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fanficsandfluff · 4 years ago

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The Snyder Cut: Headcanons (mostly of the tickly nature)

Bruce Wayne (Batman) ~ Batfleck, my love

He’s such a lover boy, and I can say that though I don’t exactly know how to explain what I mean. You just gotta understand.

He cares so strongly about EVERYONE. e v e r y o n e. Alfred, fucking loves the guy, jokes with him. The fucking “This is Alfred, I work for him.” MY MAN, STOP!

I think he just really wants to get along with everyone and wants everyone to get along in general.

But he lowkey crushes on Diana (at least in his mind, he’s keeping it lowkey, but we all see what’s happening)

I love the idea of this big hunk of a man getting soft with someone like Diana.

She makes him genuinely laugh this one time by saying something funny, and then they’re both laughing together.

Bruce definitely has one of those laughs where he throws his head back and shit and you can see his like Adam’s apple bobbing and everything.

But that’s if he’s really laughing.

And he has loud “HA”’s that are like really short but loud and then he kinda just snickers to himself for a while, holding his stomach.

And dude, the scene in freaking uhh… i think it’s BvS I’m not 100% (maybe i fucking imagined it who knows) where she like comes over to him and is fixing his wound….. tickle scenario hand picked from the gods right there

I can see a whole, “Woah!” from Bruce when Diana traces her fingers on some sensitive skin. And that Gal Godot smile is on her in an INSTANT.

Bruce will laugh if he’s with the right person. Like I headcanon that if he’s being tickled, he will laugh if it’s done by Diana or Barry, then like he’ll be forced to laugh if it’s Clark bc he overpowers the poor bat, but then he just has these hilarious bouts of angry growls and chuckles if Arthur is going after him.

I can’t even write about Batfleck being a ler because I will literally explode, so I’m done here

(((((butseriouslyifanyonewantstotalklerbatfleckwithmehmuplz)))))

Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)

I know the GIF isn’t from ZSJL but just let me live, ok? (Also I couldn’t find the one of Gal wiggling her fingers YOU KNOW THE ONE I’M TALKING ABOUT)

First off, Gal is the most horrible queen of giggles. I’ve seen those blooper reels. My god, girl, how do you keep getting hired?

SHE HAS SUCH A BIG SMILE IT’S LIKE THE ROCK IDK HOW THEIR TEETH AND MOUTH GET SO WIDE LOOKING

Diana will start tickle fights without a doubt.

She’s already very trustful and I also feel pretty handsy with people, especially those she may feel close to. So if she’s playful, you best watch out.

Her favorite targets are Bruce and Barry. I will not take criticism. Diana attacking Barry and reducing him to panicky shrieky laughs is my #1 thought. It’s not even living rent free, I’m commissioning it to be there.

Diana is one to laugh with her victims. She will wreck them and have a great time doing so.

She’ll be ticklish if she wants to be, but it isn’t often she gets pinned and tickled or anything like that.

The guys try to stay away from her or not go after her with tickles for fear of retaliation.

AQUAMAN, CYBORG, SUPERMAN, AND THE FLASH UNDER THE CUT

Arthur Curry (Aquaman)

So…. my man isn’t really ticklish. I really don’t think he is, I feel like his Atlantean genes make his skin a special kind of hard, if that makes sense?

THAT BEING SAID ARTHUR IS THE BIGGEST LER OMGGG

He’ll try and act all cool and ‘whatever’ around the League cuz that’s kind of his persona.

But he slowly gets to like them more and more and his playful side starts to come out.

He’ll tickle Barry out of pure annoyance. Like if Barry makes any kind of comment, he’ll just point his finger out and get that glint in his eye and Barry is sprinting for the hills.

Here’s my favorite headcanon: Arthur will tickle Bruce because he knows it pisses him off when he does it. Bruce will fight back and keep Arthur in his sights at all time and curse and growl at him. And Arthur thinks it’s hilarious.

Arthur as a ler will taunt and tease until the cows come home

“Huh, big guy? What’s that? Ahawww that’s what I thought!... Not so fast/tough/etc. now!... I will wreck you.”

Victor Stone (Cyborg)

Unfortunately… not ticklish. :(

But this boy has the sweetest laugh you will ever hear, and I will die on that hill.

Now that he has friends (superpowered friends, no less), he can slowly come alive and be himself.

