#tracking packages

[blapeh]

this is litterally me rn waiting on a cd and jeans

[todays-xkcd]

Ugh, it says they attempted delivery but "Nobody was home."

Odyssey [Explained]

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[Ponytail, Cueball and Hairy are standing in a room, each wearing a party hat. Ponytail is to the left of Cueball and Hairy. Cueball is in the middle, holding something, presumably a present.] Ponytail: Happy birthday! Cueball: Oh cool, Emily Wilson's Iliad translation!

[Cueball is now alone, sitting at a laptop. He has taken his party hat off and put it onto a book on his desk.] Cueball: I never read her Odyssey. I should read that, too.

[Arising from computer screen:] The Odyssey (2017) Emily Wilson Arrives Friday Order [Cueball clicks order]

[The computer now says the book has left the warehouse and will arrive on Friday by 8pm.] Package Tracking Order Status: Departed Warehouse Expected: Friday by 8pm

[Cueball clicks refresh] [The computer now says the book has been swept by winds to the island of lotus eaters and might arrive around 2033.] Package Tracking Swept by winds to the island of the lotus eaters Expected: ?? 2033 ?? [Cueball clicks refresh]

[gaybuckybarnesss]

NICK BOSA 2019 NFL Scouting Combine

[cinamun]

UPS Man™ took his bantus down. @khadijah551 got the loc game sewed up I fear.

[deoidesign]

Sketching

[studyblr-perhaps]

20/08/24 || Tuesday

Happy belated Rakshabandhan to the ones who celebrate! (For the ones who don't know what it is, its a festival when sisters tie an ornamental band on brothers wrists in exchange for protection. Now it's symbolic and we tie the bands in exchange for gifts lmfao). I got a watch as a gift from my cousin brother!!! At the perfect time too, cause I forgot both my watches at home while coming back to uni.

My thesis work is finally moving a bit and it's equally daunting as is exciting. I'm looking forward to the coming year haha.

[conscydraws]

Order 38. Undelivered.

[awesomefringey]

In early 1D when Louis used to get boners all the time (because of Harry) his dick used to go on his left side inside his pants. But nowadays, while not (necessarily) erect, it's more on his right side. An interesting development!

[Harry meme credit: @ladychlo]

[yesterdays-xkcd]

I don't even *want* this package! Why did I join the stinging insect of the month club, anyway?

Online Package Tracking [Explained]

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Online Package Tracking: Pros: Convenient, Useful Cons: Makes you crazy

[Megan is sitting at a computer.] *refresh* Megan: Aww, still in Memphis. *refresh* Megan: Aww, still in Memphis. *refresh* Megan: Aww, still in Memphis.

[superbellsubways]

he is home

[kidfur]

im sitting so so patiently

[aliengirl]

im so mad. i spent ages doind the 56 swatches for the pattern version of the bear. then i did the whole 56 for the care-bear-esque one, and i override my folder. the wrong one. after i didnt save my package with the swatches. so i basically lost all the work i did. great.

[deadpanwalking]

#“you are not immune to propaganda” problem is some of you have absolutely no fucking immune system

thank you! i'm so sick of being nice about this particular thing. this webbed site is so invested in telling people it's okay if they fall for a little blood libel as a treat

I feel like I'm going insane. That post was well-intentioned and I hope it reaches people who need to see it, but the fact that OP and their friends hung out with fascists for hours before they began to suspect something was off is absolutely fucking wild to me—the dogwhistles wouldn't have even registered if they hadn't walked past a literal synagogue, and they only picked up on those because they recognized the rhetoric as things the Klansmen in their family would say. OP is in their 30s, btw—that level of credulity in an adult is objectively horrifying! If I truly believed every gentile leftist were that susceptible, I'd fucking kill myself.

[mixmioart]

slooooowly trying to figure out if i could ever sell washi tapes (and other stuff i bring to cons) online and its. well. why is tracked shipping so EXPENSIVE

[m4gp13]

Thinking about Luke's thread being cut before Percy even got to camp, thinking about Al's siblings being dead already by his first on-page appearance, thinking about Ethan having made the trade that sealed his fate before we even met him, thinking about The Oresteia "This was always going to happen. She's been dead since the beginning." thinking about John Darnielle "Their fate has already staked its claim on them from the moment they appear on-screen." thinking about Matthew Stover "This story happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. It is already over. Nothing can be done to change it."

Thinking about Richard Siken "You're going to die in your best friend's arms. And you play along because it's funny, because it's written down, you've memorised it, it's all you know. I say the phrases that keep it all going, and everybody plays along."

Thinking about how fate is a tangible and unavoidable thing in the pjo world and every single time, it stakes its claim no matter what the characters do to avoid it. The three Fates know when your string will be cut and have full control over it. The oracle always knows who will die, where and when, while the people in question can only cross their fingers and hope the prophecy isn't referring to them. Because if it is, then it is.

[kiitruss]

ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE ITS HERE MY @fure-dcmk PACKAGE IS HERE

I LOVE IT ALL SO SOSOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH IM SO HAPPY EVERYTHINGS SUCH NICE QUALITY AND THE DOUJIN IS SO CUTE AND SILLY IM ACTUALLY SO OBSESSED IM SO HAPPY

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FREEBIES!!!!:

THIS ITTY BITTY SHINICHI HAD ME SO SHOCKED CUS HE JUST FLEW OUT AS I WAS TAKING THINGS OUT OF THE BOX AND IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO SILLY AND UNEXPECTED

I ADORE EVERYTHING SO MUCH HHHRRHFGGGGGHH