#tony stark marvel

[teaaagan]

Long or short version?

Y/N: What happened?!

Tony: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Y/N: Sh-short??

Tony: Shit's fucked.

Y/N: Okay, long.

Tony: Shit's very fucked

[suck-it-and-see-16]

[npdfavs]

Tony Stark from The MCU has NPD! ( implied )

[umiinoue]

Billionaire Bruh - Expression #1

[lilacprincessofrecovery]

Tony Stark//The Christmas Carol

word count: 1375

A beautiful young woman with vibrant spirit in her eyes had come out of the elevator of the Avenger Compound into the lab of Tony Stark, no other than iron man. She had soft pale skin, chubby little cheeks and hair that bounced when she walked. She hopped to a spot next to Tony’s desk and kissed his cheek. “Let’s go look at Christmas lights… or maybe share presents… or make cookies?”

“You know I can't leave the lab tonight baby.”

“But it’s Christmas eve, Ton…”

“This needs to be done, tonight. I have to….”

“T…” “...Maybe some other time.” 

She took a present out from behind her back and slapped it on his table and he pushed it aside. 

Tears welled up in her eyes as he fiddled around with his device. “Tony, you just stay down here and work your life away. Don’t think I will be here forever. I… I could leave at any time.” 

“...Thank you.” he wasn’t listening to her or paying attention quickly enough/ He was thanking her for the gift but she thought he would be grateful with her gone.

 She started crying and rushed off to the room they shared looking in the mirror seeing what her life had become. She would leave after the holidays if he didn’t want her. .

She knew that being his girlfriend came with parties and he wanted news press events and endless hours in the lab or in his office or out saving the world for weeks on end sometimes months. Tony had never put her off her to the wayside before, this long. she had gone to his party for Christmas because she knew he loved his fancy rich man stuff; but, this was their first Christmas together and he didn’t care what she wanted. 

“Anthony Edward Stark. Mr. Stark.” 

Tony jumped up from sleeping from laying on the keyboard, wide awake in half a second as he saw a video on his monitor in his lab. He was working as he always does on any specific day but this was Christmas Eve. He was a  lot more dedicated to his work than anything else. His friends, his parties, his devices, his love life always seemed like he took everything advantage of. These things would always be there when HE was ready because with his smarts and his money and good looks people would always need him. He knew he was hot stuff.  Maybe he just needed some humbling. 

“Friday?” 

“sir, you must see y/n.” 

“I saw her earlier tonight. What time is it?” 

“It is midnight…” Thats when friday put a video of y/n a live feed as she cried into tony’s shirt. She was heartbroken. She wanted to be happy. She wanted to share christmas with the love of her life. Or the man she thought she was important to. 

“W…why is she crying like that?”

Friday put a spotlight on the present that she had left on the table in front of him. He hadn’t even noticed it. “You told her that you would be thankful if she left after she gave you this gift box. She was very excited to give it to you sir.” Tony frowned deeply glancing at the present on his desk and picked it up in his hands and looked it over. “We threw that party last weekend for christmas…” “You know she hates crowds.” Friday showed him a video of how anxious y/n always looks at his parties.

“I never noticed before…” “She thinks highly of you. She says she loves you.” “L…ove? ME…….?” 

“You are repeating everything i say sir.” 

“I just don’t know why she is being so emotional over this.” “She used to celebrate with her family. She chose to be with you this christmas. Hundreds of Miles away from them and you show her it wasn’t worth it.” “She misses her family?” 

He looked at the present and frowned. “I still have to finish this tonight.” he put the gift aside and buried himself in his work like he always did when things got too real.

“Is there a message you wish me to send her?” Tony shrugged and screwed in a bolt to his device. 

Being A.I. friday showed him the future. Tony is alone. It is christmas. No decor. No anyone. Just alcohol and fully grey hair drinking in his lab. He is lonely and everything is dusty and his arc reactor is hardly bright. “W…what is… Friday why are you showing me this?” 

“This is the future, sir. You dont celebrate anything and all your friends you thought you had are gone. Money cant buy happiness.” 

y/n was also shown. She was away from him. She was happy. She had her own children. Someone is with her. He had no idea who this man was, but it got under his skin and his fists tensed seeing her life with someone else. 

Christmas past shows tony how he would flirt with everyone and get plastered recreationally and sleep around with anyone with any kink or anything all the fancy sunglasses and fancy plates. Friday showed that he had slept with 5 women this one christmas eve. It even showed how he was as a kid and no one really celebrated it in his childhood. His mother tried. He missed out on many years with them because of work or losing them. So he didnt realize how important christmas was to others since it meant so little to him.

