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how would sex work in vault 33?
as a biologist by training, with way too many classes on reproduction, i found myself wondering the answer to this question.
we have only a few lines to work off of to establish these theories. firstly, lucy saying she can't wait for "the real deal" on her wedding day. then, later, she asks maximus directly if he'd like to have sex. not really much, i know. but, i have a few ideas despite this.
also my sources on this include autism that made me rewatch the show five billion times, and a degree in biology + animal science. a lot of research at my school is on reproduction. i almost worked with sperm. a good friend of mine did a study on sex.
i enjoy making video essay-type posts on things since i do research lmao. so, let's dive into some procreation!
in short:
vaults 32 and 33 have a very comprehensive sexual education curriculum, and sexual intimacy is very casual and common.
however, penetrative + procreative sex is reserved for married couples, and-
non-procreative sex is allowed for all. this includes hands, mouths,... other parts. anything that doesn't make a baby.
socially, these rules are kept in line, since no one wants to be the one to have a kid that overloads the food supply or water chip, especially not in a meritocracy.
there may or may not be contraception. i say only married couples get it, since there's likely a limit on number of children they can have.
on the first point, it was clear that lucy knew a good amount about sex. (sex, here, is used generally to mean all acts of intimacy, including nonpenetrative). lucy knew what to do when with monty. lucy offered sex after maximus said she smelt good, and was casual/knowledgeable in what he meant about ejaculation. this could be because of her 'experience' with chet (i don't like discussing this much), but also it's reasonable to extrapolate that she was just taught about all of this in school. they likely sat people down and were like, hey, this is how to make a baby. this is how to pleasure a partner. etc etc etc.
it'd make sense for them to be taught all of this, since 32/33 are explicitly a breeding program. so, it's good to teach them how to procreate effectively. however, they are a breeding program.
the goal, overall, is to make super managers. and i'd like to think bud knows a lil bit about science and selective breeding. so, controlling who people reproduce with is step 1 of making this work. the best way to selectively breed for a trait is to select individuals who exhibit these traits, then put them together. bam, you are one step closer to a super manager. so, you'd make sure marriages are between favorable people, bada bing bada boom.
it's like dog breeding, if you want a less human-centric example. it's also literally eugenics, but bud would definitely dislike that descriptor. it's his own words, he wants a super manager, and 32/33 are breeding pools. so, he's gotta ensure that his breeding program continues without a hitch.
it makes sense, then, for only married couples to perform procreative sex. only married couples can actually reproduce, as they have been approved by the council (and whomever else may be peeking in, like bud). and i think that the stigma associated with a child out of wedlock, as well as education on what makes a baby, how a baby affects the parents and the community, etc., are all ways to keep people from reproducing willy-nilly. the vault clearly prides itself on good deeds, so spinning it as a bad deed that must never happen probably is pretty effective in preventing it. it's not guaranteed, but it just might work.
(plus, you can let them do other things,,, which i touch on later.)
i know i'd hate to be the one to have a kid that throws the entire delicately-balanced vault ecosystem out of balance. one more body may prove too much for the water chip, or the crops! and coming out of the famine (which. may or may not have happened), the idea of keeping the population in-check would be more prevalent within the dwellers.
although, they probably had a mini baby-boom afterwards to get the population back up, because there's a notable lack of 20-30 year olds. imo there's a lot of kids, and a lot of older people. then, mostly young adults died in the famine.
either way, having too many kids would cause problems, especially to have a kid (gasp) without being married. educate them on how to avoid this, and give them alternatives.
i doubt, though, that they'd shun people for having a kid out of wedlock. they'd help and support them, but definitely make them marry to preserve the order.
plus, the way lucy says she needs a suitable marriage partner, to me, moreso seems like marriage is the sole track to procreation, and likely the main psychological method to keep babies from popping up all over. let only the married ones create babies, both to prevent overpopulation AND to control the experiment as a whole.
also, though, it's clear that they don't demonize sex before marriage. and, there's no surefire way to actually prevent people from doing things outside of marriage. religions have tried for millennia to control the whims of human sexual desires. so, callback to my teaser, i think that unmarried individuals can do anything but penis in vagina sex. no making babies, so do anything else. literally anything else.
