#hamilton parody

[doofusschweetz]

DUN DADADADA-DUN-DUN-DUN TIW NIW NIW

How does a bastard, second born, son of some Jones and a burns guy, dropped in a middle of new mexico, by providence impoverished in post-wardom, grow up to be a hero and blackstar?

the new-bonder, founding father without a brother got a lot farther by working a lot harder by fourteen, his father got him a saxophone order.

and everyday while lads were being taught and kept away, in private schools, he struggled to find his bang-up, inside, he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to fuck, steal, borrow, be smarter Then a miracle came, guy punched him in the face, our man's future, started with a pupil blown, look, hey! get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and the world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man? David Robert Jones

My name is David Robert Jones And there's a million things I haven't done But just you wait, just you...wait.

[wizardheart83]

Elrond Peredhel

(parody of first song in Hamilton)

How does a half-elf orphan son of a star and its guardian dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot In woods near Lindon after living in captivity and squalor / Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

Though he once floundered, this realm founder from lands foundered Couldn’t stand prouder Couldn’t spit lore louder, Became a king crowner by having a mind sounder /than was safe, and gathering powerful friends around him.

And every day while Numenor fell /further from grace / away across the waves, he struggled and filled his heart up / with kindness, longing for something to be a part of , Our herald was ready to sneak, speak, make vows, and barter

Celebrimbor then came, with tower high aims,/Our boy saw a chance to get respect put on his name, / Broke some rocks and saw the errors that caused his friend pain, and healed what he had maimed, got dwarves in on the game.

Well the word got around ‘bout the mithril in their caves, man!

High king sent him back in with a load of stuff to trade and,

he stood before king Durin, held the hopes of his whole race, and he told the old king his name! Who’s that half man?

I am Elrond Peredhel, the elves, they call me Elrond Peredhel. See I’m more than them, I’m man as well, I chose my fate, I chose my fate.

[hylianengineer]

"Wait For Him"

[tibbylikescheesecake-2310]

AVATAR HAMILTON

Writing a parody of Hamilton (all the songs) based on this post by @twilight-skies. Lightning is helping.

It’s gonna be one or the other.

[parkinglotmystic]

Been listening to Off Book all day and now my head sounds like a Hamilton parody

[emo-crack-cult]

Chapters: 8/? Fandom: Barney & Friends (TV 1992) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Additional Tags: Crack, Barney - Freeform, Musical, High School Musical References, based off my old middle school, daddy barney

Chapter 1: The Roaches

(roaches are just what i called the annoying popular kids)

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Everyone hated ‘The Roaches’ with their frighteningly bad and nonexistent sense of fashion, looking like a bumbling blubbering band of baboons with their red ass underwear underneath jeans that came just below their non-existent ass.

The only person who could pull that look off is 2005 Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III.

[Siri] How do the bastards, orphans, roaches, whores and a Gay man, dropped in the middle of this forgotten gray land in Virginia with a computer and those who hacked it Grow up to be broke and an addict? [Other Theatre Kids] Ten-dollar fucking broke children without a father Got a lot farther by being a lot harder but they were not smarter Nor were they self-starters By fourteen, at least 5 of them were a baby's father [More theatre kids] And every day while children were being slaughtered and carted Away across the monitored halls, they kept their guards up Inside, they were longing for something to be inside of The gremlins were ready to beg, steal, borrow, or be shot up [certain theatre kid] Then Coronavirus came, and devastation reigned Our roaches saw their futures drip, dripping down the drain Put a pencil to their temple, except they had no brain And they wrote their first words, sentimental to their pain [The Principal] Well, the word got around, they said, “These kids are insane, man” Took up a collection just to send them to detention “Get your education, just get your mfing education, and The world's not gonna know your name. What’s your name, man?”

