal near the end, or some noodle incident that never gets fully explained. one way or another, by the time they would usually be going through the Ferb I Know What We’re Going To Do Today Hey Where’s Perry routine, they aren’t on speaking terms

>at this point the a-plot kinda divides into two subplots, one following each of the brothers. phineas is trying to go about his usual shenanigans without ferb’s help, struggling to ignore the fact that he is repeatedly being punched in the face by how much harder everything is alone. meanwhile candace is trying to prod an explanation out of ferb as to why he’s sulking and playing spore creatures for the nintendo ds [please play spore creatures for the nintendo ds it’s unironically good] instead of doing something bustable outside

>candace teams up with isabella, baljeet and buford to figure out what’s going on and put an end to it - the gamer gang because watching them try to get on without each other is frankly depressing as fuck, candace because only busting one of her brothers would feel underwhelming

>the b-plot is that doof has invented a CARD-INATOR that will turn anything it hits into a card, because nothing is more disappointing than expecting a present only to just get a card. he plans to fuck roger over with this somehow. this will be relevant later.

>god it would be so funny if there was like a duet-structured song set up like they’re going to sing about wanting to make up but not knowing where to start, phineas has like a touching little verse where he openly acknowledges that he looks up to ferb a lot and he doesn’t know where to go without him, and then it gets to the point where you would logically assume ferb gets a verse and it’s just AUDIBLY UPSET HUMMING with like occasional cuts to candace and the gamer gang looking concerned that then pan back to ferb lying on the couch with his ds angrily making microwave noises and trying not to cry

>another verse where phineas talks about his instinct to protect and stand up for ferb and how he feels like he’s failed at the first step of that, brief instrumental break, cut back to ferb just having an entire anxiety attack in the living room at this point and humming loudly to try and calm himself down, conveniently he’s still perfectly in tune,

>phineas’ invention of the day ends up being something characteristically elaborate that’s themed towards ferb’s interests somehow, because this boy has no fucking clue how to navigate conversations about emotions and the only way he can think to apologise is by making something over-the-top for ferb instead of like. talking about it. he is so stupid god bless

>ferb, on the other hand, has apparently planned out a long and heartfelt apology-slash-request to make up with the help of candace and the gamer gang. various jokes are made about how elaborate this is in its own way. he’s got cue cards. he has a coloured poster board like a year 8 science project except it’s titled Phineas I’m Not Mad Anymore Please Can We Be Friends Again. there’s a diorama with moving parts and led lights installed. it’s heavily implied that he made at least one powerpoint presentation

>after spending most of the episode going from the living room to the backyard and back again, the gamer gang and candace head outside with ferb in tow to finally set up the moment of reconciliation. ferb looks at his first cue card like he’s going to read off it, then throws it to the side as he and phineas immediately forget their elaborate plans and just run headfirst into each other and hug and cry like the upset kids they are

>phineas and ferb have apparently made up, and not a moment too soon, because beep fucking beep linda is home and there is still a fuckoff massive apology gift and a very extensive powerpoint presentation in the backyard. candace briefly wonders if she’d really stoop so low as to turn the boys’ genuine emotional conflict into a busting opportunity, only to instantly decide that she absolutely would and immediately go into the MUM HOLY FUCK routine

>right before either of the boys can introduce their elaborate apology presentations, doof and perry’s fight of the day causes the card-inator to fire into the flynn-fletcher backyard as inators so often do, reducing both phineas’ invention and ferb’s multimedia presentation to cards. candace triumphantly tells linda to take a look at the boys’ extremely dangerous conflict resolution skills. linda takes a look. she thinks that it was very cute of them to make each other cards to say sorry for fighting. candace bursts a blood vessel

>oh there you are perry, phineas and ferb agree that they’ll never ever fight again, someone says something funny, guitar riff, cut to black

i made about a third of this up on the spot as i was writing it but yeah that’s how i think this episode would go! now that i’m thinking about it i want to actually flesh this out more, maybe write it a proper script or something

[fishybehavior]

1 and 16!!

