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Nan (Part Three)
Old Nan had long given up on counting her years, and there was no longer anyone alive in Blackwoods who could recall her as a young woman. Her own children were long dead and buried alongside their fathers and spouses out in the town’s boneyard, but the village was full of great grandchildren and great greats and so forth. It was one of these, her great great granddaughter Irene who came to her one spring morning bringing with her first child with her, a seven days girl she was set to call Ada. Nan loved all her children, but Irene had been special to her. She had seen something in her when she was a babe, a spark of something that made her think that this would be the one that Nan could share all her knowledge with, perhaps one day lay down her burden and pass it on to.
Irene spent a good deal of time with her great gran, more than most of her cousins. Nan took her into the woods with her, showed her which plants were good for brewing a tea that could bring up phlegm from the lungs, the tiny differences between the tiny red berries that were good for soothing a sore throat and the ones that would kill you before you finished chewing. Time passed and Irene showed more than a passable skill at reading signs. She had a gentle way, and sometimes just the touch of her hand could calm a panicked mother or quiet a sobbing child. Before she was a woman she had helped bring life into the world, and held vigil over it’s passing countless times. If anyone had any doubts about the child’s presence at Nan’s side on such occasions they were quickly put aside. Many of the folks in town began to ponder Irene’s future as Nan had, but these were old folk and they kept their thoughts to themselves. Blackwoods folk had a high capacity for accepting the inevitable changes of life, but not a one of them looked forward to a time when Nan would not be amongst them.
As Irene grew older her mind wandered from her lessons. She never became less than she had been, but then she never grew beyond it either. Her hand remained steady, and eyes sharp as she became less of a child and more of a woman, but her thoughts began to follow along the same path of other young women her age. Namely regarding boys and how you catch them. How to twist the strands of your hair with ribbons to make it pretty and draw their eyes, all the steps of the dances that would be danced at parties, and how to bite down your lips just enough to make them redden. She spent more and more time with her cousins and other friends her own age and less with Nan. It broke the old woman’s heart, but not terrible much. She’d lived too long to be surprised by much. The summer Irene turned fifteen she stood with Tom Wilson’s youngest boy under the Promise Tree and chose her own path. She still came with Nan to gather her plants and such, and she still watched over death and birth beds, but for all the help she was to Nan she would not be the one to truly follow her in her life’s work. She was a good helper to her great great grandmother, but the folk of Blackwoods breathed a collective sigh of relief knowing that Nan would be with them for years yet to come.
Seven days after Ada was born, Irene and Tom brought her to Nan to see what she could see. She was a pale thin creature, the down on her head so spare you could see the delicate skin straight through Her eyes the color of a stilled pond, though. Dark and deep. Nan took the babe into her arms and felt a tremor run down through her very bones. What she saw she could not say precisely; the impressions were legion and they rushed upon her all at once as if they had been waiting; waiting waiting for this moment and could no longer contain themselves. Nan felt as if she was standing on a wide plain, with the wind ripping around her and the past, present, and future laid out in every direction as far as the eye could see. She held the child closer to her. Nan had been witness to many things in her long life, but nothing could compare to the strange wonder contained in this small soul. She wanted to take her time and touch and taste and feel each and every thing as it passed, but the forms and figures would not stand still. Not even for Nan; Nan who had once stood her ground against a rougarou and come out the victor (though not entirely unscathed).
She held her free hand out and brushed her fingers against the visions as they passed. She stood in this place for hours or possibly days as they whipped by, but when she finally exhaled only a moment had gone by. She had not even realized she’d been holding on to her breath until she let go. Tom and Irene stood before her, their young faces bright with anticipation. She couldn’t even imagine where to begin, what to tell them. Irene had spent enough time with her great grandmother to know there were a great many mysteries in this world, but Nan doubted she would understand - or possibly even believe her.
#lunchtime storytime#creative writing#short story#totally not a true story#my writing#snippet#writeblr#worldbuilding#words words words#filthy casual writer#excerpt from a book i'll never write
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When you have the perfect thing to fluster Rudy but it’s over:
https://youtu.be/mqWMEbvnXrU?si=Ob_zQj1LitYyG3IQ
Ah yes, the song that plays when you wake up thinking it's Sunday but it's actually Monday.
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a sub motivating their dom to torture them more by making the hottest sounds when they’re being overstimulated <3
#morrigan.txt#totally not based on a true story#overstim kink#queer bd/sm#bd/sm domme#bd/sm dom#bd/sm community#d/s relationship
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I forgot about posting this one a bit ago, another based on a true story (I got the N hat and its really cool ok)
Aaaand my wacom tablet is finally dying after all these years....
