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[ooc; art]

MOTIVATION ... where are you?? So sorry for disappearing for so long... I guess...

Anyways, NPC critters?? Cats?? Plums?? Still dunno! (i didn't add Soda's ocs(?)... And i forgot Lightblox...)

Phighters cats here

[phightingheadcanons]

GO GO GADGET HEADCANON DUMP

- rocket is partially deaf due to his hearing being worn down from years of explosion damage

- boombox is legally blind since spawn and uses the visor to see; even without the visor, though, he has amazing hearing

- traffic is book dumb, but has a lot of street smarts; pwnatious is the opposite, being quite intelligent but without much wisdom due to their sheltered upbringing

- subspace has a forked tongue like a snake

- sword loves bullet hell games and rocket enjoys watching him play

- shuriken once wore a dress and platform stilettos to a phight to one-up scythe for the shits and giggles

- darkheart sometimes shows up in random demons' houses to put a singular fish in their fridge and leave

- vine staff knows acoustic guitar and piano

- sword gets along very well with birds

- skateboard wears fake horns with his helmet due to being self-conscious about the fact his real ones broke in a skating accident

- ban hammer loves dino nuggets

- the thieves' den roommates have mario kart nights; every time it ends in rage and broken property

- katana makes little wood carvings and gives them as gifts

- if provoked, medkit will insult you in the most flowery yet ego-obliterating way possible

- hyperlaser is like an ipad baby but 38 years old and exclusively for cat videos

- katana is tech illiterate and posts like a grandma on facebook

- mx bot once hacked a biograft and accidentally gave it the ability to feel emotions

- subspace randomly dms medkit with the most unhinged shit no matter how many times he blocks him

- she/he/it subspace

- scythe cannot play chess for the life of her. every time she breaks the rules she's like "it's legal 'cause i said so. now shut your mouth b'fore i git yer ass"

- ghostwalker is british

- icedagger uses a lot of filler words (like 'uh' and 'like') and has a slight stutter

- firebrand sends minion memes to the other deities

- traffic sometimes takes ghosdeeri and lightblox along on his adventures, especially being gentle and caring towards lightblox

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[trafficconesingames]

Astro Bot

[coneindajunkyard]

got the trash gang back together fo' a..special event. fuck illumina and fuck they shitty ass cult.

pics from last night

it was lowkey kinda nice to see everyone again although they kinda hate me. especially bot. but fuck it, i missed em' all

[callsign-relic]

Silverline on Cybertron walking over miles upon miles of traffic on his morning commute, chuckling to himself as tons of angry vehicle bots honk at both him and each other.

“You’d think they’d make laws against this…” as he steps over another packed highway.

[nottherightdemon]

phightcember!!

here we go again, i am so phreakin tired rn

Day 24

Day 25

Day 26

Day 27

Day 28

I..don't know what a OTP is?-

Day 29

Day 30

He can smell you

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

gonna go on another bot purge tonight so here's your friendly Reminder that if you have nothing on your blog (default icon/header/title, no rbs/likes) uhhhh i Will think you're a bot and you Will be blocked <3

[the-badger-mole]

AU Bot Plots: Traffic Jammin'

"Crap..." Suki groaned and let her head hit her steering wheel. She was officially late. On her first day of work.

On the bright side, Suki mused, a traffic jam this bad had to have some newsworthy cause, so it's not like her new boss could rightfully blame her. Suki called her supervisor to let her know that she'd be late. Extremely late. Then she ended the call as quickly as she could, and settled herself for the long wait. She had just started an audio book, and she still had her breakfast and coffee, so at least she wouldn't be bored and hungry.

As she listened to her book, Suki's eyes wandered around the parking lot that had once been a busy freeway. There were people staring ahead, looking drained and defeated. More than a few drivers leaning on their horns and shouting what Suki was certain were very colorful and creative swear words, as if that would make whatever disaster happened up the road clear faster. There were some who, like Suki, were resigned to the situation and making the best of it with whatever means were available to them. Then there was that guy.

He was in the lane beside Suki, but his car had stopped half a length behind her, so she didn't notice him right away. She noticed his car first, in her side mirror. It was visibly rocking, and at first, Suki thought it was another driver having a tantrum. His face was screwed up and he was clearly shouting something. Discreetly, Suki turned in her seat to observe him. He wasn't shouting, she realized after a moment. He looked too happy. He was...singing? Whatever song was playing, he seemed to be enjoying it. Suki moved her seat back a bit to get a better look in her mirror. The man seemed to be around her age. Tall, if she could judge while he was seated. He had a full sleeve of tattoos running up one of his sable brown arms, and piercings up the ear that Suki could see. His eyes- a vivid blue- were sparkling with mirth, as if this traffic jam was the most fun he'd had all day.

The cars began to inch forward, and Suki scrambled to put her car into drive so she could creep eight inches up with the rest of traffic. Her neighbor pulled up, too, and ended up right next to her. He was still rocking to whatever was on his radio, and Suki watched with an amused smirk as he put his heart and soul into his air guitar solo. He tossed his head back (shaved sides with the hair on the top of his head loose and falling around his ears) and saw his audience. Suki couldn't help but laugh when he froze and his face turned an interesting shade of dusky rose. Impulsively, Suki rolled her window down and motioned for him to do the same. The man shut of his radio and put his passenger window down.

"You look like you're having fun," Suki said, grinning at him.

"Well, if you can't get to the party, be the party, I always say," the man joked, grinning back.

"I've got to know what you're listening to!"

"It's a new song by my sister's band," the man told her. "They're really good. They're called The Sea Wolves."

"Shut up!" Suki squealed. "I love the Sea Wolves! I saw them play at the Jasmine Dragon last summer. Your sister's in that band? Wait...is your sister-"

"Katara Imiq." The man nodded proudly. "They gave me an advance copy of their next single. You maybe wanna come over and listen?" His face was endearingly hopeful, and Suki bit her lips to fight back a giggle. It was out of character for her to get into a stranger's car...but the traffic didn't seem like it would be moving anytime soon...

Suki turned off her car, grabbed her phone and her coffee and climbed into the passenger seat of Katara Imiq's brother's car. Shaking her head slightly at herself, Suki stuck her hand out to the man.

"I'm Suki." The man took her hand and flashed her a crooked smile that made her heart skip.

"Sokka."

[rivangel]

ao3 is being DDOS’d by homophobic puritans???

[7183-war]

[UNTITLED #07]

i was thinking about robot so hard i almost missed my turn

[phightingheadcanons]

Fuck it, tail/animal part/wutever u call it headcanons but alot of characters r left out bc I didn't think about them

Mx Bot: Bat

Spray Paint: Goat

Katana: Centipede

Hyperlaser: Mako shark

Paint Bucket: Goat

Graffiti: Maned wolf

Subspace: Stag beetle

Traffic: Raccoon

Shuriken: Flying gecko

Boombox: Bull

Rainbau: Parrot

The Dollmaker: Impala/Rooibok

Lord Pwn: Moose

Ghostdeeri: Deer

Scythe: Rattlesnake

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[cherry-shot]

thinking about the dead internet theory...

what if the reason most people dislike furries is bc they are one of the last bastions of fully genuine humane content on the internet and everyone now is sooo sanitized by algorythmic and ai generated content that find anything out of the norm repulsive?

[izztreme-art-n-stuff]

Day 24 - Miles To Go

I just love this little dude

[wetpapert0wel]

gaiaonline is getting their games back.....we should run from other social medias & go there........

[thedemonsurfer]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

@sleepyjuniper JUNE THE BOT IS CRITICIZING MY MUSIC TASTES NOW!!