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a-forbidden-detective · 4 months ago
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Ron under the moonlight *
September is finally here!
A "night visual" has been released, depicting Ron standing against the backdrop of an impressive autumn moonlit nightscape ✨
Please look forward to the broadcast starting October 7th!
* Toto took this pic
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agendabymooner · 1 year ago
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sweet spoiled husband (+ son) ! sebastian vettel x ofc (filipino!ofc)
summary: there’s nothing more swoon-worthy than bel ong-vettel’s constant fawning over the retired german driver. AND mick schumacher can be anything. hell, he can also be the vettels’ child for a week as he travels to philippines to visit the couple.
content warning: mick schumacher <3, tweets at the first post, whipped!ofc being in love with seb and their son mick, seb being an afam (iykyk; for my halo halo homies, ily), wealthy and celebrity!ofc
note: i miss philippines. chile anyway, here’s some seb and mick content. p.s. I DO NOT OWN THESE PHOTOS, i got them from pinterest. also, you should see the tweets in full view 💕
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liked by mickschumacher, ginaschumacher, georgerussell63
mickschumacher from what i hear, i wouldn’t want to leave either 😅 liked by belongvettel
belongvettel until the personal space gets invaded hahaha!
user1 god has favourites and its the two of them
user2 god has a favourite and its sebastian vettel
user3 god has a favourite and its their dog hi-ro
georgerussell63 he’s really one-upping toto with all those shirts huh 🤣 liked by belongvettel
belongvettel i swear he never got the idea from toto 😭 it’s the retirement epiphany i suppose
georgerussell63 AH that’s more like it 👌
user4 THAT IS NOT SEB?!
user5 MAAM THAT CLOSET DOES NOT BELONG TO SEBASTIAN
user6 cut the cameras. deadass.
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user1 NAW THEY ACTUALLY TOOK HIM SHOPPING IN THE BAZAARS TOO 😭
user2 they took you to intramuros??? you are their favourite child 🤓
lewishamilton look at those two! so sweet 😍
belongvettel thank you so much for visiting us, mick! you’re more than welcome to stay for as long as you like (unless we live in switzerland, but of course you’re also welcome there) 🫶 liked by mickschumacher
mickschumacher i want more of those coconut shake please
belongvettel consider it done!
user3 i know the whole grid is foaming in the mouth rn after they saw you travel for free 😩
oscarpiastri jealous tbh
landonorris mate spare some schumacher genes, it’s the only way i’ll get noticed
mickschumacher 😘 no, i’d rather be an only child
ginaschumacher 👁️👄👁️
user4 bro forgot he had a sister lmfao 💀
user5 i just know that mick’s gonna be the talk of the grid when he returns from his vacation 😭😭
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mickschumacher looking forward to it!! liked by belongvettel
georgerussell63 the only time mick got a driver’s seat this season is seen at the last photo hahaha
mickschumacher don’t be jealous i have better shirtless photos than you 😡
user1 FACE OFF?!!! who has better shirtless photos
user2 bel please 😭 you fed us with too much shirtless mick photos
user3 sorry guys i drooled a lil
user4 lMAO NOT GEORGE VIOLATING MICK 😭😭
landonorris mickschumacher did you burn your tongue drinking the first pic too?
mickschumacher no 😅
belongvettel yes 😅
landonorris hi belongvettel can you take me to a trip next??? and oscar??? and max??? and danny???
user5 bel rn: “this is not the kind of charity i do” liked by mickschumacher
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violetszone · 1 year ago
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Dramatic Lover
Lewis x fem!reader
From this request
Summary: You and Lewis met and fell in love with each other thanks to the sponsorship of the company you work for.You were going to the party organized by Mercedes both as representing your company and as Lewis's girlfriend, which made you nervous and caused you to act a little nervous during the day, so you didn't talk to Lewis much during the day, but your reconciliation was very sweet at the party.
Prompts:" you fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn't have to go to such extremes."
WARNINGS: Quick finish,not edited writing
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The fact that you met and fell in love with Lewis started when the company you worked for sponsored Mercedes in races.You were photographing for Tommy Hilfiger and you and Lewis fell in love there.You had a nice relationship it wasn't secret but it was private and it was cute actually you feel safe with him.
Mercedes invited the company and sponsors to promote the race car of the new season and organized a small party, of course, you were going to represent your company and attend as Lewis's girlfriend and this made you a little nervous. You created tension in the house all day. You did this unintentionally and Lewis finally gave up asking you something, even while you were getting ready for the party, you both didn't talk.
It was really upsetting for you not to talk to him, but for now you weren't talking so as not to tire him out even more. When you got to the place where the party will be held, Lewis of course came as a gentleman and opened the door, but you didn't speak, you got out of the car by holding his hand.You took his arm and walked in together, greeted Toto and the others on the team, then asked permission and went to his company. You drank a few glasses of champagne from the tension
Finally the car was introduced and you all gathered around to get a closer look You had only seen Lewis once since the beginning of the party as he was talking to a group of other sponsors. But while you were inspecting the car, you accidentally stepped on someone's skirt and your foot slipped right while you were waiting to hit the floor, you felt someone's arms you looked up and saw your boyfriend smiling at you.
 "You fainted…straight into my arms ? You know, if you wanted my attention you didn't have to go to such extremes." said Lewis as he helped you up from his arms, you jokingly slapped his arm and laughed."You're so dramatic I didn't faint I slipped and I didn't even realize you were standing behind me" Lewis grabbed you by the waist and pulled you towards him.
"I'm always one step behind you darling, I may seem far away, but I'm actually just that close to you."As you start to blush, Lewis placed a kiss on your cheek and hugged you.After hugging for a while you pulled away from him and held his hands "Sorry about the morning I was just so nervous this party is very important for both of us you know I wanted to be perfect" Lewis looked into your eyes and squeezed your hands lightly "Baby you're always perfect, it doesn't matter, I understand but I missed you"
You smiled and this time you got into his arms and you missed him so much, but you didn't know at that moment that someone had taken a perfect photo of you in front of the new car while hugging the two of you. You had a chance to pick up your phone while returning home after the party and as soon as you picked it up, this pic of you two was being talked about all over the internet. It was a very nice photo tho you guys were looked so good.
You kept smiling on your way home, both for the photo and because the party went well.Lewis saw the photo not on the internet, but on your phone wallpaper a few minutes after you entered the house.He also loved this photo, his two passions were together after all.
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kadebronson · 7 months ago
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i don't feel like typing this up on my phone so I'm doing this and then gonna reblog it with the pics lol
but last night i went to banshee with my new roommate! he's queer and just moved to the city and was like i went thru boystown once when visiting but i like never go to gay bars and don't interact with the community as much as i would like to so i already had my ticket i was like would you like to join me and so he came along
and what a first drag show to see in chicago lol it has literally taken the spot for best drag show i've ever seen for real
maddelyn hatter? funny as fuck emcee and it was so beautiful to hear her talk about her transition even in jokes lol and her performances were great and then my fave local queen lucy stoole was amazing of course she's always amazing she did a beyonce song with a thelma and louise backdrop which was so fun
and louisana purchase did her burlesque and miss toto came out with literally the coolest top ever like new take on sea shell bra and just destroyed the floor dancing and evah destruction literally said "thank you baby" to everyone she took tips from and after doing so to me whipped around so fast her pigtail whipped me in my face and i was just.... a puddle
AND WE GOT TO SEE VANDER VON ODD STAPLE CUT OUT HEARTS TO THEIR FOREHEAD TO NEW WAVE
like what more could you ask for
i didn't get as many pics as i would have liked i only had a good spot for like three of the numbers and that was because i was struggling to hold my tip out for vander during their first number and this bear in front of me looks down and was like i'm here just because i love drag you look like you're here specifically for these spooky queens and i looked down at my texas chainsaw massacre shirt and was like uh yeah so he literally just like vaulted me to the front i wish i hadn't lost that space after the intermission lol
and chicago drag royalty just came out to support the show shea coulee was there and i was standing right next to tenderoni for most of the night and my roomie went out for a smoke break and just was smoking with sigourney beaver and fallon just was walking around doing their doom and gloom thing in drag the whole night even though they weren't performing INSANE LOVE IT
i haven't been up in boystown in awhile and i know it isn't always the best but damn it felt real good last night i fucking needed that like i feel restored
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unclewaynemunson · 2 years ago
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hellooooo there :) for the character game thing i was gonna suggest robin, but since you have already done her i’m gonna be my basic ass self and say eddie and also mike.
hitting you with two because i’m curious! (if you only wanna do one of them that’s coolio too of course) :))
have a wonderful day! <3
Yaaay thank you!
