#toronto pigs

[toronto-intifada]

Gigi, a Legal Observer for many protests in Toronto, speaking on police violence that she has witnessed over the past year at Defund N Disarm Dance Party in front of TPS headquarters. 31 concussions. Broken/fractured bones. Eye damage. Destruction/confiscation of accessibility devices. Who is responsible for getting civilians justice on these manners? Other cops.

In hearing this speech, Toronto Police decided to try and check the boxes of brutality Gigi was speaking on. They punched and shoved into the crowd of protestors multiple times, grabbed a First Nations Matriarch by her hair, shoving her head into the cement and gouging her eyes with fingers. After she screamed to get his finger out of her eye, the officer shoved it further in, twisting and pulling his finger across her eyeball - likely attempting to pop it. Multiple officers put their full weight on her, using the knee-on-neck technique.

She asks, "A First Nation Indian residential school genocide survivor... Where is the reconciliation..."

This act of brutality by a colonial force, attempting to permanently disfigure an Indigenous woman, is one of many abuses committed by Toronto Police Services.

[bobbys-buttons29]

The guinea pig idea is working out! Fun fact: My guinea pigs can't stand each other but will talk at each other. I'll be giving some of these and other capybara pride buttons out at Toronto Pride!

[we-re-always-alright]

I’ve been watching the Shining Girls on and off because a) takes place in Chicago and b) do enjoy an Elizabeth Moss performance but. you can tell they got like some parts of Chicago right. but then other parts…. oof. painful for a local

[motormavericks]

RESTORED TO ABSOLUTE PERFECTION! You won't believe the INCREDIBLE TWIST behind this Mk2 Jetta!

A MK2 Jetta was restored to showroom level, with a VR6 swap and Fabless Mfg parts. Custom modifications were made to convert this car to a right-hand drive and make it look OG. Without asking, it looks like an imported car.

[fiapple]

found out the guy that various politicians were referring to as a terrorist in toronto along with the other protestors who went past the hospital was literally just a guy in a spider-man costume who put up a palestinian flag.

like, i already knew the faux-fury was fucking ridiculous & just meant to cause a distraction, but jesus fucking christ you got to be kidding me.

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"Pigs Not Blind Says Cameron," Cobalt Daily Nugget. February 6, 1912. Page 1. --- TORONTO, Feb. 6. - Rev. C. J. Cameron, assistant superintendent of Baptist Home Missions, writes from the north country of the trip he made to Porcupine. More in evidence than transports he says were the scores of blind pigs which have made Porcupine notorious throughout Canada as synominous for lawlessness. The term "blind" is misnomer, says Cameron, as the illicit saloons are run wide open.

[reasonsforhope]

"This week was a big win for animals across Mexico.

On December 2, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum signed a set of constitutional reforms that will pave the way for a comprehensive federal animal welfare law. The changes represent the first-ever mention of nonhuman animals in the Mexican Constitution, marking a milestone achievement for Mexico’s animal rights movement, which has for years been drawing attention to pervasive animal cruelty and extreme confinement in the country’s growing meat industry.

“This is huge,” says Dulce Ramirez, executive director of Animal Equality Mexico and the vice president of Animal Equality’s Latin American operations. These constitutional changes come after two years of campaigning by animal advocacy organizations, including Igualdad Animal Mexico, Humane Society International/Mexico (HSI/Mexico), and Movimiento Consciencia.

These reforms are internationally unique. While national animal protection laws aren’t uncommon, most countries have no mention of animals in their Constitutions. Constitutions are “a reflection of socially where we are,” Angela Fernandez, a law professor at the University of Toronto, told Vox, making any constitutional reform symbolically a big deal.

Beyond Mexico, nine countries include references to animals in their Constitutions, but those mentions have generally been brief and open to interpretation. “Mexico is different,” Kristen Stilt, faculty director at Harvard Law School’s Animal Law and Policy Program, told Vox. “It’s longer, it’s more specific. It’s in several provisions. It’s not just a general statement.”

Plenty of countries have laws against animal mistreatment, including the US, where all 50 states have an anti-cruelty law, but that doesn’t mean they’ve been particularly effective at stopping violence against animals. Part of the problem is that these laws very often exempt farmed animals such as cows, pigs, and chickens, thereby excluding from protection the overwhelming majority of animals that suffer at human hands. That’s where Mexico’s reforms stand out: They’re intended to protect all animals, including farmed animals and other exploited species.

