#tomura: and mr compress. great dad

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: My father is a bitch.

Toga: Isn't he dead?

Tomura: Dying did not make him any less of a bitch.

[sweetiecutiedarling]

“Yes, yes, I get it, Deku is ripped,” Izuku said. He rolled his eyes. It was like… like they were home, just the two of them, the only place that Katsuki had ever seen Izuku so comfortable expressing this side of himself without a knife to his throat. “Grab a charity calendar if you really want to look and then let’s talk about our jackass dads.”

“My dear father was a wonderful man,” Mr. Compress said, seeming unsurprised by Izuku’s responsse. Katsuki found himself humming in agreement, Masaru was a great dad. He didn’t really have any complaints, and the complaints he had felt petty. (But, fuck, man, taking away his videogames for the entire summer break over one fight still felt like bullshit, even 12 years later.)

Dabi laughed, “Well, mine is shit too.”

“Yeah, mine is worse,” Tomura said with a grin that remained too wide. It set Katsuki on edge. Izuku, though, didn’t seem bothered. In fact he seemed comfortable and Katsuki found himself happy to fade into the background. This was a part of Izuku that Katsuki wasn’t sure he’d seen before. He didn’t think it was because Izuku was hiding himself, though Izuku did compartmentalize with the best (or worst, depending on your perspective) of them. It was interesting in the best way. “He’s king of the underworld.”

“Mine tried to kill me,” Dabi said. His voice was deadpan but his expression was bright, like he was thrilled to win the ‘Most Traumatic Dad’ award and Katsuki didn’t know if it would be better to throttle him or send him to therapy. Hopefully Hawks had a grip on that. 

Izuku’s voice got dream like and from the smirk on his face, one that looked a lot like Mitsuki’s actually, it was clear that he was about to joke. “I wonder what it’s like to have a dad who thinks you’re worth killing.”

While laughter fillled the room Katsuki’s jaw dropped. There, in the dirty abandoned motel, Izuku was a niche comedy genius.

(Excerpt from my current Untitled MHA Project. Still don't know if I will do anything with it but I'm having a lot of fun.)

[kakusu-shipping]

omg i hope you don't mind i'm mhabrained today and i wanted to draw some self inserts so i drew mine, @echoes-lighthouse's, and urs hanging out ^_^!!!!

i'm so very curious about your mha self insert ... if you wanna share i'd love to hear what his deal is!!!!!

First of all this dynamic is amazing an accurate I am BEGGING you not to break anything. Tired Dad Energy my beloved <3

Second HOLY SHIT I went looking for my about post on this S/I and the most recent one was from 2021. I haven't watched the show in forever but when I do finally go back I need to color those sketches I made of their updated designs and make an about for them because Jesus Christ. I can't keep sending people to a 3 year old post.

Seeing those two posts side by side though does make me feel great about my art though. Three years. Damn.

ANYWAY, I'll give you the quick rundown

This S/I is my League of Villains self insert, he's Sir Nighteye's twin brother, legal husband of AFO, and Father to Tomura Shigiraki along with the rest of the League.

My Self-Ship with AFO is the only Self Ship I have that's completely non-romantic. Normally there's affection on at least one side, but here AFO is just using me, and I'm just going along with it to stay alive. No love here. I also self ship with Mr. Compress and Twice with this S/I during a little imaginary intrum after the Meta Liberation Arc where everyone's just crashed together at ReDestro's place.

His Quirk doesn't have a name cause the old name I had for it is dumb, but it's basically the opposite of Nighteye's quirk; He sees a person's past upon making contact with him. The difference while he doesn't have the once a day limit like Nighteye, he needs to be in direct contact with the person who's past he's looking into in order to keep seeing their past. The longer he stays in contact, the farther back he can see.

He sort of has the energy of a used car salesman when dealing with anyone outside of the League. He's overly friendly and unassuming. With the League he's very momcore, a bit overbearing and a big worrier, but overall chill mostly just doing basic chores like laundry and what not. Outside of both those scenarios he's Stoic, blank expression and calm demeanor, like his brother that's his default, he just puts on a very good act.

That's like. All the quick basic stuff kdjgkf Thought the post ended up kind of long

Thanks for the ask!!!! And the drawing!!! It's really good!!!

[sugarakis-p2]

A LOV Christmas miracle

Writers note: Happy holidays! I will be doing naughty things tomorrow and will be around off and on. I wanted to give you guys a little present. Stay safe!

Warning: If you're new to my writing, it gets weird. Kidnapping, holiday broken spirits, drinking, SFW Mature

Toga and Magne heavy cuz they are the heart at these times. Gets real sweet just when Toga is about to give up celebrating with this group of miscreants.

A LOV Christmas miracle

“It’s Christmas time!” Toga shouts, carrying bags of presents in the hideout.

Spinner is shivering in front of the heater. Dabi is passed out on the floor in front of the eggnog. Jin is is fully passed out and sleeping on Mr. Compress. Shigaraki is playing video games, and the rest barely acknowledge her. Kurogiri seems festive since she helped with the decorations and offered to help her. She sighs in complete disappointment. Setting down the rest of the bags, she takes a sip of eggnog and nearly chokes to death.

“Alright, which one of you added more booze to the eggnog,” she says to the others. Many of them raise their hand, “Great, everyone is useless, and it’s barely past four.” She huffs. She was in such a good mood before this. She will not let them destroy it.

“We should open gifts,” Dabi hiccups from the floor at her feet.

“Magne isn’t here yet,” Kurogiri says, cleaning glasses.

“That and I don’t see any gifts other than mine. Did any of you do the secret Santa thing I set up a month ago,” She says with hands on her hips.

“Yes,” Shigaraki rasps, pausing his game to look at her, “I chose my own name and got myself this game.”

Toga sighs and shakes her head.

“If you chose your own name, you're supposed to put it back and choose another,” Spinner chatters.

“Oh, that makes sense. It’s been just me, and every year Master would give me a gift card to the merch store, so I wasn’t clear on the concept,” He says slowly after scratching his neck. Dabi sits up and goes for more eggnog. Waving his fingers at Toga until she read his mind. She sighs again and gives in with a disgusted look as she hands him another glass of eggnog.

“That’s like the saddest thing I have ever heard,” Dabi laughs.

“Shut up, Dabi, is not,” Shigaraki snorts.

“Is too. He got you a gift card because he had no idea or cared about what you liked. I thought my dad was an asshole,” Dabi starts. Toga nudges him with her shoe to shut him up. Shigaraki is red-faced, and Toga is unsure if it’s from embarrassment or the booze.

“It’s ok, Tomura-kun. At least you tried. I can understand the rest of you ne’er-do-wells, but you too, Mister?” Toga says sadly.

“Alas, sweet child, I am a pagan rocker at heart and honor this time of year like my forefathers and drink until I am king of the hobos. Sorry to disappoint at this Yuletide. But I gotta be me,” He slurs at Toga.

“Perhaps we should sing some carols on the karaoke machine,” Kurogiri suggests, “Oh wait, I got a text from Magne.” Kurogiri opens a portal, and Magne enters the room loaded with gifts.

“Happy holidays, my fucked up famillllyyyy!” She shouts. Magne sets down bag after bag of JKFC on the counter next to the eggnog, “Big sis Magne is here, so bring on the holiday cheer bitches! Gift for everyone, for you and you and you.” She shouts, handing out gifts. She gave Dabi a gag gift of a really lovely pure silver lighter with an inscription, “never let the flames of your passion die; this is back up just in case." A card attached saying the real gift can be what she lets him do to him tonight with a winky eye, he was so drunk he giggled.

Jin a carton of his favorite cigarettes, each box with a glamor pic of Magne inserted on the front. Kurogiri a new Armani vest. Mr. Compress a new mask and a pack of trickster gum. Shigaraki got the video game he had already bought himself, but he blushed and said thank you. Spinner got a Stain limited edition lunch box filled with his favorite candy. Toga some expensive perfume with a card that said, ‘for my Lil sis.’

Everyone was digging in, laughing, and getting into the spirit of the season. Magne and Jin are karaoke awfully but joyfully. Toga looks around and wants to cry; she is so happy. This seemed so normal. She finally feels she can be herself and be accepted. She hands out her presents and frets.

“Since I didn’t think anyone did the secret Santa, I made gifts for everyone. They are scarfs I made by hand. In the corner are little hearts representing the LOV, since the initials of the league of villains almost spell love. A different colored heart is representing each of us,” she says nervously. Suddenly she was encased by several limbs all ‘awwwing’ her. Even Shigaraki mumbled a thank you when he wore it. Toga almost teared up for real this time.

“I participated in the secret Santa,” Dabi announces, “And I got Toga.” He walks off into the side room and drags out two small semi-nude elves?

Both had bright blue hair and eyes, pointed ears, and small. They couldn’t be taller than 4’8. Elaborately individually tied in shibari and gagged, wrapped together with a giant bow. They were weeping and assumed begging around the gags. Dabi drags the squirming two in front of Toga. She Squeals and hugs him.

“Uh, no touching psycho,” he says with no real edge to it. He’s also smiling and wiggles from her grip to get more eggnog.

“It’s the brother and sister Christmas elves at the mall! You remembered! When I wanted a photo with Lizard Santa, they were rude, saying, ‘aren’t you a little too old to act like a baby.’ Then I said to Dabi, ‘boy, I would really like to show them how much of a baby I act with no crowd around.’ Oh my god, they are so cute!” Toga shouts in one breath. Magne strokes a finger over the cringing young man's cheek.

“They are cute,” she says.

“I’m so happy I want to share. Tomura-kun why don’t you go first?” Toga says to Shigaraki. Shigaraki flinches in surprise.