Eddie:
favorite thing about them: the fact that he never gives up. He's way braver than he gives himself credit for, repeating senior year twice and multiple times choosing to fight while he didn't necessarily have to.
least favorite thing about them: that we haven't seen him interact with Wayne :((((
favorite line: "Forced conforming, that's what's killing the kids." U R SO RIGHT SAY IT LOUDER
brOTP: i loved his dynamic with Dustin <3
OTP: steddie obviously
nOTP: i'm not a big fan of hellcheer tbh. i do like them as friends but i very much see eddie as a gay guy who doesn't understand the difference between friendly and flirty behaviour lol
random headcanon: he believes that he owes Wayne his life and it's very important for him to repay his uncle for that, even though Wayne would never expect anything in return. Eddie takes Wayne on a roadtrip "back home" to the south as soon as he has the money to do that, and when Wayne gets old Eddie and Steve happily take him in to have him live with them.
unpopular opinion: I honestly don't like anything to do with rockstar!eddie. I honestly think that would be very bad for him and a quiet, somewhat regulated life (with the band as just a hobby) would make him way happier.
song i associate with them: Can you handle my love by Walk the Moon, it's completely filled with eddie-coded lyrics (go listen to it it's a banger!!!)
favorite picture of them: SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM but i really love this one a lot bc he looks so happy and innocent here i hope this counts bc it's not technically an eddie pic lol
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Mike:
favorite thing about them: i really liked how he was a refuge for El back in s1
least favorite thing about them: i guess his character development. sounds a bit mean maybe but he started out as a sweetheart and an extremely loyal friend, and over the course of the story he developed into a mopey teenager who complained about everything and treated so many of his friends badly (yes i know, he's a traumatized teenager, but as a character he's just not that compelling to me, sorry)
favorite line: "I only have like $3.50, so it's hard."
brOTP: is it bad that i don't really have one?
OTP: sorry bylers but i don't have an OTP for mike :/ i don't really have strong opinions about him and will together tbh. i care way more about El's and Will's storylines than about Mike's love life if that makes sense
nOTP: i really, really don't like him with El. maybe their dynamic was kinda sweet in s1, but i wanna see el grow into her own person and learn to value friendship over relationships.
random headcanon: when Nancy comes out to her family and Ted the Reagan Supporter™ is being totally shitty about it, Mike is the one who fiercely comes to her defense and keeps standing up for her. Underneath their constant bickering, they love each other so much, and he will always have her back.
unpopular opinion: i don't think it's super unpopular but he is very much NOT the heart of the group, like Will said. That's either Will, Dustin or Lucas, but definitely not Mike, who is actually responsible for most of their fights
song i associate with them: Stranger in town by Toto (I don't really have a good reason for this one other than that I think Mike would be a toto fan and vibe with this song)
favorite picture of them: it took me waaay too long to find this one but:
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tentastic-yu-ki · 5 years ago
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just pentagon things
(with links to stuff !!)
this took me so long to make heheh but i hope you like it !! <3
jinho
v o c a l s from the gods
god herself cast her hands upon him and now he has the voice of a million angels
doing ALL the parts in bohemian rhapsody bc of course
HIGH NOTES
grandpa #1
a lil bean :’)
fake maknae
his fluffy bangs during naughty boy era are on the list of my favorite things ever
his cheeks y’all
ok but he looks eerily similar to jiheon from fromis_9 when they smile idk if i’m the only one who sees it but
whenever he does the little wave thingy you know what i’m talking about
he sings in fluent english and it makes my heart flutter every. single. time.
lowkey done with the rest of the members but loves them so much
yuto lifting him up at the end of naughty boy relay dance is basically that one scene from the lion king
tbh the members are always lifting him up and it’s precious
his lil cape during shine
hui
hwitaek in general is just bsidjsbdhdb
such a good leader :’)
i have no talent
mr hwitaek has all the talent
if i’m lucky some of mr hwitaeks talent may rub off on me
i just ?? love him ??!
his piano playing in the gorilla acoustic video makes me weak in the knees
pentagon of leader
y’all remember his twin brother manuel
i play jazz piano and holy shit i could only hope to gain half the talent he has in his hands alone let alone his vOICE
grandpa #2
i have so much appreciation for him and i look up to him a whole lot as a musician i just don’t know how to express my love
critical beauty was his era bitches
constantly being corrected by hongseok
such a groovy ass mf
lee hwitaek vs the english language
he is gorgeous !??!? kills me with his gaze
smile needs more appreciation
he killed it in triple h especially his vocals in 365 fresh
jangjigi jangjigi jang jang jang
hongseok
muscles
ABS :0
‘can i have a bite’ lmao
the group mom
but he’s a cool mom
his eyes are so frickin adorable :’)
absolutely hilarious oh my god
good ass storyteller
two words: his. lips.
his laugh is precious guys like i can’t
this video from the real man
when he shaved his hair off before the real man 300
hongseok x jinho ?? cute as hell
just lovely
such an underappreciated member
i stg whenever he speaks english it’s either to correct somebody, say hi to international fans, or its something completely ridiculous and i love it
e’dawn
y e l l i n g
he and hyuna being a power couple
Y E L L I N G
popping dancing
owned the gorilla era imo
Y E L L I N G
!! tattoos !!
a whole plant dad
his hairstyle suits him so well omg
did i mention yelling
i wish the best for him (and hyuna) and he’ll always be a part of pentagon in our hearts <3
his eyes when he smiles :’))))
video of him yelling in case you don’t know what i’m talking about
also this
I MISS HIM
S U P P O R T H I M or i’m coming for u
also support p nation !!
shinwon
hot shinwon yeah u want ?!
the visual
like the man is a whole model
i kinda just want to sit and have tea with him he seems like that kind of friend
his legs are so underrated
his breathy laugh is amazing
probably slowly losing his patience with the members
when i first got into pentagon i was like hm he seems like the mature one
but none of them are the mature one
booger
VOICE CRACK OF THE CENTURY
we will never forget
it seems like in fanfics he’s always some sort of ceo or manager or fashion designer and i’m here for it
always providing quality content whether he realizes it or not
always providing quality content whether we realize it or not
trying to make food while hui was asleep and then realizing he didn’t have chopsticks
his name is actually shinpon excuse you
absolutely losing his shit during the sha la la don’t smile challenge (13:11)
can you really blame him tho it was funny as hell
screaming + running in fear? shinwon invented that.
yeo one
he cares so much about universe :’)
compilation of him asking universe if we’ve eaten today because he cares
him almost kicking himself in the face that one time i can’t find the video agh
super lovable and wholesome
ok but his teeth
his smile is just so pretty ???
boi is drop dead gorgeous
so pure and just HKSNSBSJS
his asmr videos? yes king
he really expected me to sit there for almost an hour listening to him whisper the members names over and over?
and he was right because i did
yeo one makes me feel the same things i did when i saw bubbles in the air at disney world for the first time
he’s just like that
boyfriend material
HOW DARE I ALMOST FORGET THE SPONGEBOB IMPRESSIONS
saRANGhaeYOoOoo~
the boy is hilarious
yanan
aNNYEONG CHINGUDEUL
he just reminds me of a whole bottle of sprinkles yknow
like if rainbow sprinkles were a person
it’s yanan and yanan only
high note battle with jinho
he’s tol but his voice is smol
“don’t talk with me”
earrings lmao
probably smells like vanilla tbh
‘can you please edit this out?’
he’s literally gonna give me cavities with his sweetness
just from looking at pics of him
i like don’t even know what to say he’s just a ball of sunshine :’)))
so sweet i could put him in my coffee
he deserves so much more that he gets
sUCH A SWEET SOUL UGH~!
i’m running out of ways to reiterate that yanan deserves all the love in the world
y’all better appreciate him or i’m coming for u and ur whole family
he’s just out here chillin, his smile making the world a better place
my uwus? gone. snatched if you will
yuto
it’s ya boy toto
Y U T O D A
him being spooked by ghost stories
cLINGY !!!!!
two words: back. hugs.
i want a yuto hug hmph :((
his laugh is so cute i just-
him being spooked by the dark
NICO NICO NIIII~
his guy-fieri-reminiscent shirt
(you know the one)
him being spooked in general
i will protect this boy with my LIFE
we need more yuto aegyo
but also his visuals make me spontaneously combust
somebody call the fire brigade yknow
when he had the eyebrow slit i cried
im at a loss for how to express my love for adachi yuto
can i have his dangly earrings pls thanks
he’s always feeding everybody it’s so cute
our nagano boy :’)
cough excuse me i had something in my throat i meant our nagano pRINCE
this video of his ‘high note’ and wink never fails to make me laugh
he reminds me of this guy ive had a crush on for a long while ?? like personalitywise they’re oddly similar,, he’s cute n shy but also tall and vv clingy ??? and he recently started doing his hair differently and it’s literally yutos hairstyle i almost stopped breathing ok
also his hugs feel like what i imagine a yuto hug would feel like and i only realized it just now as i’m writing this
kino
he’s my little honeybunch cinnamon apple sugarplum gumdrop babyboy
i just love kang hyunggu a whole lot if you can’t tell by um
the rest of my blog
my profile image
my lockscreen ffs
do i even need to say that he’s my bias
duality? he invented that.