The reforms in Mexico, the world’s largest Spanish-speaking country, represent a major advancement in the status of animals globally. It could set a precedent for other countries in Latin America, where a vibrant animal rights movement has emerged in recent years, said Macarena Montes Franceschini, a fellow at Harvard Law School’s Animal Law and Policy Program.

Still, as one of the world’s top producers of beef, chicken, pork, dairy, and eggs, Mexico has an intensive animal agriculture industry much like the US, says Antón Aguilar, HSI/Mexico’s executive director. Business interests will undoubtedly want to influence the writing of animal welfare laws that could impact their bottom lines, as they have in the US and elsewhere. The question now is what changes the constitutional reforms will really bring to animal law in Mexico, and how effective they will be.

What will these reforms do?

The reforms comprise changes to three separate articles of Mexico’s Constitution. The most foundational change amends the Constitution’s Article 73, which dictates what Congress has the authority to legislate on. The article now gives the federal government the power to issue laws on animal welfare and protection.

Previously, animal welfare was largely left up to local and state authorities, and the result has been uneven laws and enforcement across the country. While all states in Mexico have animal protection legislation, just three include farmed animals: Hidalgo, Colima, and as of last month, Oaxaca, following pressure from animal advocates. And though Mexico does have a federal law on animal health that focuses on farmed animals and includes some broad mentions of animal welfare, it was created to protect human health rather than animals. The same goes for Mexico’s federal wildlife law, which was written with a focus on sustainability and conservation, rather than on protecting individual animals from cruelty.

Perhaps the most significant part of the reforms is an amendment to Article 4 of Mexico’s Constitution prohibiting the mistreatment of animals and directing the Mexican state to guarantee the protection, adequate treatment, and conservation and care of animals. The language is broad, Ramirez says, but she sees it as a substantial improvement over existing animal welfare laws. She and other advocates worked to ensure that no animals were excluded, particularly given that farmed animals have historically been left out of animal protection.

“It’s really, really important in Mexico to start with this first step — but a big one — because now it’s all animals” that are covered, Ramirez said.

The changes to Articles 4 and 73 tee up the creation of federal legislation on animal welfare. Under these reforms, Mexico’s Congress has been directed to write a first-of-its-kind General Law of Animal Welfare, Care, and Protection, a comprehensive bill that would address and develop regulations preventing the mistreatment of all types of animals, including farmed animals, wildlife, animals in laboratories, and companion animals, Aguilar said.

This general animal welfare law will need to consider animals’“nature, characteristics and links with people,” according to the reform decree released last week. What does this actually mean? Ramirez gave the example of chickens: Part of the natural behavior of these animals is to be able to spread their wings and move around. But if chickens are stuck in cages, as is standard practice on egg factory farms, they can’t do either of those things. Now, the idea is to develop legal criteria that would consider the ability to express these natural behaviors as part of their welfare. (The language could also be interpreted to prioritize human needs, however — particularly the reference to animals’ “links with people.” Animal Equality said it would interpret this through an animal welfare lens, and with the word “link” invoking what humans owe animals.)

Finally, Article 3 of Mexico’s Constitution, which pertains to the education system, was also amended to require that animal welfare be included in school curricula for grade school and high school students. Aguilar said this change could help “attitudes shift and change in a very enduring, long-term way” for future generations. But the new constitutional language is unspecific, and the devil is in the details.

What’s next for animal welfare in Mexico

Advocates in Mexico have two focuses going forward, Ramirez and Aguilar said: shaping the general animal welfare bill into a strong piece of legislation, and working with the Ministry of Education to get meaningful implementation of animal welfare into the national curriculum."

[wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj]

ok chat the poll is over time to reveal the answers

someone is killed in a giant microwave - YEAH season 12 episode 1 murdoch mystery mansion. the potato cooking room was at first a hypothetical presented in an earlier season that murdoch made a reality during the designing of his house ! someone then used the room to kill someone inside uh oh

sigmund freud's gaydar - YEAH season 15 episode 12 murdoch on the couch. sigmund freud, who's at the station house because of a threat to his life, reads henry's letter addressed to george and believes it to be a letter for a lover. when henry brings this up to brax and watts later, they don't contest this ! (in fact claiming this was the only thing he was right about) was going to make a joke about how he was like i know what you are but he actually seemed like genuine and objective with it honestly what the hell was up with that.