“Huh, what? Me?” he rasps, his red eyes raking over the two. Drooling a little at the prospects.

“Yeah, un-wrap them and play with them first. Then we take turns or all at once, whichever happens,” Toga giggles, pushing him towards the two.

“Fuck yeah, love parties that end in an orgy, murder, or both,” Dabi says, clinking his glass with Kurogiri and Mr. Compress.

Shigaraki bends down and grins as he reaches out for the bow.

"Going to have to add me to the naughty list after this," he rasps with an evil grin.

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

Thumbelina

Thumbelina by LunaTora

Its been 10 years since Izuku was told he was quirkless. Since then his life has been hell.

His father divorced his mom. His mom got longer shifts at the hospital. Auntie Mitsuki and Uncle Masaru treated him like glass. His teachers ignored him. His classmates bullied him. Kaachan...well, he left him.

It all seemed so horrible. But today, this Christmas Eve of his 14th year of life, he became a dad. Izuku found a small shoe box in the snow. It looked innocent enough. It was not. Inside the box was a small little girl, no bigger than an infants thumb. Cold and shaking she was wrapped up in a thin silk blanket. Izuku did the only thing he could do. He took her home.

From that day forward he had to work twice as hard. For his daughter. His little Thumbelina.

Now if only, life didn't have to throw curve balls at him. First, the sludge villain. Then saving Kaachan. Then accepting to be All Might's Successor. Now he has to explain to All Might why he as a tini tiny baby in a neck wrap. And how is he going to explain that to UA. Just great.

Words: 936, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku's Family, Midoriya Inko, Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Masaru, Bakugou Katsuki, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Class 1-A, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Ishiyama Ken | Cementoss, Kan Sekijirou | Vlad King, Inui Ryou | Hound Dog, Nezu, Snipe, Ectoplasm, Maijima Higari | Power Loader, Thirteen, Class 1-B, Shinsou Hitoshi, League of Villains, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Sensei | All For One

Relationships: Midoriya Inko & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Class 1-A & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Izuku has a child, Izuku is done with bullshit, Bakugo is on Izuku's bad side, cute baby, Protective UA

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42799197

[ao3feed-todoroki]

Big League Ink

Big League Ink by RavenZaiyo

In an alternate universe, the League of Villains all work in Shigaraki's Tattoo Shop. In truth, it's probably just a front for Shiggy's adoptive dad's secret work, but Shiggy doesn't have to know that.

Dabi specializes in tattooing on scar tissue. Jin does black and white and does great shading. Magne does beautiful watercolor and delicate designs as well as American Traditional. Shigaraki specializes in "ignorant" tattoos, but he could surprise you. Spinner and Sako are skilled piercers, and Kurogiri holds down the front desk. Toga is a high school student who wants to apprentice, mostly because the moment she stepped into the shop she was more or less adopted by the entire staff. Dabi is struggling to keep his identity a secret from his influential father, mostly because his kid brother has found him and won't leave him alone.

First story in a series that will include an installment of Dabi/Reader and an installment of Jin/OC, maybe more if this gets attention.

Words: 2548, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Big League Ink

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Kurogiri, Shirakumo Oboro, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Toga Himiko, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice & Toga Himiko, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress & Toga Himiko, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne & Toga Himiko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Todoroki Shouto, Kurogiri & Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko

Additional Tags: Found Family, League of Villains Are Not Villains, Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor, i can be pursuaded to write ships, set up fic for two ship fics so far, so be sure to bookmark the series, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress is a Little Shit, Todoroki Shouto is a Little Shit, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Little Shit, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - No Quirks, Hurt/Comfort, Kurogiri is Shirakumo Oboro, Parental Kurogiri, Protective Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Parental Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Trans Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Soft Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Gay Todoroki Shouto, Asexual Todoroki Shouto, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Everyone Has Issues, Anxiety Attacks, Head Injury, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice Needs A Hug

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40931403

[ao3feed-hawks]

I Will Protect You, from All Around You

i will protect you, from all around you by spookysp ace

“Please, for the love of fucking god, do not tell me Mimiko is in a league hideout. With league members."

“Well, you'll be pleasantly surprised to know she's not."

“Okay, great, then where–"

“She's in the PLF hideout. Mansion." - Or, Hawks' kid disappears. Don't worry though, Dabi's keeping her safe.

Words: 10519, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Takami Mimiko (OC), Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Kurogiri, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Usagiyama Rumi | Miruko

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Takami Keigo | Hawks

Additional Tags: Kid Fic, Mimiko is Hawks' kid, Crack, Fluff and Humor, Minor Angst, Soft Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Established Relationship, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Someone give Dabi a medal, Someone give Mimiko her shiny things please, bird traits, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Protective Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Protective Takami Keigo | Hawks, no beta we die like men, title from "you'll be in my heart" by phil collins, dad!hawks, that's a pretty important tag lmao

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36669460

[oikawaplssteponme]

𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮

pairing: Dabi x fem! reader, Hawks x fem! reader

warnings: 16+, suggestive comments, mentions of bruises/injuries, manga spoilers (about Dabi’s identity), swearing, mentions of daggers/knifes, mentions of death but none present, runaway kids

word count: ~2k words

genre: fluff/angst/crack (?)

synopsis: You’re stuck between two worlds; one good, one evil. Not to mention this unfortunate love triangle that you’ve found yourself in. Do you stick with what you’ve always known or risk it all for him?

a/n: hello !! ahh this is the first part of a little something i’ve been working on. i might make this a mini series so please let me know what you think!! reblogs are greatly appreciated! <3 enjoy xx

one: the beginning of the end

You remember the day you met him, as if it were yesterday. The memory was forever engraved in your brain and how so much has changed since then.

You were sitting in a dark alley, your back pressed against the side of a building. The boy with bright red hair and bruises covering his entire body approached you. He looked about your same age, so you didn’t think much of him.

“Do you have any food?” he asked you. You scoffed.

“If I did I would be eating it, and I wouldn’t share it with you.”

The boy crossed his arms. They were all bandaged up.

“That’s pretty selfish of you.”

“I guess I’m a selfish person.”

You brought your knees to your chest, trying to stay warm despite the holes in your clothing.

“Why are you all alone?” he asked. You sighed.

“Ran away. You?”

“Same here. My parents think I’m dead.”

“Lucky. Mine are looking for me,” you mumbled. He tilted his head.

“Then why did you leave?”

“Why do you care?”

“Just wondering,” he said. You stood up, facing him.

“I figured that if I stayed I would’ve winded up dead.”

“I guess we do have a lot in common.”

You pointed to his bandages.

“Get that from your quirk?” He shrugged.

“No, my dad did it. He’s a bastard.”

“Do you have a quirk?”

“Yeah, it’s a fire quirk. My family called it ‘cremation’.”

“That's morbid.” He chuckled.

“Do you have a quirk?”

“Yeah.”

“Well what is it?” he asked eagerly. You sighed, turning around.

“Woah you have wings? That’s so cool!”

“They’re still growing but they’re gonna be big and strong one day,” you insisted. The boy examined your wings, admiring them.

“We could be a cool team, you know? My fire, your wings, we’d be unstoppable,” he smiled. You raised a brow.

“A team? You’re a stranger.”

“Not like either of us have anyone else. We could use each other.”

“I don’t need anybody,” you huffed. The boy sighed.

“Come on, it could be fun working together.”

“You want to be a hero or something?”

“Not anymore. Heroes are jerks, just like my dad. I want to be better than a hero.”

Better than a hero? For the longest time you didn’t understand what he meant. After all, heroes were supposed to be the peak of society. So who was better?

“I need to know your name if we are gonna be a team,” you said. The boy looked to the floor.

“I’m thinking about changing mine...start fresh, you know?” he whispered. You nodded.

“Okay, what can I call you until then?”

“Touya, but only when we are alone. I need people to keep thinking I’m dead.” You chuckled.

“You really are morbid, but alright. I’ll just go by Y/N.”

“Okay Y/N. We are gonna be a great team one day.”

~

You were there for him when his hair changed from red to white. You were there to be his ‘getaway flight’ when he stole his first box of black hair dye. He was there for you when you were freezing at night, lighting a soft flame to keep you warm. He was there for you when you had growing pains from your wings, as the feathers stretched out and began to develop into daggers. The two of you were always there for each other.

You were there for him when he decided to start going by Dabi. You never called him Touya again. The two of you grew up together, sharing secrets about your past lives and deciding how to live your future. He was right, you two certainly made a good team.

It started as petty crimes. Stealing food and clothes just to get by. The more you got away with it all, the easier it got. Before you knew it, you were ridiculing the entire hero society. Dabi’s harsh criticism ran through your mind constantly, and you couldn’t help but see where he was coming from.

In your teenage years, your quirk developed to its highest potential. You were a sight for sore eyes.

“Test it out!” insisted Dabi. You took a deep breath and stared at the makeshift target before you.

“Back up.”

You shot your wings out. They were much bigger than you, almost swallowing you whole. You concentrated at the target, aiming for the bullseye.

“Okay…let’s see…”

You spread out your feathers, thinking of the one right at the top. It was white compared to the rest that were black. You had about twenty white feathers in comparison to the abundance of black ones. You looked at the bullseye again, and shot your feather straight at it. It’s poison started to bleed through the fabric. You looked at Dabi, smiling.

“I did it!” You cheered. Dabi smiled, giving you a high five.

“That’s sick.”

From the surface, your wings would look like any other feathers. However, the quills were replaced by daggers. Sharp knives hidden by soft feathers all made up your large wings. The few white feathers you had, contained a poison strong enough to kill someone instantly.

“We are gonna be unstoppable,” said Dabi. You smirked.

“Damn right.”

