#trans!logan

[logan-the-artist]

commission me!

[xandriagreat]

Meet the Sanders | Chapter 4

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Author’s note: THIS STORY IS ALIVE! This is for @stardustsides, sorry that it’s taking me a while to write this chapter. Again, writer's block

Notice/warnings:  screaming, panic/anxiety, awkwardness, CAPs

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Virgil and Lily got the Time Machine to the garage door.

It was on a big hill.

The garage appeared to be big along with the house. The garage was so big that it could be two houses on top of each other. 

“So, are you sure that no one will see this?” Lily asked, looking at Virgil when they stopped at the entrance of the garage.

“Well, dad doesn’t normally go down to the garage and father is on a three day business trip.” Virgil explained in one big breath. "So, we'll be fine!"

Lily hummed before trying to realize what he just said. “Huh?” 

Virgil didn’t explain more as he got to the buzzer by the garage door. Then a small hatch opened up and a voice asked, “Who goes there?”

Lily noticed that Virgil rolled his eyes. “Remy! It’s me!” Virgil said angrily at the voice box. “Open the door!”

“I’m not opening the door until you tell me the password!” the voice from the voice box.

“What are you talking about?! We don’t have a password!” Virgil shouted at the voice box.

“Yes! We do now!” the voice said. “I made one up when you were out!”

Then Vrigil smirked at the voice box. “It doesn’t make sense if you made one up and didn’t tell me.” Virgil said with sass, putting his hands on his hips.

“I… good point.” the voice said, sounding defeated.

Then a buzzer buzzed as the garage door opened. Lily and Virgil pushed the Time Machine into the garage. 

The garage was big and full of science technology and blueprints, along with  surprisingly big tubes that were so big that a human could go through it.

As they pushed it in, a bronze robot with long robotic limbs with green glass eyes walked over to Virgil.

“Hey Vi!” the robot named Remy said, looking at Virgil. “Did you find the other Time Machine?”

Virgil glared at the robot as if to say ‘what do you think?’, which made the robot frown. “No? Oh bud… You need to find it soon before he comes back.” Remy said to Virgil before looking at the broken time machine. “And now you’ve broken this one-” the robot stopped mid sentence when seeing Lily. “Who’s this?” the robot asked, pointing at her.

Lily’s eyes lit up when seeing a real working robot. “Oh wow! A robot!” she exclaimed after she and Virgil got the broken time machine fully inside. She ran to the bot and looked at it for a moment before offering her hand to shake as she said, “Salutations! I’m Lily!”

Remy looked at her with wide eyes of panic. Instead of shaking her hand, the robot screamed and ran away from her and went under one of the human size tubes. Then the tube sucked Remy up and sent him going up.

Lily’s eyes were wide when that happened. “That was weird-” she started but then felt Virgil put something on her head. She looks at a nearby mirror to see that Virgil put it on her.

It was a fruit hat.

“So is this...” Lily said to herself before looking at Virgil for an explanation. 

“Look, Lily. My family can’t see your hair or it’ll be dead give it away that you’re from the past.” Virgil explained, pointing at her head.

Lily looks at him, very confused. “Why would my hair be a dead give away?” she asked, pointing at her head.

“That’s a good question! But it’s not important right now.” Virgil said to her. Then he ran to the tube where the robot just went up. 

“Wait! Where are you going?!” Lily asked, starting to go after him.

“That’s also a good question!” Virgil said as he got to the tube. “Just stay here! Don’t follow!”

Lily stopped as she watched the tube sucked up Virgil and he went up the tube.

“Wait! You can’t just leave me here-!” Lily shouted but realized that Virgil was far gone. Then she mumbled to herself, “Aaand you’re gone…”

Lily sighed and looked at the other human size tubes. Curious, she went under the tube, trying to see how it works.

The next thing she knew was that the tube that she was under lit up and she was sucked up the tube. 

Lily screamed at the top of her lungs as she went up.

She stopped screaming when she got shot out of the tube and landed on the ground outside. She groaned and sat up as the lid of the tube closed up.

Lily looks around to see that she’s in front of a huge mansion.

“Wow!” she breathed as she got up.

‘Maybe I can get some help back to the garage.’ she thought as she walked to the big front door.

She knocked on the door and then rang the doorbell before patiently waiting. She heard the door being unlocked and the door handle started to turn.