re-enactment of the last supper with dead bodies - YEAH season 9 episode 4 barenaked ladies. to make a poetic point about guilt and betrayal, someone kills some people who they think have wronged someone and electroplates them in the poses of various figures from the last supper.

one of the main characters kills jack the ripper - YEAH season 2 episode 2 snakes and ladders. a serial killer on the loose suspected to be jack the ripper is in toronto, and in a fight with him in the morgue, julia kills him. she is understandably shaken by this and the end of the episode she dances with murdoch because she’d like to be held <3

sherlock holmes meets arthur conan doyle. yeah they meet each other - YEAH season 6 episode 4 a study in sherlock. due to childhood trauma, there's a guy in toronto living as sherlock holmes :)) murdoch is frustrated that he won't believe that sherlock holmes isn't real, so to convince him, he invites arthur conan doyle, who happens to be visiting toronto, over.

reincarnation is real - YEAH season 6 episode 11 lovers in a murderous time. cant believe yall forgot this one this was one of my fav episodes the first time i watched s06 but anyways. two people bear a striking resemblance to two doomed lovers from many years ago, and the woman has visions and dreams of memories of details she can't possibly know ! they're reincarnated lovers. whoah

pig flies - YEAH season 6 episode 1 murdoch air. james pendrick, flying his test craft in the race for the world's first controlled air craft, tested a harness by using a dead pig as a passenger. was reminded of this one because in a s15 episode the brackenreids were laughing abt something and margaret said "when pigs fly!" and brax was like "i've seen that happen actually" <3

murdoch invents uber - NAH. murdoch does not invent uber. the closest we get to uber is not murdoch's invention but george and henry with henry's cab :) this lie kind of falls apart when you consider that murdoch's inventions are almost always technological innovations, while uber is. a business. and murdoch doesn't even like cars.

murdoch dies in a tub but only temporarily - YEAH season 5 episode 10 staircase to heaven. murdoch investigates a death within a club (one member being emily) who compete for a chance to "die" to see what the afterlife looks like, dropping them as close to death as possible and then reviving them, and murdoch tries it out yeah 👍

murdoch beats up santa claus - YEAH season 17 episode 9 the christmas list. in possibly his most out of character episode, murdoch suspects department store santa claus of theft and tries to arrest him in front of the children, then when santa resists, murdoch beats the shit out of him

[lukehughesbabymama]

Dating Matthew Knies would include

-him only responding to you when you call him ‘Matty’ or ‘Matt’ because he “doesn’t know who Matthew is”

-putting his hair into pig tails under the condition that you promise not to take any photos

-taking photos anyway

-getting chased around and then pinned down by him until you delete them 

-him being able to hold your whole face with his big ass hand just by putting it underneath your chin

-him creating an entire private story on snapchat for when he went to Beijing to update you with videos considering the time difference

-and continuing to use it to this day when ever you're apart 

-him holding your waist with one hand whenever you're standing next to each other 

-him loving it when you boss him around 

-accidentally causing a fight when you tell him you're excited for him to go to Toronto so you can meet Auston Matthews... oops

-babysitting Cooley together 

-being so intimated by his Slovak parents 

-kissing his cheeks 24/7 

-communicating exclusively through voice memos on text in order to “deliver the message with the correct tone”

-jumping up on him without doubt he will scoop you up and hold you like a baby when you’ve had a long day 

-Eskimo kisses 

-him mostly calling you ‘brat’ because mans knows he spoilssssss you 

-and a new rendition of ‘bratiana’ which he thinks has more of a ring to it 

-still not being able to look into his eyes for that long because they are so damn piercing 

-being prepared to not be able to speak to him until the next day after he loses a game since he goes into a depression 

-then rough sex the next day to get the frustration out of his system 🤭

-him stealing one of your SPF moisturizers after you told him he will have skin like leather if he doesn't have some kind of sun protection on everyday 

-him being fascinated and always occupied by your claw clips 

-him towering over you and getting in your face whenever you fight

-him becoming a dog when he sees you in a bikini

-no like he's actually gawking at you and you have to pinch his ear to get him to stop

-absolutely drowning in any clothes that you borrow from him 

-him using your boobs as a pillow 

no bc I need him 

[theheartnexttophan]

Month-in-Rephiew: November 2024

This one has way less stuff than October, but it’s still a lot! Again, this isn’t a proper archive, just a reminder of everything they posted/did!

