#tooth lore

[meirimerens]

not taken, not borrowed, not stolen, not torn off, not worn, not possessed; but gifted, granted, given in due.

[myuminji]

Vampire AU (vw)

[anyne-r]

don't get too lonely out there, 'kay?

[shreddheir]

awkward facial expressions FTW!!!

[forsoobado137]

Do you think the nations' teeth's are like FILLED with fillers for cavities or those fake replacement teeth? I REFUSE to believe a bunch of countries who been around for 700+ years have perfectly healthy teeth.

I think that its the opposite. since nations can heal, this applies to teeth. I think it would be funny if that was a way to identify a nation. Like "That guy over there has oddly healthy teeth for this here time period."

Though I do think that they can have teeth "imperfections" Like maybe an overbite or some crooked teeth or whatever.

It's probably a pain because if all of their teeth regrow, does that mean that they have to get their wisdom teeth removed periodically? Imagine how that went before modern anaesthesia.

[sweettoothvn]

Feral noble please

[tales-of-snaktooth]

Snak Eye Sky

Snak Eye Skies are a rare occurrence on the Tooth Islands. The sun will temporarily be replaced by that of a giant Snak eye (as most may have been told at least, some believe it’s something completely different), dimming the landscape, instantly turning a bright sunny day into that of dusk.

During this time, grumpuses must avert their eyes, bow down their heads, and whisper their praises and thanks for being able to survive on the island due to the plentiful Bugsnax. Grumpuses must not look directly at the Eye, or else judgment will occur, as well as a curse.

Once this short period of time is over, grumpuses are allowed to continue with their regular activities.

There are still many questions to have about this occurrence, but it’s said that one specific grump’s experience with a Snak Eye Sky had lead to possibly the most influential moment in Snaktooth Island’s history.

The Hunter

Hundreds of years ago, a Falls Valley grumpus was out hunting for Bugsnax in the blazing sun. They spent their time; perhaps too much of it, hiding perfectly in the shadows, waiting to ambush the next unsuspecting Snak that crosses their path.

After what felt like an eternity, they were alerted by the faint call of a strabby. At an instant, they sprung out from their hiding spot, and grasped the Snak in their claws. Finally, something to bring back home! But…thanks to this Snak, they had wasted so much time waiting around under a tree, and just for a small bug like this?

They’re lucky the sun’s still out…

So, in an act of pure spite and frustration, they dug their claws into the juicy flesh of the strabby, and yanked its wobbly eyes clean out.

The strabby was distressed, crying out and wriggling in their paws; it was probably the first time The Hunter had ever seen a Bugsnak in such disarray. They didn’t even act like this while being eaten! This odd occurrence hadn’t bothered them, though. They were going to eat it anyway, there was no use in worrying about whether or not it could see it happen.

They were finally ready to head back home, when suddenly the world around them seemed to get…dimmer? But it was the middle of the day? The sun was shining on their fur just a moment ago, what happened? Annoyed, The Hunter looked up to see if some grumpling was playing some prank on them.

But the sight they saw was no grumpling, or any sort of grumpus…

It was horrifying.

As if the sun itself had vanished right above their head. That blazing, bringer of day, was gone, replaced by some sort of ring of light surrounding pure darkness. Like an eye—a Bugsnak eye—staring down at them, judging them.

They were getting judged, by some higher being. The Hunter’s fur had bristled like a pine from The Woods, terrified yet entranced by the sight. They stood there, staring straight up until they ended up fainting from the shock of it all.

Waking up after who knows how long, finding their way back home was an incredibly difficult task. Their eyesight had degraded terribly, as if that Snak Eye had put a curse on them. But once they recognized that they were deep in the familiar territory of Falls Valley, they knew they had to alert their leader immediately, and that he in return should notify the rest of the island’s grumpuses as well.

An island-wide gathering was held deep in the night. Thousands of tired grumpuses were confused and aggravated, but The Hunter—The Cursed Hunter and their leader knew their experience needed to be shared to all of the island’s inhabitants. Once they had recounted their horrifying hunt, a number of grumpuses in the crowd were skeptical, but a vast majority were intrigued in their tale, with a few backing up their claim of that strange sudden nightfall in the middle of the day.