“Um, hi.” Lily started as the door started to open. “I’m a friend of Vir-” She stopped mid sentence when she saw who opened the door.

A huge muscle green frog wearing a light blue shirt and tan pants with gray cardigan over it's shoulders.

Lily felt the blood in her face left and her face was pale when staring at the frog mutant while the huge frog looked down at her.

“I-uh… bye!” she said before running away from the front door.

Lily didn’t look where she was running as she glanced back to see if the mutant frog was chasing her. Then she bumped into someone, making her fall to the ground. 

Lily looked up to see who she bumped into.

It was an old man wearing a purple vest over a white shirt and black pants.

The old man turned around and looked at Lily. “Oh! Hello there!” he said, smiling softly at Lily and offering his hand to her. “You ok, miss-?”

“Lily.” Lily answered quickly, taking his hand and getting up from the ground. 

“Nice to meet you Lily. I’m Larry Sanders.” the old man said, shaking her hand when she was stable on the ground. 

“Nice to meet you too sir but I need to get back to the garage! Virgil left me down there and I-” Lily started but was interrupted by Larry saying, “Say, have you seen a pair of dentures?” 

“Dentures?”

“Yep, my dentures.” Larry said then he looked around. “I’ve been looking around for them for a while.” Then he looked at Lily again and asked “Want to help me find them?”

Lily stared at him for a moment. “Um… I can help, if you can help me get to the garage. Does that sound like a plan?” she asked the old man.

Larry looked at her with a thought before nodding. “It does sound like a plan. And hey, we’ll probably meet other members of the family.” he said, offering to hold Lily’s hand.

Lily nodded and held Larry’s hand as they started to look for dentures and the garage. 

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Virgil finally caught up to Remy and got him to calm down. Then they went to Virgil's room, where Virgil explained what happened and Remy listened to him.

It was clear that he was worried and stressed out.

“Ok then… But this is still a disaster!” Remy exclaimed after Virgil explained. “One of the working Time Machines is now broken and the other one is still missing because you! And, must I remind you, YOUR father comes back in two days!!!”

Virgil put both hands on Remy’s shoulders and sat him down. “Don’t worry! This will be fixed before father comes back.” he reassured the stressed out bot.

Then Virgil sat down next to Remy and started to explain his plan, “Look, Lily is in the garage while we talk. She’ll think about her purpose and then she’ll be already to fix the Time Machine when I get back and then we’ll go back to the science fair for her to fix the Memory Scanner.”

Remy nodded but he had a look as he asked sassy, “But what about taking Lily back to her mom?”

That made Virgil laugh and shrug. “Don’t worry about that! She’ll move on from it!” Virgil said with a scoff, looking at the robot again. “Virgil Sanders never fails.”

Then Virgil started to get some doubt and his anxiety started to kick in. “But… if I do-”

That got a groan from Remy. “Ugh! Let me run the numbers.”

The robot started to run the numbers as he pressed the buttons on his robotic forearm. A slit of paper popped out of the robot’s mouth after a few moments of typing. The robot pulls it out and start to read it before gasping worriedly.

That got Virgil’s anxiety a bit higher. “What is it?” he asked worriedly.

“Um… nothing, babes!” Remy said, trying to make it not a big deal as he put the paper back in his mouth and chewed it up to make it go away.

“Remy, please… That gasp isn't helping me or my anxiety…” Virgil begged, grabbing his chest as he felt his heart beat hard.

Remy stares at the teen before sighing. “Alright…” the robot started, rubbing the back of his neck. “It said that there’s a 99.9999999999 percent chance that you… won’t exist… If this isn't fixed...”

Virgil’s eyes widened worried at that before looking down at the ground. “I won’t exist…?” he breathed as he looked down.

Remy started to talk about something but Virgil wasn’t listening, now worried that he won’t exist if things don’t get fixed.

Then Virgil snapped out of his shock, putting on a quick smile and said, “It’ll be fine. I can fix this.”

Remy looked at Virgil with one of his robotic eyebrows raised.

Virgil nodded and held his hand out. “Now, the blue prints, please?” he asked.

The Robot sighed and opened his stomach compartment, pulling out the blueprints for the Time Machine. He hands it to Virgil.

“Thanks.” The teen said, taking the blueprints as he got up from his bed and went to the door to leave.

“When this is over, I’m going to have a good long break from you.” Remy said to him as he also got up and left the room after the door opened, going down the hall on the right side.