#Im in pain but here's some wholesome NxUzi#liam vickers animation#Murder Drones#Murder Drones fanart#md N#md uzi#Nuzi#Biscuitbites#Glitch fanart#Glitch#digital art#Because I think they are adorable and I totally see what Liam's doing#And yes this is based on a true story#My boyfriend gives me all the inspiration for my art#(Mostly shipping art)#Ahem anyways#*Talon's Art#*Myart#*My art#Dunno when I am gonna be getting another drawing tablet hhh
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Was giving these analysis a read [ x , x , x , x ]
#twisted wonderland#twst#trey clover#jamil viper#kalim al asim#jade leech#and then i gave his mentioned vignettes a read#it's true#he has a back street way to get stuff he wants#but thankfully the things he wants always borderline normal#the best thing about him laying low is to strike when people are totally off guard around him#which is what happened to riddle#fsdshd i guess if he did turn someone's bone into a jelly he would overblot in an instant fhsdhs#that sounds just as scary as avatar's blood bending#i was focusing more on his wanting to be normal side bcs i was not through yet with all stories involving him#but i'm not sure if i could be sly enough to write him as clever as he should be#somehow reading him being described as clever makes me a bit happy#like woah he really is!#fsdhsdh but he can really be a henchman of mafia group if he really wants to; this trey#fshdshdshdsdh OH no now i'm imagining the leech's mafia family#but i think leech's dad would respect trey's choice not to get his hands on any of these shady business#but it's assuring to know trey might have something up in his sleeves if anything ever happen to his son#anyway happy birthday trey!#also this doujinshi strips where trey doing a back street way of casting his nets over jade#https://twitter.com/CfEo95iwr/status/1715992373686362213#i like to think he is confident he could do it without such a thing#but that sly way i understand now it's totally him
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I wanted to do something cute. I ended up with something ow instead
so, here you go:
hoo boi, here a little cuddle doodle so yall wont kill me :')
anyway, if you guys wanna ask stuff go ahead
#sacrificed chaos au#foserdraws#sonic au#sonic the hedgehog au#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedghog fanart#shadow the ultimate lifeform#sonadow#sonic and shadow#dadow au#dadow#supernova allegory for sonic#i totally didnt cry for this#<-thats a lie i cried like a baby#to be fair#i was listening to the “for true story” soundtrack from SA2
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in this one my girlfriend caught me drawing it and asked if i was drawing cringe
art only blog - insta - inprnt - redbubble
#total drama#total drama island#tdi#tdi gwen#total drama gwen#gweoff#total drama geoff#tdi geoff#my art#timelapse#art timelapse#art process#process#true story she did that
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Fun story about Tim Walz
Summer a few years ago, my friend got married in a house next to the Govenor's Mansion. During the reception, a cat got into the backyard. It was SO CUTE and cuddly, we all got a chance to hold and pet it.
Turns out Walz and his family were actually home and the cat had got out. He came over and talked with everyone, took pictures with the bride and groom. He even stayed for a dance with his wife.
He's a politician, and that's not lost on me. But with everything he's done for Minnesota AND our neighboring red states, he'll always have my vote.
#tim walz#vice president#true story and totally bizzare#i cant believe i almost forgot this happened#personal
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zee scenes i like. had to share
#in the least evil sounding way possible i love the way he screams its like#laughy#UGH need to personally shake hands w his va#the last clip. kms. hes so scrimbly URRRGHRGH#the chazee. butt. scene? is so funny bc there is like a split second in between chase asking for help and zee reacting#‘you gotta help me!’ ‘😟 ... WHAT?!’#also the ‘not a true story! fabricated it!’ is a classic#okay sorry i cant talk abt every clip but ye#total drama#total drama island#td 2023#total drama 2023#td zee
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— liana liberato icons
like or reblog if u save and don't repost without credits ✨
#liana liberato icons#liana liberato#actresses icons#scream icons#scream vi icons#totally killer icons#dig icons#based on a true story icons#women icons#site model icons#twitter icons
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revamped looong mermaid orufrey au :')
#witch hat tag#orufrey#partial nudity /#about half of it is new the other half is redrawn from last year. Why would you rescribble some scribbles. Well it was bad.#i always underestimate how much i've improved in a year last may was questionable. also it's not even may any more so why mermaids now.#sorry if you remember this but at least half is new story. i'll just paste more explanation from twt....#first qifrey was cursed by EVIL WITCH eye taken and thrown into the sea#memory-less. then kind little witch boy oru found him on the beach & they became friends#they drifted apart after falling for each other bc qif knew he could never be with him.#oru walked on the beach every day for years hoping to see him again until so desperate he goes into the sea (on a ship?) & is dying#qifrey saved him with a kiss. they got closer &oru swore to find a way to save him that wasnt dangerous but qif knew hed need a dark witch.#(that witch was probably the one who cursed him..just toying with him...) in with the spell oru DOES forget him for real#even tho he needs to give Kiss Of True Love before qif turns totally blind for qif to stay human for good or become seafoam. but oru someho#the oldest magic is love..the ability to break through the curses of loneliness and despair. qif already did that for him#so oru was able to do it back later. he fell in love with him again..but also realised it was obviously him....well anyway......#originally the 'finding oru stranded like that guy in the little mermaid' was a separate au but it still makes sense to combine them#i dont want them to have not met in childhood...thats the orufrey thing....#im going to work on Proper drawings next instead of silly comics as usual....