1: LA Devotee -P!ATD, Ghost - Confetti, Icarus -Bastill, The Room Where it Happens -Lin Manuel, Roarin’ 20′s -P!ATD, Say Amen -P!ATD

16: Fav band, Imma gonna answer two P!ATD, and AJR

[elle-eedee]

1, for da ask meme ;-3cccc

i’ll say my own URL, and where it came from

groovy babey !! 

[sweetvictorie]

basic but important, top five colors

TY FERRIS!! im prob not gonna talk as much on this one hgfdvgsbhg hmmm

purple, blue, red, green, orange.

purple’s my forever favorite, i love blues and bluish purples, red is great for dramatic lighting, i own like three olive green jackets, and orange goes nice with browns and creams!

[dragongirl2]

He’s blushing in the original photo, they’re all in love.

@ccwastaken @transmascdanny

[bookiedoodles]

@transmascdanny and I: OKAY WE’LL BOTH GO TO BED

[jinxdyke]

Tagged by: @pinkfemme ty for the tag!! ❤️

Rules: must tag 8 people

Last song I listened to: Poor unfortunate souls

Fave color: Black

Last movie I watched: James and the Giant Peach

Last TV show I watched: The Boys

Sweet, savory or spicy?: Spicy

Soda, coffee or tea?: Soda

Tagging: @thesunshinefix @nightmareeyes @criminalcrawdad @armyofdarkness @vinesnake @transmascdanny @mossyfella @mooonly

[dragongirl2]

Les and Carol @ccwastaken @transmascdanny @childfurrylel2

[neerasrealm]

what if kissing jack where he kissys you but is still evil. what if,,,, me.

my creepypasta boyfriend kissing jack???? omg????

[sweetvictorie]

got tagged by @kaadhal to post some of my fave albums!! TYSM man i know You know i love all of these but i love sharing some of these lesser known ones with the world so. yes thank you.

im gonna tag ummm @transmascdanny @sanibels @sadman-morgan @squeamscreen @the-moving-finger-writes @unusual-alvin idk how many youre supposed to tag lol so just go wild, and ofc no pressure!

[dragongirl2]

@transmascdanny

[neerasrealm]

@dragongirl2 @transmascdanny @childfurrylel y ' a l l

What if we kissed on the rouch

[dragongirl2]

@transmascdanny

[dragongirl2]

@transmascdanny knows how to treat a woman 👁👁

You’ve heard of healing crystals

now get ready for Danger Rocks

Please do not lick any of these

1. Chrysotile

aka Asbestos! It heals lung cancer! heals it from 0HP to full health! it causes cancer do not touch do not lick

okay but this is a cool danger rock, it’s a physical carcinogen. As in, it doesn’t poison you into having cancer, it just has little needle-y bits that LITERALLY STIR UP your DNA and break it, and when the cells try to repair their DNA they get it wrong and you get cancer

2. Torbenite

A super pretty danger rock! it’s a uranium ore and releases radon gas for Extra Poison!

3. Hutchinsonite - (Tl,Pb)2As5S9

This danger rock has it all! Lead! arsenic! Thallium! All super toxic! Will legit kill you

seriously don’t lick this one, i’m looking at you, fellow geologists

thallium doesn’t taste like anything so you’re not even getting data, just poisoned

4. Cinnabar (Mercury sulfide)

Can be a very pretty red color! so it was used to make paint. The paint was super toxic.

In addition to being dangerous to your health, it’s also morally dangerous! someone had to mine it (v dangerous) so even owning it feels unethical

5. Stibnite (Antimony sulfide)

people used to make spoons and makeup and shit out of this, the spoons poisoned people who ate with them. It’s kinda pretty but not worth dying over

6. Orpiment  (an arsenic sulfide)

Look how pretty it is!!

“Incorrect handling” WILL poison you, that’s fucking arsenic

Honorable mentions:

Malachite, if eaten or… you know ;) (warning: nsfw, THat Post) Galena (lead sulfide), don’t eat it or break the rock and you’ll probably be ok, the dust is the main danger