hyunggu being a cutie patootie vs kino being rUDE AS HELL
like he’s a grape juice box and a whole ass bottle of fine wine yknow what i mean
the lace blindfold ?? somebody pinch me
knnovation
i mean have y’all heard voicegasm ??
he did that shit
he’s under arrest for stealing my heart~
(and my uwus)
i don’t even need to say it bc y’all already know but he’s the dance KING
the violet bby
“he’s sensitive”
when hyojong changed the number song lyrics to joke about him being sensitive (2:25)
when he wears big sweaters :’)
i miss his lil ponytail during naughty boy
ppl never talk about this but he’s surprisingly good at languages ?!?
his laugh is one of my favorite sounds on the planet
that one move in can you feel it (01:55 in the mv) gets me every. single. time.
the kino list is long but i just have so much love for this boy
wooseok
he a long boi
HIS DIMPLE
i cant find the vid but there’s this one moment at a fansign or something where he just stepped over the table like it was a completely normal thing to do ?!???!?
HIS FACE IS SO VISUALLY PLEASING
i keep getting shocked over and over about how generally handsome he is
any hair works on him like ??? magic ?!?
screaming during lost paradise
and most songs
and most of the time anyway
i love him lots and lots tho
can pull off the goth look
can pull off the emo look
can pull off any look
he belongs in an opera lmfaooo
E X T R A
BUNNY BUNNY WOOSEOK WOOSEOK
his acrostic poems
i’m a star ? that shit sLAPS
this boy is carrying the entire rap industry on his bACK
i’m sad that i cant think of more stuff for wooseokie
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destiel-at-the-disco · 7 years ago
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Ok. This was officially the best moment of my life. I had a pretty bad headache while waiting in line, so I was sitting on the ground. Then the girl behind me goes, “There they are!”, so I immediately stood up and oh my Chuck. I’m pretty sure I locked eye contact with Jensen for a second but it was so surreal. It’s indescribable. I just looked and saw them and it was the weirdest feeling and I quickly realized,“Oh my, those are two of my idols, and they’re in that room, and they’re so much more attractive in real life, and I’m about to meet them”. It was then the waterworks started. I controlled myself at first, but as soon as I moved from the hallway into the room, oh boy. Unlike the autographs I watched, the boys were in full view as Chris took the pictures. I had just as good a view of them as the camera did. And holy moly, what a sight. At that moment, I completely broke down. I wasn’t shedding a few tears of happiness, I was shaking and sobbing. Of course, at that moment, Africa by Toto started playing, which only added to my feels. One of the super kind volunteers saw me and came over with a tissue, and asked me what pose I was doing to calm me down. I told her a squishy hug, and she then helped me calm my breathing. Then I locked eye contact with Jensen again, and my goodness I felt like we were the only people on the planet in that moment. Soon after I walked up to the ticket lady, and she ripped mine in half and gave me a piece of it. I didn’t have pockets on my pants, and we weren’t allowed bags, so I was looking down rushing to find somewhere to put it. When I tucked it in my pants, I looked up, and it was my turn. Of course , the chorus was playing as I walked up. It would take a lot to drag me away from them. Misha was giving me the absolute sweetest look, and I walked up to him and just said, “can I have a squishy hug?” I was so out of it I can’t fully remember, but I think Misha or Jensen said yes. All of a sudden, I find my arms around Jensen’s torso, and wow is he rock hard muscle. Then I feel Misha wrap his also rock hard arms around me. But then there was the best feeling I’ve ever felt. Misha’s head resting on mine. It doesn’t seem like much, but in that moment of squishyness, I felt so safe and secure. I wanted to remember the moment, so I looked up at Jensen, then Misha. Another note, Jensen smells like the best cologne I’ve ever smelled in my life. So all of a sudden I hear the flash and reluctantly let go. I turn to walk away and turn back to say thanks and that’s when I really looked Jensen in the eyes, and wow. He is just so kind and perfect. I start to walk away and realize Jensen’s hand is still on my back. Then he rubs a circle with his hand, like he was reassuring me. Chuck have mercy. So of course I walk out and absolutely break down crying, it was just so perfect. Another guest saw me crying and came over, and told me how she’d had many photo ops and was used to it, and talked to me about how Jared flings his arms when he laughs ( and hit her in the stomach doing so ) and squeezed her so hard during a hug that he moved her ribs around. Needless to say, it was perfect (even though I look like a mashed potato in the pic).
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citylightsphotos · 5 years ago
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A Serene Scene
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(Another one from the vault)
It was a warm July evening and we headed out to Cantler’s in Annapolis to eat our bodyweight in steamed callinectes sapidus (Chesapeake blue crabs, for those of you not up on your phylum, genus, species). As we rolled over the Naval Academy Bridge, I was struck by just how perfect the light was.
It wasn’t hazy at all — just clean fresh light. About a quarter of the roadway was in shadow but the rest was bathed in a nice orange glow. We were also the only ones on the bridge, which added to the picture-perfect scene.
And of, course, I didn't have my camera with me, but  took note of the time. I didn’t waste a minute dwelling on the missed opportunity as I polished off a goodly number of crabs and beers, but I did want another chance. Fortunately, the next day was a meteorological duplicate, so I left work early and heeded off to Naptown on my bike.
The timing was perfect as the bridge was lit just as it had been the previous evening. The only problem was traffic. Lutin’s Fourth Law of Photography, which states that a quiet stretch of road will remain free of traffic until you try to photograph it, at which point there will be an endless parade of cars in both directions, was in full effect.
As I sat on the side of the road waiting for the cars to pass, I was impressed by the number of drivers who slowed down and inquired about my well-being. “Do you need any help?” Are you okay?” (Toto, we definitely ain’t in New York, anymore.) Quite touching, and I, therefore, restrained myself from saying, “If you’d hurry up I’d be even better.”
Anyway, I squeezed off a few good ones. There is something about the lighting and the solitude that makes these images so tranquil and serene. Whenever I see these pics I’m transported back to that calm summer evening.
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ugly-and-angry · 7 years ago
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Em is here and we’re going to answer questions!
***We’re in the same room, so “you is the other person”
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
  Em- You?
  Ayden-You!
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
  Em- Shy, typically.
  Ayden- Outgoing! A people pleaser, according to you.
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
  Em- Catrina
  Ayden- It would be you if weren’t in the same room. I’m gonna say my family.
4. Are you easy to get along with?
  Em- I’d like to think so.
  Ayden- I think so! (Almost to a fault, says Em)
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
  Em- As in you? Yes. 
  Ayden- Absolutely.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
  Em- Weirdos. 
  Ayden- :(
  Em- Goofy. Nerds. Smart people. 
  Ayden- :) Ditto
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Absolutely
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You.
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
  Em- Sometimes.
  Ayden- It really depends on who. I’m pretty much comfortable with everyone except, like, my mom.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  Em- You or Tori {mutual friend} but I’m fairly certain it was you. 
  Ayden- You or Jess/Amy
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
  Em- “Cuuute” to Tori
  Ayden- “Did you take it?” To our group chat.
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
  Em- Apartment by Young the Giant, Don’t Forget Me from Smash, Perm by      Bruno Mars, Hotel California by Eagles, House of the Rising Sun by The  Animals
  Ayden- In The Real Early Morning by Jacob Collier, In My Life by The Beatles, Heart’s Content by Brandi Carlyle, Africa by Toto, The Book of Love by Peter Gabriel
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  Em- Yes, but only certain people.
  Ayden- Only when it’s you.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- No.
15. What good thing happened this summer?
  Em- I met this weirdo
  Ayden- We started dating!!!! :D
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- Absolutely not!
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
  Em- Yup.
  Ayden- There has to be, right?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
  Em- Nope.
  Ayden- Same.
19. Do you like bubble baths?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- Really? Yes!
20. Do you like your neighbors?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- No they are very loud.
21. What are you bad habits?
  Em- Talking over people, giving people unwarranted advice, snoring.
  Ayden- Biting my nails and cutting people off when I’m excited.
22. Where would you like to travel?
  Em- Anywhere
  Ayden- Australia
23. Do you have trust issues?
  Em- Yyyyup
  Ayden- Only because I trust too fast and too easily. 