He saw how her christmases were and she was the one always giving a hundred and ten percent. And having spirit when it was hard; be it the people she was around or those which werent around. 

Tony looked back to his device he was working on then grabbed and opened her present. It was a photobook of all the fun they have had together throughout the year and a drawing of tony. He couldnt help but chuckle at how cute she was and glanced up to the elevator to where she had gone earlier. He immediately stood up and ran up to their room. 

“y/n…?” “Go away!” She shrieked and threw a pillow at him. 

“You don’t really mean that.” “You would be fine without me.” “No i really wouldn’t. Who would knock sense into my head when im off or if ive spent too much time in the lab.” He winked with a small knowing smirk. “You didnt wanna have christmas with me.” She avoided eye contact. 

He grabbed her chin and looked in her eyes. “And who is the fool in this equation?” He caressed her hair behind her hair and kissed her deeply with her kissing back. He was a happy man. 

“Do you forgive me?”

 She shrugged. “I guess tony. Do you really want me to leave?” “No. I want you to stay, hot stuff.” He gently smacked her butt. “You are my favorite holiday present. Not to mention you are the brains in this outlet. i couldnt possibly let you go.” He chuckled.   

He took her hand and pulled her into his lap head on his chest in the bed, him petting her hair in a calming voice. Tossing his tear soaked tshirt aside on the floor out of the way. 

“Come on, let’s go to sleep” He kisses her. “Friday! Lock up down in the lab.” 

“Yes, Mr Stark.” friday responded. 

He stood up after kissing her temple as she slept and comes back after a few hours and time on his phone though it was late. Not having any sleep but he didnt care. He planned to surprise her. 

“Now let’s go upstairs decorating a new REAL pine tree with some hot chocolate by the fire, babe.” 

She smiled soft and he took her hand and rushed her to the main room. she saw her parents with thor and bruce all there decorating and she screamed a happy cheer as tony rubbed her back then she ran to hug the majority of her family with the biggest smile on her face. That is all it took for tony and he smiled to himself. Making her happy is all that mattered to him. 

He whispered, “I love you too.” 

Friday had accomplished what she believed was right.

[unofficial-crow]

“-is my dad”, “-is my dad”, where’s your real dad, huh?

[morgangalaxy43]

The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together

[wynnd-citrus]

Main drawing for my next comic (posting in two segments bc it’s too long for a single post)

[waltermis]

I miss them 🥹🥲

[purplepixel]

I did the meme. The world is not ready for them

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Invincible Iron Man - The Marvel Super-Heroes (1966)

[hurtspideyparker]

If Civil War didn't end in divorce and everyone lived together Part 2

Read Part 1 and Part 3

Tony: Why is Underoos mopping the ceiling?

Sam: Told him since he's sticky that's his chore

Bucky: It's only fair he helps out around the house

Tony: Hm. Makes sense

-

Vision cooked dinner:

Peter: *pushing around food to make it look eaten*

Natasha: *surreptitiously spitting into napkin*

Steve: *taking small bites with tons of water*

Bucky: *just stares at full plate*

Tony: Well this is disgusting, I'm ordering pizza

-

Sam: C'mon man stop moping around, you gotta get yourself a girl

Bucky: Ok.

Sam: Ok? Okayyyyy! I know-

Bucky: Give me your phone

Sam: Oh you got a number in mind already hotshot? *hands phone over*

Bucky: *ring* Hi Sarah ;)

Sam: BOY-

-

Peter: Ned thought you would seperate your colours from your lights but he also thought you'd be homophobic so I don't pay him much mind cuz clearly I'm more of a superhero expert than him but he does have a 2% better average than me in history so like maybe you do hand wash your clothes and that's why I asked what underwear you wear because-

Steve: *listening intently with apprehension and alarm*

Natasha: I can't believe you found the one person on Earth who talks more nonsense than you

Tony: I know right, it's incredibly unnerving. I'm planning on adopting him

-

Peter: Mr. Stark I have to tell you something. I think Vision is a... *whispers* pervert

Tony: Um, why?

Peter: He keeps floating through my room without knocking! He saw me changing, he saw my nipples !

Tony: Well if anyone's a predator here it would be you. I mean showing your nipples to a 2 year old? Deplorable.

Peter:

Peter: Oh god, I'm the pervert...

-

Bucky: Y'know animosity isn't good between teammates. I think we should spend more time together

Sam: Am I being punked right now? Where's the camera

Bucky: I'm serious. I think it would be healthy for us to bond

Sam: Okay fine I'll bite... what did you have in mind

Bucky: Wanna go for a run?

Sam: *slams door in Bucky's face*

-

*staring at Bucky's sparkly clean metal arm*

Bucky: Dishwasher?

