#transformers parody

[eggariesalad]

romanticon and lovebot

[anonymousbeeblurr]

hot Rodrigues and a hot rod parody

their personalities are arrogant and jealous

but he is honest and sincere

he is homosexual

He is arrogant with almost everyone except women and his friends

he may seem threatening but is very friendly

He has cannons, swords and guided missiles

he secretly has a crush on a boy named sound onda

It will only make sense in Portuguese lol

inspired by the hot rod from transformers go! go!

he is extroverted and very chaotic

In the story he is neither an autobot nor a decepticon

There are your teams, the autozueiros and the deceptrolls

autozueiros are a group that always do things to amuse each other

Deceptrolls are a group of evil people who intend to spread hate and sadness by cyberbullying

and this :3

[zandra-lang-cave]

So, last week I was sleep deprived and write ST3V3 and Starscream singing "your obedient servant" Cause of a post from one of my favorite writers inspire my sleep deprived mind.

And now I can't stop think of what songs to parody with the transformers character.

So have this crack, and I will not apologize

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Meet The Plastics the big three

ST3VE: Woah, who are those over the podium?

M0U5E: Don't look at them, just don't

We call those 'the big three'

They're shiny, fake, and harsh

R0B1N: they play their little mind games

All around the ship ground.

M0U5E: They might insult your status

Or make fun of your name

R0B1N: Like they mocked dear Starscream

'Til he burst into flames

R0B1N: And Starscream was an elite flyer.

M0U5E: Megatron is the king

He is always feed up

He always wins when he battle the prime

We're just drones who work for him

Then die

Megatron: My name is Megatron

And I am a massive deal

Fear me, love me

Stand and stare at me

And these, *points a the dark energon in his chest* these is real

I've got strenght and looks

I am, like, mad drunk with power

This whole ship

Humps my pedes like a scraplet.

I'm the strongest poison you've ever seen

I have win more battles that I can think

My name is Megatron

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

M0U5E: That's Soundwave

he knows everything about everybody

R0B1N: That's why he is so scary, his processor is full of secrets

Soundwave: Yes, Megatron

No, Megatron

Every conscious hour,

I spend making sure Megatron

can stay in power

If Megatron is the sun

Then I'm a distant star

'Cause I'm just as bright and hot

If you've had high-grade stuff

I worm your secrets out of you

And bring them to my master

And then I watch Megatron make your life a big disaster

Disaster!

Megatron is the king

But I'm the head of worker drones

As I am seated at his right servo

Like an obvidient friend

M0U5E: That is knockout

The vainest bot you will ever meet

R0B1N: I once saw him flee a battle Cause he scratch his paint

Knockout: My name is Knockout

My paint is shiny

My finish are perfect

My work is fancier

I barely have

To battle at all

My name is knockout

I am vain

That's it

Megatron: Right

We never really do this

But how'd you like to

Have a chat with us this week

ST3V3: Oh, it's okay, I-

Megatron: No, no need for you to thank us

ST3VE: But-

Soundwave: There's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things

You need good friends who can tell you what to think

Megatron: See you here same time tomorrow

Knockout: On Wednesdays we drink high-grade

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: On Wednesdays we drink high-grade

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: Yes, Megatron (my name is Knockout)

No, Megatron

Every conscious groon (here's where you belong)

I spend making sure Megatron (my paint is shiny)

can stay in power (here's where you belong)

If Megatrob is the sun (my finish are perfect)

Then I'm a distant star (my job is fancier)

'Cause I'm just as bright and hot (here's where you belong)

If you've had high-grade stuff

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: Behave nice and grab a cube

'Cause we don't do this everyday

Say here's where you belong

Say here's where you belong

No, really, say it

Say here's where you belong

Megatron: Come chat with us tomorrow

It'll be great

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I actually first write Starscream has karen but I feel he fit better in the burning part and knockout it's just knockout. I won't apologize for thus, but just expect more because I'm having too much fun

[imagine-darksiders]

Optimus discovers humans.

Had a vision after remembering this amazing post by artist, Lomonte

[catpeap]

[eeveelynx3]

crappy doodle that may or may not be based on @yuukirita 's deceptibee au art/fic <3

[madame-helen]

[zandra-lang-cave]

You can not do this to me. You can not use a hamilton line from one of my favorite songs, with one of the best fanon creations in such a similar form and not have me do something like this.