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
  Em- Going to bed
  Ayden- Same.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
  Em- Legs and back. Mostly my back. 
  Ayden- My belly
26. What do you do when you wake up?
  Em- Text you good morning
  Ayden- Same
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
  Em- Darker
  Ayden- I’m alright with my skin
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You and the squad
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?  
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Same
30. Do you ever want to get married? 
  Em- Yup.
  Ayden- Yes!
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- No
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
  Em- Oh my god. Pass?
  Ayden- I would get too self conscience. 
33. Spell your name with your chin.
  Em- ytdyjb
  Ayden- QAYXEN hey that was pretty close!
  Em- Proud of you.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
  Em- Yup. Softball.
  Ayden- I play ultimate frisbee but I would never say that in public.
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
  Em- TV
  Ayden- TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
  Em- No, I don’t think I have.
  Ayden- Of course
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
  Em- Ask them something about themselves.
  Ayden- “What are your thoughts on plums?”
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
  Em- Goofy, fun to talk to, not too serious, genuine, not judgmental, fun to be   around no matter what.
  Ayden- Fun, relaxed, positive, energetic. 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
  Em- Target, Khols, Walmart (Don’t tell my mom)
  Ayden- In which to shop* don’t end your sentences with a preposition. But Target. 
40. What do you want to do after high school?
  Em- go to college and cry a lot. Surprise, it actually happened. 
  Ayden- It looks like we took accidentally took a quiz for the wrong age bracket.
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?’
  Em- No
  Ayden- Depends on what they did. So no.
42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
  Em- Couldn’t tell you.
  Ayden- Usually I’m dissociating. Em says  I get that way when I’m very, very drunk. 
43. Do you smile at strangers?
  Em- Yep.
  Ayden- Uh huh
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
  Em- Bottom of the ocean
  Ayden- This is the hardest question yet. I guess Outer Space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
  Em- The idea of going back to bed.
  Ayden- The need to pee.
46. What are you paranoid about?
  Em- Ooh boy. Being lonely, being constantly listened to, being followed, not being prepared.
  Ayden- That everyone I know and love only tolerates me. 
47. Have you ever been high?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Yes
48. Have you ever been drunk?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Yes. 
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
  Em- Not recently
  Ayden- Not really
50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?
  Em- Gray
  Ayden- Gray
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
  Em- Yes.
  Ayden- Yeah
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
  Em- Physical appearance 
  Ayden- How loud I can become
53. Favorite makeup brand?
  Em- Mermaid brand. Too bad it’s $100
  Ayden- Not a clue
54. Favourite store?
  Em- Target
  Ayden- We already answered this one.
55. Favourite blog?
  Em- I dunno
  Ayden- pics that make you go hmm
56. Favourite colour?
  Em- Green. Emerald green, not that dumb lime shit.
  Ayden- Pink
57. Favourite food?
  Em- Artichokes
  Ayden- Mozzerella sticks 
58. Last thing you ate?
  Em- Green pea crisps
  Ayden- A handful of shredded mozerella cheese like an animal.
59. First thing you ate this morning?
  Em- Eggs
  Ayden- Eggs
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
  Em- Yes. Jazz vocalist. And saxophone.
  Ayden- Yeah for theatre things in high school. Also the group i directed in college won the sing off which was amazing.
61. Been suspended/expelled? 
  Em- I’ve been suspended.
  Ayden- Same.
62. Been arrested? For what?
  Em- No
  Ayden- No
63. Ever been in love?
  Em- Yees
  Ayden- Yeah!
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
  Em- No. Thanks.
  Ayden- It was in her grandma’s basement. I had to duck because the ceiling was too low. 
65. Are you hungry right now?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Starving.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
  Em- I do not have tumblr friends?
  Ayden- All of my tumblr friends are my real friends!
67. Facebook or Twitter?
  Em- Facebook
  Ayden- Twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
  Em- Tumblr
  Ayden- I think they are very different mediums. 
69. Are you watching tv right now?
  Em- No
  Ayden- No
70. Names of your bestfriends?
  Em- Tori and Ayden
  Ayden- Em and Jess and Amy and Hayley and Alex!
71. Craving something? What?
  Em- Yes. Black cherry ice cream.
  Ayden- Yes. Mozz sticks.
72. What colour are your towels?
  Em- Black
  Ayden- Pink
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  Em- 8
  Ayden- Too many, probably.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
  Em- Yeah
  Ayden- No
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
  Em- I have no idea. 
  Ayden- 3. Exactly. 
75. Favourite animal?
  Em- Octopus and Gorilla. 
  Ayden- Turtles.
76. What colour is your underwear?
  Em- Right now? Pink floral
  Ayden- Gray and red
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
  Em- Vanilla
  Ayden- Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
  Em- Pistachio
  Ayden- Cherry Cheesecake
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
  Em- Black and white stripes
  Ayden- Black
80. What colour pants?
  Em- Black
  Ayden- Denim
81. Favourite tv show?
  Em- Black Mirror
  Ayden- Scrubs
82. Favourite movie?
  Em- Big Fish
  Ayden- Pokemon the First Movie
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
  Em- Mean Girls
  Ayden- What a stupid question. Of course Mean Girls.
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
  Em- 21 Jump Street
  Ayden- Mean Girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
  Em- The boy who goes “She doesn’t even go here!”
  Ayden- Same
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
  Em- Dory
  Ayden- The turtle
87. First person you talked to today?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You
88. Last person you talked to today?
  Em- You, still? I don’t know what this question is asking me.
  Ayden- This question has a weird tense problem. 
89. Name a person you hate?
  Em- Donnie T
  Ayden- Donald J. Trump
90. Name a person you love?’
  Em- Barack Obama. Also you, but mostly Barack Obama.
  Ayden- Our lord and savior, Guy Fieri
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
  Em- Can’t say there is.
  Ayden- Not really.
92. In a fight with someone?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- I only hit someone once and it was when I was in 4th grade and he stole my yu gi oh card and I cried about it immediately after.
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
  Em- One
  Ayden- None
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
  Em- 4
  Ayden- Lots
95. Last movie you watched?
  Em- The Prestige 
  Ayden- The Prestige
96. Favourite actress?
  Em- Tinay Fey
  Ayden- Same
97. Favourite actor?
  Em- Robin Williams
  Ayden- Robin Williams
98. Do you tan a lot?
  Em- No? Like go out to tan? No.
  Ayden- I get really dark in summer, but once again I don’t know what the question is asking. :(
99. Have any pets?
  Em- a dog and 2 cats and a hamster
  Ayden- A fish named Steve
100. How are you feeling?
  Em- Fine
  Ayden- Pretty good!
101. Do you type fast?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Yeah, I type decently quick.
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Of course
103. Can you spell well?
  Em- No
  Ayden- I like to think I’m an ok speller.
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Yup.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Yes! 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
  Em- They said I did, but I don’t think so.
  Ayden- Probably
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- These are a lot of yes/no questions.
108. What should you be doing?
  Em- Homework, probably.
  Ayden- Agreed.
109. Is something irritating you right now?
  Em- Nope
  Ayden- Not that I can think of.
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
  Em- Uh... yeah, I guess.
  Ayden- Probably
111. Do you have trust issues?
  Em- Yup
  Ayden- We already answered this exact question!
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
  Em- You
  Ayden- You
113. What was your childhood nickname?
  Em- Grace
  Ayden- Bug
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Yep
115. Do you play the Wii?
  Em- Not anymore
  Ayden- I dooooooo.
116. Are you listening to music right now?
  Em- No
  Ayden- No
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Not particularly 
118. Do you like Chinese food?
  Em- Mmhmm
  Ayden- Yup!!
119. Favourite book?
  Em- Frankenstein 
  Ayden- Of Mice and Men
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
  Em- No
  Ayden- Not really.
121. Are you mean?
  Em- Not intentionally... 
  Ayden- I do my best not to be.
122. Is cheating ever okay?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- No.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- Absolutely not.
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  Em- No.
  Ayden- Nah.
125. Do you believe in true love?
  Em- Yep!
  Ayden- Uh huh
126. Are you currently bored?
  Em- Nope
  Ayden- No
127. What makes you happy?
  Em- You, music, golf with the boys
  Ayden- You, cheesecake, Christmas, Pokemon, 
128. Would you change your name?
  Em- Probably not
  Ayden- Nah
129. What your zodiac sign?
  Em- Sagittarius 
  Ayden- Taurus 
130. Do you like subway?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Yeah!
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
  Em- Talk to them about it
  Ayden- Have a conversation about it.