~

As years passed and heroes became more and more powerful, you and Dabi knew you had to do something in order to feel less helpless. You had heard of this underground league for people like you. As much as Dabi wanted things to be just the two of you, the both of you decided it might be worth a shot.

The room was dark and dingy and it reeked of alcohol. You and Dabi stood in the corner of the room, with another girl. A group of interesting people stood before you. You looked up at Dabi.

“These guys look like they haven’t touched grass in years.”

“Names?” asked one of them. You gave Dabi a nudge, insisting that he goes first.

“I’m going by Dabi.”

“Uh Y/N.”

“Himiko Toga!”

“Quirks?” asked someone else.

“Cremation.”

“Dead Wings”

“Transform!”

One of the group stepped towards you. He was tall and lengthy, bare hands covered him. It was an unusual sight to say the least.

“You don’t look like you have wings,” he said.

“And you don’t look like you’ve ever heard of lotion.” Dabi sneered. The guy found it less amusing. You sighed.

“I can change their size. It would get pretty annoying if I had these monstrous feathers on my back all the time,” you explained.

“Show me how it works. There’s already a hero with wings, what makes you better?”

You looked at Dabi, smirking.

“Alright.”

You took a few steps forward and expanded your wings.

“WOW THOSE ARE COOL-I’ve seen better.”

“You see, compared to the number three hero, my feathers actually have sharp daggers on them instead of regular-old quills. I can still control them wherever I please, but if I happen to hit you with one of my white feathers, you’ll be dead within seconds due to the poison they contain,” you explained, “can I have a volunteer?”

“Use your buddy over there.”

You turned around. Dabi groaned. He moved to be pressed up against the wall.

“I swear if you actually hit me-”

“Quiet staples.”

You lifted your pointer finger, causing your feathers to spread. You then pointed at Dabi, causing a group of them to shoot at him. Lucky for him they outlined him instead of striking him.

“Thank god…”

You moved to stand with Dabi again. The rest of the group mumbled among themselves.

“Alright, clearly you all could be valuable assets to the League. I guess we can keep you around.”

“Can we know your names now or are you just gonna keep playing the ominous card?” groaned Dabi.

“Tomura Shigaraki. This is Twice, Spinner, Mange, Mr. Compress, and Kurogiri. Welcome to the League of Villains.”

You smiled, giving Dabi a nudge.

“Sick.”

That was the beginning of the end for you and Dabi.

~

As much as you and Dabi hated to admit it, the L.O.V. soon became the family you never had. You got close with Toga, even sharing a room with her despite Dabi’s protest. Shigaraki still got on your nerves, but you played nice. Everyone was kind, even with their reputation. Of course there was Dabi, your other half. The day you found each other was really the best day of your life. You cared for each other. You grew up together. You loved each other.

It was an unspoken understanding between you and him. You never would say it outloud, but after being with him for so long, you couldn’t imagine life without him. Dabi loved you. He really loved you, a feeling he thought he was incapable of having. Still, these words remained unspoken.

Shigarki had called you all for a meeting. You groaned, walking to the main room with Dabi. Everyone was seated at a table waiting for you.

“Woah is this an intervention or some shit?” you chuckled.

“Take a seat.”

You did as you were told, sitting beside Dabi.

“So after a few discussions, we have decided that-”

“I said no,” interrupted Dabi. You looked at him.

“No to what? Did you all have a meeting without me?”

“Well we were talking about you so it would’ve been a little silly to have you there,” laughed Toga. Your eyes widened.

“You jackasses are talking about me behind my back!?” You stood up from your seat. Tomura sighed.

“Don’t get your feathers in a twist Y/N, it was all good things.”

“I already told you all that the answer is no,” said Dabi sternly.

“Huh?”

“We have a mission for you Y/N.”

Your eyes lit up. Dabi groaned, standing up from his seat.

“WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT-”

“You all are finally letting me go on a mission?!”

Since you joined the L.O.V. you always worked behind the scenes. Everyone always insisted that it was because they could handle it without you, and that they would save you for the bigger missions. In reality, someone just wanted to protect you.

“No we aren’t,” huffed Dabi.

“You’re outnumbered staples. She’s going on the mission,” said Spinner. You couldn’t stop smiling.

“Okay so what is it? I can handle it, I swear!”

“Why can’t Toga do it?” questioned Dabi.

“None of us can do it besides Y/N. There’s a reason she hasn’t been on the front line for any missions and why we kept her hidden until now. If we send anyone else but her in there, they’ll recognize us,” explained Shigaraki. You raised a brow.

“Wait am I going undercover or something?”

“So is no one gonna listen to me? Great…”

“Just tell me please?” You whined. Shigaraki sighed.

“So your mission is to go undercover and infiltrate the Hawks Hero Agency. Hawks recently put out that he is looking for a new assistant, so you’ll be applying for the job. Once you have it, we need you to gain as much information as possible. Do whatever it takes to gain his trust. Hawks has a big mouth, and as his assistant he’ll tell you things that he probably shouldn’t. If all goes as planned, we will eventually take over the agency, capturing both him and hopefully Endeavor as well. Got it?”

You tried to process all the information that was being thrown at you. Dabi looked furious.

“This is just a bad idea-”

“I’ll do it.”

“Perfect! It’s settled then!” smiled Toga.

“No it’s not. You’re gonna send Y/N undercover as the number two hero’s assistant and expect her to do whatever it takes to get information?”

“Yes that’s exactly what we are going to do.”

“That is a porno waiting to happen!” huffed Dabi. You chuckled.

“I’ll be careful I promise. Nothing is gonna happen.”

“Mange picked you up some clothes and we made your resume. You interview tomorrow morning.”

“Tomorrow? What happens if I don’t get the job?” You asked.

“We took care of the other applicants,” smirked Toga. You nodded.

“Fuck this…” Dabi stormed out of the room, his hands in his pockets. You sighed.

“I’ll deal with him later, but I swear I can do this. I won’t let you all down.”

The rest of the league looked at you.

“We know you won’t.”

[MHA taglist: @bibly @big-phat-cat @sapphoscolonoscopy @luluwiie @happyheartsss @lealofsblog @iwaisa @bakugousmymassa @evivn1 @bokutory @vangoghmusings @moonlightaangel @misszenin @marajillana @sopesmin @alaina-rose13 @shotoful @runrabbitrun3 @katlingclaw @nerdypuppytimemachine ]

[ao3feed-bnha-girls]

Big League Ink

Big League Ink by RavenZaiyo

In an alternate universe, the League of Villains all work in Shigaraki's Tattoo Shop. In truth, it's probably just a front for Shiggy's adoptive dad's secret work, but Shiggy doesn't have to know that.

Dabi specializes in tattooing on scar tissue. Jin does black and white and does great shading. Magne does beautiful watercolor and delicate designs as well as American Traditional. Shigaraki specializes in "ignorant" tattoos, but he could surprise you. Spinner and Sako are skilled piercers, and Kurogiri holds down the front desk. Toga is a high school student who wants to apprentice, mostly because the moment she stepped into the shop she was more or less adopted by the entire staff. Dabi is struggling to keep his identity a secret from his influential father, mostly because his kid brother has found him and won't leave him alone.

First story in a series that will include an installment of Dabi/Reader and an installment of Jin/OC, maybe more if this gets attention.

Words: 2548, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Big League Ink

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Kurogiri, Shirakumo Oboro, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Toga Himiko, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice & Toga Himiko, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress & Toga Himiko, Hikiishi Kenji | Magne & Toga Himiko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Todoroki Shouto, Kurogiri & Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Dabi | Todoroki Touya & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko

Additional Tags: Found Family, League of Villains Are Not Villains, Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor, i can be pursuaded to write ships, set up fic for two ship fics so far, so be sure to bookmark the series, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress is a Little Shit, Todoroki Shouto is a Little Shit, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Little Shit, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - No Quirks, Hurt/Comfort, Kurogiri is Shirakumo Oboro, Parental Kurogiri, Protective Bubaigawara Jin | Twice, Parental Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Trans Hikiishi Kenji | Magne, Soft Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Gay Todoroki Shouto, Asexual Todoroki Shouto, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Everyone Has Issues, Anxiety Attacks, Head Injury, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice Needs A Hug

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40931403

[pa-panda-heroes]

How’s about hugging the LoV!! or or OR LoV with a cuddly s/o (・∀・)

Anoni, you sent this over a month ago ;;n;; I’m so sorry!! I haven’t even touched tumblr lately OTL

So, how’s about hugging the LOV because I want to hug them and tell them everything’s gonna be okay :’> and because I need someone to hug me and tell me everything’s gonna okay

~🐼

Hugging the LOV!

Tomura:

First off, you can’t tell me this boy isn’t touch- and affection-starved.

If you try to hug him outright when you join the League, he’ll straight up decay your ass.

But if you wait a bit and he starts to coddle up to you... he’ll only threaten to decay you and grumble while you’re wrapped around him.

Also he’s super bony.

He’s pretty thin-statured anyway, right, but when you hug him, it almost feels like you can feel every bone in his body. So sometimes he’ll kinda push you off because surely, that’s not comfortable!

He’s afraid of touching you or returning your hugs most of the time because of his quirk. Which kinda eats him alive. You get to coo and coddle him like the sweet thing you are, and he can’t return the favor. What the hell?!

You’re too good for him, he thinks, so romancing him is no easy deal and has to be done entirely through physical affection (when he allows it) and following him as leader. You gotta trust him with everything you have before he’ll trust (or touch) you.

Most of your hugging happens when no one else is around. He’s the leader, he has to retain respect, after all. But like I said, he’s touch-starved, so he secretly can’t get enough of your hugs and will revel in them.