[The Roaches] The Roaches of the middle school

We are The Roaches of the middle school And there's a million things we haven't done And we never will, we never will. [The Counselor] When he was two his father split, full of it, debt-ridden Ten years later, see the roaches and their mothers bed-ridden Half-dead laying in their own sick, mums ass thicc [everybody] And everybody wishes that the roaches went quick [Superior children] Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide With these dumbass kids hiding the truth inside, they were gay and lied About the fact that “They wanted to kiss some men!” They started arguing the truth and being stupid bitches, then- [Marx] There would have been nothin’ left to do For someone holding true Gays woulda been dead and destitute Left in the rain all black and blue and so they   Was lying! Lying about their favorite show Said it was breaking bad but it’s the owl house we all know. Scammin' for every snack they can get their hands on Plannin' for high school see him now as he stares on (ooh) At the application tab for a specialty program THEY ALL CHOSE FREEDOM EVEN THO THAT SHITS A SCAM

[Theatre Kids] They all chose freedom even though that shit’s a scam (Get the fuck out) They all chose freedom even though that shit’s a scam (Get the fuck out) They all chose freedom even though that shit’s a scam They all chose, all chose GET THE FUCK OOOOOUUUUT   [The Local Cult] ROACHES OF THE MIDDLE SCHOOL (ROACHES OF THE MIDDLE SCHOOL) and your homework that’s overdue (PILES OF HOMEWORK THATS DUE) You never backed down from a mother fucking f I g h t

Oh, roaches of the middle school (roaches of the middle school) will America sing for you? Will  they know about where you came ([spoken]it was the girls bathroom)? Will they know that you lost the games? The world will never change, oh [Short Child] Those tall motherfuckers now Everyone can spot em Just you wait Some more goblin roaches staying down at the bottom Just you wait they played themself destroyed their rep and everyone forgot ‘em

[Alpha roaches] We fought with them [sum asshole] Me? I outed them

[L] Me? I hated them

[Fuckboy/Fuckgirl roaches] Me? I fucked them [Frances] And me? I blew up the school. [roaches] There's a million things we haven’t done and we never will [principal] What's your name, man? [The roaches]

The Roaches of the middle school!

[ldorgan]

Watch "THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED - Randy Rainbow Song Parody" on YouTube

[neliamailen]

[zandra-lang-cave]

You can not do this to me. You can not use a hamilton line from one of my favorite songs, with one of the best fanon creations in such a similar form and not have me do something like this.

Thai would usually be an idea i keep in my head. But since i told myself I was gonna write more, you'll have to deal with what my head can do.

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Starscream: How does ST3V3

An arrogant, sparkless, batch-less, drone, clone glitch

Somehow endorse Optimus prime, our enemy

A bot we despised since the beginning

Just to keep me from winning

I wanna be in the room where it happens

The room where it happens

The room where it happens

You all kept me away from the room where it happens

For the last time

Dear ST3V3

I am slow to anger but I toe the line

As I reckon with the effects of your life on mine

I look back on where I failed

And in every place I checked

The only common thread has been your insolence

Now you call me immoral, a dangerous disgrace

If you got something to say, name a time and place, face to face

I have the honor to be your humble commander

A dot starscream

ST3V3: My dearest ex-commander,

I am not the reason no one trusts you

Everyone knows what you believe

I will not equivocate on my opinion

I have always worn it on my frame

Even if I said what you think I said

You would need to cite a more specific grievance

Here's an itemized list of a thousand years of disagreements

Starscream: dear primus

ST3V3: Hey, I have not been shy

I am just a drone in the public zone

Tryin' a do my best for our dear planet

I don't wanna fight

But I won't apologize for doing what's right

I have the honor to be your obedient servant

A dot ST3V3

Starscream: Careful how you proceed, dear bot,

Intemperate indeed, good bot

Answer for the accusations I lay at your pedes

Or prepare to bleed, good drone

ST3V3: Starscream, your grievance is legitimate

I stand by what I said, every bit of it

You stand only for yourself, it's what you do

I can't apologize because it's true

Starscream: then stand ST3V3

Vos, dawn

Guns, drawn

ST3V3: You're on

Starscream/ST3V3: I have the honor to be your humble/obedient commander/servant

ST3V3: A dot ST3V3

Starscream: A dot starscream

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I think the lack of sleep from overnight shift is starting to affect my brain.

I need a nap.

Fic title ideas casue why not?

Your Obedient Servant

This Little Light of Mine

These are good, very good.