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  Em- We already did this one
  Ayden- uh huh
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
  Em- “So when you see someone’s hurt, and you need a hand, don’t forget me.”
  Ayden-”They told Rudolph he couldn’t pull sleighs! They told Pluto that it wasn’t a planet! But it keeps on spinning in its same old way, on and on, every day.”
134. Can you count to one million?
  Em- *does ‘what?’ hands*
  Ayden- huh
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
  Em- I lied about my height for no reason once. 
  Ayden- One time I told someone my eyes were hazel. They’re green. 
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
  Em- Ajar
  Ayden- Who sleeps with the door open?! 
137. How tall are you?
  Em- 5′6″ for real
  Ayden- 6′2″
138. Curly or Straight hair?
  Em- Curly 
  Ayden- Straight
139. Brunette or Blonde?
  Em- Wait is it what I prefer or what I am? Because I have red hair...
  Ayden- Brunette
140. Summer or Winter?
  Em- Summer
  Ayden- Winter
141. Night or Day?
  Em- Night
  Ayden- Day
142. Favourite month?
  Em- October
  Ayden- December
143. Are you a vegetarian?
  Em- Almost, since I started dating you.
  Ayden- Yes!!
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
  Em- Milk
  Ayden- Dark
145. Tea or Coffee?
  Em- Tea
  Ayden- Coffee
146. Was today a good day?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Today was a great day
147. Mars or Snickers?
  Em- I don’t eat chocolate...
  Ayden- I’ve never had a Mars Bar. 
148. What’s your favourite quote?
  Em- “There’s not need to make a perfectly happy horse into an utterly miserable man.”
 Ayden- “Not even all the water in the entire ocean can sink a ship, but only if that water does not get inside.”
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
  Em- Yes
  Ayden- Nope.
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
  Em- “Your essence can not be downloaded, because your essence (which the company did not believe existed as a separate entity) gets spirited off to heaven.” From Sum by David Eagleman
  Ayden- “Pietro Balossino had stopped trying to penetrate his son’s obscure universe long ago.” From The Solitude of Prime Numbers by Paolo Giordano
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brightly-painted-canvas · 8 years ago
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Francesco Gabbani - Italia 21 (translation and explanation)
So, this song was deleted from YT last week and I was very upset, since it’s one of those older songs from Francesco that made me instantly like him. I knew that it needed both a translation and a ‘paraphrase’ (like you would with a Latin version in high school LOL) to fully understand it and that took me SO LONG. It was very hard and I believe it’s still not complete yet: there’s something I still don’t get. But! The most is done and I hope you’ll like it!
This is “Italia 21″ (Italy 21).
I’m not sure if this song was already traslated, I’m just gonna post my version :D I’m not a professional translator so there might be some mistakes. I just hope to convey the message of the song to non-Italian speakers.
Uno. Pane e vino certo non ci manca Due. Neanche il sole in quest’Italia santa Tre. Una penisola col tacco a spillo Quattro. Tutti parlano, ci manca solamente il grillo One. We surely don’t lack bread and wine Two. Nor we lack the sun, in this holy Italy Three. A peninsula wearing an high heel Four. Everybody talks, last thing we need is the cricket
Notes:
- Bread, wine and sun are what Italy is known for in the entire world. So it’s religion, that’s why the ‘holy’ adjective. - Italy is said to be shaped like a boot. We also call the southern regions in Apulia “tacco” (heel). I believe the “high heel” reference is related to fashion, another thing we are known for worldwide. - We have a common saying: “Il paese è piccolo, la gente mormora” (it’s a small town, people talk) which means that basically in small communities everyone knows everything and always voices their opinions. Italy is pretty much like a big “small town” and everyone always likes to talk. We’re very good at talking and having all kind of opinions. - The “grillo” (cricket) reference is what made me instantly fall in love with this song right during the first listening. It’s pure genius. It has a double meaning: the first is related to the Jiminy Cricket (or Talking Cricket), a character from famous Italian author Carlo Collodi’s book “Pinocchio”. It basically says that since everybody likes to talk already, we really don’t need to hear from the Talking Cricket, known for being Pinocchio’s conscience and dispenser of good advices, but never listened to. The second reference I believe it’s about Beppe Grillo, infamous ex-comedian and now leader of political movement “Movimento Cinque Stelle” (the links lead to Wikipedia, if you’re curious about them). The most interesting thing is noticing how Francesco made a subtle criticism of this (known for being loud and obnoxious) politician by using a word play and a very ironic and cultured reference.
Cinque. San Gennaro, grazie che ci Sei! Sette. Senza di te che numeri giocherei? Otto. La nazione piscia controvento Nove. Ma noi siamo tutti fieri del Risorgimento Five. St. Januarius, thanks for exSIXting! Seven. Without you, which numbers would I bet? Eight. The nation pisses upwind Nine. But we are all proud of our Risorgimento Notes:
- St. Januarius is a very important saint in the Italian culture, especially in the Neapolitan area. The “number betting” thing is related to another popular tradition (mainly in Naples, I believe) consisting in praying the Saint to suggestions about which numbers to play at the Lottery. - Number six of this list is the “sei” at the end of the first line. Once again a word play: the word “six” is written and pronounced exactly like the second person singular of the “be” (essere) verb. - Another saying: “Chi piscia controvento si bagna i pantaloni” (who pisses upwind wets his own pants), which means “never take challenges too big for you”. Related to Italy I believe it may mean that we consider our nation much bigger and more influential than how it actually is and we take challenges way bigger than our real potential. Why is that? - Because we are conditioned by our long, rich history and heroical past. One example above all might have been Ancient Rome or the Reinaissance period, but Francesco wisely chose the Risorgimento: when Italy was reunited under the same flag and monarchy after a series of wars, battles and campaigns against foreign occupation. Why is that? Maybe once again to be very ironical about Italians being actually proud of being united in one country, since there are still a lot of differences and fights between North and South.
Dieci. Chi svolta il mese con il contagocce Undici. A chi la polpa e a chi le bucce Dodici. Per fortuna arriva il 1° maggio Tredici. Abbiamo tante, tante fave ma non c’è il formaggio
Ten. Those who turn the month in dribs and drabs Eleven. Some get the pulp and some the peels Twelve. Luckily, the 1st of May always arrives Thirteen. We’ve got lots and lots of beans but we haven’t got the cheese
Notes:
- “Svoltare il mese con il contagocce” (turning the month with the tear dropper) and “a chi la polpa e a chi le bucce” are there to express how the economy has a lot of flaws in Italy, especially in the relation between riches (who has got the “pulp”, the money and wellness) and poors (the ones having difficulties gaining enough to live by, month after month). - The 1st of May is International Work Day and it’s an holiday. It’s also sometimes used as a “middle point” during the working year. - Fave e pecorino (broad beans and sheep cheese) is a typical dish of Central Italy and Rome in particular. It’s a 1st of May tradition to eat them together, especially because since it’s an holiday and it’s Spring, people used to go have trips and pic-nics in the countryside, where they bought beans and cheese directly from the farmers. Francesco is using the dish as another way of saying we’ve got the side dish (vegetable or beans), the theories and good words, but we haven’t got the main course (the cheese), what matters.
Quattordici. C’è chi magna e non fa una piega Quindici. Ma alla fine cosa ce ne frega? Sedici. Tutti fermi, inizia la partita Diciassette porta sfiga. Il corno in terra, cazzo! E’ già finita
Fourteen. There’s who eats and doesn’t bat an eye Fifteen. But in the end who cares? Sixteen. Everyone stay still, the game is on Seventeen brings bad luck. The lucky horn on the floor, fuck! It’s already over
Notes:
- I am having some difficulties pin-pointing where the first sentence is from. It looks like another saying (”magna” is generally the dialect version of “mangia” and it’s mostly associated with Roman dialect) but I’ve never heard anything similar (it might be because I am from Northern Italy, tho). Anyway “non fare una piega” litterally translates to “don’t make a wrinkle” and it’s used both to say that something makes complete sense or that someone has absolute no reaction to something. So basically who eats (presumably those rich people from the previous verse?) doesn’t care about anything/anyone else and/or no one questions it. - “Cosa ce ne frega” is, imho, the best way to describe the Italian attitude toward problems. It basically means “what do WE care?” with a very personal connotation. How do you solve unsolvable (or very hard) problems? Whatever, who cares anyway... not our business. - Italians love football and that’s common knowledge. To quote Winston Churchill: “Italians lose wars as if they were football matches, and football matches as if they were wars.” So true, Winston. - We are also very supertitious. The cornetto is one of the many objects believed to be lucky charms. I have no idea why you have to put it on the ground, tho? (Neapolitans, explain please!). The number 17 is also believed to be very unlucky (that’s why you need a corno to nullify its powers. But while you complete the rituals, you get distracted and the match ends!)