People article + Phil insta story, TIT: Milwaukee

2 Dan Instastories: Golden pig drink, Drink selfie, TIT: Minneapolis

Phil tweet: nesty girl, 3 Dan Instastories: Chicago, tit mural, pic on stage, 2 Phil Instastories: dips, TIT: Chicago

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2 Phil Instastories: Toronto, repost of Canada phanart, TIT: Toronto

Dan tweet: voting for billionaires

Dan retweet: Bedsheets election map

Phil tweet: Grammy snub, OUR FIRST SIMS DEATH - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 #17, Philadelphia, 3 Dan Instastories: CN tower, shark, Titronto sign

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Joint Insta post: spoilers ahead, 2 Dan Instastories: spoilers post, 1 Phil Instastory: spoilers post, TIT: New York City

TIT: Tysons 1

Fan pic from Wegmans, TIT: Tysons 2

Dan messaged fan about Bluesky username

TIT: Atlanta

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2 Dan instastories: grain and fruit, Tampa, TIT: Tampa

Phil Instastory: Thomas sanders, TIT: Orlando

Fan pic from Starbucks, calendar merch drop, joint Insta post of calendar, Dan and Phil and a Tiny Horse, 3 Phil Instastories: calendar, video clip, horse shirt, 2 Dan Instastories: phalender, rawr selfie, Dan retweet: horse art, TIT: Fort Lauderdale

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TIT: Durham

TIT: Nashville (evacuation during preshow)

Phil Insta post: horse merch (also a tweet), Buzzfeed article, 3 Phil Instastories: horse merch post, pic of horse shirt, Buzzfeed article, Dan retweet of Buzzfeed article, Phil joint Insta post with Buzzfeed

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TIT: Boston

TIT: Reading

TIT: Red bank

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Fan pic from unknown place, fan pic from Vegas

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Christmas DanAndPhilBEATS album cover and song titles released, Joint Insta post: America photodump pt 2, 3 Dan Instastories: photodump, [A. Leon], why so big and old, 1 Phil Instastory: photodump, Phil reblog: RPF tourney*

*I’m putting this on Nov. 30 because I decide the dates based on where dnp are at the time, I’m assuming they were still on the west coast of America, where it would have been before midnight when Phil reblogged this

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: January 29…

On his First Day of School, Tree Trunks and Mr. Pig’s adoptive son, Sweet P, run into some trouble when he meets both the King of Ooo and his assistant Toronto, and becomes a part of a counterfeiting scheme. “Gold Stars” premiered on this day, 10 Years Ago.

[3416]

I really love equally 16-34-88.

It’s interesting the interchanging of the attitude of the fans and media towards William and Mitch.

For years, William was criticized over and over again. His relaxed and laid back attitude. His game. And his contract year back in 2018, he was in those trenches. And anyone who said anything positive about him was called crazy. And also, Don Cherry and his low key like discriminatory remarks due to the fact that he was Swedish and not the tough goon kind of playing style. He was also kind of the « guinea pig » (always changing line mates, and lines—and last year we saw that too, he’s always moving and they always throw new stuff) and he was , out of the core, the punching bag.

Now, Mitchy has always been criticized because of the toxic hyper masculine mindset of many hockey fans: he’s boyish and not buff and tough and all that jazz. But, he never got the hate and disrespect that he is getting at the end of last season and right now. He was however still well liked and respected and was often associated to Auston and scene in a more favorable light. He was second to Auston in the « it » boy factor. If this NHL documentary was made 2-3 years ago, Mitch would have been considered.

If you would have told that the Toronto fans and media would be all over William two seasons ago, I would have laughed. Like never would I have thought that I would see the day where people would actually give him credit and actually respect him and see the great things he adds. I love seeing that , but at what cost? For Mitch to become the punching bag of the team?

Fans are now saying how amazing Willy is and now figuring out that he is a good player and cool. But those same fans, a couple years ago were dragging him through the mud saying how useless he was and how he needed to get traded. And they liked Mitch. And they respected him. But now, you’ve « always hated Mitch Marner », « He should be traded ».

And I fear that it will always be this: once Mitch will be in the public’s good graces, something with William will happen and back to Mitch. It’s always been like this and will always stay this way. I don’t know why, I guess that’s the dynamic the city chose.