to frame it with what's been said, they have good sex education. they want to keep reproduction in check, and banning all sex outside of marriage does absolutely nothing to help with that. so, then, why not allow unmarried individuals to be intimate in other ways? handjobs, oral, grinding, heavy petting, there are so many options to allow for people to still scratch the itch whilst not actively posing the risk of making a baby. educate them on how to do these other acts, show them how to be healthy and relieve their urges, but insist, simultaneously, that babies are to be avoided.
it'd also present the idea of freedom, and let dwellers 'socialize', even if their reproduction is heavily controlled. plus, it's good for you! yay! go fuck your neighbor! relieve yourself!
i do want to comment on contraceptives, since i do think there's a chance they exist. i feel like they'd be highly prevalent in in-game vaults if they were something that was available, especially since other vaults have a much lower capacity of people. not every vault has a high-tech atrium growing a bunch of crops. 32 and 33 are also comparatively huge, but that may just be a limit of the game systems (since we can't enter a lot of rooms and dwellings in vaults). even still, you'd want to make sure people didn't get knocked up and overpopulate the vault, causing the mouse utopia that bud mentions.
vault 32/33 may then be an exception, and might have condoms to allow for penetrative intercourse. but imo there's no implication that what chet and lucy did even included that. 'messing around' and marriage being 'the real deal', to me, sounds like lucy hadn't gone that far, so to speak, prior to monty. we also don't know what specifically she was offering with maximus, since 'sex' can refer to any combination of intimate acts. there's many, MANY ways for this all to be interpreted, and ways to achieve the same goal of 'no babies unless said babies would get us closer to or will themselves be super managers'.
i also think the vaults have a limit on how many kids people can have, to help curb overpopulation. married couples may have access to these contraceptives, and i doubt they'd have their tubes tied, since remarriage/making new pairings is a thing. so, only 2 babies per household. no more. stop it.
the vaults likely just have a low rate of fertilization overall, helping with the whole overpopulation thing. be it from the toxic chemicals in their environments, the literal nuclear-fueled devices they wear on their wrists, or the generally poor diet they seem to have (it is better than the wasteland at least), there's likely a lower chance of fertilization and successfully carrying a child to term. the latter is less plausible since i KNOW they'd have good obstetrics to both keep the mother alive, and gain a new life for the vault.
steph's what i mainly base this on because it seems like she was married to bert since the last triennial trade, but only now had her first child. if fertilization was top-notch, they'd definitely be on baby number 2 by now. she also seems incredibly enthusiastic about this whole baby thing, but that could fully be a ruse. regardless, she signed up knowing that she'd be sent into the other vaults to have babies, since i assume she knows exactly what's going on in the experiment. and she doesn't seem to hate the idea of having kids, since she's happy to raise her kids with lucy. so, it took her an awfully long time to have that first baby. i say this is likely from low fertilization rates, but it's also possible that she likes the having kids thing far less than she puts on.
the final tldr (my abstract, perhaps?): vaults 32 and 33 are a breeding experiment to make super managers. to keep this goal in-sight, reproduction within these vaults has to be finely-tuned and controlled. only married couples, which have been approved, are allowed to procreate. to therefore try and curb babies born out of wedlock, 32/33 allow for sexual acts that don't make a baby (i.e. handjobs, oral sex, etc.). social stigma also helps prevent procreation, especially when looking at the limited resources and space within the vaults themselves. it's uncertain if contraceptives exist within the vaults, and fertilization rates may or may not be low as well. regardless, preventing the experiment from going off-the-rails is necessary, so a social + rules-based system was likely put in place to ensure its success.
to end, i also want to note that this shit is fucked up lmao. i'm not like "yay vault tec control people", it's just like. mmm how strange and convoluted can vault-tec be. what other ways can they implement to make humans into guinea pigs for their fucked up experiments.
anyways. thanks 4 reading this far. as always, please feel free to comment your thoughts. i probably won't budge on a lot since this is the backbone for my own lore/stories, but i still like to hear what other people think!