Diciotto. Viva l’Italia col microfono in mano Diciannove. Canto anch’io che sono un italiano Venti. Un bel bicchiere di rosso e due pennette Ventuno. Due cazzeggi all’osteria e un Tressette (Osteria numero sette! *paraponzi ponzi pò* Il salame piace a fette dammela a me, biondina dammela a me, biondà!)
Eighteen. Long live Italy with a microphone in the hand Nineteen. I sing I’m an Italian as well Twenty. One fine glass of red (wine) and some penne Twentyone. Some messing around at the pub and a round of Tressette (Pub number seven! *paraponzi ponzi pò* Salami is good cut in slices give it to me, pretty blonde girl give it to me, blondie!)
Notes:
- Pretty sure the “Italia con il microfono in mano” is a reference to Sanremo, the most famous singing competition in Italy. It may also mean in general everything that has to do with Italian music, tho. Something along the line of “long live Italian music!”, even though his relationship with the industry at the time wasn’t the best and he had struggles surfacing as an artist. Would he ever imagine, at the time, that he would win Sanremo two years in a row? Bless you, Francesco. - A quote from the famous “L’italiano” song by Toto Cutugno. Just like “Italia 21″ that song too was an attempt to describe Italy and the Italians from within. Another fun fact: Toto is the last Italian singer who won the Eurovision Song Contest. Is this a lot of foreshadowing or not? (Maybe too much!) - A glass of wine and pasta. What’s better? Here’s a quick and easy prescription to happiness, by every Italian ever. - “Cazzeggio” is litterally “a thing done with one’s dick” and means messing around, having fun with friends by basically doing nothing. Tressette is a popular card game in Italy. - What follows is something we call stornello, a type of folk song which basically has a standard melody and ever changing lyrics. They are usually very funny, irreverent and sexual. “La canzone delle osterie” is famous everywhere and Francesco used it to end the song in the most carefree way. - He rhymed “sette” with “fette” but I really don’t know how to explain if “salami is good cut in slices” is a sexual reference. Salami can definitely be associated with something sexual (c’mon...) but I have no clue about the rest. I’m an innocent soul XD - “Give it to me” is DEFINITELY sexual. Especially referred to a pretty blonde girl XD That too is usually part of the standard stornello lyrics ;)
Wow, this took SO LONG. I hope it helped understand this song in depth, even though something is still obscure even to me, after translating and spending a lot of time looking things up on the internet. Have fun find other interpretations, maybe? ;)
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iishmael · 7 years ago
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If you have time, could you maybe write a fic about Susie getting her MBE? Maybe her and toto leaving the palace and reflecting after? I don't know. Just anything that comes to mind with lots of cuteness please :3
Heyyy! Sorry it took me so long to get to your request, but I loved this. The pics Susie posted were sooo cute! The fic turned out a bit shorter than I actually intended, but even though I tried my best and researched a bit I didn’t exactly figure out how the ceremony works, so I decided to skip it and that didn’t leave much room for plot. 🙈 Anyways, I really hope you like it! If you want to, you can read it [here] on ao3, but I also put it under the cut. :) xx
Pairing: Susie Wolff/Toto WolffWarnings: None! 
After the ceremony, when all the pictures were taken, the dinner was eaten and Susie’s parents were already on their way to their hotel; Susie and Toto were waiting for their cab – it was then when Susie actually realised that she had received a MBE. Member of the most excellent order of the British Empire.
She turned around to look up at Toto. „I have made an impact“, she said, sounding surprised. Toto smiled proudly. „Don’t sound so surprised, of course you have! And you will continue to do so.“
„Can you imagine? I received a medal. From the Queen!“ With a giddy smile, Susie hid her face in her hands and Toto hugged her. „You have. I’ve seen it.“
Susie made a squeaking noise and looked up at her husband. „I honestly don’t think I’d believe this is anything but a dream if you hadn’t been there with me.“
„Susie“, Toto said quietly, looking into her eyes and taking her face in his hands, „I’m with you every step of the way.“
The cab pulled up next to them and with a gigantic beaming smile on her face, Susie got in when Toto opened the door for her, leaning into her husband as soon as they were seated.
„Did I tell you today already that I love you? And that you’re the best?“ She pushed her fingers through Toto’s hair, still smiling happily. She was sure that this smile would stay on her face for a rather long time.
Toto grinned, tempted to touch Susie’s hair too but not wanting to destroy her hair-do just yet. „You might have... but you can always tell me again.“
Susie laughed and kissed Toto, whispering „I love you“ and „You’re the best“ against his lips, the sounds half lost in the caress.
„Usually, I’d just take the compliments“, Toto replied and booped Susie’s nose. „But given the fact that you’re now a Member of the British Empire I think it’s you who’s the best, Dame Susie.“
Susie scrunched up her nose and giggled. „You know very well that I didn’t receive the order to be allowed to call myself that, you dork.“
Toto just shrugged. „The Queen can’t dictate me what I want to call my wife. Dame Susie Wolff. Queen of the Universe. Conqueress of motor sports!“
„Toto, stop!“ Her laugh resonated through the cab and when Toto kissed her lovingly they got so lost in their own world that they didn’t even realised the car had pulled up in front of their hotel.
When they finally got out of the cab, paid the driver and walked inside – arm in arm, Susie with her head leaned against Toto’s arm – Susie contemplated where she’d place today in her Top 10 list of best days of her life. Not entirely on top, as awesome as it had been her family was even more important. It still ranked pretty high up.
Susie beamed at Toto when they got to their room, hugging him again. „You’re allowed to destroy my hair now, I know you’ve been dying to do so.“
Toto chuckled and carefully pulled off the cute little hat Susie had been wearing. „You’re right, as pretty as this is...“ Slowly putting away the hair clips that had been holding it in place, he threaded his fingers through Susie’s soft blonde curls. „I love you even more when you’re just you.“
With a cheeky grin, Susie answered: „Just me means no Queen of the Universe attitude, though.“
Toto shook his head. „No, you’re naturally the Queen of the Universe, you can’t take that off like a hat. See, you’re just too amazing!“
With a fond roll of her eyes, Susie stood on her tip toes and kissed Toto softly. „You’re such a charmer when you want to be. I’m flattered.“ Toto winked at her and pulled her in for a deeper kiss. “It’s nothing but the truth!”~
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7hours-flight · 7 years ago
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Row, row, row your kayak
This post is dedicated for my hobby other than reading fantasy books (and the occasional lovey dovey teenage story).
And as you can read in the title,
IT'S KAYAKING!! YAYYY
Nope.
Okay, so I have this love-hate relationship between me and kayaking. For the love part, it is a very thrilling experience and i do have fun doing it, and for the hate part, every freaking time i went down to the river i always, ALWAYS got bruises.
Anyway, I took a whitewater kayaking course when I was like 10 or 11 so around 2011, and i took the course in Purbalingga with my dad's friend ( I still remember him his name is om Aji). My coach and instructor was Om Toto, Mas sigit, and Mas Agung. They are awesome teachers, i mean like dude, they taught a 10 years old girl how to shake her hips and roll her body around to do an eskimo roll in 3 days. Here are some pics:
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So, since then my ica bought me a white liquid logic kayak and it was super cute!! It's white and has all this cute flowers all over it.
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Anyway as time goes by and i got fatter and fatter. This beautiful white kayak does not fits me anymore that i once stuck in there when i try to 'wet exit'. It sucks, but ica bought me a new one. It's a sprite colored jackson, at that time ica and his friends shipped whole lots of kayak and i got to pick one.
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So there's that. I'm not usually pumped when there's a kayaking trip coming. Probably because I GOT NO ONE to talk to when i'm at said trip. I got no friends who do this kind of thing you know, all the people i went kayaking trip are wayyyy older than me. So, to any girl who wants to gossip while kayaking with me, do please hit me up.
Cheers,
Shafa
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sandiegodjstaci · 6 years ago
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Karla & Brandon's Bali Hai Wedding Rager
Karla & Brandon's Bali Hai Wedding Rager
Of all the San Diego wedding DJs calling America’s finest city home, Karla & Brandon  chose me to DJ and MC their Bali Hai wedding (South Pacific Room) on  June 15, 2019. The following write-up is based on San Diego DJ Staci’s crazy organized & detailed outline for this Bali Hai Restaurant wedding.