I can see Victor not getting involved in tickle fights at first, but at a certain point he’ll be all like, “Okay, step aside so we can do this right” and just PIN THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER IS BEING TICKLED. His extra robot arms are killer!

Okay, when he laughs for the first time in front of the group, there’s that cliche moment of pause where everything stops and everyone just stares and listens to him. It’s so rare to hear him laugh because the poor kid barely even smiled around them in the beginning.

He SMIRKS

Now hear me out on this…

Okay, so half a face. Great. Weird. We love it. But you can see all of mischievous Victor when the guy SMIRKS. You see his eye squint and you can swear his robot eye gets a gleam of a different color.

Wait honestly as I was writing that, the thought of Victor’s eye and like his apparatus changing color based on his mood is golden.

Me sitting here, lowkey wishing Victor’s robot body had some kind of cuddly mode like Baymax lmfaoooo

Like the defense mode his body went into when he was around resurrected Supes, but for cuddles and being cute.

Clark Kent (Superman)

I was debating even including any headcanons for Superman bc I don’t care about him much, honestly.

I am v happy they kept in the whole ‘him staring at Flash through the speed storm’ scene bc I laughed so hard at that the first time i saw Josstice League in the theater.

Also I didn’t really like the black superman costume??? I’m not a comic buff, so I’m assuming that’s why. I am like the one person who missed the color from the Josstice League cut. Don’t miss the stupid red sky in the finale, but I miss every other ounce of color that was just SUCKED right out of the Snyder Cut.

Clark and Bruce are besties now, I don’t make the rules. Bruce bought the man his house back. By buying the bank. He’ll take care of him.

And I’ve always simped for those two ever since BvS, bc I’ve already written like two fics where they tickle each other.

Clark overpowering Bruce to tickle the shit out of him makes me so happy lol. Big strong boy Batfleck looking thiccc over here… but put him against Superman and he’s donezo. Because as mentioned earlier, I do think Bruce is pretty ticklish.

But Clark can have his lee side when he’s feeling nice

He’s got that mighty chuckle, almost like how Thor might laugh.

And he really likes getting involved in tickle fights with the League. He knows all of them are sorta afraid of him on the daily anyway, but have that power added to a tickle fight and it’s fun as hell.

He’s gotten taken down by them ONCE. And I mean exactly (1) O N C E.

They all teamed up. Bing, bang, boom. Pinned him to the floor and they each took an area of skin and fucking SQUEEZED AND WIGGLED. They were trying to incapacitate him as quickly as possible. And dangummit, he laughed a lot! Like Clark realized just how ticklish he could feel if he wanted to feel it.

And don’t even get me started on Lois, he’s big on getting her to giggle and she likes toying with him and running her hands all over his body (bc who wouldn’t?)

Barry Allen (The Flash)

I waited to write about Barry last because I have so much to say about this character....

and then I fell asleep and waited until the next day to write anything down about him so now I’m totally not in the mood and I forgot all the salient points I was planning on making.

fuck you, michelle.

I got a weird relationship with this character. He was mad annoying in the Josstice League. Thank goodness they trimmed his bad jokes down.

But now....

when he got hurt at the end and he was like crying and shit oh my god I wanted to hug him

His character got so... good

And I’m now at the right age where I can think about myself in a relationship with this character with no changes or shame

We both out here trying to find that one good job after college and everything

BARRY JUST WANTS FRIENDS, GUYS

HE’S THAT CUTE

And then he got this whole found family schtick with the Justice League!!! Lookit him!!! Thriving!

He has total little brother energy

like, pesky little brother. Bothers everyone, looks over people’s shoulders while they’re deep in thought or concentrating on something.

Asks a lot of questions.

All the more reason for the gang to want to tickle the shit out of him.

Barry just reads like a super ticklish lee. Like his whole character.

Maybe touch starved because he said he needed friends, and I don’t think he has siblings??? (sorry if i’m wrong about that, comic fans)

I already named some of my fav headcanons about him getting tickled by like Diana and such, and I’m sticking with it.

Barry does flee. He runs away with super speed.... but sometimes he just kinda wants the tickles so he lets them have at him.

