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purpleshadow-star · 2 years
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Nicky decides to treat everyone one day and cooks salmon at the Columbia house. He ends up filling the whole house with smoke, and they have to open all the doors just to be able to breathe. Andrew gets annoyed, but at least the salmon ends up tasting delicious.
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Hey btw when you feel like you wanna kiss your makeout with your friends, you probably like them more than friends right?
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blondiestars · 1 month
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are you a bot
Well, what do you think? What made you think that? I'm totally not a bot!
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vilejpg · 8 months
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another character sheet for another lil guy of mine! bought the OG design off of DaddySoup on Toyhou.se, so if you like it, deffo check out the other stuff they've got goin on! anyways he's a criminal, a felon, and yet... So Goofy
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fukounaboy · 11 months
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA /pos
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i-just-like-goats · 2 years
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Is Goats your favorite animals ?
Yes...
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uk journalists having to report through gritted teeth that there were no riots last night as thousands of anti-racist protesters significantly outnumbered the racist rioters across the country
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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time-woods · 19 days
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Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !
based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))
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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months
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I can behave normally around books
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without-ado · 6 months
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Total Solar Eclipse l April 2024 l U.S. & Canada
Cr. Deran Hall l Rami Ammoun(236) l GabeWasylko l REUTERS l KendallRust l Joshua Intini l Alfredo Juárez l KuzcoKhanda
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aholefilledwithtwigs · 7 months
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
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nasa · 6 months
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Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣
Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!
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we-are-all-nobodies18 · 6 months
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Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .
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narwhalsarefalling · 3 months
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
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passionpeachy · 4 months
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just some starry femme & butch lesbians 🌻✨
(left: any pronouns, right: they/them)
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