Virgil rolled his eyes at the bot as he closed his room door before going down the hall on the left of his room. He got to the end of the hall, which has a keypad.

Virgil pressed a few buttons, remaining calm as a circle opened up under him and he went down the big human size tubes to get to the garage.

“Alright, Lily! I’m back with the blue prints.” Virgil said as he got back to the garage, still holding the blueprints. 

Lily was nowhere in sight in the garage.

“Lily?” Virgil called out, looking around to see where she was before he started to panic. “Oh no!”

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Author’s note: Sorry but this has another cliffhanger! I really wanted to get this chapter out but I hope you enjoyed it!

[vulgarvixxen]

(same anon as yesterday) ah ok

I wanna see logicality + trans!logan. idk what prompt tho, can’t decide. just wanna see logan w/a cute round baby bump

Tw: feeling sick, eating non-food items

This kept trying to be angsty but this version finally wasn’t, not a lot of baby bump as I wanted to add :(

Logan hadn’t been feeling well, the last few weeks he would wake with strong nausea keeping him in the bathroom until the others were awake. Virgil had been worried and Janus was checking in on him more than ever, Patton was growing extra protective and territorial of him. It wasn’t until his stomach started to grow that he connected the dots, morning sickness. He was pregnant.

They didn’t think it was possible for sides to become pregnant so he and Patton hadn’t been careful, the others hadn’t either but Logan was the only side that was originally formed in a way that humans would call AFAB. He was scared but he couldn’t find himself being mad about it, there was a new life growing inside him and as much as this was an unknown it was also a new learning experience. And he wasn’t alone, Patton was a great partner and had always wanted to be a father, both Virgil and Janus would look out for him…the twins would try their best of course. His family was going to help him handle this.

“Why can’t I stop eating? Nothing is satisfying and I’m not even hungry anymore!” Logan cries out, the jar of peanut butter he had opened only has a single small scoop out of it before being left on the table. He leaves the kitchen, waddling to where Remus was sitting in the living room watching a grim-dark d&d podcast, “This is not at all rational!” He complains, sitting next to the dark twin and trying to distract himself with the campaign. Remus makes an agreeing grunt, having a craving for something you can’t place is a pain he’s had to deal with too. Patton and Janus had both been trying to cook or bake everything they could think of with no results, Logan was still miserable.

Speaking of, Logan reached mindlessly into the bowl Remus was holding and popped a ball of the dough into his mouth before he could be stopped. Remus was already summoning Pat when Logan ceased chewing, “Shit shit, I di-“ “Remus, what is this?” The look that he pins Remus with has the creativity hiding behind daddy-dearest, “Cl-clay?” The answer seems to be sufficient enough because Logan swallows, “Can you make me more?”

In their now shared room Logan has a little bowl nestled on top of his baby bump, eating bits of red and white clay. “Virgil says that dirt and clay are not too uncommon for humans to crave during pregnancies, he says that it’s normally caused by minerals missing in a person’s diet!” Patton giggles as he retells the story, “We don’t actually get vitamins or minerals from eating but you still got a craving for it, maybe humans just need to feel grounded sometimes.” Logan flicks a ball of the soft clay at Patton, “That was terrible, absolutely terrible.” He still smiles, rubbing the bump before closing the lid on the bowl. “But it is a fascinating theory, tell me more about what you and Virgil found.”

[steakcy]

*trans your Wolverine* you’re welcome

[belushiii]

Wolverines have a very good sense of smell.

[cryptid-paint]

Poolverine girldads au: beach episode edition!

Wade is definitely the fun dad while Logan is the overprotective helicopter dad that will slather everyone's faces with sunscreen every 5 minutes lmao

[tssarinahavok1]

Lovely trans girls you would love to meet 🍆💦💦❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[battry-acid]

welcome to my kurt x logan x piotr propaganda. here's some anatomy practice with the boyfriends

[slut-mufffin]

"But wolverine isn't transmasc" explain to me then why he is 5'3" and full of rage

[mellosghosts]

uh guys why would someone say that to a grown ass man i dont get it

[canniba1cl0wn]

Logan without his big naturals is like an angel without its wings… god I love when Kurt is just perched on him for no reason they are so silly ToT

[logan-the-artist]

trans logan because i say so

[xandriagreat]

Meet the Sanders | Chapter 3

Prologue | Last chapter | Next chapter | Master post

Author’s note: This is for @stardustsides. Sorry that it took me so long! Writer's block!