#outlet yaps#fallout headcanons#fallout tv#fallout on prime#norm maclean#lucy maclean#knight maximus#stephanie harper#steph harper#i love when scientists are just a little bit fucked up#outlet headcanons
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Okay, more thought out drawings of Dream from my haunted road trip au
#on my knees asking you to ask me questions#poor little creatures#not shown here but at first Dream will wear his (damaged) mask all the time#even tho Quackity never looks back at him#he's traumatized :]#my art#dreamwastaken#dreamwastaken fanart#quackity fanart#dsmp au#the mouse squeaks#also if you look close Dream is trembling#he has other forms and his eyes are always a bit wrong#too human for a dog too animal for a human#dreblr#dsmp#oh yeah!#idk if anyone noticed but on this neck? those are bruises :]
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if you do requests at all, could we see some mimic!stan and ford just hangin' out? :D
Sure :)
EDIT: I just realized I forgot to draw his lapel teeth and pocket mouth. IGNORE THAT.
#Ford and his weird cannibalistic brother that he randomly adopted one day <3#Ford is one of Stan's only favorite humans- if you couldn't already tell.#He has a weird sort of devotion to him. The same way rabid hunting dogs have to their owners. In a:#''I am a wild animal and I totally could#maul you to death at a moment's notice- but I won't. Not just because you basically feed me- but also because I kinda like you'' way#Do you see my vision?#He only “unravels” into his true form around Ford- because he doesn't give a shit and is the only one that doesn't freak out.#Fun fact: Stan always looks a little off to most outsiders- but never to a huge noticeable degree.#More like some tiny insignificant details that could raise some red flags and trigger a feeling of uncanny valley.#Like- his teeth could be weirdly detailed- but sometimes he won't have any nails. Or the wrinkles of his skin would look too smoothed out-#Or he wouldn't have any eyelashes... those sort of stuff.#asks#sput chatters#my post#my art#gravity falls au#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#Mimic Stan au
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For your gay little dogs
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#principal skinner pride flag for my gay little dogs#you see this is why my dog people need to see the same spectrum of colors we do#I feel like their literal world view would be drastically altered if they couldn't distinquish between orange and green#I'd argue that red is a significant color in practically every culture#it's instinctual associations with danger food and fertility make it attention grabbing on a visceral monkey brain level#I strongly suspect the impact would be at least somewhat negated if it was a muted brownish khaki instead#meaning it wouldn't be used in visual communication nearly as much#I would have to center my art and worldbuilding more around yellow and blue because those would be the colors the dogs would see clearly#right? is that sound logic?#and that would just make me immensely sad because warm colors are my favorites :<#answered#m0notropa-uniflora#something that continues to boggle my mind is that there are animals that see more colors than humans#we like to assume that our color vision is the best we can see it ALL look at that rainbow there that's the full set#yes primates are well equipped in this regard compared to many other mammals like dogs#but most birds for example have more color receptors in their eyes they have more tools to work with and their rainbow is even wider#it's like sound everyone knows we can't hear sounds that are impossibly low or too high#and we can't process wavelengths of light that are too long (infrared) or too short (ultraviolet)#only what lands between those bookends (called the visible spectrum) reads to our human eyes as “light” and subsequently “color”#I hope I've understood this correctly I'm trying to say that there's a whole layer of vision we don't have the hardware to get access to#and that's just wild to me like we are fundamentally unable to imagine a new color that isn't already included in our built-in selection#but they're definitely there the unimaginable colors are in the room with you and a common pigeon can see them#uv dlc not available for your system
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My drawing of the kids of Stugo :) I’ve only seen the first episode but it was very fun. My favourite character so far is Merian <3 she is so funny, I love her massive blazer and highly strung nature.