The chase is all part of the fun with tickling Barry, though. That’s what makes it so entertaining. And Barry isn’t afraid to be a little shit about it either. He will super-speed around his pursuers and poke their sides and tickle them back really quickly before they even know what’s happening.

Barry doesn’t exactly hold back his laughter lol. He’ll protest and scream and squirm like crazy, but once he’s actually tickled, he loses it.

Pure boy. With funny ass facial expressions.

And it really doesn’t help that I never realized just how hot Ezra Miller is, even though I heard he’s not a great person irl. Oh well.

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!

Please please let me know if y’all have things to add, to squee over, to question me about... please. anything. i’m here for you. thanks for reading, guys!

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umbureraakademi · 5 years ago

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Introductory Note About the AU & Other Chapters & Face Claims

-a/n start-

[Potential spoilers for anyone who hasn’t seen or finished TUA Netflix series but seriously how could you stop yourself from watching such a captivating show.]

Word Count: 1712

Oh Diego.

-a/n end-

Chapter 19

The alarm went off again for the fourth time with its annoying buzzing sound, Diego reached out to finally turn it off as he sat on the edge of his bed, clutching his aching head in one of his hands, his foot also accidentally stepping on an empty beer can on the floor. Being unable to sleep last night Diego made a quick run to the nearest convenience store to buy a bunch of beers so he can drink himself to sleep.

While was able to knock himself out, there was no denying he felt like shit this morning.

Groaning and getting up he proceeded to get ready for work, although he was aware he may already be running at least 15-30 minutes late. He moved around his small studio apartment like a zombie, kicking more beer cans along the way as he found his way to the bathroom, undressing and running a hot shower.

For a while he just stood there as the events of last night recounted in his head like it had been doing since he drove away from Monica. Since then he had been asking himself if he should have done that, what if something happened to her while she was alone? Was she able to make it home safely considering she was probably as much of a wreck as he was? Should he have gone back to check or called her?

Diego winced as thinking about it again triggered a radiating pain in his head, but he still kept asking himself the same questions. But what if he did call her, and in his hurt, betrayed and now hungover state he would only say more hurtful things? Not to mention he got himself drunk last night and he probably wouldn’t have made any sense if he called her.

He guessed that one other way to find out if she was okay was to see if she was at the precinct. Making quick work of his shower, Diego got dressed and picked up his things. As he walked towards his door he checked his phone to see if he had any messages from Monica.

There was none, which started to make him worry.

As he was about to open his door to head out, he heard a voice outside his door - sounding as if whoever owned that voice was arguing with someone even though he didn’t hear anyone else talking back. Leaning in closer to the door so he could try and hear better, he was able to catch a few things.

“Of course I want to talk to him it’s just… you know… awkward! Besides how do we even know he’s still at home right now? No, I’m not going back to that precinct. At least not in broad daylight. No, it’s totally not because of her.”

Figuring out who it was Diego closed his eyes for a moment and heaved a tired sigh before he opened the door to see his brother Klaus seeming to be in mid-conversation with air.

“Oh! Diego! Hey bro…” Klaus jumped at the sudden door opening as he took a moment to look Diego up and down. “Man, you look like shit this morning.” he commented, ignoring Ben who was rolling his eyes. When Diego shot him a look Klaus cleared his throat before saying, “Look, I just wanted to talk--”

“I gotta get to work, Klaus.” Diego interrupted, dismissing whatever it is Klaus wanted to say as he pushed passed him to lock his door and leave without saying another word.

“Diego! Wait! C’mon man…” Klaus said as he stood there watching Diego leave. “Well… you can’t say I didn’t try.” he said, turning to Ben who was also giving him a bad look.

“Try. Again.” he demanded.

“Ugh, you’re annoying.”

The Precinct

Chuck had been looking over and reorganizing his files with furrowed eyebrows, not understanding how they could get mixed up when he was sure he had everything in the correct place before leaving. He looked up when he heard movement in front of him and looked up to see Diego standing before him.

“Well somebody decided to finally show up.” Chuck commented, further taking notice of his disheveled look and a faint smell of alcohol. “What’s up with you?” he asked, though it seemed Diego wasn’t listening to him as he was staring off into something else. Turning around, Chuck found he had been looking over at Monica’s desk, which was also empty.

Noticing Chuck turning to where he was looking, Diego tore his gaze away and sat down in silence as Chuck looked back at Diego with a twinge of concern.