Notice/warnings: yelling, caps, crashing, dealing

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When Lily opened her eyes, she gasped at the beautiful sight.

As soon as the bubbles went away, the old dirty city that she knew was replaced by a new clean city with a clear blue sky.

Lily looked around at the city in amazement as Virgil flew the time machine around, showing her the city.

The buildings looked so smooth and clean. There weren’t any cars but some people were either walking or traveling by bubbles! A construction sight being built took only an amount of minutes!

“Is this convincing evidence?” Virgil asked, looking at Lily as he drove the time machine around the city.

“Is it ever?” Lily asked back, still smiling big.

“Well, good.” Virgil said with a chuckle. “Let’s get back to the science fair and fix your Memory Scanner.”

A thought dawned onto Lily that made her smile. “Hey, I am not going to fix that.” she said out loud, thinking that she thought it was a great idea.

She thought that Virgil would agree.

But she was so wrong.

Virgil screeches the time machine to a halt, still floating in the air. “What?!” he exclaimed in shock as he looked at Lily after putting the time machine in park.

“Virgil, this is a time machine.” Lily explained her idea to him, still smiling. “Why fix the Memory Scanner when we can go back in time to see my mom now?”

Virgil was about to answer her question but stopped himself and had to think about it as he got the designs of the Memory Scanner out of the backpack.

“Look,” Virgil started with a serious face on. “Lily, the answer isn’t a time machine. It’s this.” He shows the paper to Lily, who rolled her eyes at it.

“This is nothing but the last failed project that I’m going to ever do.” Lily said, pointing at the design before taking it out of Virgil’s hands and starting to rip it.

“Hey! No!” Virgil exclaimed, getting out of the driver’s seat to pick up the ripped pieces of paper.

Lily saw that the driver’s seat was unoccupied, making her smile at the chance.

“You don’t know what I’ve been through, Virgil.” Lily said, getting out of her seat and going to the driver’s seat. She did pay attention to Virgil when he got it going and she was a fast learner.

She put the time machine in drive and was about to set the time. But before Lily could set the time, Virgil quickly jumped at her and yelled, “Lily no!”

The yell made Lily jump and press the forward pedal as she and Virgil fought over the wheel.

“Let go!” Virgil shouts at Lily as they fight over the wheel. “No, you let go!” Lily shouted back.

“I've just turned 13 years old! So that makes me older!” Virgil yelled again, pulling the wheel. “Well, I am from the past! So that makes me older than you!” Lily shouted back with the facts as she pulled the wheel.

Then the next thing that both of them knew was that the wing hit a building, damaging it, causing the two young tweens to pull the steering wheel out of the controls.

Lily and Virgil scream loudly and hold onto each other as the time machine plummets down to the ground of a green field.

The time machine bumped a few times when it hit the ground before sliding to a stop.

The young tweens panted heavily and slowly let go of each other. They were alive and alright, just in shock.

They looked at the broken off wheel of the time machine.

“I am so dead…” Virgil said out loud, his eyes wide.

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The tweens got out of the time machine to look at the rest of the damage.

The time machine was badly ruined and damaged as smoke came out of the engine.

“Oh this is very bad!” Virgil exclaimed, touching the windshield of the time machine as he looked at it. “I’m not allowed to drive this! I’m not even supposed to even look at it yet!”

Lily looked at Virgil, feeling sorry for him and wanted to help. “Well, isn’t there a repair shop for time machines?” she asked, trying to be responsible.

Virgil stopped for a moment and turned to look at her but then started to laugh before shouting at her, “You don’t understand! There are only TWO time machines in existence right now and the Bowler hat Person has the other one!”

‘So, a repare shop is out of the question…’ Lily thought as she tried to think of a plan. “Well, is there a place we can fix this? And if there is, I would like to help with what I can.” she said out loud.

Lily noticed that Virgil started to smile with a plan in his eyes. “You’re right!” he said, pulling her by the arm and shoving her to the time machine. “You broke it, you fix it!”

“Hey, that’s not fair! You broke it too!” Lily exclaimed, angrily. Then she took in a breath and calmed down before she asked, “How about we do a deal?”

Virgil walked over to her with a scowl. “Look, I gave you a deal and you broke the first deal!” he yelled at her. “How am I supposed to trust you?”