#stugo#my art#yes I did only watch this show because zach reino is there#it’s really silly though I enjoyed it and I am excited for the rest of the episodes to be available to me#I love the bit in dog eat dog where they all say what kind of dog they’d be#‘I’d Be A Dog With A Sword Like From Anime!’ ‘medium nice dog :)’#and all the character designs are so fun - the animal mutants that are just animals with human legs? so silly#the way the kids talk to each other is good too like I was giggling at all the jokes#and also zach reino is there <3#also did chip say his name is druniper?? extremely funny name#that whole bit where he’s like ‘druniper hedgmaze is no more! I am now chip man…hands’ and everyone is like ‘?? ok’#and pliny says ‘does anyone else have anything they wanna abandon? and then larry takes his shirt off and she just says ‘alright.’#they are so supportive of each other but also so perplexed by each other all the time#the premise of having 6 weird little gifted kids trapped (willingly) on a magical island together is just really good
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Jesus christ the horror of being that dog. You gain human sentience and intelligence for just long enough to be able to understand the world around you, just long enough to truly experience the horror of what's happening to you, before you're reverted back to being a dog. Granted understanding once more before it's taken away again, and so on
#i am ofc working on the assumption that the dog is a regular test subject of isaac#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 19#me listening to this weeks ep: finally. some good fucking horror#also if thats too many words and commas for one sentence no its not i <3 run on sentences#myar#oh AND the cosmic horror of what robert was speculating#if an animal upon contact with that material gain human-level sentience#what happens when it comes in contact with human consciousness? what would we become aware of and would we even be able to#comprehend what we experience?#i love you horror<33333
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Clinical Trial
First time making digital art in years.
I might edit/finalize it someday.
#sorry again for being gone for so long#had a bad job#then another job#then spent most of the winter holidays making gifts#then my dream job out of the blue?!#but it requires me to move across the country in 1 month#clinical trail got me drawing again#what a fascinating game#very much a horror game though#angel and lee are so cool and relatable except for the horror part#horror was very effective and has me shaken for days#the art and music is also very good#finalizing how I might be non-binary even more (or at least partially) now#minor spoilers but I didn't realize angel was nonbinary until near the end because how they were describing not wanting to be a human and#be another type of animal#or wanting more art of non-gendered angels made me like “yeah I think about that too”#designing angel's bunny-sona was fun#I wanted to draw lee as a dog#but figured a fire shrimp would better indicate what game this art is depicting#anyway#arcticsart#my art#digital#rabbit#bunny#shrimp#fire shrimp#clinical trial#clinical trial game#clinical trial angel
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Came up with this AU (subplot?) where Megs and Star struggle to care for their earth pets, the “Battle Dog” (really Megs? 😑) and, um…
*Checks TFwiki*
Sure, we’ll call ‘em Meowgatron—
While still tryin’ to survive on/take over Earth ‘n stuff.






Or in other words, if Megs was just a little less of a douchebag, towards the dog that he tried to weaponize and end all of humanity with.👌
*Realizes how that sounds* (゚ ペ)
Listen, this is the same episodic manga that has an entire underground highway system that spans worldwide, an island full of predators and prey that live together in peace, and Rumble and Frenzy disguising themselves as hooded figures to hate on Autobots (seriously guys…wtf?).
Make of that increasing ludicrousness/questionableness AND the tonal whiplash case that is the final chapter as you will.
#y'all if this cat doesn't survive the comic...no#i refuse to consider this too soon to draw (#⩌'︿'⩌#)#cuz the battle dog didn't even survive the manga chapter so#they can hang out together in the afterlife#and that can be drawn as commemoration#oh right and there's megs' holoform too i guess um ( 〃..)#he’s wearin' a chapka but he’s not polish#that’s just what my mom says when i talk too much lol#yeah no he’s japanese in case you're wonderin'#i think the battle dog is at least an akita/alaskan malamute mix#both breeds shed like mfs so good fraggin' luck megs#gotta work to get those animal cruelty charges dropped#maccadam#transformers#megatron#starscream#battle dog#meowgatron#tf g1#transformers g1#transformers generation one#tf skybound#holoforms#humanformers#humanization#transformers fan continuity#my art#maccadams
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I’m back with more slightly disturbing thoughts about transformers.
Ok listen.