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Your Obedient Servant: It is the purpose of the Vehicons to serve. It is what they were made for. But ST3V3 has different ideas. He has his own agendas, and he is not worried about kissing pedes and playing perfect servant to get there.

This Little Light of Mine: Amidst the horrors of war, there has always been one hope. Bumblebee has always managed to give the weary reason to go on. After all, Bee needs a world that he can grow up safely in, so what soldier would dare to give up when there is work to be done to give him such a reality?

-A series of short oneshots focusing around Bee being adorable and giving soldiers a reason to keep fighting.

[maxphilippa]

if i can prove that i never touched my balls

[chelledoggo]

sometimes you just gotta let the voices win

(DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT MEANT TO MOCK TRANS FOLKS. IT'S AN AFFECTIONATE PARODY OF THE THOMAS JEFFERSON "MIKU BINDER" MEME.)

[wizardheart83]

Rings of power parody of “Right Hand Man” from Hamilton:

Galadriel : “High king-

I need for you to listen,

About my latest mission,

I need to speak my peace and trust my king will see my wisdom

Now I’m the model of a modern noldo general

A valinorian valorous venturer who read the call

Carved in flesh,

My brother’s chest,

And you’ll say its history, to comfort me or come at me,

but the dark lord’s mark was in the room,

twas carved upon a stone

and if we don’t act this could be our

Doom”

“There was hope of pursuit, he’d left clues,

What did my company do? For you? chose to slack,

Tossed their swords down and raced back.

This peace you’ve called is cracking glass, he’s out there, look,”

Gil-galad: “Your ship waits, passage booked.”

[yeetmetotheforbiddenwildwest]

Bringing this back

In San Fran she will work with the Quen…  Anyone who gets in Aloy’s way: Me, I fought with her [redacted]: We died for her Every NPC in the entire game: Me, I loved her Fall Damage: and me, I’m the damn fool that got her (to the tune of Alexander Hamilton opening song) 

[hux-and-gay]

I used to do this thing where I would take a list of characters that I liked (such as Star Wars characters) and then I would take a list of roles from a musical. Then I would get a random generator and use that generator to randomly select the characters I had chosen and cast them as random roles in the musical. As if they were being forced to play those characters and I had no control over who they were cast as.

Things could get pretty hilarious. you could have something like Han gets cast as the spouse of Vader and C3PO gets cast as their child.

So I thought I had never really done it with the sequels characters so I decided why not? I did it With Hamilton because that’s a musical most people know but I could do other ones in the future. It turned out even funnier then I could possibly have imagined.

Now without further ado

HAMILTON BUT PURE CHAOS

Our Star of the show is none other the Snoke

And who is his rival that will eventually best him in a duel sending him to his death?

Princess Leia Organa! And honesty? Good for her. (All the extras are storm troopers)

Now who is the famous, Faboulous, Marquis De Lafayette…. it’s Pryde… ugh

Suddenly Lafayette is no longer cool

Now who are Snoke and Pryde’s Besties? Phasma is now Laurence (so she dies 😔) and Kylo is Mulligan, honestly I can see him as mulligan

So this friend group is just the first order? Good to know

Now who is the responsible, put together, and not reckless at all, general to lead them all?

It’s Han Solo playing George Washington! So in character right? Now he’s Snoke’s mentor and president of the United States… interesting

But there’s always a loyalist so who gets to be my beloved Samuel Seabury?

Armitage Hux! I was actually very happy with this paring I literally a wrote a parody to farmer refuted from Hux’s POV a few weeks ago, it’s just so funny

Now who is the King that Hux is so graciously supporting, the antagonist of the whole story? Well it’s none other then Poe Dameron, everyone’s favorite imperialist

And of course Snoke still needs more enemies, so who is the incompetent general that sucks so bad he gets left behind?

Charles Lee is now Luke Skywalker! “I’m a general WEEEEEE” But I mean hey man not everyone can say they got shot by Phasma in a duel.

and of course we can’t forget Snoke’s big act 2 rival Thomas Jefferson who is being played by none other then C3PO!

and Jefferson is nothing without his best friend James Madison played by Dopheld Mitaka!