It didn’t scare her.

“Well, you told me that you were a cop from the future!” Lily pointed out. “How am I supposed to trust you?”

Virgil looked down at her as he calmed down. “You do have a good point.” he hummed, looking down to think.

“Look, if I fix this, you take me back to my mom.” Lily said, offering her hand to shake hands.

Virgil looked at it and her before nodding and shaking it with his hand.

“Let’s go take this to the garage at my place.” Virgil said, going to the back of the time machine with Lily.

“Why your place?” Lily asked in confusion.

“My father made this.” Virgil explained, glancing at Lily. “Actually, my father made most of the machines in the city. He’s the owner of the company that rebuilt the city.”

Lily hummed as they started to push the time machine to move it.

[de-dpool]

i ‘fw miku heavy’, as my fellow gen z say!

[steakcy]

More transmasc Logan 🥰

Old man Wolvie has to wear transtape because of course his tits figured out how to grow back after almost a century

[slamminslamminmcgill]

aaaaaaa i need poly deadclaws smoke session 🥺😵‍💫💖 you and wade being cringy stoners ripping wade's gravity bong together and logan walks in on you sitting in his lap on the couch.

"hey, honey badger, welcome home! aw, poor baby, you look so tired! you wanna hit?"

"the fuck are you two doing?"

“it’s called a gravity bong! a hallmark of stoner engineering! would you like a demonstration?”

"no."

“too bad.” wade puts the lighter in your hands, then squeezes them for encouragement. “show him, babes, just like i taught ya.”

you spark the lighter and carefully angle it into the bowl at the top. once it's lit, you grab the inner bottle and slooowly pull it upwards out of the water. the cloud inside it grows thicker, denser, bigger. it swells with the accompanying sounds of water underneath it. glug. glug. glug.

wade explains the mechanics to logan, “now THAT, boo boo bear, is about 2-liters of toke-a-cola right there. almost as fun as when they had cocaine in the recipe.” wade sneaks his hands under your baggy lounge shirt to pinch and pull your nipples, then gives you an open-mouthed kiss on your neck. he purrs his instructions to you. “chug it, honey-cunt.”

you rip the bowl out of the bottle, the smoke billowing out through the spout, and slurp it up as you sink the bottle down into the water. of course, the torrential cloud you had built was at LEAST 2-player content. you started coughing about a third of the way down, and wade had to take over.

“i got it, i got it!” he proclaimed, valiantly chugging what was left of the cloud. he blew some out and sighed with pleasure. “now… this kind of bong gives you… gives you BIG hits. so you get stupid fast.”

you nod in agreement, a hazy, air-headed smile on your face, “it also feels REALLY good for sex…”

"well, shit, why the hell ain't you lead with that?" logan climbs over the back of the couch and sits down next to you two. "give it here. show me how you work that thing.”

also i just KNOW logan gets giggly when he smokes weed it’s a fact god told me. he’s got cigar lungs so he takes to the gravity bong with surprisingly little coughing, but FUCK it makes him STUPID!!!! he gets super touchy feely too and he’ll prolly crawl on top of both of you.

“nngh, c’mon, lemme…” he grumbles, pawing for the bong that wade holds out of reach, “lemme hit it again…”

“i think the fuck not, babe! you will wait your turn in the rotation just like everyone else, young man!”

logan blows a raspberry at him and flops over to wade’s side. “pfft… bitch…”

“yes, sir, and that’s why you love me.”

he watches longingly as wade takes his rip, until his focus shifts to your shorts riding up on your thighs.

“hey. c’mere, boy.”

he tugs you into his lap and starts making out with you, stripping you from your comfy clothes, grinding his bulge up into your folds. you whimper, under your breath, and logan smirks, teasing you in hushed tones.

“ ‘s good, right?”

“mhm…”

“you gettin’ wet now?”

“mhm!”

once wade blows his smoke out, he notices what’s going on and gasps in mock offense.

“are you two seriously excluding me right now? what am i, ugly, or somethi—? wait, don’t answer that, i—“

“yes.”

“yep. knew that was coming. can’t even blame ya. i set you up for that one. anyway!”

wade pulls you to him by your hair and smooches your cheek affectionately before putting the lighter in your hands again.

“your turn, sweetie pie!”

and by the end of that rotation everyone’s clothes are off and you’re all touching each other’s junk 😌