I think cybertronians should be more freaked out by the fact humans eat other living things.
Like come on, bots only ingest energon which is inanimate crystal juice, they’re regularly grossed out by normal organic functions, and you’re telling me they don’t bat at eye at the idea of their friendly little Sentient companions straight up killing other animals and eating them??? I feel like that should def cause more cognitive dissonance for them, esp autobots since they actually get close to humans.
Like I can see them being grossed out but accepting of the fact that wild animals eat each other- they are WILD animals and all, not exactly sentient or even necessarily intelligent after all. But HUMANS? The organic creatures that are the closest to them (going by tfp standards where they don’t mention many other organic species) in terms of structure and emotion and intelligence?? That has to be concerning on some level to them.
Referencing tfp and MTMTE where they have scraplets and sparkeaters, i feel like that’s what they’d kind of associate it with which would freak them out more. God forbid they hear about how common cannibalism is in survival situations, I don’t even know if they’d be able to sympathize the slightest bit with that considering as far as I know cannibalism Isn’t Really A Thing for them. That’s a thought in of itself tbh, would they be able to reckon with the concept of being so hungry you’d eat people you know, when it’s physically impossible for them to do that? How do you rationalize the choices others make in desperate situations when you know you’d never have to make that choice anyway and you’ll never have their perspective on it?
Anyways, I’m entertained by the idea of them being able to ignore stuff like nuggets or patties considering it doesn’t look recognizable as what it is but being downright repulsed by steaks, especially if its bloody or has bone visible. They don’t like the visual reminders of their sweet little organic friends consuming flesh and blood. Too freaky for them.
#transformers#tfp#mtmte#transformers prime#maccadam#love those things about transformers finding little details about humans to be unsettling#their teeth being flat and boxy#vs some of ours being sharper#made for tearing flesh#they think it’s hilarious seeing a human tear at a Turkey leg like a dog#until they remember that it’s a Turkey’s Leg. like an actual animals dismembered leg#it’s cooked but the realization that they’re gnawing on skin and flesh and bone#all of which humans have#is very sobering#and kind of creepy#actually very creepy#and the more they think about it the worse it gets#I desperately want to wind this into a humanformers post#about them pushing it down until not only do they have to recognize this fact#but they have to go through with it too#😁 fun times for all
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Btw I loved krypto the superdog animation and the hyenas with bathound where, unsurprisingly, my favorites
#batman#dc#ace the bathound#bud and lou#dc joker#super pets#the concept of the animal companions having a paralel adventure to their humans is something i really loved when a kid. barbie movies like#bruce 🤝 joker (having to walk the pets late evening bc it's easy to recognize them at broad daylight)#me battling inside to decide if bud & lou are albino like my beloved 2004 version or just 'standart' hyena colors#i would find funny if right after this joker and bruce make a silent pact to pretend they didn't recognise each other driving the hyenas an#dog insane to the tension of. wanting to bite each others to try and be civil to not 'blow cover'#btw THERE IS A SUPERPETS MOVIE AND FUCKING LEX LUTHOR EQUIVALET IS A TEST GUINEA PIG THAT WAS DELUSIONAL WITH HER AND HIS RELATION#HELLO I'M GONNA HUNT IT DOWN IT LOOKS SO STYLIZED TOO#DC comics
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hey any furries out there know how to draw a goat
#tryna draw something mithrun dunmeshi but goats are so. why are they built that way#like a horse but not a horse and not like a dog either. weirdly human face but not TOO human#I’m over here going shapes?? anatomy??? applying all my knowledge of muscle groups in quadrupedal animals m#and yet. it is not working. what’s the deal here#I think I’ve got the head down but connecting it to the body is not going well#they’re so like. weirdly buff. what do you need all thigh muscles for domesticated baby goat#and the weird short noses. and the freaky long lashes for no reason
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it should be said that some of you are way too dorky about laika
#emergency broadcast system#like okay name another animal that went to space. just one. an american one maybe? no? just soviets bad dog killers?#you say id rather have a very pampered dog that doesnt know whats happening before during or after to die in space than a human who does#and everyone loses their minds on dork.com (tumblrs true domain title)#i am fine with people who acknowledge that she was very well cared for and loved. and i like her being a symbol of space exploration#because its a very important study that we needed live subjects to continue. and if she is emblematic of that i hold no ill regard#however when people are like wahh scientists killed laika baby dog poor pupper whateverrr#name another dog. a monkey maybe. other animals went to space and died. and had names. and caretakers. and many lived too#name a living non human animal that went to space. theres dozens. a cat even. whats her name. what about the tortoises. many hatched eggs.#like oh my god theres so much interesting stuff. also name a human thats not the first man in space nor the first two men on the moon.#actually just name the other guy that was there with neil armstrong and buzz aldrin. if you cant pass this bare minimum you cant-#-web weave all day about laika. especially as an american
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friend tell me something silly-jack/sawyer-core pls 🎀
Oh God I'm awful at answering things
Uhmmm, oh I know!