When asked what this would mean for the future of grumpus society, The Cursed Hunter exclaimed that this was due to the collective disrespect and selfishness of all the island’s grumpuses. That they have all; especially The Cursed Hunter themselves, had taken the Bugsnax for granted, and they must all pay their dues or else the island won’t stop at cursing one foolish grumpus. This explosion might might've just been a delirious, sleep deprived, post-supernatural-experience rant from The Cursed Hunter, but the Falls Valley leader agreed with everything they had said. He ended up making the call to set an island wide obligation to worship the Snax, as they now all know the immense power these creatures hold.

Many grumpuses were rightfully upset and shocked that he was willing to make a call that the entire island; not just his own territory, should follow, but the other territory leaders had chosen to go along with his decision. Both due to the power the Falls Valley territory has compared to the rest, and the possible power the Bugsnax also have. This wasn’t a risk they were willing to take for their alliance and their subjects.

While the rest of the territory leaders had openly agreed to these new laws, a few had doubts on how beneficial these will actually be for the future of the island and the grumpuses themselves. Specifically the call to hold monthly, day long ceremonies focused solely on the worship of Bugsnax and end with the sacrifice of a grumpus, which definitely shocked a number of grumpuses in the crowd and a few leaders as well. But the Falls Valley leader assured them all that it was a necessary precaution to take to insure the safety of the entire island from whatever power had harmed The Cursed Hunter. And that if any other Snak Eye Skies ever occur again, grumpuses will now know what to do to prevent the possibility of judgment and curses.

The island wide gathering was dismissed, and thousands of grumpus prepared to wake up to a completely new life the next day.

Currently, while the Bugsnak Worshiping laws have either loosened or intensified in certain territories, many grumpuses still pass on the story of The Cursed Hunter and the Snak Eye Sky, ways to remember how much power these strange creatures have over them.

[marcsnuffy]

so during my nth Ubers reread I noticed Kaiser, Ness and Lorenzo all have nicknames for each other, so here's a compilation

[thefourgiants]

I’m so beyond happy to see deku scrubs return to Zelda games again so I had to draw Dewpi with a fruity cocktail

[jojo-schmo]

Thinking about a young Leon and Carol…

Carol is the extroverted creative one who drags her thoughtful and gentle best friend Leon into all sorts of shenanigans!!

[crabcantwrite]

Jealousy, jealousy

Words: 875

Fandom: MarioLore

Ships: Bowser/reader

Warnings: Jealousy, fighting, possessiveness, injury, arguing, male reader

You were talking to one of the visiting nobles when Bowser walked up behind you, wrapping his arms around you from behind. He glared at the noble you were talking to.

“Bowser!” You exclaimed, “Hey, babe.”

Bowser grunted and leaned his heavy head on your shoulder, pressing his cheek against yours. His eyes flashed angrily at the noble. You chuckled and looked back at the noble. “This is my boyfriend, Bowser.”

“Your boyfriend?!” The noble repeated. “That brute?"

He looked Bowser up and down. Bowser growled, his grip on you tightening. You patted Bowser’s hand in an attempt to keep him calm. “Don’t call him that.”

Bowser clenched his teeth, rolling his eyes. He sighed. “Fuck off”

“Bowser!” You scolded, shooting the noble an apologetic look. Your boyfriend huffed and leaned away from you, crossing his arms. You turned back to the noble “I’m sorry about him.”

“I’m sure you won’t be with him for long." The noble scoffed.

Bowser narrowed his eyes, growling low in his throat. “Watch it..”

“You could do so much better than that brute." The noble sneered, winking at you, “Nobody wants to date a monster like him.”

Bowser grabbed you, sneering back at the man. He wrapped his arms around your torso, pulling you against him. You squeaked “Bowser!!”

“Shut up” Bowser growled at the man. His grip on you tightened as he stepped forward towards the noble. You tugged on his arm in a fruitless attempt to stop him.

“You have no idea how much pain you’d be in if my boyfriend wasn’t here...” His voice was dangerously low. “Do you understand me?”

