#totally not lying

[monochrome-stars]

i love legend of zelda spirit tracks. im so normal about legend of zelda spirit tracks

[toobadsosad66]

*PSA*

I am actually the biggest domme in the whole world...you should all fear me 😈

[voidishhex]

oh my god?? They kiss???

I crawl from the depths of my cave to offer some HelsEx content :3c They get to kith!!

[notacroook]

how are you not a crook?

cause my name is crook but id never steal

[vvyvernicus]

Oh, it's nothing. Just thinking about those delicious pancakes we shared.

[z5mbiegrlz]

alexis are you okay sweetheart??

im fine

[fantastickingdomearthquake]

guys!!! guys!!! i am the forg kimg!!!@ bow down to my holiness!!!!!!!!

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[ummmuhhidk]

its normal guy hours

:)

[spencrofficial]

HEY GUYS!!!!

do u guys wanna know a FUN FACT????

did u know that before the world was 3D, it was actually just 2D!!!! the world only BECAME 3D when some IDIOT decieded 2 put two houses ON TOP OF EACHOTHER!!!! if he didnt do that then we could all be living in 2D rn!!!!! but NO!!!!!!

but yeah hope you enjoyed my totally real fun fact that i didnt just make up on the spot hahahhahahhahahahhahaha

[syn0dicosmosis]

Would you be friends with him be honest

[chipthegoose]

IM WATCHING ONE OF THOSE REDEMPTION ARC CLIPS AND THE FUCKING COMENTARY IS LIKE “Im so glad that bitch got splattered” WHAT?? 😭

[fuck-edfrugs]

I LIKE HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT

[idl3lane]

a couple of lads nothing more nothing less totally yup

just a couple of good lads

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[pokeypoqi]

metalheads when they meet magnetheads (click for better quality :,,])