#tony stark genius

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: *turns on the light*

Tony: What are you doing?

Peter: eating bread

Tony: at 2 in the morning with the light off?

Peter: why would I turn the light on at 2 in the morning?

[overtlyonyx]

literally irondad/stephen and spiderson ⁉️⁉️

[thymelessink]

Tony Stark pictures radiating baby boy energy

[holdfastperseus]

“For no other reason than to piss you off and prove you wrong, I’m gonna save this planet too. And then I’m going after your dad.”

[puppetmaster13u]

I just had a thought, fueled by the fact I have a fever probably.

Bruce, Batman, is very mom-coded.

Tony, Iron Man, is very dad-coded.

They should platonically co-parent.

[lilbitofmac]

What if…?

What if, indeed.

[pandagirl45]

Steve and Bucky baring their fangs at each other.

Tony with unholy thoughts, 'bite me! Bite me! Bite! Bite, bite. As a treat. I'm delicious. BITE. ME!'

Tony staring, then look at bruce, "Crazy how dna and kinks work..."

Bruce just stares at him, "what?"

"What?" The two soldiers stops and stares.

Tony leaves the room very quickly with red on his face.

[sage-thesimp]

Bruce Wayne v.s. Tony Stark

hmm...suspicious. And i've never seen them in the same room, either..

if you have contact to EITHER of these people, please ask. Speak for the people.

[denebolablack]

Sooo, I have this HC that Tony needs to be using his hands with something while watching series, a movie, or simply listening to someone. Otherwise, he won't be able to concentrate, and he will end up biting his nails, scratching some part of his body, or biting his lips.

Well, his Brooklyn's boys found out about it very quickly. And ever since then, they make sure Tony always has some object to "play" with if he needs to.

*On a meeting*

Fury: Why is Stark dismantling a gun in the middle of our meeting?

Bucky: *With his arm around Tony's weist* Because I asked him to.

Fury: I won't even ask why. Just don't shoot anyone in this room.

Tony: If I wanted to, I would've done it long ago.

Fury: ...

Bucky: *Smug smile* He's not wrong.

*While watching a movie*

Tony: *Scratching his fingers anxiously*

Steve: *Put a notebook and a pencil on the genius's hands* Why don't you try drawing a plan of the house of the movie, sugar?

Tony: *Stops moving* That's a great idea! Why didn't I think about it sooner? *Starts drawing while mumbling to himself*

Steve: *Smiles and kisses the genius' forehead*

[sukorakurai]

Okay another Story Cover with the artwork by @snarkyship-main . One of my favorite stories that @snarkyship-main inspired.

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Hey, Peter! Get over here! I need your help!

Peter: Yeah, what is it?

Tony: I need a second eye on this equation

Peter: why

Tony: just help me

Peter: why

Tony: Kid! Please just help me with this damn equation!

Peter: Y! You need to substitute for Y!

Tony: Oh thanks

[tonystark-official]

What's the coolest part about being Iron Man

The suit

[adrixivy]

Headcanon: Tony doesn’t ever stop thinking. Like ever.

Calling him a genius may be an understatement. He’s always thinking. Always analyzing. His eyes are always scanning and he’s always solving math equations in his head. He sees a building and he’s calculating the area of the entire building, mentally calculating the measurements of the entirety of it. The length, height, the breadth you name it. And he often can’t seem to turn it off. He’ll be curious and immediately he’ll be calculating. And this doesn’t even apply to buildings and infrastructures only. He’ll see a car dashing past and he’ll think how fast it went by the sound of the exhaust and the engine. He’s calculating where their next destination could possibly be.

How would he know the engine? Well he also has incredible memory and memorised a lot of different types of engines. Play the sound of an inline engine and he knows exactly what it is, doesn’t even need to see it. Show him multiple different shapes of engines and he can tell you exactly what are the names of it. (He remembers the practical things but he’s working on remembering details about people)

Everything he sees, he’s calculating. He sees numbers and equations that are just there. And he sees it around people. The first time he saw Steve, he was calculating his height and his weight. When he found out Peter was Spider-Man, he admired Peter’s skills. Watching Peter catch a school bus, he’s calculating the bus weight and the people inside added up and is surprised to see Peter easily catch it, especially from a ten feet height which would make the bus feel even heavier. He knows Peter is a kid too due to calculating his build and hearing his voice. He tracks where Peter is commonly seen and tracks it back to Queens and then his house. And boom, he finds out Peter’s identity.

When he was on that Shield Helicarrier, he was so observant of his surroundings. His eyes constantly darting around and looking. Hell he even saw a guy playing Galaga and called him out. He saw Steve for the first time and he can see everything about Steve’s military career. Remember when he first saw Natasha? He knew something was up with her. That she was some spy and too good to be true. That she has some dark side to her. He doesn’t trust anyone without a dark side anyway.

He’s always making acronyms out of proper words or long names. Just to make it easier and something to think about. It’s easier for everyone too. He loves acronyms and it’s evident.

Jarvis- Just A Rather Very Intelligent System.

Edith- Even Dead, I’m the Hero

Friday- Female Replacement Intelligent Digital Assistant Youth

I know I said he has a great memory but when it comes to names, he isn’t really that good because more thoughts are flowing through his mind so much he couldn’t care to remember people’s names unless he really has to or he likes them. I can imagine Pepper having to repeat her name multiple times to him the first year she worked for him. That’s probably also a reason he always has nicknames for people. Capsicle, honey bear, point break, spiderling, and many more.

He even used to play the piano because his mother did so. Imagine him just hearing a metronome in everything he hears. People drumming their fingers? He makes out a rhythm and tries matching it to some classical music that his mother used to love listening to or what he often hears her playing on the piano.

Another headcanon that I’ll detail on next time is that he probably knows quite a lot of languages. A common headcannon is that he knows Latin because in fics, he calls Peter Bambino. What if he knows more than Latin. Romani, Arab, French, Spanish, Chinese even and maybe many more. One of his mistakes in the past is that he doesn’t understand people due to the language barrier and making his A.I translate everything doesn’t always help because sometimes they’re not always there. Like when he was kidnap by the Ten Rings. So he learns languages and easily picks them up by audio because he learns better like that. He’s always thinking of things to make himself better.

Maybe part of the reason he’s always thinking is because he’s paranoid after 2012. Everytime he makes suit upgrades to his or Peter’s suit, he’s thinking of every possibility that could happen and whatever they could ever need. Heater, parachute in case something doesn’t work out and 572 variations of webs for Peter. In fact, all the upgrades apply to the entire team too. He made Steve’s shield able to return to him swiftly. He makes hand-to-hand combat items that pack a lot of punch for Nat because he knows she’s good at it. Like the batons she uses that has electricity. He makes many types of arrows with different capabilities for every need. Not only offense but defense. Even practical ones.

He always has something figured out or if he doesn’t, he’s immediately is thinking about it. He’s constantly jumping idea to idea, skill to skill. He just never stops. Inventing multiple suits, inventing such advanced AIs and even inventing time travel.

He doesn’t rest and has trouble sleeping because of this too. And what Pepper said at the end of Endgame when he took his last breath “You can rest now” hurts so much more when you’re thinking of this headcanon.

[ironspidersblog]

Tony stark is real because he never sleeps, barely eats, is convinced he’s hated by every person unless they explicitly tell him, and spends all day hiding away in his cave working on projects

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

I have thoughts and I want to put the Burns family against them

[cowboy-caboodles]

HEY GUYS UHHH… *re-enters 2012 avengers family tumblr and gives you the rare pair science bros art no one asked for*