Thai would usually be an idea i keep in my head. But since i told myself I was gonna write more, you'll have to deal with what my head can do.

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Starscream: How does ST3V3

An arrogant, sparkless, batch-less, drone, clone glitch

Somehow endorse Optimus prime, our enemy

A bot we despised since the beginning

Just to keep me from winning

I wanna be in the room where it happens

The room where it happens

The room where it happens

You all kept me away from the room where it happens

For the last time

Dear ST3V3

I am slow to anger but I toe the line

As I reckon with the effects of your life on mine

I look back on where I failed

And in every place I checked

The only common thread has been your insolence

Now you call me immoral, a dangerous disgrace

If you got something to say, name a time and place, face to face

I have the honor to be your humble commander

A dot starscream

ST3V3: My dearest ex-commander,

I am not the reason no one trusts you

Everyone knows what you believe

I will not equivocate on my opinion

I have always worn it on my frame

Even if I said what you think I said

You would need to cite a more specific grievance

Here's an itemized list of a thousand years of disagreements

Starscream: dear primus

ST3V3: Hey, I have not been shy

I am just a drone in the public zone

Tryin' a do my best for our dear planet

I don't wanna fight

But I won't apologize for doing what's right

I have the honor to be your obedient servant

A dot ST3V3

Starscream: Careful how you proceed, dear bot,

Intemperate indeed, good bot

Answer for the accusations I lay at your pedes

Or prepare to bleed, good drone

ST3V3: Starscream, your grievance is legitimate

I stand by what I said, every bit of it

You stand only for yourself, it's what you do

I can't apologize because it's true

Starscream: then stand ST3V3

Vos, dawn

Guns, drawn

ST3V3: You're on

Starscream/ST3V3: I have the honor to be your humble/obedient commander/servant

ST3V3: A dot ST3V3

Starscream: A dot starscream

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I think the lack of sleep from overnight shift is starting to affect my brain.

I need a nap.

Fic title ideas casue why not?

Your Obedient Servant

This Little Light of Mine

These are good, very good.

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Your Obedient Servant: It is the purpose of the Vehicons to serve. It is what they were made for. But ST3V3 has different ideas. He has his own agendas, and he is not worried about kissing pedes and playing perfect servant to get there.

This Little Light of Mine: Amidst the horrors of war, there has always been one hope. Bumblebee has always managed to give the weary reason to go on. After all, Bee needs a world that he can grow up safely in, so what soldier would dare to give up when there is work to be done to give him such a reality?

-A series of short oneshots focusing around Bee being adorable and giving soldiers a reason to keep fighting.

[saxandviolins77]

[transformers-synergize]

How does your Wheeljack feel about King-Kong?

I G1 one enjoyer I see, I get the references ;)

Ok, but to answer the question, yes, he does in fact like King Kong, along with many other pieces of human cinema, especially the ones with giant monsters or dinosaurs. wheeljack is always looking for inspiration for new projects/inventions, and being on Earth has provided him with tons of new inspiration.

[newgroundstier]

sillyposting

[marinatedsaltea]

Didn’t have a chance to introduce her specifically here before so here you go now

Voltflash is a fembot living amongst Autobots, but not associating herself with them. Despite being a part of a higher society, she is secretly in love with stealing any treasures she can find, including many mechs sparks.

Alt mode: A Cybertronian Motorcycle

Weapon: A whip with a power of manifesting and controlling electricity

[captainremond]

ウマ娘パロ

ロディマス<流星火>

短距離AマイルA中距離B長距離B

逃げA先行A差しB追込C

ブラー<青い稲妻>

短距離AマイルA中距離A長距離A

逃げA先行B差しC追込C

[deebrisbyfish]

I haven't actually let our cats into my office for well over a year now... a fact they lament with LOUD protestation and an ability to rattle the doorknob that is honestly disconcerting... but this is exactly why. And after rewatching the animated "The Transformers: The Movie" the other day, this specific visual popped into my head and all but demanded to be drawn with the same level of intensity as Mewsikeen trying to get into the room.

[sgrplmjnxxx]

S O L D I E R S E L E C T oops i forgot to upload it here

Meth-al slags

[thornyfluff]

If you actually read all that small print, bless you, friend! ☃️🎄🧸💛🖤💛🫶🙃🍬