#trad wife life is a scam

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Identifying furries by their fursonas

Fox- this is the default fursona for the default furry, namely a twink with a blown out fucked to death asshole

Vixen- Girl fox referred to as a vixen is an egg, girl fox just referred to as a fox is an out trans woman

Kistune - the same as above but weeb flavor

he-wolf - a greasy guy who weighs 12 pounds soaking wet and wears a fedora. republican.

she-wolf - the butchest bull dyke you ever saw

coyote - manic depressive. always on something. the drug connection at any furry party

Cat- always a woman

black cat - could be any gender but always goth

kitten/kitty - a trans sex worker, has an only fans they really want you to know about.

bobcat - older dude. wants people to think he's ex-military

Jaguar - an older black guy. will probably have the word "black" in his fursona's name

lion - just a huge asshole

tiger - another asshole. old. wants you to believe he's ex military or ex-police, probably a member of the dorsai irregulars. major grill dad vibes

jackal - a huge asshole and a slut. white gay racist, probably transphobic

cougar - either a trans woman or a terf. there's no in between

Horse - white woman who identifies as 2 Spirit or a guy who wants to be stomped on

Pony - gay nazi

unicorn - either the absolute gayest dude you can be or a 9 year old girl. sometimes a late in life transition

Tanuki - latino

badger - either a huge lesbian or an old avuncular straight guy. possible sex pest

Raccoon - nature's greatest mistake. too normie to be furry, too furry to be normie. dilf.

bat - either a goth or a real annoying shit (some overlap). invader zim fanboy. doesn't drink alcohol but claims to act crazy on "sugar highs." definitely has dabbled in webcomics

cow - a woman. maternal. mom friend or mommy dom. milf. possibly trans femme

steer - a big strong fat rough trade gay guy

sheep - mom vibes

pretty much any farm animal - mom vibes

domestic pig - wild card. might be a wet and messy fetish thing tho or a trash eating thing. loves to be stinky. loves to talk about being stinky.

wild pig - trans masc

skunk - either a fat beardy guy who has a tumblr blog about animation squash & stretch or a stoner gal. very straight. the straightest. a kinsey 0. has strong feelings about what the fandom used to be like before there were all these kids in it.

rat - is a huge asshole as a front, probably likes talking cigars

lemur - autistic

sloth - 420 blaze it. will never finish any commissions

chakat - an older cishet man who thinks the fandom is too political & refers to "anime" as "japanimation"

sergel - nazi

citra - the biggest dipshit you've ever met

procyon - furry equivalent of the thomas jefferson miku binder pic. you should not be talking to this person, this is a literal child

weasel - a girl with cluster b personality disorders

ferret - a person who has at least one pet ferret, but probably many

mole - this person thinks they're in a beatrix potter story

guinea pig/chinchilla/jerboa/gerbil/any kind of fat rodent you can keep as a pet - the sweetest person you will ever meet

armadillo/pangolin/anteater/aardvark - smug, contrarian. "i just wanna be different"

mouse - vore fetishist, prey. sub.

hyena - vore fetishist, pred. probably trans masc

otter - a dommy twink, possible enby

bear - gay

panda - absolutely a white person pretending to be asian. probably running a gofund me scam with a suspicious story about how they're a professional nintendo gamer who injured their hand or something

bullfrog - a huge fat hairy straight guy

any other frog - inflation or rubber fetishist

axolotl/newt/salamander - genderfluid enby

rabbit - trad wife trans woman

squirrel - autistic and gay

deer - gay

gazelle - zootopia megafan

monkey - punk DIY artist type, definitely loves weed

ape - absolutely baffling. nothing this person does or says makes any sense. you will be left wondering whether you're speaking to a child, a person with severe mental issues, or someone who doesn't have english as a first language

elephant - mom friend

hippo - a fat fetishist or a transformation fetishist

rhino - an older cishet dude who wants to project a curmudgeonly yet approachable aura

kangaroo - definitely not an australian person. extremely focused kinkster, usually feet or inflation. more STDs than should be possible to carry

koala - an asian woman

virginia opossum - anarchist/communist punk trans man who makes zines and/or comics

australian possum - just here to have fun. wants everyone else to be having fun too. wacky funster. (sugar gliders and flying squirrels fall under this category)