“You know she hasn’t come in yet either. Did something happen?” Chuck asked. It didn’t show in Diego’s face but he started getting an uncomfortable feeling in his stomach at finding out Monica hadn’t made it to work. In response to Chuck, though, he just shrugged as he pretended to look over a file on his desk. Chuck, of course, wasn’t convinced. “Did you--”

Before Chuck could finish his sentence they both heard the door to Captain Lee’s office opening, making the two men look up at his direction. The Captain didn’t seem to notice the eyes on him though as he just proceeded to head to the pantry. Almost immediately, Diego got up to follow the Captain inside, where he found him preparing his own cup of coffee.

“Detective Hargreeves.” Captain Lee greeted as he noticed Diego coming in. “Honestly didn’t expect to see you today. You were very late.” he commented.

“My apologies, Sir.” Diego responded, looking down.

“You don’t look too good. Should you even have come into work?”

“Well I… uhh…” Diego wasn’t sure if he was even supposed to be talking to the Captain about this in the office, but he was dying to know if Monica made contact with anyone at all since last night. Captain Lee gave him an examining look before he made his way to the fridge to retrieve the milk he used to mix with his coffee.

“If you’re wondering about my niece she called this morning to call in sick. Said she had an upset stomach and gave me unnecessary details about her bowel movements.” the Captain said.

“Oh uhh I wasn’t--” Diego stopped himself when the look on Captain’s face told him he wasn’t fooling this man about his relationship with Monica. He felt a wave of relief to hear Monica was, in a way, all right - though he wasn’t sure if the upset stomach thing was real or if it was her excuse to just get out of work and not see him. “Thank you, Sir.” he said instead.

The Captain was quiet for a moment as he poured himself some coffee and milk. “It’s probably not my place to say but you know while I am the Commanding Officer of this precinct, I’m also her uncle and I promised her father I’d take care of her while she’s here.” the Captain started to say. “As your Commanding Officer, I don’t want any of your personal business to interfere with either yours or Monica’s work. As her uncle, I am concerned about her choice of… partners…”

“You and me both…” Diego muttered, noticing the Captain heard him when he paused for a moment before he started stirring his coffee and milk to make that creamy, light brown texture he liked. “I meant with her partners… I mean… with work too, you’re totally right about that it’s just that… I guess I didn’t know her as much as I thought I did.” he said, fumbling with his words.

“Well, Monica can be… ‘selective’ when it comes to talking about stuff in the past. I don’t exactly know much about what happened to her as well after her mother died, just that she took it hard and didn’t speak to my brother for a long time. He didn’t give me a lot of details as well when he decided to dump her on me when he heard I was looking to hire an assistant. He just said she needed to be with men like me, whatever that meant. Whenever I tried asking her what happened to her after her mother died she was always so vague about her answers, saying things I could only assume meant a bad relationship or habit she only just managed to stop.” the Captain explained as he took a sip of his coffee. “I think I put too much milk…” he said to himself.

Intrigued by what he was hearing from the Captain, Diego hoped he would indulge more as he asked, “What sort of things did she tell you?”

“Oh she was very poetic, as I would say. She would say she ‘fell and only just managed to find her way back up’, or how her mother wouldn’t have been happy watching her do the things she used to do.” the Captain explained. “I could tell she was uncomfortable every time I brought it up so I eventually stopped as I didn’t want to drive her away. I understood enough that she went through a tough time, and is making an effort to make her life better. Much like you actually.” he continued, referring to Diego’s own struggles with Eudora’s death and subsequent alcoholism.

Then an unpleasant thought hit him - last night the stress of the events had led him to drinking almost like he used to before. Would it be possible that Monica might revert back to her old habits as well undergoing the same stress? The thought made him sick to the stomach - what if she didn’t have an issue with her stomach but could actually be hungover from drugs or still high?

“Sir, I know this is going to be highly inappropriate but--” Diego started.

“This will be the first and last time I’m letting your fights be an excuse to skip work.” Captain Lee said, interrupting Diego but supplying the answer he was looking for.

“What?” Diego said, honestly a bit stunned.

“You don’t exactly look in the best of conditions, Detective Hargreeves. Take a day off.” and without saying anything further, Captain Lee left Diego standing in the pantry with a gaping mouth.

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