#total noob

[4lright0m3ns]

okay so um

hello!! i'm 4LRIGHT0M3NS on twitter!

so basically i'm fed up with twitter/x being the worst website ever and i wanted to try and give tumblr a different go than i initially thought of using it.

idk if micro blogging is like, frown upon on here,, but i guess a more "spontaneous" approach to tumblr can't hurt anyone. if anything i know shitpost exists on this website so hey.

and yeah i'm sorry if my posts make no sense or if i'm not using this website as i should. i'm testing things out, see how it goes.

hugs and kisses<3

[hedgeytheswitch]

LOOK EVERYONE! My first Minecraft house! 😁 super chuffed with myself 😆 it even has a staircase leading down!!

[torantuga]

busy ass couple months finally back on the GRIND!!

spud n low poly poob bcs why not

[corrmentality]

HUZBANDZ BECAUZE I ZAID ZO! (or if you don’t zee them that way, thatz fine too!)

🎉🐜

(zorry for being inactive for monthz but i promize i’m back!)

[a-horrendous-floweroftrees]

Regretevator because I see it everywhere

also, why do I always see these two??

[laismoura-art]

Bi-Han: Life is like Hanzo.

Kuai: Beautiful?

Bi-Han: Short.

Hanzo: >:(

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I know, Fandom, I know. Hanzo is your tall top. But please, his name is Scorpion. Scorpion. This man gives nothing but short and feral energy!

Adding a bit of my personal headcanon/portrait of these three where Bi-Han is the tallest of the bunch while and Hanzo is the shortest! (Kuai is somewhere in the middle, pending more towards tall)

Warming up for the @subscorp-week 💛💙

[gremlingirlsmell]

just built an absolutely atrocious mill deck, using these two as the main engine:

yes, skullcrab being procced counts as a crime lol, very fun with multiple crabs.

ive decked out One human opponent so far :3

[ggswaywardgifrepository]

Super curious about the role, if any, the hand on Noob’s belt will play in the Khaos Reigns narrative after seeing its in-fight use. (Specifically, the way his shadow becomes inaccessible for the rest of the fight.)

I think a lot of us believe it could be Bi-Han’s hand.

[chewbokachoi]

Willing Well II: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness

Okay so like what if what if - anyway I got enough of the thought out of my brain to focus on the story proper now. Who knows if this will make it into the final cut chapters upon chapters from now but it refused to leave my brain until I got it out.

Tomáš held her in his arms, heart pounding from fear to the realization that they were both fine–they had survived.

And despite himself, and despite everything else, he couldn't help but grin and pull back, looking back at Cassan. "We survived," he said, stating the obvious.

Cassan glanced around, as if to visually confirm what she was sensing. "Yeah, I guess we did," she said. Her smile was less certain, but she still looked and sounded relieved. Her eyes flickered down to his lips then back to meeting his eyes.

Tomáš pulled her close again, their first kiss being anything but what he had expected it to be–as if he had expected there to ever be one in this life. But in the remains of a battlefield–he wasn't sure if that was what Cassan would have wanted, but whether or not it was didn't matter at this point with how tightly she held onto him.

He hadn't been one for romance books. So he didn't know what the feelings they described were supposed to be. Yet Tomáš knew that a pain in his chest wasn't what he was supposed to feel. As his eyes fluttered open, he froze in horror at the shattered vision–as if he was looking through a broken TV screen. 

Cassan froze in his arms, her own eyes flying open. 

Tomáš felt his fingers twitch and dig into her arms. Then he heard the Enenra let out  a piercing howl, as if it had been stabbed.

Tomáš felt a pair of strong hands grab him and he watched a pair of brown hands grab Cassan. They were pried apart, but Tomáš could see in the jagged glass of his new sight show there were Cassans who were not pulled away in time, red washing out the sigh of that world before going black.

He could feel himself shaking as the grip became cold.

"Tomáš," Bi-Han snapped. "Focus–look at me."

Tomáš could barely move as the shaking grew worse. He felt Bi-Han turn him around to face him, and in the blurring sky, Tomáš thought he saw the sky crack further and each bit of glass took on a new color. He could smell blood and rot.

"You idiot," Bi-Han hissed, clutching the back of Tomáš's neck with one hand and shoulder with the other. "You didn't think you could keep that thing in check, did you?" Fear pinched his voice.

Tomáš swallowed.

"It–if I kept the rest of it from you, then" his voice was growing raspier and the Enenra was beginning to weaken. He could feel something else start to fill the cracks the Enenra once filled.

Bi-Han's eyes widened in horror. "You idiot," he said again, but with less anger. "If you won't give it up, then I'm taking it from you."

Written to "Willing Well II: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness" by Coheed and Cambria

[succulent-pott]

DTI dump with @lemo-nadde ✌️

[faytelumos]

Step one (and a half) done!