Even when it came to the core’s contracts: Willy and Mitchy always get this EXTRA je ne sais quoi. Like this extra negative energy and they can never satisfy anyone. They are greedy weaklings or whatever.

Also, I was thinking about Auston captaincy and it reminded me about how he was heavily considered in 2019 but the whole allegations and the story about him harassing this woman when he was drunk ruined that chance. And, people did criticize him and he got scrutinized. But, it kind of, I think, it fizzled away pretty quickly within the Toronto scene considering how heavy that story was. It doesn’t haunt him.

Now, if it was Mitch or William, people would bring it up and it would tarnish them way more. They could not escape it.

Sorry for the long ass rant, it’s just so funny and frustrating: if one gains recognition, the other one has to go down.

gonna start out by saying i don't think mitch/auston/other ppl weren't asked about the doc. i think they're way more private esp in a time that was gearing up for the playoffs, lol. and i think anyone with a brain right now knows mitch is still the second best player on the leafs. everyone just gets high off point totals alone from the prior seasons.. like i seriously saw ppl claiming matthew tkachuk would be drafted higher than auston after the 22-23 season, lolll.

i agree there's a divide about them in the coverage and i have a lot of thoughts of my own about this too. i'm not a longterm leafs fan beyond the past couple of years so i can't speak to how willy or mitch were treated before 2022 beyond old headlines/stuff i've seen but not lived through, but i've definitely been here for the shift about mitch lately and well...

i think some of it is by virtue of them playing the same position. everyone 'has an issue' with the core 4 (ive never understood who the fuck the core 4 even refers to.. sometimes its about the forwards, sometimes its about the leadership group flkdjsklf... whatever fits the current narrative ig) being all forwards and taking up the cap bc that's not 'proven', but it's such a bullshit excuse. i think if you look at their contract situations of the past, willy did a lot of things mitch is getting shit for now, lol. he did hold out into the season for money while mitch gets lambasted for using that as a negotiation tactic (which again.. i wasnt around for those negotiations and i get it was ugly to ... leak or use public perception or whatever but) on those first contracts. willy's father was also involved in his holding out in the most recent negotiations but that's not smth i see thrown around at him despite every comment under every post about mitch including paul's name without him so much as uttering the word contract, lol. it's frustrating to me to see the double standards at this point. i understand longtime fans have lived through shit about willy, but i have a hard time imagining the vitriol levels of right now being topped. it's just every single day about every single thing compounded by the fact that leafs fans have even less hope than they used to bc of how many years in a row they've lost.

i admittedly don't love them equally at all, and if anything, the fanfare about willy the past year has made me like him less. it's not really his fault but i do think he's slightly overpaid now (and watching ppl now claim mitch has to take willys deal or less is hilarious) and overhyped for what he actually brings. his playoff stats are being overrated too. since it all comes at a cost to mitch in the media, it's been way worse to watch for me and unavoidable that i come away feeling negative about him, lol.

i'd be interested to see if the tides ever do turn back toward willy now that he's bulked up, grown facial hair, proven he can score with an up-to-this-point useless clutchness. i doubt they will, but i have a hard time envisioning what's gonna happen after mitch signs an extension and who will become the scapegoat w players locked up for more years. the constant hate has to get exhausting at some point, right? like jflkjdsklf... but not with leaf fans so who knows what will happen. i can't really say what would have happened if mitch or willy were ever involved in scandal like that, but i think if it happened right now, ppl would be ready to forgive willy for anything and sentence mitch to death over nothing so. some people were blaming him for his own carjacking when it happened like.. lol. i can't see into the future but all i know is i'm VERY fed up with the way coverage and reaction is right now. and i don't even think the media is an accurate depiction of how a lot of fans feel about any of it, but if it's hammered home enough... idk.

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Meghan Pitches ARO on Shark Tank by u/wenfot