When he’s feeling down and lonely, you’re the first to know. It doesn’t matter what kind of relationship you have. He’ll show up to your room at 4 in the morning and pound on your door to wake you up, he doesn’t care. Hug him and give him attention, damn it! Love him.

Loves it when you pat his head while you’re hugging him. Treasures it. If you stop suddenly and bring your hand down or something, this man will literally grab your wrist with his thumb and middle finger and plop your hand back on his head.

And if you run your fingers through his hair? He is mush and he will not hesitate to shove his face into your chest to hide the blush.

Mr. Compress

So, this is probably odd, but I can see Mr. Compress being the “dad” of the group I’m sorry Twice but you’re the mom, bud. I really don’t know why

So, if you hug him outright upon meeting him, he won’t exactly like it, but he won’t try to kill you like Tomura. Maybe he’ll give a little pat on your shoulder and an awkward comment to try to get you leave him be.

He is an entertainer, though, so if you hug because you enjoyed one of his tricks? Well, he won’t mind at all and have no fear, dear, he has more up his sleeve!

Definitely gives the kind of hugs where he gives a good pat on your back with one hand and if he’s close to you, cradles your head in the other!

He’s the only member of the LoV who wears a hat, so you gotta be careful not to knock it off his head. If you do, he’ll probably just laugh it off and spin it on his finger or some other neat trick! If he really likes you he’ll plop it on your head!

One of his favorite things to do while he’s hugging you is plop stuff in your hair or in your clothes (like pockets, etc.) to see how long it takes you - or the other members - to notice. Or, he’ll pull stuff from said areas and show it off to you.

Probably the most open out of the whole league to hugging you when you’re feeling bad. You’ll have to go up to him, though, and give some sort of signal that you want a hug.

For some reason, I see Compress as being the only League member to actually wear cologne, so be prepared to smell it! It probably won’t be anything expensive, but it’ll be there.

Thinks it absolutely adorable if you wrap your arms around his neck from his side and just... hang there. That’s one of the quickest ways to get him to fall for ya!

Himiko:

Suuuper huggy herself, although she’d be very confused if you hug her outright while meeting her. Might try to stab you if you do.

But once she warms up to you? She’s constantly hanging off you in a hug. It doesn’t matter what kind of background or relationship with her you have. She’s pretty much always touching you in some way.

If you’re taller, she absolutely will wrap her arms around your neck and lift her feet off the ground, keeping her knees at a 90 degree angle and hanging there. If you’re shorter, though, she’ll definitely try picking you up and lifting you!

Himiko will pout and huff if you deny her a hug, and is not past begging! She’ll give you puppy dog eyes and all! Might even fake cry if she’s particularly clingy...

She loves to rub her cheek against yours (almost like a cat) when you hug, as a sign that she likes you and enjoys your attention. She’s really needy in that aspect.

It’s pretty easy to make her jealous if you hug someone else, but you can easily make it up to her by giving her a big ole hug immediately after. Maybe even head pats. Definitely head pats.

If you’re out on a mission and almost (or actually) get seriously hurt, she’ll rush to you when it’s safe and nearly tackle you in a hug! She literally jumps off the ground to pounce on you.

If you manage to catch this girl’s eye in a romantic way, you best be prepared for allll the hugs and cuddles. And if she sees you hugging someone she doesn’t know, well, you have to physically hold her back from trying to kill the poor sod. Which doesn’t do much. Because they usually end up either dead or hospitalized the next day, depending on your relationship with them.

Because she loves hugs so much, she doesn’t really have a favorite type of hug. But she loves to tickle you unexpectedly while you’re in a consensual armlock!

On a good day, hug her and you’ll smell cherry blossom perfume and fruits. On a bad day, well... we don’t have to talk about that.

Loves to run her arms up and down your back, almost frantically, for some reason.

Twice:

So, I think it’s safe to say Twice will go back and forth between giving out hugs all the time and not at all.

At heart he loves them, but oftentimes when he’s dealing with his trauma especially badly, it just isn’t something he can handle or really wants to do because it takes all of his energy to keep calm and not split.

Would just kinda lean away awkwardly patting your back if you latched onto him early in your career in the League. He doesn’t wanna be rude but- get offa him, you creep!

But it doesn’t take him long to warm up to you, especially if your personality is bright and cheery.

He thinks the League needs someone like that and welcomes you with open arms.

Honestly doesn’t know his own strength and about 87.99% of his hugs are almost bone crushing but bone crushing with a good heart so you honestly can’t hold it against him especially when he pulls up his lower lip in a pout of apology

Do you like getting tossed into the air and spun around like a rag doll when getting a hug? Because hugging Twice is how you get tossed into the air and spun around like a rag doll when getting a hug.

Although, his favorite hugs are the ones from behind.

When he’s feeling particularly down, a quiet hug is the best way to pick him up!

Deadass he would measure you with the false idea of “just in case” he ever needs to make a clone of you for combat reasons, but it’s actually for when he wants a hug from you and you’re not around because he’s just kinda bashful like that sometimes.

If you’re really close, even dating, I think he’d rarely let you see him without his mask. He’s just afraid, it’s not that he doesn’t trust you in some way.

But if you manage to convince him to take it off and actually help him cope even a little, he’ll never let you go. You’d mean too much to him by then.

Dabi:

Absolutely do not try hugging him so early in your joining the League. He won’t threaten to set you on fire, he’ll actually fuckin’ do it.

Even if you banter sarcastically and bitch at one another and you’re overall his type to get along with, it will take him a long time to even get to the point of letting you put a finger on him.

So firstly, you have to ease him into the idea of hugging. Start with something small like standing closer to him than normal, then move to affectionately squeezing his arm. He won’t like it and might nag at you, but he won’t try to barbecue you for it! That’s too small of an interaction and he honestly is too lazy to do anything about it.

Besides, even if he doesn’t know it right then, he doesn’t entirely mind it. He’s gonna keep you at arms’ length, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to, literally.

When you finally upgrade to full-on hugs, he loves it when you bury your nose into his neck. It doesn’t always feel great because of his sensitive skin there, but it’s a cute gesture, he thinks.

Of course, he will ruin it with a snarky or suggestive comment accompanied by a smirk. The horndog.

And god help you if you manage to romance him.

Every time you hug him, he’ll slip his hands into your back pockets if you have any, and if you don’t? They go straight underneath whatever you’re wearing and directly to your underwear - or, if he’s particularly frisky, your plump ass.

When you’re pulling away? He’ll give your ass a nice little pat. That’s loud. Always loud.

But, his favorite hugs are the ones where you’re straddling his lap and he gets to rest his chin on your shoulder. If you have long hair, he usually keeps his distance from it because staples but he loves to smell it, too.

When he’s feeling down, he’s the polar opposite of clingy. Good luck getting him to even tell you - in one word - what emotion he’s feeling, let alone allow you to dote on him.

He really doesn’t love seeing you hugging anyone else, so oftentimes he’ll march over and hug you from behind or something to kind of show who’s boss!

Edit: OH MY GOD I FORGOT SPINNER 😱 I am too sleep-deprived omg how could i??? @meefal thank you for reminding me 😭 I hope I made up for it

Spinner:

Spinner is awkward with hugs! He’s not really used to people hugging him because they’re either afraid his scales will hurt them, or the friction will hurt him.

So when you hug him for the first time, he’s totally awkward and shy but tries to put up a big scary front, mumbling and sputtering something about carrying on the legacy of the Hero Killer: Stain. It pretty much fails. Miserably.

Because it flusters him and he can’t really hide it! But he wants to be all tough and mighty! He’s a villain, now, after all. But he doesn’t entirely mind your hugs at first.

When he’s used to it, though, it’s the best part of his day. You hug him pretty much every time you greet him, and he loves not only your touch but the opportunity to act tough.

He absolute adores it when you cling to his arm! It makes him feel tough and gives him the feeling that he could definitely protect you - and that you trust him to do so.

Oh oh oh but don’t mess up his scarf! He’s a bit sensitive about that, and you can figure why. But otherwise, he doesn’t exactly mind it if you tease him by messing his hair or clothing. Obviously he’s gonna (fake) gripe at you for it.

I’d imagine his body temperature is lower than normal, so he’d be really cool to the touch.

If you manage to romance him, like Dabi, he’d be pretty possessive and love showing you off by letting you like onto him at any given chance.

Like I said before, he loves it when you cling to his arm, but he also loves it when you hug him from behind. It makes him feel sheltered and loved, for some reason.

When he’s feeling low or weak, he’ll definitely rest his forehead on your shoulder, arms hanging at his sides, trying to coax you into cradling him and just holding him.

[decayandfanfics]

The great book of sayings

PAIRINGS: Tomura Shigaraki x FemReader

SUMMARY: He looks at you, his scarlet eyes fixed on yours, burning a hole through your head, every bit the predator he is, but you are as tough as it gets, so, against your better judgment and any well-founded logic, you answer his silent threat, the animalistic look he gives you with nothing less than a fearless smirk, irises burrowing into his pupils.A clever girl. He thinks, finally labeling you inside his head, cursing himself in the very moment he allows his brain to think of you as more than an asset. He is sure (he knows himself enough to know) he’ll think of this moment many times from now on.A clever pretty girl.

Reader is a typical college student until she gets herself tangled with the league of villains.

WARNINGS: Unhealthy/complicated relationships, violence, Tomura being Tomura, mentions of murder, heroes’ abuse of power, smut later.

A/N: I’m trying so hard to write crusty boy here really in character. At least after AfO is taken. Any misspelled words, english is not my native language so i’m trying Helen.

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Chapter 2 / Chapter 3

Give them an inch and they’ll take a mile.