Peter: Dishwasher :)

(later that day)

Bucky: I've decided to let the child live

Peter: YoU wHaT?!

-

Thwip

Tony: Who took my coffee cup, It was right here

Thwip

Bruce: Um, has someone seen my book? I just had it

Thwip

Steve: I could've sworn I was holding a pen a moment ago

*giggling from the ceiling*

Tony: Young man I will take those webshooters away if you use them for shenanigans and rascality

Peter, muffled: Mr. Hawkeye told me to!

Clint: Oh so you're just gonna rat me out like that?

Peter: Sor- OOF

*falls out of ceiling vent*

-

Sam: You're in my spot

Bucky: There are no spots, it's a common area

Sam: Well that's my spot

Bucky: Did you buy the chair??

Sam: No, but everyone knows that's where I sit. Right Steve?

Steve: Oops I forgot something in my car, be right back *leaves*

Sam: Still my spot

Bucky: Still not

Sam: *sits on him*

Bucky: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL THE COUCHES ARE FREE-

Sam: IT'S MY SPOT YOU CAN'T TAKE A MAN'S FAVOURITE CHAIR-

BUCKY: YOU HAVE ISSUES GET OFF ME-

(one hour later)

Steve: Hey so turns out I don't have a car! Isn't that funn...

Sam & Bucky: *Squeezed awkwardly on the chair together*

Steve: I think I left something in my car

-

Steve: Leave the bedroom door open when you have Vision in there

Wanda: UGH you're so protective

Tony: Teenagers, am I right? Caught Pete reassembling my particle accelerator at midnight because he needed to neutralize a miniature nuclear bomb he nabbed off some guy he neglected to tell me was trying to kill him

Steve:

Steve: Wanda y'know what do whatever you want

Wanda: Really?

Steve: Yes just keep being normal. At least I can read about our issues in a parenting book

-

Thor: Ah, new warriors I see! Good to make all your acquaintance. But why are you so grumpy my friend?

Bucky: *glaring*

Peter: He's always like that. It's um, P- P- PMS? Wait -

Natasha: Yes it's PMS

Wanda: He's got it bad

Steve: *genuinely concerned* Bucky you didn't tell me something was wrong. What can I do to help?

Bucky:

Bucky: I like chocolate

-

Wanda: Welcome to the first annual girls night! This place reeks of men, so I thought we needed some women time

Pepper: Why is Vision here?

Wanda: I get sad when he's gone

Natasha: Why is Pietro here?

Pietro: Slay queens

Wanda: Moral support I think

Maria: Why is Peter here?

Wanda: He looked really upset when I said he wasn't included and I felt bad

Wanda: Anyways... yay girls! Who wants me to paint their nails?

Peter: ME ME ME

-

Steve: Pancakes or waffles?

Natasha: Pancakes

Steve: Good because I don't have a waffle maker

Natasha: Then why would you ask-

Steve: It's important for your voice to be heard, as team leader I value your opinion

*2 minutes later*

Steve: Good morning Clint, pancakes or waffles?

Clint: Waffles

Steve: Oh no.

-

Some of these were based on requests (ex. more Sam & Bucky, dad Steve w/ Wanda) so if you have certain dynamics you enjoy let me know !

[umiinoue]

“Make it simple, but significant.” – Don Draper Bruce Wayne © DC Comics # Christian Bale Tony Stark © Marvel Comics # RDJ

[itsmrvlxh50]

I love how we say "PROTECT THIS CHARACTER AT ALL COSTS" and then we go and hurt them like they have never been hurt before

[minimarvelh]

Tony, entering the elevator and seeing Peter in it: hey, my favourite intern, how is your project?

Peter: oh, everything is alright, Mr. Stark. I just need you to sign these documents for me.

Tony: oh, alright, do you have a pen?

Peter: yes, right here.

Tony: ok, where to sign?

Peter: here. *Tony signs* and here *Tony signs* and here *Tony signs*.

Tony: okay, but what did I sign?

Peter: oh, nothing, dad.

Tony, choking: what did you just say?

Peter, running out of the elevator at full speed: NOTHING IMPORTANT, DAD!!

(aka Tony accidentally adopts his intern because he didn’t read the documents. After hearing what have happened, Pepper couldn’t stop laughing and shouting „it’s KARMA”. Tony doesn’t think it’s karma, he thinks this kid might be his blessing)

[thewrittenpodcast]

Principal: unfortunately we had to call your mother in

Peter: may won't pick up

Principal: no not your aunt. your mother

Peter: i don't... have one?

Principal: says here one Viginia Potts is listed

Peter: i have never met a virginia in my life

Pepper, walking in: i was called

Peter:

Peter: your name is virginia?

Peter: my life is a lie

Peter: how can I go on