Even though Jack is a doctor and used to gross shit, he hates insects with a passion, and spiders and frogs too and he always gets spooked/surprised by them very easily (even more than the "You got Arzt on you dude" moment)
And in the island Sawyer makes fun of him for this by throwing him some innofensive ones at him or like with a stick. Or with those plastic spiders if they're living off island together.
Like:
Sawyer: You can unbury a body but not get a frog out to the backyard???
Jack: I'm okay with human guts, I have human guts inside of me. Now get that thing out of here ...please
#Sawyer the disney princess in denial#I think that Jack isn't an animal guy in general#but Sawyer kinda is#In the sense that he would adopt and stray dog and treat it just like a human and have full on conversations with it#and in the sense that he does hold REAL grudges with other animals as if they were a human enemy too#jack x sawyer#lost 2004
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older white men who have to announce how much they prefer college sports over professional sports & obsess over it kinda creep me out idk
#if it's ur alma mater then sure obvs i can see it#i mean to obsess over it extremely is kinda giving peaked in school vibes but#to act like college sports is the peak of all athletics bcs it's not 'political' is kinda#idk#'oh i like these guys bcs theyre not spouting their politcal beliefs. they just play football'#so u like them bcs they have less? agency?#bcs they have to act more like a machine than a man or one wrong step and their scholarship is gone ??#not even saying that bcs the ppl that tend to think this are usually conservative#bcs i know i dont like hearing some of the stuff athletes say either especially when u can tell it's very toxically masculine#but also#theyre people too surprise and theyre gonna see they have a wide platform and theyre gonna want to utilize it like any person would#' i just wanna watch football dammit' football is the love and thrill of the game??? right? which are human emotions#not all human emotions have to result in violence for ur entertainment#ppl are designed with the desire to communicate. if ure not talking to someone ure talking to urself#if ure not talking aloud ure talking in ur head#ppl use that cognitive adaptable evolving thought to distinguish animal and human#so did u rlly stop watching professional sports bcs it started getting political#or did u stop bcs they stopped acting like pets u could project on#fighting dogs rooster fights gladiators history repeating and evolving from itself yaddayadda
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made the boys furries lol
#omori#omori omori#omori game#sunny omori#omori sunny#basil omori#omori basil#basil#omori tag#sunny#melonz arts#art tag#furry#ok i think thats all the tags#i do plan on doing this with the other main characters at some point!! hero and kel will be dogs and mari will be a cat obviously#but im not sure what aubrey will be. i THINK omocat drew them all as animals at one point so if aubrey was included i shall consult that.#im not entirely happy with my basils i think they look too childish. hs basil especially. hes 12 not 6.#but hes also a bunny so i suppose it doesn’t matter if i think he resembles a human toddler.#…ok editing these tags to say how did i forget aubrey was drawn as a bunny. shes associated with bunnies multiple times during the game#i remember that now.
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Do you ship it?
reason: what's not to love about a boy and his dog?
#i'm too autistic for this#i was like no don't submit dogs#but it's a human dog#woof#blue lock#alexis ness#michael kaiser#kainess#poll#polls#fandom polls#shipping#anime#manga
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