“I need your laptop.” Shigaraki states like it’s the most natural thing to say after some moments of him watching you clean some dishes.

The apartment is full of take-out packaging over the counter and the tables. The smell of food still lingering in the living room where Toga, Magne and Twice watch some Netflix, while Mr. Compress uses the shower. Spinner and Dabi smoke outside in the balcony.

You shake your hands trying to get rid of the water on them, before turning yourself to him.

“are you going to dust it?” you ask hoping he doesn’t do it, because you can’t afford buying another one.

“It is call decaying, and no. I need to make some research.”

It was definitely the hands you think looking at his face. He’s young, maybe a year or two younger than you, maybe older. You cannot truly tell. Now that the disgusting hand lies hidden in his pocket, you feel more at ease in his company, yet you cannot stop your brain from analyzing the dry patches in his face with clinical curiosity.

You dry your hands before heading to your room, taking the laptop with you, a pencil, and a little notebook, before presenting the items to him.

“I didn’t ask you for a pencil or a notebook.” He shots you a suspicious glare.

“No, but…i assumed you could need one.” You sound unsure, but every bit trying not to cross him “I mean…I thought maybe you’ll need to write down something or…if you are doing…some research…of the sorts.” You voice dies slowly on your throat not sure if you offended him in some way. He just looks at you before inspecting the little pages, just to find some old grocery shopping list scattered inside.

“hmm…I guess you are smart.”

You take a look to your now invaded home.

This is weird in so many levels. What would you do If some hero or the police caught a bunch of villains living in your house? Would you be labeled as an accomplice?

“Are you okay?” Jin asks you to get your attention. “You look sick.”

“I’m…I…I’m just a little…surprised. That’s all.”

“She just let a bunch of murderers into her home, Twice. It’s not that difficult.” Dabi answers entering the kitchen.

“You shouldn’t be scared of us, big sister! This is going to be fun!” Toga claims from the couch.

You shrug with a sigh, trying no to read too deep on it, but you need to speak about this. Grasping all the courage you have left; you direct your attention to the leader of the merry band.

“Shigaraki-san.”

“San? Well, that’s new.” he doesn’t look at you, focus on something in the screen with a smirk plastered on his face.

You ignore his comment and try again.

"Shigaraki-san"

“hmm?”

“I-i have no problem with all of you staying. I assume this is something neither of you had planned, and I really, really don’t want to get in trouble with any of you, but…If you are going to stay, I need to stablish some…rules.”

That’s it. You are going to die now. At least you died standing your ground.

Dabi lest out a mocking sound and Spinner winces ready to see you become a pile of dust.

Shigaraki looks at you like you just said something utterly fascinating, not sure if he should laugh at your bravado, just kill you or to respect you for it, his hand already scratching softly over his neck as an amused smile curve his dry lips upward.

There was a time when he would had just lashed out at you, but since his master and Kurogiri went gone, something in him just went…calmer. It was difficult to explain, and he was barely aware of his own change, but he knew he needed to be smarter now. For his sake and everyone’s sake…

Besides, you were cooperating. Maybe you could be useful in more than one way. A valuable asset.

“…okay. Let’s say I want to hear these rules of yours.” He speaks and you can hear the danger in his tone. He’s allowing you to speak at the same time he’s threatening you indirectly. “C´mon…I’m not getting any younger.”

But you are still alive somehow, so you better spit it out soon.

“My home is clean” you begin swallowing hard “it should stay that way, that includes no smoking inside the house. I’m not asking you to clean, but to keep it like it is.”

He looks unimpressed arching a brow “that’s it? Sounds fair.”

“Second” You continue “I’ve worked hard for everything I own. Who breaks pays and I don’t want anyone taking anything from this house without my permission or prying into my stuff.”

“So, no stealing nor breaking.”

“Exactly. Third, no fights nor insults. Fourth, I’m by no means rich, so the eating must be kept in check.”

“well…aren’t you a demanding little thing?”

He stands and circles around you like a predator watching a little bunny, measuring you like you are some rarity, waiting for you to wince or retreat, but you are none the wiser. You won’t give him, any of them, the satisfaction. So, you stay put, weirdly proud in your stand, your eyes fixed in the wall in front of you.

“Tsk. Lucky you I’m not interested in taking hostages, so i guess we have a deal.”

“You seriously are going to take what she says like she’s calling the shots?” Dabi snorts.

“No. I will agree on her terms in exchange of food, bed and bathroom. Besides, her knowledge in medicine will be useful. We are trading something and she’s not asking for anything extraordinary.”

“and she’s my friend.” Twice adds merrily.

“yeah…that too.” Shigaraki states rolling his eyes, siting again in front of the laptop.

“Well. I just want you to know I don’t give a flaying fuck about your rules.”  Dabi spits boringly, before storming out, a cigarette in his lips.

“Excuse Dabi, dear. He’s kinda…rough around the edges” Compress admits leaving the bathroom, freshly showered, wearing some old t-shirt and some joggers.

“Why do you have clothes that big again?” Spinner asks suspicious.

“My dad died two years ago. I still have his clothes.”

“ow…I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay. You didn’t know.”

“My turn! I’m dying for a bath.”

“Hey, Toga-chan…here...” you revolt one drawer in the bathroom looking for something. “I always have some spare toothbrushes. You can have one too, Compress.”

“My dear…aren’t you sweet. Thank you very much.” He winks at you.

“it’s nothing. Make yourselves comfortable, I guess… I’ll leave you the big bedroom, you’ll have to share, there are more blankets in the closet. I’m calling it for the night.”

“Leave your door open.” Shigaraki ordered.

“Shigaraki that’s inapro-“

“she could try to scape through the window.” Shigaraki cuts Toga midsentence.

Your eyes met his gaze. It made sense, really and you couldn’t blame him. Neither of you could actually trust the other, so you just nodded and retire to the spare room, thinking that if they tried to kill you, you were too tired to care. After all, is not like you would know it once you were dead.

Chapter 4

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For

Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud), Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)/Kayama Nemuri (Midnight), Bakugo Katsuki/Kaminari  Denki/Kirishima Eijiro, Iida Tenya/Monoma Neito/ Aoyama Yuuga

Word Count: 2,065 Words

Summary: Tetsutetsu's girl squad has a meeting, Halloween outfits, Sako and Touya are cute, and Kaminari comes out.

Warnings: Teen/Underage Pregnancy Mention, Period/Menstruation Mention, Food Mention, Blood Mention, Cursing, Death Mention, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, let me know if I should add anything else.

Usernames: We Are Number One™ Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust

Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars, Aizawa: hollywoodlivingdead, Shouji: fryingpan, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Aoyama: phantomtown, Honenuki: visualizedragon, Sako: halfminutetomars, Awase: distressparade, Shinokanri: simplestrategy

Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired™ Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals

Oh? Tea-Chapter 5

7:32 AM

We Are Number One™

WHERE?: [pic of Kumo, Ahma, and Sora playing tag with Kaede and Michi]

WHERE?: {pic of Hoshi, Tsuki, and Taiyo drawing with Asahi and Emica]

WHERE?: They're adorable today.

SmolMight: precious.

EdgarAllanCrows: I stan ten (10) good daughters of darkness.

SmolMight: Tokoyami and Dark Shadow helping with the girls is the cutest thing to see. I have been blessed upon witnessing this.

EdgarAllanCrows: They have claimed me as their weird bird uncle. I accept this. I shall cherish and spoil them.

chaoticgaydisaster: Thank god we have you to help, Tokoyami. I can't fucking move.

Emergency Exit: Why can you not move? Are you injured, Touya? Should someone help you to Recovery Girl?

chaoticgaydisaster: no, I'm just having my period and day two hurts more than day one.

lostmymarbles: I'll get your hot water bottle and ice cream.

Dadzawa: I got you excused from your hero training class today. Shoto, do you need to be excused today as well?

WHERE?: As much as I hate the assumption that me and my brother have the same cycle, we do and yes I do need today off hero training class.

mylittlepony: Why do they get off? Aren't periods normal?

SmolMight: they both have issues with their menstrual cycles where Shoto's is very heavy and Touya's is very painful.

mylittlepony: Oh, I get it, please excuse my ignorance of the situation.

chaoticgaydisaster: it's fine, Pony.

WHERE?: it's okay, you didn't know.

Iron Man: Do you two need anything?

HopeSummers: Tetsu, no, you can't abduct them into your little group.

WHERE?: I'm scared to ask, but what group?

Akimichi: Tetsutetsu is the leader of the UA Girls Protection Squad. He helps us all with our monthlies and just generally protects us from the grape gremlin in your class.

WHERE?: I agree to be abducted into this cult you have, Tetsutetsu.

chaoticgaydisaster: same here. let me join your cult.

Iron Man: These are now my children.

glorifiedtextbubble: great, he has more children

t-rex costume: meeting happens in one of you two's rooms tonight.

deadinside: We'll come at the meeting bearing food, tea, heat pads, and movies of you two's choice.

chaoticgaydisaster: I like disney movies.

WHERE?: pixar

SmolMight: oh god, this again.

SmolMight: just bring dreamworks movies. they can't fight over which is better then.

Iron Man: Thanks Midoriya.

SmolMight: you're very welcome. I just don't want to hear them have another pixar versus disney fight tonight.

Dadzawa: alright kids, time for class soon, make sure you're all ready except Yukimura and Todoroki.

4:07 PM

We Are Number One™

Iron Man: We come bearing zaru soba, oyakodon, curry bread, takoyaki, tonjiru, ice cream, and chamomile tea!

chaoticgaydisaster: so much food, jeez.

mystique: Tetsu insisted we make sure you two eat enough since you have bad periods and you might get anemic.

