#toxic yuri poll

[toxic-yuri-poll]

ROUND FOUR

two paths lay before you. good luck

> [????????]

> [o] Tick.

[problematic-yuri-poll]

more entries means it'll take longer before the poll starts, but remember there is no limit to how many entries one person can send in, and if there's enough demand and entries, multiple brackets could even happen!

if you're here from the tags and seeing us for the first time, the submission form is in the pinned ^_^

[bra1nw0rmz]

Been sitting in my wips bc I didn’t know what to do w/ the background!!

[lazycranberrydoodles]

i do not remember the plot of scum villain because i read it in 2020 and it feels like a fever dream now so my characterization is entirely based off of the fanon on my dash.

hualian are my favorite but i do feel that bingqiu deserve the win. tgcf is VERY yuri, but svsss has gender as a main theme and both characters keep getting compared to maidens. overall there are more explicit references to women regarding bingqiu.

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

[toxicyuribracket]

Toxic Yuri Bracket Round 22

[do-you-ship-it-polls]

sorry if some of these are not toxic. i dont know them.

propaganda under the cut. there is so much

Junko and Mikan (Danganronpa)

Toxic yuri but it’s actually so toxic it ended the world for a while

Alicent Hightower and Rhaenyra Targaryen (House of the Dragon)

Doomed toxic Yuri with all the hate and yearning. They were childhood friends (whose actresses played them as having romantic feelings for one another) until parental abuse/patriarchy intervened and they became enemies yet still care about each other despite it all. Situationship so bad it caused a civil war. Gays divorcing without even breaking up. Also they have matching scars on their arms that they inflicted indirectly and directly. Basically if the realm allowed gay marriage they would have been an awesome ruling and happy couple. Childhood friends to enemies to friends to reluctant enemies (the love is there but it’s a tragedy - not enough to save them) idk they are driving me insane.

Misty Quigley and Natalie Scatorccio (Yellowjackets)

ACTUAL toxic yuri

Taco and Microphone (Inanimate Insanity)

Listen, I just want to see the controversy. There is a whole blog dedicated to tacomic discourse. I want everyone to bark and snarl and bite. I’m an avid tacomic shipper btw, I ❤️ toxic yuri

Jasper and Lapis Lazuli (Steven universe)

It’s all “toxic yuri <333” until the yuri is toxic /j

Rika Furude and Satoko Hojo (Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni)

They are baby married and living together (with no adults???) in the main Higurashi story but Gou focuses on their relationship and how focused on Rika Satoko is (spoilers: she is time looping and killing them both to do so and stay together)

TL:DR Codependent Doomed Toxic Yuri. Long version: They are extremely codependent childhood friends who literally lived together since they were preteens because they are both orphans. Both would rather kill themselves then live in a world where they aren't by each other's side. (Spoilers) In Higurashi Gou/Sotsu, they attend a prestigious catholic all-girld school together and become more distant towards each other. Timeloop shannigans occur where Satoko keeps trying to convince Rika to not go to said school- but every loop ends with Rika still wanting to go and Satoko killing herself to reset the loop. All of this eventually makes Satoko (who has horrible abandonment issues) trap Rika in timeloop so they can relive their childhood forever even if gruesome murders occur in every loop. There's even a gut pulling scene- they are literally the ship of all time.

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Cyberverse Slipstream

[wouldlesbiansexfixthem]

Nicole/Jecka (Class of '09)

[queeringclassiclit]

Guinevere Pendragon & Morgan le Fay

from Arthurian Legend

[jtkgutz]

Samarina moment

[toxic-yuri-poll]

FINAL ROUND

[problematic-yuri-poll]

Problematic Yuri Tournament - Finals

Gushing Over Magical Girls vs. Happy Sugar Life

Gushing Over Magical Girls (manga by Ononaka Akihiro) [explicit]

Submitted problematic elements: PHEW BOY, what isn't problematic about it? Sexual assault, manipulation, the entire cast being underage.