Can you tell what it's gonna be? :D

[littlemagiccat]

Going to try quilting for the first time. Bought the kit on vacation. Needs to be ironed down now, but I'm scared it'll shift.

[cactus-sim]

Meet Raina Norwood for @sinfulwunders's BC!

Raina Norwood

Occult : drow Age: 25 years old Sexuality : pansexual Pronouns : She/her Traits : Loyal - Music Lover - Self Assured Aspiration : Musical Genius

Backstory

Raina Norwood is descended from generations upon generations of dark elves otherwise referred to as drows. Since she was tiny Raina understood that the evil things her family did to others wasn't something she would ever be capable of. In a way she was different from them. In other ways, she was exactly the same as them. So in order to not lose herself, when she turned sixteen years old, she run away and never looked back. Since she left her family at such a young age Raina has found support in others and dreams of someday creating a family that she can truly call her own.

Random Facts about Raina

You can rarely catch her not singing

Her love language is physical touch

She hates holiday music with a passion

She acts tough but is scared of the dark

Her favorite food is sushi

[sapphire-drawings]

So there's this man called Sinvicta

He's a streamer/The binding of Isaac youtuber and I really enjoy his videos so I drew some fanart while/after I got a cold

He's pretty good at the game, very chilled. Nice to have in the background

He featured the pic in one of the videos, my 15 seconds of fame LMAO

[automatonknight]

i hope u kno i think ur tf2posting is awesome because i am too scared to play it (pvp....) but really love tf2 anyway

AWW THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR GENUINELY!!!!!!<333 i love sharing honestly it feels so special...not to get sappy again but this is my first video game experience like that, since tf2 is the first like. multiplayer shooter i've ever played and it's just. so nice when someone teaches me how to do silly stuff like the "intel funny" or when i have the honor of participating in a server-wide dance party. it's just so!!! well. nice and really cool honestly :]

[laismoura-art]

I wish to talk about a moment! This dialogue:

Everybody I see talking about this moment only goes as far as saying, "Oh, Bi-Han is sexist >:O"

Which... he is. But more than that, he is:

Tradicional.

He is not saying this because he has a problem with women being warriors per se. He is saying this because, unlike Kuai, Bi-Han still thinks the old Lin Kuei traditions are right and should be followed.

So if the old Lin Kuei says Female Lin Kuei are not allowed, then by all means, Female Lin Kuei are not allowed!

And do you know who else thinks the old traditions are right and should be followed?

Frost.

She thinks the Lin Kuei should be led with iron fists.

She thinks the Lin Kuei should be merciless.

She thinks the Shirai Ryu and the Lin Kuei should remain enemies (and also thinks genocide is justified)

She thinks power should be pursued no matter the cost (even if the cost is your free will or the lives of your fellow clansmen)

But like a child who claims their country was better under a dictatorship, Frost is forgetting one little detail:

She has NO IDEA what that time was actually like!

I mean, she wasn't there! She has no idea what the old Lin Kuei was like!

And by all means, she never WOULD!

Cause as Bi-Han nicely reminds her: The old Lin Kuei, the one he follows and she sooo would rather have, DOESN’T ALLOW FEMALE LIN KUEI!

For as much as she complains about Kuai and how much he disregards tradition, she forgets his disregard is PRECISELY what made her Lin Kuei to begin with!

I mean, if she would rather have him be traditional, he could just have told her to fuck off his temple when she came to him, right?

After all. She wants the traditions to be followed.

He could have beaten her up for being mouthy and questioning his decisions. After all, the Lin Kuei must obey without question.

He could have sent her to face Hanzo (and be killed in the process). After all, the Shirai Ryu must be enemies (heck, he could've even allowed Hanzo to kill her on that one meeting. She started the fight, so she finishes it. Isn't that tradition?)

Also, it's funny that she praises the Cyber Initiative, when it means she gets some cyber enhancers and gets to command an army. But I wonder if she would have liked the ACTUAL Cyber Initiative, the one in which she would be just like the mindless robots she controls.

I wonder if someone like Frost, someone so strongminded, would ACTUALLY stand what the old Lin Kuei was like.

Be silenced? Forced to submission? Used as bait? Cannon fodder? As a Puppet??

Do you think she would stand be through what KUAI has??

I don't think so!

And I think people spend so much time being angry at Kuai for being angry at her that they forget just how much he did for her till he decided he had enough!

Can you imagine how many times Frost called him weak for his decisions?

Heck! He was accepting of her. He was kind and caring of her. He encouraged her to value her humanity and free will. He put an end to a war so she and his other students wouldn't have to fight and possibly DIE in it!

And all that for what? To hear that he's WEAK???

Can you imagine how much that must've sting?? How much that must've crushed his heart??

His heart is not frozen as he claims. It's BROKEN!

And all that because some stupid teenager can't be bothered to learn some history or by all means LISTEN to what the man who gave her everything has to say!