Iron Man: Plus, we also made sure they're all soft enough for you, Touya.

chaoticgaydisaster: hold on, gonna cry right quick.

WHERE?: don't cry too hard, it'll hurt.

chaoticgaydisaster: I know.

Iron Man: omw with the curry bread, tea, and cuddles! Girls, you better catch up, I'm running my way over to them.

chaoticgaydisaster: Thank you, Tetsu.

Iron Man: It's with my greatest honor.

6:24 PM

We Are Number One™

9.8: so what's everyone going as for Halloween?

cena: I'm going as the old school version of Mystique.

Spider-Man: only because I had to convince her to wear clothing and not do the movie version.

cena: you're no fun, Hanta! It's not like they'd see me!

tailfloof: anyway, moving on from the couple in aisle five, I'm going as Winter Soldier.

baby shark: me, Denki, and Katsuki are going as Mitsuki, Boruto, and Sarada

princessbubblegumknockoff: I'd kill to see Bakugo in a Sarada costume but we all know that's gonna be Kaminari.

princessbubblegumknockoff: also I'm goin as Eridan with Hatsume as Feferi.

TheGreatCreator: Me and Jirou are going as Sally from Nightmare before Christmas and Emily from the Corpse Bride. She insisted on scary and I cannot say no.

EdgarAllanCrows: This year, I'm going as a ghost bride. Last year I was a vampire, and the year before I was a witch. But this year, I am a ghost bride.

EdgarAllanCrows: And I have convinced my boyfriends to kind of match with me.

Cthulhu: What he means to say is he's going as a ghost bride, I'm going as a zombie, Koda will be a groom, and Sato is planning to be a skeleton.

Pichu: heh, four stages of life.

EdgarAllanCrows: He gets it. Our plan is working.

Galvan: I'm going as Harley and Ivy.

Emergency Exit: I'm going as the MCU Quicksilver.

immafirinmahlaser: I'm going to be the wonderful Viktor Nikivorov this year.

Dadzawa: I have been roped into group costumes this year

exhausted: what are they, dad, we're all so curious to know, I'm sure.

Dadzawa: you're going with us, don't act surprised.

Dadzawa: Mic and Midnight dragged me and Tensei into dressing up as the main cast of Heathers with Shinsou as a next generation Heather.

cena: which heather are you playing, Mr. Aizawa?

Dadzawa: Chandler with Mic as Macnamara, Midnight as Duke, and Tensei as Veronica.

cena: interesting. and Shinsou?

exhausted: well, ya see, I didn't want to go as JD so Mic came up with my character so it isn't the best character. I'm going as Heather Bay.

cena: and she is?

Dadzawa: Basically Chandler's kid that she gave up. Mic isn't very creative but we stan him anyway.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I think it's cute! you're still going as parent and child!

chaoticgaydisaster: me and Sho decided to go as Freed and Rufus from Fairy Tail.

Jack Skellington: so kinda twins but not really. crafty boys.

shadowclonejutsu: the rest of us ex-league are going as pokemon and Touya was supposed to be vulpix, but he wanted to be almost matchy with Shoto

chaoticgaydisaster: I know, I was supposed to wear a vulpix costume to match my husband being eevee but this is also my first halloween with my brother in well...forever.

princessbubblegumknockoff: Wait, so is this you two's first halloween?

WHERE?: yes. together at least. i've had one with my daughters and touya has had one with the League but we never had one together.

princessbubblegumknockoff: can I join the Fuck Endeavor squad @SmolMight?

SmolMight: I'm just the spokesperson of the Fuck Endeavor Squad. Touya and Shoto are the presidents. But yes, you can join.

princessbubblegumknockoff: good. yeet his stupid ass at the sun.

WHERE?: amen.

chaoticgaydisaster: preach girl.

8:34 PM

We Are Number One™

Pichu: babe, I need cuddles.

WHAT?: I'm on my way

Pichu: god, I love my husband

lostmymarbles: what a mood

chaoticgaydisaster: Atsu! don't make me blush! I have a reputation!

lostmymarbles: My husband is the best. God, I love him. He's amazing.

chaoticgaydisaster: Atsu, you're destroying my reputation!

lostmymarbles: sometimes I still hear him screeching when he blushes.

chaoticgaydisaster: I'm bout to be screeching at you, I'm blushing dammit

WHERE?: [pic of Touya blushing]

WHERE?: he's a tomato now.

chaoticgaydisaster: betrayed by my own brother. Monoma, may I join you on the roof?

HopeSummers: Sure, I guess but I don't want you to die so I'd have to shield you from the ground.

chaoticgaydisaster: worth it

lostmymarbles: babe no!

chaoticgaydisaster: Okay, I guess I won't.

HopeSummers: wow, that was easy.

chaoticgaydisaster: I am a simple man. my husband tells me not to jump off a building and I won't do it.

10:38 PM

We Are Number One™

Dadzawa: the name change paperwork is now done. now it's just the hearing and official birth certificate change.

Emergency Exit: That's great, Mr. Aizawa!

Dadzawa: we're having korokkes to celebrate. me and a few select Chosen Ones™ shall go get ingredients.

chaoticgaydisaster: sweet potato and chicken.

WHERE?: pumpkin and tuna

HopeSummers: Wow, you two have weird cravings.

idontfeelsogood: you should've seen Touya's cravings when he was pregnant.

shadowclonejutsu: It was even weirder combinations.

eye gucci: there was that instance with the pears and mushrooms

WHERE?: mine were bad too. but you can probably already tell that.

Dadzawa: anyway, anyone else want anything different than sweet potato and chicken or pumpkin and tuna

TheGreatCreator: shrimp please and pork for Jirou

shadowclonejutsu: I want shrimp too

SmolMight: I just like cheese in mine, Tokoyami says he likes salmon, Sako says he likes egg.

baby shark: Baku likes ham and cheese, Kami likes mushrooms, and I like shrimp too.

cena: Me and ojiro both like eggplant and Tsu and Mina both like peppers, onions, and cheese

idontfeelsogood: count me in for pepper, onions, and cheese

donthugmeimscared: me too

stopwatch: same here

GuyFieriIsGod: ya know what? I want octopus in mine.

Cthulhu: I second the octopus.

9.8: I like tomato and cheese.

immafirinmahlaser: moi likes ham and cheese as well, reminds me of home.

Spider-Man: spinach and tofu.

GuyFieriIsGod: Koda says kimchi and cheese for him.

Emergency Exit: ...kimchi and cheese as well

princessbubblegumknockoff: oh my god, Iida likes weird food combos too!? revolutionary.

SmolMight: we stan one (1) good fast boy

Dadzawa: and my son likes kimchi and cheese in his too. Ashido, Hagakure, and Yaoyorozu, you three are Chosen™.

Dadzawa: choose who you may to go with you.

cena: I'm bringing Tsu and Ochako.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I'm dragging Mei with me.

TheGreatCreator: I'll bring Jirou

cena: girls only outing with Mr. Aizawa!

Pichu: does that mean I go too?

GuyFieriIsGod: Kami, you're a girl?

Pichu: I'm kinda working on that.

baby shark: you sure you wanna tell everyone?

Pichu: yeah, it's not like they won't find out.

Pichu: I'm in the process of transitioning mtf. I'm just trying to get up enough money to get bottom surgery. then it's just my HRT.

WHERE?: is there a way I can convince you to let me pay for it?

Pichu: I...wait, did you just offer to pay for my bottom surgery?

WHERE?: yes.

Pichu: Todoroki, I can't accept that! I have to earn this myself.

WHERE?: okay

Dadzawa: anyway, girls, come on. (yes, you too Kaminari)

Spider-Man: Hey, Kami, is there a name you've picked out yet?

Pichu: yeah, I was thinking Akari or Uzume. I'm leaning more toward Uzume.

princessbubblegumknockoff: I love our good pichu girl Uzume Kaminari.

Dadzawa: I'll begin the paperwork for getting you switched to the girls dorms if you'd like after we eat.

Pichu: Thank you, Mr. Aizawa!

Dadzawa: I have a clinging pokemon daughter and I couldn't be happier.

princessbubblegumknockoff: [pic of Kaminari hugging Aizawa tightly in the van]

Izukrew

11:04 PM

We Are Number One™

WHERE?: I have an idea for Kaminari.

SmolMight: I'm all ears.

WHERE?: before that happens.

WHERE? has added WHAT? to Izukrew

WHERE?: where does Kaminari work, Bakugo?

WHAT?: Heiwa to Chowa in Kamino. Evening shift from 5 to 10 every day. I have a feeling I know what you and your brother are planning, Fireball.

WHAT?: And I greatly approve of what you're planning. Uzume is a stubborn woman, she won't accept help if she's put her mind to doing it herself. She's only got the last 300 dollars from the cost of the surgery to cover.

WHERE?: Good, thank you. I shall plan accordingly. Touya starts the same shift tomorrow so I have an excuse to be there if questioned.

WHAT?: I'm leaving now. I'll be there to watch at her shift start tomorrow. You better be nice to her.

WHERE?: I may be gay but I know how to treat women, I drink my respecting women juice every morning.

WHAT?: Good, drink your respecting women juice or else I'll explode your face.

WHAT?: With that lovely sentiment.

WHAT? has left Izukrew

9.8: I feel like I just watched a back-alley deal and I love it.

SmolMight: You get used to it. That's just how Kacchan and Shocchan interact with each other now that they're friends.

9.8: Kamino made you two scary close.

WHERE?: we're also pretty close with Shinsou and Bakugo had a real bonding moment with Touya.

WHERE?: you bond pretty well with a person when you're trapped together and happen to have your periods at the same time while kidnapped.

9.8: you got me there.