Honestly this one is a pretty good casting

Now here’s where it gets interesting… if it hasn’t already…

The Schuyler Sisters

Yeah you saw that right, forget Angelica Eliza and Peggy, Now we have Palpatine Rey and Finn! So that not only makes them sisters but it also means that Snoke and Rey are married and have children which is a terrifying thought

And not only that but it also means that Snoke and Palpatine were in love but Palpatine let him marry his sister instead but they still continue their emotional affair through the letters they send to eachother

Aren’t snoke and Palpatine basically the same person technically???? I guess they have a type

but of course, we can’t forget the Schuyler sisters wonderful father Philip, oops sorry I meant Thanisson

so yes somehow Thanisson is the father of Palpatine Rey and Finn. Makes sense? No? Perfect, moving on

Speaking of Philip, Snoke and Rey’s Aforementioned child of the same name, is now being played by Rose Tico

Which means, as you can see in this photo here, she dies in her duel with George Eacker. But who might you ask is George Eacker?

It’s BB-8 of course!

Because BB-8 decided to shit talk snoke he got in a duel with Rose, and won. BB-8 kills rose.

Now there’s something missing, we all know the story, Snoke can’t stay faithful to his wife. so who is the poor soul that has to play Mariah Reynolds? A woman being used by her husband to extort snoke by having her keep up an affair with him?

It’s Cardinal, I’m so sorry. He isn’t prepared for this 😭 this image is so cursed. Funny enough though Maria is known for wearing red.

Anyway who is Cardinal’s manipulative husband who is blackmailing snoke?

It’s Brendol Hux, James Reynolds is Brendol Hux. I’m so sorry Cardinal but this is perfect casting. Truly and ass hole in every universe

and of course who is the doctor that is just trying to keep shit together through this whole play? BEHOLD THE MIGHTY GONK!

(I couldn’t find any pictures on Google of the doctor)

If you got this far, I hope you enjoyed it and are severely disturbed!!! Let me know if you’re interested in me doing more.

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[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

wait for it: a crowley parody

Heylo maggots of mine, it's the good omens mascot here. I combined my two obsessions and made a Hamilton parody from Crowley's perspective. The weirdest thing is how few lyrics I had to change. By the time I post this, I should have recorded and put it up on Youtube, the channel's in my pinned post. The video is... here.

(Note: So it's May 31, and I found this in my draft from... March 11. Sigh. It's fine. It got done eventually.)

WAIT FOR IT: CROWLEY

Aziraphale writes me a letter everyday  I’m keeping his bed warm while the angels look away They’re on God’s side in heaven, trying to keep the Fallen all in line They can keep all of heaven, but this angel’s mine Love doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes and We keep loving anyway We burn and we fly and we break and we make our mistakes And if there’s a reason he’s on our side  When heaven and hell both tried Then I’m willing to wait for it I’m willing to wait for it Heaven is a fire and brimstone preacher But there are things that the homilies and hymns won’t teach ya The Devil was a genius, and God commanded respect When I Fell they left no instructions  Just an angel to protect Hell doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes and  And we keep living anyway  We sin and we Fall and we break and we make our mistakes  And if there’s a reason it’s not divine To love and protect what’s mine I’m willing to wait for it  I’m willing to wait for it Wait for it I am the one thing in life I can control I’ve been a sinner and the sin was original  I am not Falling again, I spit on Fate I am not standing still I am lying in wait A human faces an endless uphill climb They have something to prove, they have nothing to lose A human’s pace is relentless they waste no time What is it like in their shoes? A human wouldn’t hesitate, they exhibit no restraint They’d take and they’d take and they’d take And they keep sinning every day They laugh at the stakes They ask and they ask when they ask it’s okay And if there’s a reason they seem to thrive When all I can do is survive Then I’m willing to wait for it I’m willing to wait for it The world doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints It takes and it takes and it takes and And we keep staying anyway  For love, and for hope, and for hate and for all our mistakes And if there’s a reason I’m still alive When so many have died Then I’m willing to wait for it I’m willing to wait for it

*sips brainrot from a twirly straw* mmmhm your mascot is so normal it's insane.

[wemade-an-arrangement]

Hot prince winter❄️❄️🧥~

Featuring Prinny in a turtleneck.