  THE BALI HAI WEDDING CEREMONY
Prelude ➔ Piano, Vitamin String Quartet Processional ➔ Latch by Simply Three Bride
Processional ➔ “I Can’t Help Falling In Love With You” by Haley Reinhart
Recessional ➔ Brighter Than The Sun by Colbie Caillat (cue to 30 seconds/first chorus)
  (c) San Diego DJ Staci, the Track Star
  THE COCKTAIL HOUR & DINNER MUSIC
While San Diego DJ Staci offers couples pre-set cocktail & dinner playlists to choose from, Karla & Brandon opted to hand-select their background music for their Bali Hai restaurant wedding.
Cocktail Music ➔ Forever – Chris Brown, Everything – Michael Buble, Benny And The JetsElton John, L-O-V-E – Nat King Cole, Feel It Still – Portugal, The Man, I Do – Colbie Caillat, Africa – Toto, Sweet Home Chicago –Blues Brothers, Ob La Di – The Beatles, Hurts So Good– John Mellencamp, Wouldn’t It Be Nice – The Beach Boys, The Way You Make Me Feel – Michael Jackson, Build Me Up Buttercup – The Foundations, Sweet Child O’Mine – Guns N Roses, We Are Young – Fun, You Can’t Hurry Love – Phil Collins, Run-Around – Blues Travelers, Saturday In The Park – Chicago, Let’s Stay Together – Al Green
Dinner Music ➔ The Way I Am – Ingrid Michaelson, Cheek to Cheek – Fred Astaire, Feeling Good – Michael Buble, It Had To be You – Harry Connick Jr, The Way You Look Tonight – Frank Sinatra, Shh Boom – The Crew Cuts, Because You Loved Me – Celine Dion, Singin’ In The Rain – Gene Kelly, When I Fall In Love – Nat King Cole, Tiny Dancer – Elton John, Sea  Of Love – Cat Power, That’s Amore – Dean Martin, The Luckiest – Ben Folds, Somewhere Beyond The Sea – Bobby Darin, Fade Into You – Scarlett O’Connor & Gunnar Scott, Roses And Violets – Alexander Jean, Unforgettable – Nat King Cole, Fly Me To The Moon / Lucky – Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat, In Your Eyes – Peter Gabriel, Iris – Goo Goo Dolls, Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You – Frankie Valli, My Kind of Town (Chicago Is) – Frank Sinatra
  (c) San Diego DJ Staci, the Track Star
  THE BILINGUAL BALI HAI WEDDING RECEPTION
MC Welcome ➔ Good evening! Welcome to Karla & Brandon  wedding reception!!! I am the  Master of Ceremonies, DJ Staci. Please take your seats so we can officially welcome our  guests of honor. Be sure to post your photos today with #MatchMadeInSabin. If you need to charge your devices, I do have a mini charging station up here including some universal  chargers. Let&  also take a minute to acknowledge a few noteworthy guests today. If you have traveled here from out of state, let me hear you. Out of the country? Quien esta aqui de afuera los estados unidos hoy?”
“Tonight I’m going to be sharing a lot of stories about Karla & Brandon with you. To get rolling,  lets tackle the first & I love you.& About 8 months after they had started dating, Karla & Brandon were chilling in his kitchen. There may have been a bottle of wine involved. Brandon suddenly said those three little words…Karla was overjoyed & she said them back.”
“Buenas tardes! Bienvenidos a la recepción de la boda de Daniela y Brandon! Yo soy la Maestra de Ceremonias, DJ Staci. Por favor tomen asiento para darle la bienvenida oficialmente a nuestros invitados de honor.”
“Ladies & gentlemen, put your hands together for the introduction of the wedding party!!!”
Grand Entrance
1. Mighty Wings – Cheap Trick ➔ “Brandon met him in 2010 while playing ice hockey and, to this day, this groomsman still can  &  handle a puck to save his life. Karla met this bridesmaid when they both attended SDSU…and Karla still can & decide whether she is more beautiful on  the inside or the outside. Give it up for Groomsman/Padrino Will & Bridesmaid/Dama Gaby!!!”
2. Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins ➔ “Brandon met this groomsman at Navy boot camp in 2013. He is known on the golf course as & Shank-Opotamus  &  and has yet to beat Brandon in a single round. Karla met this bridesmaid during their first year of high school. They were later roommates in college. Aztecs for life! She would still be in California if Joe had not stolen her away! Show some love to Groomsman/Padrino Alex & Bridesmaid/Dama Laura!!!”
3. Walking on sunshine – Katrina & The Waves ➔ “This groomsman met Brandon during his first year in the Navy. They were roommates together for two years in Washington D.C.  Brandon has never beaten him on the golf course. Several years ago, this bridesmaid was looking for a roommate on Craigslist–yep–and found her soul twin, Karla. Please welcome  Groomsman/Padrino Zach &  Bridesmaid/Dama Ny-Vee!!!”
4. Uptown Funk – Bruno Mars ➔  “Brandon met him many years ago while playing ice hockey. We”ll see if he can dance tonight, considering he shattered his what bone 4 months ago. Karla is proudly related to the next bridesmaid. She is a total bad ass, a world traveler, a star dancer and she just got accepted into Georgetown University for a Masters in Nursing! Brace yourself Washington, D.C.! Give it up for Groomsman/Padrino Branden & Bridesmaid/Dama Melissa!!!”
5. Shut up and Dance – Walk the Moon ➔ “He   the groom go back 26 years and share the same parents—oh snap! Brandon taught him how to skate, golf, and be awesome. Karla and this bridesmaid have been friends since high school. She has a country soul with a city girl drive. From LA to New York to Michigan, their friendship will be strong no matter where they go. Show some love to Groomsman/Padrino Ryan and Bridesmaid/Dama Bianca!!!”
6. Macarena – Bayside Boys Remix ➔ “Brandon met the Best Man his first year of hockey. Initially, he didn  &  like Brandon, in fact, he probably still doesn  & but all it took was a case of bud light to get him to be the Best Man today. Karla and the Maid of Honor share the same dad, but they became true sisters in 2013. They are forever opposites but forever inseparable. Please welcome Best Man/Padrino Tory & Maid of Honor/Dama de Honor Dulce!!!”
➔ Best day of my life – American Authors ➔ “They met in February of 2016. Together they enjoy drinking wine & spoiling their fur baby, Odin. She puts up with his golf &  hockey. He puts up with her inability to sit still and never ending trips. She’s confident that Brandon will one day be bilingual. For their honeymoon, they are planning a cruise around Europe. Ladies &  gentlemen, damas y caballeros, get on your feet, ponganse de pie, to welcome, por la primera vez—for the FIRST   TIME   EVER—Mr. and Mrs. S—-!!!”
➔ First Dance ➔ Come Kiss Me – Tryon ➔ fade early: at the 2:40 ➔ On July 8, 2017, Brandon & Karla were at a winery in Traverse City, overlooking Lake Michigan. They were spending a lovely day at the winery, and Brandon had mentioned that he had a gift for her but had forgotten it. Later that afternoon, Brandon asked a waiter to snap a photo of them. As they were posing for the photo, Brandon said, & Remember I had a gift for you? & and he pulled a ring box out of his pocket. The waiter snapped the pic as Brandon asked her a very important question. I think we know how she answered because we are about to Mr. and Mrs. S—– to the dance floor for their first dance as husband and wife. Y ahora recibamos al Senor y la Senora S—- en la pista para su primer baile como marido y mujer.”
➔ Newlywed Brief Welcome/Thank You Speech ➔ “And now a few words from the bride & groom. Y ahora algunas palabras de los novios.”
➔ Dinner Blessing ➔ “Now lets & welcome the mother of the bride, Maricela, who will give a dinner blessing. Y ahora la mama de la novia, Maricela, va a dar un bendicion sobre la cena.” 7:30 pm
7:45 / 8:00 +/- PM ➔ Shoe Game ➔  “Ladies &  gentlemen, I hope you are enjoying your meals. Right now, Brandon &  Karla are going to play a sort of Newlywed Game…they will sit back-to-back on the dance floor, each holding one of their own shoes & one of the other  person & shoes. I will ask them some questions, like & Who is taller? & and they would both presumably hold up Brandon’s shoe.”
“Brandon y Daniela van a jugar un juego para los recién casados. Cada uno va a tener un zapato suyo y el otro un zapato del otro. Voy a prejuntarles cosas como,& Quién es más alto & y los dos levantar el zapato de Brandon…porque el es mas alto.”
“Ready? Listos?”
Who has the craziest family? Quien tiene la familia mas loca?
Who is the biggest baby when they get sick? Quien es un llorona cuando se enferma?
Who loves Odin more? Quien quiere mas a Odin?
Who is most likely to eat their dessert first? Quien es mas probable a comer su postre primero?  Who is the safest driver? Quien maneja lo mas seguro?
Who is most argumentative? A quien le gusta pelear mas?
Who apologizes first after an argument? Quien dice una disculpa primera despues un argumento?