Emergency Exit: Todoroki, are you going to take money out of your father's card to pay for Kaminari's surgery?

WHERE?: you're getting it Iida. you are correct, that's exactly what I'm doing.

Emergency Exit: Then I shall go with you to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

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[sanchoyo]

Looks like you’re gonna have to gush some more cuz I meant in general uwu🌸

🌺😌🤟 Always happy to! Okay here’s just some General bnha Thoughts ™ Mostly Lov centric. You asked for them, and you said GUSH about them, so here’s. A Lot! :)

This isn’t a lov one but it’s really funny so I thought I’d put it out there:

-when bnha was first gaining traction on tumblr, it was all art of Tsuyu. I have no idea why. People were talking about the funky frog lesbian superhero anime. Maybe it was just the people I was following, maybe it was a general trend, but I LOVED her design!!! my fav color and frogs r super cute!!! And I already loved superhero media, so I was like. I’ll watch it. For Her. SO. FROPPY IS THE REASON I WATCHED/READ BNHA. I went in thinking she was the protag and I was sooo confused when Izuku was... tbh I still think it’d be more interesting if she was lmaooo aus where? ...seriously if anyone has good aus where this is the case send them LOL

-I don’t actually feel that bad abt what Shigaraki’s doing. I still feel bad for him. I’m this post. yes im an apologist. its not my fault hes sexy and has been running around shirtless. hes a lesbian icon like thor is. I want to touch his hair. hes never done anything wrong in his life. he could kill all might, deku, bakugo, whatever, I’d still be sayin this. I don’t feel bad for gt. like. was anyone genuinely attached to him? lmao

-well u know how spinner’s quirk is just sticking to things? We haven’t seen him use it in canon except like, (1) time iirc?? I think this is probably bc he’s embarrassed about it even in front of the league... I loooove the idea that he gets more comfortable with it around them :”) and also how shigaraki. um. does that falling asleep thing while standing up with his eyes open, canonly? (which I still love lmfao) Imagine someone in the league walking in a dark room, turning on the light n just seeing. Spinner upside down, stuck to the ceiling asleep bc heat rises and its Warmer Up There. (cold blooded thing like tsuyu?? come ON give him a big fuzzy coat and scarf...) and Shigaraki in the center of the room, slouched but still standing, eyes open and motionless. Theyre both sleeping. Whomever sees it just...slowly walks out. LMAO

-Toga roller derby au. No deep thoughts I just think she’d be good at it. 

-Toga 100% is a social butterfly and could befriend anyone if they didn’t just judge the fact she was trying to stab them smh :/ (ok but seriously anytime I see cute friendships with her n the other kids im like :) aw. I feel like her and Camie...would be good friends. Camie feels chill enough to be like ‘ok whatever thats totally fine I forgive you!!’ LMAO we love airheads here)

-HOW DID TOGA GET SO GOOD AT FIGHTING? We know she’s been on the run since middle school or so, but good enough to pin Deku down after he’s been formally trained at a ~hero school~ for a while? (she pinned him TWICE I think, once when his arms were messed up, but, the other time as Camie, so? AND THEN WAS ONE OF THE 100 PEOPLE TO GO THRU TO THE 2ND ROUND OF THAT? even tho she didn’t bc she had to leave) good enough to beat Aizawa in a fight and stab him? A professional hero and teacher for YEARS? Is that seriously just street training??? Can people acknowledge how amazing her combat skills and reflexes are??? More Toga appreciation when?? Also her backstory??? SO subversive and incredible, hate when people reduce her to just a ~typical anime yandere~ :/

-Tomura doing stuff with his hands/fingers to train his quirk!!! And to learn to be careful with it!! obv I’m a Big Fan of him playing piano to do this and video games are prob the canon answer, but like, guitar or any stringed instrument that requires Hands would work too. Or knitting/sewing? EMBROIDERING? ??? Please, let me give you the mental image of him knitting aggressively while mentally scheming, watching a twitch streamer or smth too while doing it. (Doing stuff with your hands is a great way to let your mind come up with creative stuff, that’s how I come up with writing/drawing ideas 70% of the time)

-Tomura actually PREFERS cutesty, relaxing games. I mean, he does fighting and bloody stuff irl, games are a way to relax...he’ll play shooters and gta type games with The Lads, but. on his own?? animal crossing. pokemon. kirby games. mario. zelda. BIG ZELDA FAN (not saying this bc I, personally, am biased, but,) slime rancher, stardew valley, funny simulator games... he really enjoys those :”) God forbid he has a kid bc they’re 100% getting named after a viddy game character unless someone can talk him out of it LOL. Toga and Tomura are that animal crossing /doom meme where she’d be asking for doom and him asking for animal crossing :”)

-Bits and pieces of Before are kinda stuck in Kurogiri’s brain, but like. mostly useless stuff the doctor didn’t care about removing. Like, types of clouds. So Tomura kinda picks up on stuff like that. He can just look at clouds and tell you what type they are because Kurogiri used to take him up to high places in the city and point them out to calm Tomura down from a panic attack when he was younger. He can tell you if the sky looks like it’ll rain with a 80% accuracy rate too. 

-Kurogiri left food out for kitties in the alley beside the bar. They weren’t allowed in for Health Reasons (it IS a bar with sanitation standards!!) And Tomura really wouldn’t stop it or encourage it either way so long as Kurogiri did his job, but occasionally would stand outside with Kurogiri and just watch the kitties from a distance. If any approached he’d go back in (lowkey afraid he’d hurt them by touching them :( ) They kinda kept that between them tho, bc they both Know AFO is a big bag of dicks and no fun

-people have pointed out how similar aizawa and tomura look. this was 100% the intention. tomura has a hatecrush on him. THIS IS SO FUNNY AND HORRIBLY AWKWARD FOR KUROGIRI LMAO

-Sako??? Mr. Dramatic?? Opera fan. Drama kid. Like, obviously, but. Really. He is. I feel like he can speak a dozen languages. I also feel like he used to be an overachiever but got too ambitious. He was def some kind of leader at one point of a diff Group or something that fell apart. I LOVE how creative he is with his quirk and the magician theme??? incredible. I don’t show him enough love but I Love Clowns :o)

-I don’t care what their canon heights are. Spinner and Dabi? short kings. My height hcs are (tallest to shortest) Kurogiri, Twice, Sako (who also has heels on his boots and a tall hat, keep in mind), Tomura, Magne (Tomura and Magne are about the same height imo) Toga, Spinner, Dabi. LISTEN. Dabi has short energy. Sorry. it’s true tho

-This is a semi-popular hc I think bc I KNOW I’ve seen it before, but Dabi having Terrible Vision and needing glasses is so so good. (seriously, with burns THAT close to his eyeballs, how could he not?) 

-he tries to be a tough loner coolguy. you’d think he’d smoke, but I hc his ‘weak constitution’ comes with weak lungs (esp from years of a flame quirk?? inhaling smoke over so much time is SO bad for you, most people who die in fires actually die of smoke inhalation...) so he’s got like, an inhaler, can’t smoke, actually gets carsick, needs glasses, overuses quirk to save friends constantly, likes napping, a little awkward and rude. Tomura put him in charge of the vanguard so he’s smart, and good with strategies too, like a nerd. this is the Dabi I wanna see, not the popular fandom version of him tbh also step on hawks one more time sir :”)

-I wish all the lov fics weren’t?? villain!deku like I said earlier, but also, chatfics? I have nothing against them but most of them are just a bombardment of Memes with NO PLOT!!! Listen. text/chatfics CAN have plot and be an interesting way to tell a story. I almost want to write one just to show what I mean...

I know I’ve said I like spinaraki and blackmagic, but I am a multishipper, so a few ships I don’t talk about that I like that involve the lov in some way:

-toga/any of the 1A girls??? or Camie??? super interesting. ALSO in the radio drama, bakugo’s voice actor said Toga was his favorite girl??? so?? bakugo/toga ?? I WANT TO SEE IT. but specifically my fav dynamic with her is when someone ELSE is the one to like her first, it’s what she deserves.

-Kurogiri/aizawa/mic?? any variety of that is also 👌🏻 I also kinda wanna see kurogiri/all might bc. Dads. COME ON. they bond over ‘well, I raised him, and you want to have a part in his life now?? ok. earn it. prove it. I’ll screen you first’ or something LMAO they’re both genuinely concerned for the boy, and SOOO biased. let them bond.

-WAIT WHERE IS THE MIC/COMPRESS CONTENT. THEYRE BOTH DRAMATIC. ENEMIES TO LOVERS?? HELLO??? SOMEONE?? ANYONE. rarepair hours

-giran/twice is cute. like he was hyping him up so much and so ready to go save him...

-dabi/magne where is the content. when. why not everywhere??? I’ve also seen magne/compress which was cute!! or twice/magne? they’re the big sibs of the lov...

-dabi/spinner?? come ON dabi could get over his learned biases and spend time with him and they could hold hands. I want them to.

-dabihawks. Obviously bc the Drama. yes even still, don’t @ me. (also, shigahawks, seen some REAL interesting fics with it tbh) or spinahawks?? adding hawks to a ship is like adding extra chili powder. makes it SPICY dramatic)

-nine/tomura don’t @ me once again. both kinda afo’s playthings, nine obviously was the test for tomura’s new upgrades...they both love their friends...That Scene in the Flower field </3 hmmm tragicships are fun.

-tomura/mirko. more enemies to lovers. big fan of her and bunnies. remember when he wore bunny ears in bnha smash. (ok its crack but. CUTE.) 

-I’ve also seen shiganatsu and shigafuyu and I’m like. these are cute, but also Dabi’s reaction always makes me cry laugh. so good.

