#this shit is funny

[farfromstrange]

(Spoilers for IWTV S2)

Daniel Malloy saying, “Fuck man, are you the zodiac killer?” is the funniest line I’ve ever heard just because of the stoned-off-his-ass delivery, followed closely by Claudia’s, “But if he can’t take you ballroom dancing and tell you you’re pretty, to hell with him, is that it?” Obviously.

Through all the drama, the writing for this show is fucking hilarious.

Also using it as writing inspiration because the madness is outstanding, and I can definitely use that when I get the time to actually write.

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

And why did I wait so long to watch Schitts Creek?

[scarefox]

You gotta find the right balance between aesthetics and comfort 😌

[mostdisconcerting]

This right here is just about the funniest and most accurate thing I’ve seen all day.

[luoisalunitic]

Me and my boyfriend watching MoominValley and laughing at the Snufmin scenes, yk the awesome sauce stuff

[chaoticgremlinvibes]

you ever get so high that you hyper fixate on burning the hair on your legs and arms

[inyuji]

i think I found a game Lucifer would like? I s#!t you not, I wasn't even looking for this game. Was lurking on someone's stream, and then I suddenly noticed their screen had a swimming pool full of ducks of all designs and colors. I had to see if this was legit an actual game or just a mini-game.

sharing the link just to prove I'm not making this up. Not sponsoring or advertising. I swear this is the most random $#!t I've ever found by accident and I can't help but share this silly duck game where you just collect ducks

[reallygroovyninja]

Why is my fyp on tiktok full of people just finding out what knotting is because they read Bride by Ali Hazelwood???

[galactic-space]

Found this masterpiece after accidentally stumbling onto this channel lmao

[zandra-lang-cave]

So, last week I was sleep deprived and write ST3V3 and Starscream singing "your obedient servant" Cause of a post from one of my favorite writers inspire my sleep deprived mind.

And now I can't stop think of what songs to parody with the transformers character.

So have this crack, and I will not apologize

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Meet The Plastics the big three

ST3VE: Woah, who are those over the podium?

M0U5E: Don't look at them, just don't

We call those 'the big three'

They're shiny, fake, and harsh

R0B1N: they play their little mind games

All around the ship ground.

M0U5E: They might insult your status

Or make fun of your name

R0B1N: Like they mocked dear Starscream

'Til he burst into flames

R0B1N: And Starscream was an elite flyer.

M0U5E: Megatron is the king

He is always feed up

He always wins when he battle the prime

We're just drones who work for him

Then die

Megatron: My name is Megatron

And I am a massive deal

Fear me, love me

Stand and stare at me

And these, *points a the dark energon in his chest* these is real

I've got strenght and looks

I am, like, mad drunk with power

This whole ship

Humps my pedes like a scraplet.

I'm the strongest poison you've ever seen

I have win more battles that I can think

My name is Megatron

And I am a massive deal

I don't care who you are

I don't care how you feel

M0U5E: That's Soundwave

he knows everything about everybody

R0B1N: That's why he is so scary, his processor is full of secrets

Soundwave: Yes, Megatron

No, Megatron

Every conscious hour,

I spend making sure Megatron

can stay in power

If Megatron is the sun

Then I'm a distant star

'Cause I'm just as bright and hot

If you've had high-grade stuff

I worm your secrets out of you

And bring them to my master

And then I watch Megatron make your life a big disaster

Disaster!

Megatron is the king

But I'm the head of worker drones

As I am seated at his right servo

Like an obvidient friend

M0U5E: That is knockout

The vainest bot you will ever meet

R0B1N: I once saw him flee a battle Cause he scratch his paint

Knockout: My name is Knockout

My paint is shiny

My finish are perfect

My work is fancier

I barely have

To battle at all

My name is knockout

I am vain

That's it

Megatron: Right

We never really do this

But how'd you like to

Have a chat with us this week

ST3V3: Oh, it's okay, I-

Megatron: No, no need for you to thank us

ST3VE: But-

Soundwave: There's no need to even speak

You're new and you don't know things

You need good friends who can tell you what to think

Megatron: See you here same time tomorrow

Knockout: On Wednesdays we drink high-grade

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: On Wednesdays we drink high-grade

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: Yes, Megatron (my name is Knockout)

No, Megatron

Every conscious groon (here's where you belong)

I spend making sure Megatron (my paint is shiny)

can stay in power (here's where you belong)

If Megatrob is the sun (my finish are perfect)

Then I'm a distant star (my job is fancier)

'Cause I'm just as bright and hot (here's where you belong)

If you've had high-grade stuff

Megatron/Knockout/Soundwave: Behave nice and grab a cube

'Cause we don't do this everyday

Say here's where you belong

Say here's where you belong

No, really, say it

Say here's where you belong

Megatron: Come chat with us tomorrow

It'll be great

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I actually first write Starscream has karen but I feel he fit better in the burning part and knockout it's just knockout. I won't apologize for thus, but just expect more because I'm having too much fun

[kalmeria]

enstars is great, one of the units’ backstory is that they got scammed into a huge debt in crypto by their boss in order to incentivize them to become successful idols. and they have a song titled “moratorium wings”

[jellyjamheadobb]

[allthatispeculiar]

[hilarioushitshq]

Not Karl..

[unholyblissafterdark]

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.