Meghan Pitches ARO on Shark Tank I can see it now:MM: As a woman of color, Damond, you would be a perfect investor. You are in the pet food space, so my designer dog biscuits would add prestige to my -- oops, your portfolio.DJ: You forget that you abandoned your dog before you left for the UK and your other dog had his two front legs broken. Animal abusers aren't good spokespeople. I'm out.MM: Lori, you are the queen of QVC. I'm a discount duchess! We will be a royal success! My superb acting skills would be a major hit on QFC!LG: A bad actress can bring an infomercial down. You are a bad actress. I made millions of of Scrub Baby. You are not going to clean me out of my cash. I'm out.MM: Daniel, you made your fortune with KIND bars. I'm so kind, you'll love me! I have food experience: I stole (oops borrowed) recipes from my chef ex-boyfriend! And I make avocado toast! And jam! On toast! I write messages on bananas! We are people of color who have SOOOOOOO much in common!DL: I'm Kind of sick of your bullshit. I'm out.MM: Mark, you own sports teams! With athletes! I can make them happy in more ways than one! You're a tech czar and I own bot farms! I'd be ideal for your portfolio.MC: You're about as good a partner for me as CrowdStrike is for Microsoft. And I don't need you to be a yacht girl for the Mavericks: we have the entire Kardashian family for that. I'm out.MM: Mr. Wonderful! You're Canadian! I slept my way through Toronto! You're a member of the the Chevalier du Testevan wine experts! My grapes are nice and sour! This is such an amazing opportunity!KOL: The amazing opportunity here is to leave here and never show this to anybody again. You're a pig! Pigs get slaughtered. Your ScamJam should be taken behind the barn and shot! Whatever happens today, your future is in bad theater. Opportunity knocked, no one was home I will crush you like the vampire cockroach you are. You're dead to me.****These are all actual Kevin O'Leary quotes. post link: https://ift.tt/nI0jbVu author: wenfot submitted: July 29, 2024 at 06:15PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[fatfables]

Shawn makes some new friends at Yale

This is a sample section from the third part of my gainer novel, Camp Shawn.

The first three parts are available to read at fatfables.com

Shawn and Harry sat down next to Tom who introduced Shawn to a few of the others. There was a tall Dutch boy with ginger hair and a long low bell shaped belly that hung off his six foot seven frame, he was called Bart, so everyone referred to him as Simpson. There was also a guy from Toronto called ‘Big John’, a nickname that he had kept from school. You can guess why. And the only guy there who was fatter and heavier than Shawn, Terry Thompson. TT was a massive superchub, 536 lbs and eager to grow. Shawn eyed him enviously.

The barbecues had been cooking constantly for the last four hours and were still going strong. Shawn started with a few plates of cheeseburgers but soon found himself starting to become bored by the meat. He sighed heavily, when he realised why, and Harry handed him three more beers. Fortunately for Shawn the posh Yale boys had provided salads and sides. 

Shawn found the potato salad. It was made with whole baked potatoes smothered in mayonnaise, creme fraiche, and other buttery sauces that he couldn’t quite recognise. He ate four huge bowls of it. It was one of the most filling side dishes he had ever had and the calories soon started to fill out his own sides. He drank 3000 calories in beer alone and his massive belly filled with gas and started to balloon accordingly. College was starting to turn him into a big drinker and his size meant that he could drink a lot. He burped loudly after throwing the contents of one of the red party cups down his throat in one. He belly laughed and asked if they were hiding the desserts from him. Harry called another boy over and told him that it was time to empty the fridges.

The jokes continued as the beer poured and barbecue sizzled. The YGS boys started to reminisce about their success earlier that evening and took much joy in telling and retelling the story of how Dr Steve Stringer had fallen in the custard and slipped a disc. Shawn licking the custard off him was one of the funniest things any of them had ever seen. The memory of his Dad being taken away in an ambulance and the thought that he was right now laying paralysed in a hospital bed, raking up a massive bill, while he was here feasting and partying with his new fat friends filled Shawn with joy. It also enabled a new hunger to overtake him just as the deserts arrived.

Shawn, Harry, Tom, TT, Bart, and Big John went to town on the deserts. Thanks to the new Dutch Simpson they had massive amounts of Stroopwafles and Poffertjes. The deliciously gooey waffles were stuffed with a thick caramel syrup that ran down the double chins of all six boys as they raced to ram as many of them in their mouths in one go as they could. They devoured at least twenty each and devised a game of trying to say ‘poffertjes’ with the correct pronunciation while chewing on chipmunk-esque mouthfuls of cakes and cream.

“Puffedjerkges,” said Tom.

“Priflgedjes,” said Harry.

“Preodflegas,” said TT.

“Plufdgasgas,” Shawn spat loads of pastry out from between his greedy fat lips when he laughed as he tried to speak.

“Proffertjes,” said Simpson, with expert native pronunciation.