Submitted content warnings: Sexual assault for sure, noncon, dubcon, ageplay, bdsm

Submitted propaganda: Its genuinely good. Its a genuinely interesting story with excellent character designs and entertaining characters and the horniness is not just a coating of titties for fanservice, but fundamental to the plot. It is about self discovery and learning to accept yourself but not letting your desires consume you. The action is tense. The relationships between characters are interesting. Each character is charming in their own way, from the flop loser MC who is playing villain because she's hard up for magical girls to the magical girl who joined the good team bc the others watched her beat a demon in the head with a brick to the supervillain college dropout who wants to rule the world. There is an overarching mystery concerning why and how these girls gained power to begin with (i do NOT trust that little shit of a mascot). The mood and tone of the story is so masterful-- you can TELL when somethings wrong. There is also some very good comedy all throughout-- it's just a super fun read! They also got their first season of an anime recently (which is somehow hornier than the manga) so.

Happy Sugar Life (manga by Kagisora Tomiyaki) [suggestive; gore/violence]

Submitted problematic elements: Kidnapping and age gap

Submitted content warnings: Suicide, gore, spousal and child abuse

Submitted propaganda: the cycle of abuse doesn't stop with them!!!!

[fabuladorah]

Guys I need to proof my counsin wrong. Dont dissapoint me, pleaseee.

[jejushipbracket]

Is your ship JeJu? Let us know!

Sometimes you think about unhinged love. And then you realize that perhaps whoever wrote Judas and Jesus (from the bible)'s interactions was perhaps the world's most famous fujoshi and/or fudanshi. This is what that is. Not afilliated to JeJu Hater Polls who I Will Not Name.

RULES:

For a ship to be JeJu, it must fit at least one of the following criteria:

Person A betrays Person B to the point it leaves a lasting impact. Either to the person, narrative or real life.

Person B outshines Person A to the point some hatred or ill will is left behind. Maybe leads to point 1.

Person A and Person B know each other but one (or both parties) know that their relationship will not end well.

Person A and Person B are doomed to hurt one another not only in a toxic way but also in a biblical way (for example, prophecies, foreshadowing, etcetera)

Person B is literally a god and Person A is a mortal who knows that they are powerless next to B (simillar to 2).

Person A and Person B are quite literally JeJu/JeJu parallels.

If you make a really convincing point not on here on why a pair is JeJu I might add it too.

Pairings must only be queer in nature (mlm or wlw or NB/F-M-NB). Straight pairings are NOT allowed!!!!!!!

No real life people and/or avatars of real life people (VTubers, Youtubers, Band Personas a-la Daft Punk, MCYT). For the sake of this argument, the bible counts as fiction due to it's improbable nature and also because I say so. I will not argue about this.

As an addendum, arguably historic stories (mythos, old folk tales, etcetera.) are allowed as long as you can convince me about it. The RPF rule is mostly about currently alive people, people who have living relatives, and whatnot. I'll let you history majors fight it out, sure. Also don't be weird about it.

Ha//rry P////tt/er and H/zbin H/t/////el/ are not allowed in the victinities due to discourse. I will also not argue about this.

No incest or pedophilia.

Depending on submissions that's how we're going to decide the bracket size. Do be ready for any changes in the ruling depending on how it all goes! Poll is projected to end on NOVEMBER 30TH. For fun.

Amen.

[toxicsludgeyaoi]

Toxic Sludge Yuri - Homestuck Preliminaries: Vrisrezi Vs Aravris Vs Jasproserose

[Vote for whichever ship you like more. The two ships with more votes will move onto the bracket.]

Propaganda under cut. Note: spoilers for these medias may be below.

Vrisrezi propaganda

"Vriska blinded Terezi and in revenge Terezi half blinded Vriska and blew her arm off. Vriska is the main toxic one, conaidering she is generally just an awful person, but Terezi feeds into it a lot. They are simultaneously horrible for eachother and tye best for eachother. They deserve eachother."

Aravris propaganda

"they hate eachother, like actually try and kill eachother. Its homoerotic though. I love girls who kill eachother"

Jasproserose propaganda

"This is Dirkhal for women. Imagine you are Rose Lalonde. You play some stupid world ending game. You get to bring something to life. You combine your childhood cat who you loved so much and never showed it and a fucked up doll. Three years later, the same thing happens to you. Not you, but a dead version of yourself. Then, out of love, your cat/doll/ghost thing touches her. This combines them. Now there's Jasprose. It's you, a dead you, your cat, Jaspers, and a doll. She's honest. You're never honest. She's like you, but because of the cat thing, drops the act of being smart and better than everyone. She loves you, she loves women, she loves indulgence. You do not allow yourself to love these, not as much as she does. You look down on her for being you, for exposing you. She just loves you. You hate her. It's great!!"