The noble rolled his eyes and looked down at you. “How can you stand him? You’d be much better off with me, sweetheart.”

Before you could respond, Bowser had punched the noble. There was the horrible sound of bones breaking as you flinched away from the sight. Bowser snarled at the noble, who was clutching his now-broken nose.

“Get away from him." Bowser growled, glaring at the noble, “You disgust me.”

The noble glared at Bowser. “I could say the same for you.."

“What did you just say?” You hissed, “Don’t talk about my boyfriend like that!”

The noble rolled his eyes again. “It’s only a matter of time before he takes his anger out on you."

Bowser grabbed you, wrapping his arm around your waist, and pulled you away from the noble. He dragged you out of the ballroom and into the large garden.

“Bowser!” You exclaimed, squirming in his grip, “What the hell!?”

He led you to a gazebo in the middle of the garden. Bowser set you down on the path, releasing his grip. He sat down on the edge of the fountain, resting his head in his hands.

You watched him, worrying your bottom lip. It wasn’t uncommon for him to lash out like this, but you never knew what to do afterwards.

“Bowser…” You said softly, standing in front of him, “Are you alright?”

Bowser let out an irritated growl, glancing over at you before staring back at the ground.

“You want to tell me what happened in there..?” You sighed

Bowser snorted and rolled his eyes, turning away from you and crossing his arms. You frowned, sitting down beside him. He looked back at you, glaring. You put your hand on his shoulder, ignoring his glare. Bowser turned around and pulled you into his arms, pressing you against him.

He pressed his face into your hair, taking slow, deliberate breaths. “He was an asshole.”

You nodded and wrapped your arms around him. “Yeah, I know.”

“I don’t want him anywhere near you." Bowser muttered, kissing your forehead. “He tried to take you from me.”

You smiled, nuzzling into him. “It's okay, babe.”

Bowser pulled away from you and frowned. He took both of your hands in his, squeezing them gently. “Promise me that no matter what happens, you will always stay with me.”

"Promise.” You squeezed his hands back. “Try not to punch anyone else.”

Bowser gave you a half-hearted laugh. “No promises; I don’t appreciate someone trying to take what’s mine.”

You snorted and rolled your eyes. “Why do I love you?”

He grinned and pulled you into a kiss. “I love you too, sweetheart.”

He wrapped his jacket around you, peppering your face with kisses. “Promise me you don’t like him.”

“I promise,” you giggled, blushing. Bowser picked you up, still covering your face with kisses. “Mine, all mine.”

You squeaked and wrapped your arms around his neck. “Bowser! Put me down!”

“Nope” He grinned at you and started to carry you back into the castle. “I’m keeping you all to myself.”

You laughed and squirmed in his grasp, to no avail. He carried you up to his room and tossed you onto the bed. You let out a small shriek “Bowser! You bastard!”

Bowser laughed and shut the door before joining you on the bed. He wrapped you in his arms and pulled you under the covers with him. He nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck, his stubble scratching your skin.

“You’re lucky I love you.” You laughed, hugging him back.

Bowser pulled away to give you a soft look. “I really am.”

[meirimerens]

so about those teeth shapes headcanons you mentioned? 🤨👀

you're so crazy. i love that in a reader.

twirls hair anyways... so matching with this morning's anon let me tell you it all. let me tell you. i'll tell you like one would tell a close, intimate friend.

Dankovsky: he has. i think it's called snaggletooth(teeth?), where his upper canines are implanted higher and more forwardly than the incisors. he's the one dude i have like. a #claim for, which i'm very sorry mademoiselle [art commentary/drama youtuber that autoplayed on me one day] you get to be here again:

exactly. he also has the same high, pointy lower canines.

Burakh: wide upper row... big teeth. His upper incisors are mostly straight, with the outer ones being implanted just a tad higher than the front ones. his upper canines as well as premolar look quite sharp. his bottom canines are revealed, with the gum being lower than on other teeth, making them look longer and sharper. they, as well as his bottom premolar, are a bit crooked from his wisdom teeth pushing at the back.