The beer and more than generous portions continued to flow. Shawn was starting to feel lightheaded just as his belly became achingly overfull. All the beer and sugar was reacting in his huge tightly packed stomach. He could hear and feel it all sloshing and gurgling about. Once or twice he did a small sick-up as the slimy digested fatty treats struggled to find anywhere else to go due to just how gloriously overfull he truly was. He felt like such a wonderful pig.

At this moment he felt someone grab his heavy arms and tie them behind his back. It was Harry. The same was done to Tom Stanton 315 lbs.

“This game is called Hog-tied.” Harry said. “The aim is to see which one of you can eat the most chocolate cheesecake in under three minutes.”

A pile of family sized cheesecakes were placed on the table in front of Shawn and Tom. Shawn’s eyes sparkled like the brightest star in the sky.

“I’m gonna kick your skinny little ass Tom-boy!”

“Good fucking luck, Big head. I’m hardly a newb at this!”

TT started the clock.

Both pigs let their heavy heads drop forward into the pies. Shawn snuffled and grunted as he took huge bites from the cake. Tom was also pigging away at a rapid rate. He used his long tongue to sweep the rich topping into his mouth before gnawing at the cookie base like a starving rat. Shawn was the first to lift his head as he finished licking his tongue around the edges of the metallic tray. His huge moon-like face was covered in cream, chocolate sauce, and syrup. It ran off his forehead into his eyes. It was up his nose and dripping into his mouth. He was clearly salivating.

The second cheesecake was placed in front of him. He dived in without a second thought. Both boys were full to the point of bursting. As Tom lifted his head his belly pushed out and the shirt he was wearing ripped wide open. Three buttons flew off across the table and 315 lbs of pure belly fat plopped out into the cooling night air. The gathering crowd cheered loudly.

Shawn lifted his head for a second time after barely thirty seconds. He tilted his head as far back as it would go causing the folds on the back of his neck to scrunch together. He stared up at the stars and groaned loudly.

“Uuufffff!”

“Had enough?” Harry asked.

“No fucking chance. Cake me!”

The third cheesecake was slid in front of him and he dived in face first. As he bit, licked, chewed, gulped, and swallowed, he could feel his belly straining and stretching out in front of him. His gut was so big and swollen that it took real physical effort to lean far enough forward to reach the tantalisingly tasty torta. He continued to huff and puff as he gobbled down every last inch of the third round. He lifted his head just as Tom was finishing his second cake. Of course Shawn was going to win.

There was just over one minute left as the pigs started to gorge on their third and fourth pies. Shawn’s belly was now in real pain. It was once more far too full to hold any more food but he kept eating anyway. He was such a lard balloon. It really was a glorious sight for all the other boys to see. He ate with such passion and desire and his belly was just the biggest roundest ball of fat that any of them had ever known. Shawn heard a creaking noise. At first he thought it was the bench below him but he quickly realised and ate with even greater gusto. He felt his belly grow, licked up the last of the crumbs, lifted his head and let the seams of his new YGS t-shirt, that he had only just been gifted, rip open down his left hand side. Another huge cheer rang out.

“That was the largest size we had.” Someone said.

The first to show itself was his marvellously meaty love handle. It plopped out with a thud and hung in the open air, five inches over the side of his trousers. The fat was thick and rich and lightly tanned. Next out was the huge fat roll that sat on top of it. Four inches tall and just as wide. The tight skin struggling to hold the fat in was as smooth as silk. Then came his left breast, the size of a basketball and just as round. It shone in the moonlight, a huge erect nipple on top. The t-shirt then flung open and fell down his right hand side. His bulbous balloon belly burst out, forward and free. It was magnificent. Over 76 inches in diameter standing. It must have measured well over 100 inches sitting. Glistening red stretch marks ran all around it, melting into his tan. The blubbery layer of fatty adipose covering his digestive organs must have been at least two feet deep. His fat fat face was still smothered in the creamy cake. Shawn really was the world’s most glorious looking glutton.

He squealed like a prize hog. Leant his head backwards and screamed at the top of his voice;

“CAKE ME!”

The fifth cheesecake was hastily chucked in front of him. He screamed in pain as he leant forward. The weight of his tits and fat rolls crushed down on top of his screaming stomach. He dug his tongue deep into the cake and ate and ate and ate.

Tom lifted his head from his third round just as the three minutes were up. Shawn groaned in frustration. He knew they wouldn’t let him finish the final cake. 

“Tom Stanton 315 lbs, three chocolate cheesecakes!”