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Nan (Part 2)
In other places across the wide world folks might have called Old Nan a witch or worse, they might have even done awful things to her as punishment for this. From time to time one hears tales of such things. Mostly people from Blackwoods shook their heads when they heard these stories. Sure, a Preacher man passed through their town every month to share with them the word of God from the back of his wagon, accompanied by women of all ages dressed in white. He sang of the terrible glory of the one true Lord and promised grand rewards for those who followed him and horror for those who did not. The citizens of Blackwoods attended these meetings with great interest; they knew of God and were sure to thank His Glorious Name on feast days and other such occasions. They knew from the Preacher that God had especially requested of them that they not suffer witches, but this didn’t apply to Old Nan.
God was something fairly new to the world, but Nan and the wisdom that she held went back as far as memory itself. Even the little children knew that there were spirits in the woods to be cajoled or circumvented. That the meaner the bands around the wooly caterpillars were the harsher the winter to come, or how to find water with two slim branches from a willow tree. Preacher man seemed to think this was a sort of thing to be mixed up with the thing he called witchcraft, but the people of Blackwoods just nodded and said nothing. They weren’t ones for interfering or drawing attention. To do otherwise might mean bring an end to Preacher’s monthly visits, or worse yet his wrath. They liked their world just as it was, and they liked Old Nan just as she was.
Tradition held that on a new babe’s seventh day in the world its parents would take it to Nan to hear what, if any, fortune there was to be spoken of it. While it was true that fate could be a fickle thing, there were things Nan could see in an infant’s eyes when they were fresh to the world that might tell of the path that had been set for it. Usually what she saw was mild, that they would grow up with a knack for woodcraft or they would live a long life. Often it would be cryptic so that it would be many years before Nan’s brief prophesy would be made clear.
Such was the fate of poor Mansell Forten. Nan had only “Ware the dark waters” to offer his parents, who took this to mean that a death by drowning was in their child’s future. They kept him out of lakes and creeks, making him stand aside on even the hottest of days watching while his friends and siblings dove into the cooling waters of the Lake splashing each other and laughing. He was a quiet obedient child, and never betrayed his heartache over not being able to join in the fun. He looked upon his parents drawn faces and knew it was best to keep these thoughts to himself.
Years later when Mansell was a grown man with children of his own he found himself in an older and unfamiliar part of the woods while hunting for deer for supper. It was there that he found an old deep well grown over with wild vines. Being thirsty from his labors he drew upon it and drank deep. There was no way Mansell could have known that the reason that this well had been long abandoned was that it had gone bad and it’s water poison to a man. This was the dark water Nan had foreseen for him, and as his soul fled his failing body he did not regret the times missed swimming with his playmates, but instead felt sorrow for the parents who had worried so over nothing.
#lunchtime storytime#creative writing#short story#writeblr#folklore#worldbuilding#words words words#my writing#snippet#excerpt from a book i'll never write#totally not a true story#to be continued
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When I first got into Kirby, I didn't expect to like, actually get into it. I thought it'd be like any other hyperfixation I'd had up to that point, that it would go away within a few months and I'd never think about it again.
Given I was so deeply in denial, I didn't care about being fully accurate and had some stuff that was really goofy and/or underdeveloped and unexplained. Stuff I'd made up to just work for the limited time I would be there.
Still, I came up with a few headcanons that I got attached to, and when I started realizing this was here to stay, I still chose to be stubborn and had to work backwards to keep these stupid headcanons, but adapt them into something a bit more fitting and polished.
It led to some cool stuff, like for example, my orbs aren't very magical, this was something I had settled on early on. But after I got invested, I had to think about what that actually meant and the implications of it like, how can they do this without magic? And what about that? What about this canon thing, how do I explain it?
I found decent enough explanations for all of these. But as a result of my unserious beginnings and continued stubborness, now I get really embarrassed at the time to actually talk about my headcanons and the stuff I've come up with.
Because what do you mean your Galacta Knight is half-dragon?