-MOST EVERYONE IN THE LOV IS LGBTQA+!!! heres my personal headcanons:

Toga: pan or bi (CANON BASICALLY)

Magne: transwoman (CANON BABEY) bi, leans towards men. (her crush on dabi in bnha smash... uwu content where)

Shuichi: gets sooooo flustered canonly, I think he’d go for the first person Who Hit On Him (I can see him being the target of those mean pranks where someone says ‘my friend likes you!!’ and the friend is like ‘eww!!’ :(((( ) he’s super hesitant for romance, lots of repressed stuff. gay but takes sooo long to realize it bc he thinks most women are conventionally pretty Aesthethically, feels obligated to Like Them, but has bad self esteem so never goes after them, then only likes (1) guy so hes like?? is this allowed?? is this allowed???? (HES LIKE. IN LOVE WITH SHIGARAKI)

Dabi: bi but rly hasn’t ever gotten to date anyone, so he’s actually more reserved about it and while he’ll tease, he absolutely is absent and kinda oblivious (again, I KNOWWWW bnha smash isnt canon, but. my god. when magne is hitting on him and he Just Doesnt Understand.) also hes ace

Tomura: doesn’t care. (just prob says ‘its whatever’) trans/nonbinary (i’M NOT PROJECTING, BUT. :’/) probably goes with like, the label queer if any but doesn’t care much for labels

Kurogiri: bi??? kind of??? I say kind of bc well, I hc U Know Whom as bi, I feel like thatd carry over but he’d be really avoidant to date anyone bc hes gotta Watch His Kid u know? this is gonna sound surprising but I think he’d be the type to be like ‘ok we can have a one night stand/fling BUT it cant get personal bc I have a Job to Do for my Son so don’t get up in your feelings’ and act a little coldly at first or very ..not personable... depending on who it was he’d prob turn around eventually, esp if that person valued his feelings/job :”)

Sako: that mans Not Straight. I hc him as gay and also trans :3c

Twice: Bi and HAS dated prob more than anyone else in the league imo, super comfortable with his sexuality and supportive of everyone else’s :)

ok that’s about all I can think of atm, come back in 5 minutes and my brain will refill with lov headcanons :3 thank you for asking!!

[aobawilliams]

for the ask game - Tsukauchi (i'm still REELING from ur post about him/Compress!! what a GOOD SHIP) and/or Shigaraki!!

Send me a character

Thank you!! And yeah I am now Invested in Tsukauchi/Compress, I think it’s the thief/police dynamic that got me good.

For Tsukauchi:

First impression: I honestly do not remember my first impression of him?? I’m so bad with names and faces and considering it’s been years I probably put him on the “forgettable until proven otherwise” I’m so sorry Tsukauchi you don’t deserve that. I think we first saw him after the USJ arc and it’s been so long;;;

Impression now: He’s cool? He kind of grow on you I guess, we don’t see him often enough. Though I guess I don’t like much how he’s currently doing in Vigilantes :V. He still got huge Dad potential. We haven’t seen him in a while, wonder how he’s doing with the collapse of society.

Favorite moment: If I remember well, when he comfort Izuku after Shigaraki attacked him at the mall? That was great, probably one of the scene I remember the most.

Idea for a story: Well there is the whole Tsukauchi and Mr. Compress having an intense Thief & Detective rivalry over the years that I really like and would love to write one day maybe.

Unpopular opinion: I don’t think I really got one? To be fair I don’t know the popular opinions about him so.

Favorite relationship: Probably Tsukauchi & Gran Torino or Tsukauchi & Aizawa because they are totally the kind to drink tea and roast All Might/Yagi in front of him, in a very “I am telling you you are stupid because you are my friend” kind of way.

Favorite headcanon: His quirk still hasn’t been revealed so there’s no reason he cannot be quirkless and I will stand on that hill as long as I can.

For Shigaraki:

First impression: It’s been years I don’t have that many memories, but I’m browsing through the chapters of his first appearances and, holy shit he’s terrifying. Early Shigaraki really looked unhinged.

Impression now: The fact we got his Tragic Backstory make him more sympathetic, and he’s so clearly a pawn for AfO (especially with the whole taking over his body) that he’s so much less scary than the beginning of the manga even if he’s a lot more stronger? He also got character development with how he cares for the League. I hope Izuku is able to save him in a way that doesn’t negate the fact he’s a villain.

Favorite moment: God maybe not favourite but he was really terrifiying at the mall like, holy shit. I think the scene where he got like, the moth wings or something? Looked really cool?

It’s not a scene where he’s the center but, in chapter 305 where we see smol Izuku holding out his hand to him. This is going to live in my heart.

Idea for a story: More Shigaraki & the League shenanigans, where we see their “human” side without dismissing them being villain I guess.

OR. A role-reversal fic where Izuku got decay as a quirk and Shigaraki is quirkless, just to see how they would grow up in that kind of situation. Like Inko would probably be a victim of Decay’s first activation, Izuku would be bullied for having a villainous quirk instead of because he’s quirkless, would AfO still target Tomura, all of that. (Or maybe, Inko is Nana’s daughter, meaning AfO goes for Izuku in this AU after Inko dies. Kotarou raises Tenko and considering what we know of the first years’ of Tenko’s life this Doesnt Go Well.)

Unpopular opinion: Don’t know how unpopular it is but the fact he deserves to be saved doesn’t mean he’s innocent. He’s still a villain, has still killed people, and forgiveness shouldn’t be a given.

Favorite relationship: Shigaraki & the League, no doubts. If I had to pick someone specific, probably Shigaraki & Twice. I also love the parallels between Shigaraki & Izuku in general.

Favorite headcanon: Not sure if it’s a favourite, but I like the idea of Decay being a quirk that has been given to him by AfO, and that really the whole situation has been orchestrated by him.

[ao3feed-todoroki]

The Corruption of Tenko Shimura

The Corruption of Tenko Shimura by Alexander the great nerd

Sometimes, all it takes is one little change for the world to change. One person being in the right time can turn a villain into a hero, one person reaching out to help can change the entire world for the better.

But sometimes, no matter how much things change...they always turn out the same.

All Tenko wanted was to be good, to make a difference and become a hero like his adopted dad, to show his sister up in heaven that he could follow their dream. What he didn't expect was to be faced with a world where nothing is black or white and a society that is completely apathetic to other people's needs.

All he wanted was to be a hero but then again, isn't the road to hell paved with good intentions? -------- A story about the salvation of one little boy and his eventual corruption as he tries and fails to escape the inevitability of fate.

Words: 460, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Sensei | All For One, Kurogiri, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner, Toga Himiko, Midoriya Izuku, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, League of Villains, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice

Relationships: Dabi | Todoroki Touya/Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Midoriya Izuku & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Kurogiri & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko & Toga Himiko, Bubaigawara Jin | Twice & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Sako Atsuhiro | Mr. Compress & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko & Takami Keigo | Hawks, Iguchi Shuuichi | Spinner & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko

Additional Tags: Hero Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Trans Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Colorblind Shigaraki Tomura, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Corruption, Quirk Discrimination, Anarchy, But only on the weekends, Befriending villains for fun and no profit, Unhealthy Relationships, but just for a while, Okay maybe more than just for a while but it works out, Happy Ending, Protective Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Adopted Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Parental Yagi Toshinori | All Might, he tries, This Kids need Therapy but instead they get anarchy

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33042295

[ichor-and-symbiosis]

(1/2) Can we imagine a 'cool dad' Tomra? His kid is put into a public kindergarten and at first he doesn't show up there because he doesn't want his appearance or attitude to make the other kids or adults bully his kid. But you drag him with one day and the kids are shocked at first and he worries it's bad but then they go ape shit over him and absolutely love him for some reason. They think he's the coolest, and Tomura can't help but like the attention. His kid gets excited to have the cool dad

(2/2) The adults meanwhile are freaking out. One of the parents is a villain! How could he get someone as precious as you?! Parents tell their kids to stay away from Tomura but they don't listen lol, he's cool dad. He starts finding reasons to have you stay home on parent meeting nights if he wants to give the parents/teachers shit for giving you trouble and doesn't want you involved. Don't mess with cool dad, Karen. And he doesn't care if the cookies he brings for the kids aren't gluten free.

Come on, cool dad Tomura taking his kid to the playground and sitting on a bench while wearing sunglasses thinking he's the shit for being a cool dad

You nominate yourself and Tomura to chaperone a field trip. You two are the only ones the kids listen to because you're nice and Tomura's cool dad and they are too hyped up about having cool dad with. They drag him to all the things they wanna show him. They all wanna sit by him on the bus. Eventually the parents go from being fearful of him to being salty and jealous.

The kids are ignorant and know nothing about cool dad, and one day they ask him to play the villain in their pretend game of heros, and he makes that one creepy smile face and the kids are just foaming at their mouths like "COOL DAD WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUU AAAAAAA"

Imagine the entire class wants a sleepover with his kid so they can also hang with cool dad. Tomura doent want them all in their house so he brings them to the PLF headquarters where all the members get to witness a hoard of children following Tomura. The kids get added to a "do not harm" list though because come on, they love their cool dad leader.

It's during the sleepover that the kids see Spinner and from then on he gets to be a playground for the kids whenever they come over . He gets to be a hero along with the kids when they play heros and villains. Mr. Compress also has some kids in awe of his tricks and one or two even ask him to teach them how to do tricks too. Toga does makeovers with them. Dabi helps roast marshmallows. Twice will be great for games. But cool dad is still the coolest.

You can bet that after becoming cool dad that he likes it when you call him daddy in bed.

Breaking news: The PLF has just announced that they will be opening their own daycare.....

peachy you went ham in my inbox, i dont even know what to add here lmaooo