Who is in charge of the remote control? Quien esta en cargado de el control por la television?
Who is a better dancer? Quien es el mejor bailador?
Quien probablemente no entiende esta prejunta?
Toasts ➔ champagne ➔  Ladies & gentlemen, I hope you are enjoying your meals. May I  have your attention please for the toasts. Damas y caballeros, Me permiten su atención por favor para el brindis? Welcome our first speaker… Recibamos a nuestra primera oradora:”
➔ Maid of Honor, Dama de Honor, Dulce
➔ Best Man, Padrino, Tory
➔  Father-Daughter Dance ➔ “My Wish” Rascal Flatts ➔ fade early: yes ➔ “Now lets welcome Karla and her dad, Bernardo, to the dance floor. Y ahora recibamos a Daniela y su papa, Bernardo, a la pista para un baile especial.”
➔ Mother-Son Dance ➔ “Mother Like Mine,” The Band Perry ➔ fade early: yes ➔ “Brandon says:  I could always talk to my mom about anything. She was always there to hear me, no matter what I had to say. She was the anchor of our family that, still to this day, holds everything together. I admire her love for family and that there is always a place in her home for a good laugh or an occasional cry. Now lets  welcome Brandon & his mother, Melanie, to the dance floor to share a special dance. Y ahora recibamos a Brandon y su madre, Melanie, a la pista.”
➔ Group Photo on Dance Floor
➔ Open Dancing
9:30 +/- ➔ Garter Removal/Liga ➔ “Rico Suave,” Gerardo
➔ Garter Toss/Liga ➔ “Bad Boys  Cops Theme; Inner Circle ➔ Braveheart Quote: yes
➔ Bouquet Toss/Rama ➔ “Labels or Love” Fergie
➔ Vibora de la Mar ➔ Al La Vibora de la Mar, Grupo I ➔  Now were going to do a Mexican wedding tradition, known in English as the Snake of the Sea. I need all the men in the room to line up on the dance floor. If this is your first time doing this, hold on to your hats because you in for a wild ride! Ahora la Vibora de la Mar!”
➔ Money Dance/Baile de Billete ➔ regular dance music, pass out the glowsticks ➔ & Please join us on the dance floor for the Money Dance. This is another Mexican wedding tradition where guests pay to dance with tonight’s guests of honor. Ahora el baile de billete con musica moderna.”
11:25 PM ➔  Last Dance
  (c) San Diego DJ Staci, the Track Star
  KARLA & BRANDON’S DANCE MUSIC RECIPE
Dance Music Rating ➔ PG-13 early on then some R/X-rated as it gets later
Priority During Dancing ➔ maximum dancing/use my expertise to read the crowd
50% English, 50% Spanish
Play A Lot – Top 40/Pop, 80s, 90s, 2000s, Hip Hop/RB, Electronic Dance Music Cumbias, Salsa
Play A Few – Oldies, 70s/Classic Rock, Motown/Funk, Slow Dances Banda, Merengue, Rock en Espanol, Zapateados, Nortenos, Bachata, Reggaeton, Corridos
♥ M U S T – P L A Y S ♥
Danza Kuduro Don Omar, Amor prohibido by Selena, La Flor by Selena, La Chona Los Tucanes, Caballo Dorado Line Dance, Cha Cha Slide Line Dance, Cupid Shuffle Line Dance, “1999” Prince, Shout- Isley Bros
♥ P L A Y   I F   Y O U   C A N ♥
El Coco No Roberto Junior, Pasame La Botella By letra, Sonidito Banda MS, Vivir Mi Vida Marc Anthony, El Sinaloense Recodo, Mambo #5 Lou Vega, Despacito Justin Bieber version Sweet Caroline – Neil Diamond, Se Me Olvido Otra Vez By Mana, LaPuerta Negra Los Tigres, “La Cintura” Alvaro Soler, “Livin &  la Vida Loca” Ricky Martin, “I Like It” Enrique Iglesias and Pitbull, “Party Rock Anthem” LMFAO, Suavemente Elvis Crespo, Inolvidable by Jenni Rivera, Si yo fuera lardon- el chapo slow dance, Ven Bailalo By Angel y Khriz
♥ D O  N O T   P L A Y S ♥
Rap, Big Band/Rat Pack, Trap, Tween/Childrens, heavy metal, rap, disco, country, kids/tween
  BALI HAI  (SOUTH PACIFIC ROOM) WEDDING FLOOR PLAN
  SAN DIEGO WEDDING VENDOR LIST
Here is the amazing team of San Diego wedding vendors I had the pleasure of working with on this Bali Hai wedding (South Pacific Room):
Venue/Catering ➔ Bali Hai Restaurant
DJ/MC/Lighting ➔ DJ Staci, the Track Star
Band ➔ Francisco Astudillo from Tiku Records
Photographer/Videographer ➔ Jennie Edwards, Guided by Imagination
Cake Bakery ➔ Bride’s Mother
Florist ➔ DIY
Again, I was honored to be the one and only San Diego wedding DJ Karla & Brandon trusted with their Bali Hai restaurant wedding. Thank you!
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lorettalivingston6911 · 7 years ago
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Ashley Graham Is An Extra Queen As She Rides A Camel Nearly Naked!
I look younger now than when I was in my early 20s
Ashley Graham is so extra -- and we LOVE it.
On Thursday, the celebrated model took to Instagram to share some behind-the-scenes footage from her Swimsuits For All photo shoot in Morocco. And while most of her BTS content was relatively tame, one IG post stood out among the rest.
Related: Hailey Baldwin Flaunts Some PDA With Shawn Mendes
We're, of course, talking about Miz Graham's pic where she's riding a camel in ONLY a bikini (above). Clearly, the brunette beauty was well aware of how seXXXy her snap came off as she captioned the image:
"🐪🍑"
Oh, if only this was posted on Hump Day!
Regardless, Ashley is definitely living her best life. In one vid (below), the 30-year-old was caught singing Toto's 1982 hit Africa.
Shooting my new @swimsuitsforall collection in 🇲🇦 #ashleygrahamxswimsuitsforall coming Feb 2018!A post shared by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Dec 21, 2017 at 2:37pm PST
What fun. Both Ashley's glam team and husband Justin Ervin joined her on the Moroccan getaway. Celeb hairstylist Justine Marjan even shared this saucy video of the Sports Illustrated covergirl:
Ummm, this was my view all week 😵😵😵 @theashleygraham @swimsuitsforall @allanface #justinemarjanhairA post shared by Celebrity Hairstylist (@justinemarjan) on Dec 21, 2017 at 3:10pm PST
DAYUMMM. Ashley is just so STUNNING.
We're for sure excited to see the rest of the snaps!!!
[Image via Instagram.]
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latoyarubalcava3546 · 7 years ago
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Ashley Graham Is An Extra Queen As She Rides A Camel Nearly Naked!
Ashley Graham is so extra -- and we LOVE it.
On Thursday, the celebrated model took to Instagram to share some behind-the-scenes footage from her Swimsuits For All photo shoot in Morocco. And while most of her BTS content was relatively tame, one IG post stood out among the rest.
Related: Hailey Baldwin Flaunts Some PDA With Shawn Mendes
We're, of course, talking about Miz Graham's pic where she's riding a camel in ONLY a bikini (above). Clearly, the brunette beauty was well aware of how seXXXy her snap came off as she captioned the image:
"🐪🍑"
Oh, if only this was posted on Hump Day!
Regardless, Ashley is definitely living her best life. In one vid (below), the 30-year-old was caught singing Toto's 1982 hit Africa.
Shooting my new @swimsuitsforall collection in 🇲🇦 #ashleygrahamxswimsuitsforall coming Feb 2018!A post shared by A S H L E Y G R A H A M (@theashleygraham) on Dec 21, 2017 at 2:37pm PST
What fun. Both Ashley's glam team and husband Justin Ervin joined her on the Moroccan getaway. Celeb hairstylist Justine Marjan even shared this saucy video of the Sports Illustrated covergirl:
Ummm, this was my view all week 😵😵😵 @theashleygraham @swimsuitsforall @allanface #justinemarjanhairA post shared by Celebrity Hairstylist (@justinemarjan) on Dec 21, 2017 at 3:10pm PST
DAYUMMM. Ashley is just so STUNNING.
We're for sure excited to see the rest of the snaps!!!
[Image via Instagram.]
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8ayaursillyfriend · 4 months ago
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Why he gay
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Ron under the moonlight *
September is finally here!
A "night visual" has been released, depicting Ron standing against the backdrop of an impressive autumn moonlit nightscape ✨
Please look forward to the broadcast starting October 7th!
* Toto took this pic
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