#what am i. 12 years old. you're making him a fucking dragon? and he barely even Actually resembles one? cringe#so so cringe. everytime i think about how im going to have to reveal that eventually i get so embarrassed#i've been by myself on my lore for almost 2 years. as in i had no friends who were into it#so i was talking to myself and people who only learned kirby stuff from me#so i never fully realized just how cringe an outsider would find it until recently#but it always made sense To Me. with what I'd come up with and how I'd made it work#i fear people wouldn't think his story and the role his dragoness plays into it is enough to warrant it.#they'll think i just did it because i wanted to. and that Is the reason too. partly.#when i started i saw that bit of text about mk's wings not being real. that they were his cape and adult orbs don't have wings#and figured gk's wings and horns mustn't be real either if that was true. but that was weird so i wanted him to actually have them.#but i'd settled on this at the time already so how would i explain him being the exception?#my solution was to just. make him a hybrid. that'd solve it. I didn't know he was a dragon at the time though. so it doesn't#show in his design a whole lot. when you look at his dragon dad he does look a lot like him. but said dragon dad also does not look like#a dragon at all. not a scaley reptile typical one. so that's Another layer to my problem#my thoughts on orb wings and horns have since changed. theoretically I could totally make gk a normal orb now. but#i also decided that the only reason he Specifically can use magic it's because of this half-dragonness 😭#another show of him being the exception. he's always stood out as odd#so there's actually no going back. i'd also have to get rid of his fuzz and who'd want that#text post
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Emotionally, 23.5 (episode 10) is like a cheaply made puzzle, where like, the edges are cut roughly, so like, you THINK that you have the right pieces next to each other, but when you smush them in, and they don't fit QUITE smoothly enough, you're like, oh maybe there's another piece, but like, you CAN'T find another piece that works, because like, the piece you have in your hand IS the piece that is the right one for the picture you're making, or like, you THINK it is, so like, you keep smushing the pieces together, and you THINK the puzzle makes sense, but you kinda feel like you have the wrong piece, or worse, you're MISSING A BETTER PIECE, because everything's NOT QUITE JIVING.
I hope this post made as much sense as the emotional journey we attempted to take with the script in this last episode. What the FUCK is this script doing to Ongsa? A little more context, some smoother edges, would be really helpful here!
#what the fuck#all of a sudden ongsa's unexplained shit comes back#are we gonna get another i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry for the next episode?#and wave away all the need for more explanation again?#you can't really write this stuff away#we need to know why we need to cheer for these characters hello!#23.5 degrees#23.5#23.5 degrees the series#23.5 the series#milklove#milk pansa#love pattranite#ongsasun#ongsa x sun#sun x ongsa#i'm gonna fucking say it because it's friday and i know it's not related but#i miss inkpa.#so lame but true to what i'm feeling right now#we got like maybe what 15 minutes of inkpa total? 10 MINUTES?#maybe 20 total including our skyy 2 if we were lucky?#and we got way more a story with inkpa including tons of insight into pa's dumbass parents#come on#by episode 11 we need to know why ongsa would be fearful of being out in front of her family#it's too late in the series to find out about this#because a point of the story would be that we'd go through her journey of confronting her insecurities duh!!!#wow i'm mad
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Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)
#we watched it the other night it's such a fun film#and of course totally and 100% true#weird: the al yankovic story
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just watched all the way through john fuhnaffs recent theory and like godd he really is cooking he truly is onto something but like. the idea that Cassies dad did all of thos important stuff and is connected to the mimic and built mxes and did all this shit is like. what do Gregory and vanessa even have to do with anything anymore at this point
#like when ruin came out everybody thought they built mxes to lock away the thing that abused them and that was#their way of fighting back after they were free so they could secure that they can live normal lives#and it made perfect sense#and also was narratively satisfying#but now this technician guy did it all and gregory and vanessa just went down there and trapped it with concrete and thats it#like. can they do anything plz#its just so weird#why dont they want them to do important stuff#they wont even let vanny do anything anymore its just a guy wearing vannys face#i know that the hw2 candy cadet stories and the ggy hints are trying to tell us hey. we havent forgotten about them#but also im just. not thrilled about 3 entire releases building up the mimic and cassies dad and it taking at that point#at LEAST over 3 years to get anything with a chance of gregory and vanessa#like when sb came out in 2021 and got into it believe it or not i kinda expected the characters in it that were main characters to idk#be in the story and do stuff#its just annoying#theyll come back someday but the way theyve handled things where itll take probably 3.5 years at least to give them the time of day is just#urgh#anyway john fuhnaff is a great theorist i love him#he has such real takes hes so chill about everything too#and the way he said 'im totally open to that happening' about sotm and tftp being copy paste 💀💀💀#so true man#discourse
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