Clara: her teeth are silly #moving and #squirming but what is sure is that she has a small gap between the front incisors, with the itty bittiest hint of a chip to the corner of one of them. her canines are small and low, but somewhat dull, and her premolars sharper in both rows.

Andrey: unilateral partial maxillary agenesis babyyyyyy i'm all about that. basically his left outer upper incisor is missing, and instead he has a canine. it's like this:

(Heilung singer(?)). on his left upper side, he has one (1) wisdom tooth, that grew because the back of incisor gave it some space to grow. Low and sharp canines on the top & the bottom. vampyric...

Peter: the same ^ but mirrored. 🫶 i'm crazy i'm insane insane asylum... so he's missing his left upper outer incisor + has his upper right wisdom tooth.

Rubin: straight row above, his bottom teeth slightly overlap in places (middle incisors slightly overlap, and his side incisors overlap the middle ones by being more forward). His upper canines are a little dull, with his upper premolar being sharper (having a wide maxillary, it's visible). his bottom canines are sharp enough.

Lara: she has quite a narrow upper maxillary, so her top front incisors are forward, with relatively sharp canines behind.

Grief: i'm seeing/extrapolating what his p1 portrait has, which looks like:

so i'm seeing prominent front incisors that kinda make a /\ shape forward out of the row of teeth. like a little bunny very cute. [the teeth. i will not pronounce myself on either bad grief or Yuri Reiser on this picture, who i do not know personally]. i also think he's missing his upper right premolar. got it socked out of him in a brawl. happens to the best of us.

Eva: wide front incisors slightly more forward than the row, rounded and smaller outer incisors with sharp canines somewhat tucked behind.

Yulia: pointy but somewhat dull outer upper incisors and canines, with the gum revealing a lot of the canines on both rows.

Khan: don't think i've drawn him smiling which is really funny. anyways i think he has a teeny gap between his two front incisors.

Notkin: computer CROOK THIS GUY'S TEETH! i was gonna go at length but i found the perfect stock image hold on

yes something of the sort. front incisors slightly overlapping, outer incisors somewhat tucking behind, canines sharp with one implanted higher that the others. bottom row as some overlapping here and there + canines implanted slightly forward. i also think both of his upper outer incisors have the little. don't know what it's called. serrated shape you see on the right side [our left] of this model.

Capella: she gets a gap too #gang i've drawn it a bunch on her actually. hashtag girl

i like to draw her in ways where she looks like a little bnnuy from the straight + downturned nose so she can have a gap and be a lil bit. what's the bame. buckteethy(?)

Catnip: my my. what big teeth you have. it's true! she also has a wide jaw that allows for big canines and she loves to do big wide smiles to show them off. it's like a power move.

also her front teeth all form a. somewhat "‿" whape? ykwim? slope. cup-line.

Dandy: what i know for a fact is that his upper front incisors have a gap accentuated by one of them being crooked outwardly. like he could hold a matchstick in the hollow if he wanted. very useful!

[crabs-with-sticks]

Just got broken up with and the gossips in skyhold start talking about preparing for the wedding of the season :((( Talking about how all the signs were there, and the dressmakers in Val Royaoux will be getting ready. Hell the gossips have even chosen their outfits T-T

Everybody totally thought that Ghil and Solas went on their little date to crestwood and that Solas was going to go down on one knee :(

He was THAT obviously in love that EVERYBODY knew

[justkillingthyme]

Clark fun fact for you

TAKING NOTES.

[fabledteeth]

 a xiao headcanon i really cannot fathom is the “i cant control myself around you” thing. like whatever have fun but that is very much antithetical to his character. he is like. the Goat. of controlling himself. he’s done it for centuries! in fact he’s so good at it that he generally does Not make meaningful connections with literally anyone because being close to them might hurt them (not in a “he’ll hurt them” way, but in a “his karmic debt will rub off on them” way. there’s a huge difference)! touch-starved xiao is a wonderful headcanon but i really don’t think he’d have a problem with respecting people’s boundaries/struggling with refraining from touch. he’s so considerate of others he became a hermit. idk very much just a “He Would Not Fucking Say That” moment for me

[sweettoothvn]