 “Shawn Stringer, King of Fat Camp, four and a half chocolate cheesecakes!”

There was a large round of applause as all the YGS boys cheered and laughed.

“I once did five, ya know,” TT said to Shawn.

“Fuck you!” Said Shawn.

“Not quite,” retorted TT.

Harry put a hand on Shawn’s aching shoulder. Every cell in his body ached. He stared down at the lunar landscape that was his new friend’s belly and stroked himself.

“Now it’s time for your reward.” He smiled widely as he and a group of the boys including Tom, TT, and Simpson helped him to his feet and led him groaning back to the frat house.

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Teatro en la 1 Season In... Toronto

Model  Film and Musical Saison In SalzburgCharacter  Edward (Camp Lazlo); Tyler Bowman (Supersnoobs); Peter Alexander; Vegeta (Dragon Ball); Profesor TopazeCharacter  Henry Gugglemmonster (Henry Gugglemonster); Goldie (Goldie & Bear); Johnny Bravo; Suki (Avatar The Last Airbender); Clarence Wendle (Clarence)Character  Aleu (Balto); Meilin Lee (Turning Red) Turning Red Panda (Turning Red); X-5 (Atomic Betty); Mr. Fumble (Richard Scarry); The Red Guy (Cow & Chicken )Character  Usagi Tsukino (Sailor Moon); Mamoru Chiba (Sailor Moon); Don Cuasimodo (Condorito); Doña Tremebunda (Condorito)Character  Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6); Aunt Cass (Big Hero 6)Location  Toronto, Ontario, Canadá / Estudio 1, Estudios Prado Del Rey TVE, Prado Del Rey Studios

Description

Bassed:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_in_Salzburg_(1952_film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Season_in_Salzburg_(1961_film)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUSISZwCyKY

Parody or accid version of the austrian operetha "Saison In Salzburg" when, in this case, as idiots group (SIR Jorge Porcel, SIR Alberto Olmedo,

Che Copete and Benny Hill) scaping from a local mafia, they arrive at Cassino-Hotel in a Toronto's neihgborhood. Here, theys makes a work at the place, causin innumerable disasters and high-level entaglements, worthy of The Mitic "Mr. Bean". Various artists and bands sinnings at the episode, for example, Charles Aznavour, 4*Town, etc. also.

Int his escenne, with the "sorprese", The Austrian Singer and Acctor Peter Alexander sings at the Hotel, with The Music Director SIR Valentín Trujillo in the orchesta's director, with Aleu affirms the music sheet.

Mei or Melin Lee, how a Panda's Form, affirm the music sheet of the pianist, some, the place, are reccorded at The real Toronto City in Ontario, Canadá, some, left over from the Pixar's Film Tuning Red.

In this scenne, or speaks of love (in reference to the spanish song "Playa, Playa"), speaks about in how Bravo (Johnny), received a mega beating.

Notes:

Are, has reccording in three places: In The Toronto's Real in Canadá, in the "Turning Red" set, some the Famous Studio 1 from Prado Del Rey Studios.

Recomended wath, borement the film, with subtittles for yes acase.

Some, the Mr. Fumble (From Richard Scarry), eats a great pig with soda.

Copyrights

Panda Mei and Merida

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Minion

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Edward

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Clarence and Johnny Bravo

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Henry Hugglemonster and Goldie

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Hiro and Aunt Cass

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X-5

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Vegeta

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Suki (From Avatar)

© Nickelodeon / Di Darmantino / Konyesko. Alls Rights Reserved.

Mr. Fumble

© Scarry. Alls Rights Reserved.

The Red Guy

© Cartoon Network / David Feiss. Alls Rights Reserved.

Aleu (From Balto)

© Universal. Alls Rights Reserved.

Yo Gabba Gabba's Characters

© WildBrain / Apple / Jacobs. Alls Rights Reserved.

Tyler Bowman

© Scott Fellows. Alls Rights Reserved.

Usagi and Mamoru (From Sailor Moon)

© TOEI / Naoko T. Alls Rights Reserved.

Doña Tremebunda Y Don Cuasimodo Vinagre (From Condorito)

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I am ON A BUS!!!! TO TORONTO!!!! TO SEE DAN AND PHIL WITH THE BESTIE @mercurymilkcap AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

I’m on my phone so I don’t have my regular reaction images, so…. Uhhhh Pig-Pen pumpkin!!!