any other marsupial - poser

monotremes - extreme poser, don't even bother

doberman- gay dude who tops from the bottom or a cop (there is some overlap)

german shepherd - a nazi or a cop (there is substantial overlap). definitely a furry raider. he will wear his cop uniform to con and after con will post videos pretending that someone was rude to him

afghan - arch femme

basset hound - racist

puppy - sub, probably an egg. extremely draining. cries a lot

all other dogs - just dudes being bros (gender neutral)

dragon - the furries of furries. like to talk about eating "sammiches" and "chocklit." probably an adult baby lifestyler. they will send DMs that just say "hi." they like to RP and when they contact you about a potential commission they are actually just trying to trick you into RP

griffin - the same as above but also a brony

snake - sissy hypno fetishist

turtle - an old man, probably southern. an ironic grandpa.

other scalies - furry in denial. either a child or an old person from CYD. the world's last something awful goons

any fursona with latino vibes - white

any fursona with asian vibes - latino

any fursona with native american vibes - eastern european

avian - girl who's not like other girls. hippie. vegan.

raven/crow - agender voidgoth

chicken - mom vibes

dinosaur - the absolute biggest nerd. probably has an actual degree in paleontology. definitely dresses like miss frizzle.

any invertebrate - not a real furry, their girlfriend just made them get a furaffinity account before they could get ass. either that or they've never even heard of furry, they just came up with the idea of anthropomorphics from first principles. a biology teacher or weirdo (there is some overlap)

amoeba - this is a troll

[a-hypnos-v]

Yo can someone make a webcomic about the daily life of tumblr bots?

Like imagine:

There’s this group of robots that have like, a bunch of different aesthetics and their personalities range from like…”wine aunt” to “*aggressively believes in astrology*” to “egirl” to “trad wife” and stuff. And the comic’s about them gossiping and complaining about the people they scam, while they try to trick people into giving them their money (even though they’re low key dog water at it) and even though they say lingo like “yasss girl”, and “slay queen” they’re speaking patterns are still hella robot-like and stuff..

[papirouge]

i see this whole "traditional marriage and family" hype in Christian circles but idk, it leaves a nasty taste in my mouth.

I prefer husband and wife to be a team rather than some levels thing and families have so many different situations and needs that boxing them in one position and even under God's name is just icky

Those people treat Christianity and Christian relationship dynamics like an aesthetic, and I don't like that.

It's like people who pointed out that there's no 50 years old tradwife content on TikTok. Why? because they either got washed out by this life (unhappy marriage, cheating, divorce that left them financially in the dust) OR they have an actual fulfilling life they don't need to showcase online 24/7.

All those tradwife chicks in their 20s performing their trad life are scams bc there's nothing less traditional than having a TikTok account anyway...

On the same aspect, those self professed Christian couples over sharing online are fishy. The Convenant of marriage should be between a man, a woman and God - not a man, a woman and God and the plentiful of people you flaunt your marriage to which will ultimately parasite your relationship.

[ramblesbambles]

The more I go on dates with men the more disgusted I am.

I have no problem with them, although I seem to attract more dudes i deem more friends than anything. Maybe it's because how I've always had male friends but remembering that I'm on a date with a guy who probably just wants to fuck makes me weary. I find them attractive yet disgusting, I'm interested in intimacy but I worry my fantasy seems to gloss over reality. Sometimes I wish I was cut off from sexual hormones, removing my uterus and part of the brain that makes the hormone. Though I'd want it frozen ig, save it for later lol. All the slime and kinks of it makes me disgusted, women are no better. Maybe it gets better when you try it kinda thing but it makes me gag. I seem to be getting too comfortable sharing on this app. My bad I guess, then again no one is reading this besides some FBI plant. That and I can't find someone who likes my wants for life. I want a farmhouse with gothic decor, they want a 6 ft flat screen TV and a gaming room so they can start their "streaming career". Or a trad wife who doesn't get into politics or isn't without god. God, I hate it. And I can't tell if I want to spend my life with anyone anyway. I just want a nice farm house, as well off artist with a horse to care for. But god knows those two things don't fit if you don't go to college, go to a prestigious four year and learn how to finance so you can scam people because you're a 'local' farm.

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