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Daily reminder that your bratty tboy would uh...totallyyyy hate it if you degraded him and made him fuck himself for hours.....that'd be terrible for him!!!
#totally not lying#no clue what you mean!!!#im a good boy what are you talking about#t4t puppy#t4t ns/fw#t4t nsft#t4t mlm#ftm t4t#trans bottom#trans nsft#trans men#trans boy#tboy ns/fw#tboy nsft#tboy puppy#degrade and humiliate me
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i love legend of zelda spirit tracks. im so normal about legend of zelda spirit tracks
#totally not lying#/j#oughhjhh#im making a thing. that is literally just 9 minutes of spirit tracks stuff#its so good why do people hate on it/not know about it#star rambles
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Did you lose your claw in the battle with your siblings and hold onto it or did you rip it out as an offering recently?
My claw was actually lost in the battle with Lamb, akin to my third eye. But while my 3rd eye was beyond salvage, even as a relic (I think, I've seen Chamech do some weird things), my claw was not beyond usage. So, I lgifted it to Lamb.
Do not take this as a sign of liking Lamb, this was only done to make them more tolerable.
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oh my god?? They kiss???
I crawl from the depths of my cave to offer some HelsEx content :3c They get to kith!!
#helsex#exhels#hex#hermitshipping#hermitshipblr#helsknight x evil xisuma#evil xisuma#evil x fanart#helsknight#hermitcraft fanart#mhm im sane#i love them#im so nomal abt them#mhm#totally not lying
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how are you not a crook?
cause my name is crook but id never steal
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Oh, it's nothing. Just thinking about those delicious pancakes we shared.
#p5 akechi#goro akechi#persona 5 akechi#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5r#p5#p5 royal#ai artwork#akechi blushing#Akechi in love#hes just thinking about pancakes#totally not lying
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alexis are you okay sweetheart??
im fine
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guys!!! guys!!! i am the forg kimg!!!@ bow down to my holiness!!!!!!!!
#shitpost#this is a joke#i swear#i promise#totally not lying#forg#i am the forg kimg i am nothing but holy#my holiness is completely unmatched#sin does not exist to me
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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HEY GUYS!!!!
do u guys wanna know a FUN FACT????
did u know that before the world was 3D, it was actually just 2D!!!! the world only BECAME 3D when some IDIOT decieded 2 put two houses ON TOP OF EACHOTHER!!!! if he didnt do that then we could all be living in 2D rn!!!!! but NO!!!!!!
but yeah hope you enjoyed my totally real fun fact that i didnt just make up on the spot hahahhahahhahahahhahaha
#not joking this was totally real i was there#totally NOT lying#||#regretevator#regretevator oc#oc ask blog#:3
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Would you be friends with him be honest
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IM WATCHING ONE OF THOSE REDEMPTION ARC CLIPS AND THE FUCKING COMENTARY IS LIKE “Im so glad that bitch got splattered” WHAT?? 😭
#this doesnt relate to my previous post btw#totally not lying#I swear#I wouldnt do that#lying I mean#because id never lie
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i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be
#my art#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#trigun#trigun vash#vash#tristamp#trigun stampede fanart#trigun fanart#idk the tags fr this fandom sorry its babys first trigun#im not abandoning jjk but expect more other stuff sprinkled in!! including trigun <333 including him <3#ANYWAY IM SOOOOO NORMAL ABTHIM IM SO NORMAL I PROMISE#im lying im sorry im feral about him i want unspeakable things done 2 him it was over the moment i heard his voice#but [redacted] thoughts aside#hes so fun to draw oh my god how did they make a character Exactly For Me how did they make one that ticks all my boxes#hes blond but like i can work with it i will get good at rendering blond hair for him <333 hes worth it <333333#i was cruisin along mindin my business having fun learning how 2 draw him and then i get 2 the arm . +24hrs to total drawtime#all my cheats ...my safety net of being able 2 use flesh to disguise th fact that u dont reeeeally know where tendons or joints go...#out th window. this prosthetic is practically an anatomically correct model. u can see EVERYTHINg#put my entire me into trying to figure it out h i think it is ok i think i like it#god i rly cant get over how he's just a combination of all the fun parts of drawing yuuji megumi AND gojo#he is the center of their triple venn diagram and i am EATING HIM ALIVE#sorry ill calm down .... fr now.... smile :)
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I LIKE HIM A NORMAL AMOUNT
#totally not lying#I totally don’t stay awake thinking about him#I’m totally not thinking about what I’m gonna draw for his birthday#ahhhhhhh I love him#sako atsuhiro is the prettiest man#he’s a dilf and you can fight me if you disagree#fuck man I just can’t stop thinking about him#one of the alters in a system in a server where I’ve been yelling about sako in said he blames me if they get a compress alter#which#fair#I talk about him so much
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metalheads when they meet magnetheads (click for better quality :,,])
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sth fanart#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#sonic x shadow#sonadow#shadonic#not necessarily but i cant be lying to myself here this is totally yaoi#pokeyartz
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