#tom cable

[faggotthatwilldie]

Hey dude what are you doing with that cigarette and why is there a blond boy with a grief not yet stricken twinkling in his eye why are you smoking out of the school window isn’t this going to like trigger a whole chain of traumatic events.. no not for you, the guy standing next to you the gay blond on

[carduelism]

That phase in the special interest where I’m just doing random shit.what is going on folks hi hello hey

[theotherwoman69]

Didn't Tom Cable like bully Andy? And doesn't it make Kitsey even a bigger asshole?

[sneakydraws]

i wanna see fifty five goldfinch pieces 💔💔

OKAY!! So I have this little series I like to call the great decompartmentalisation of Theo decker... Let me walk you through it. I promise there's art after the massive paragraph of meandering analysis alright

You know how Theo's life is segmented into these distinct episodes? And how he himself is split into multiple different identities, and how much shame and fear there is associated with the idea of those identities mixing? For example: the straight a student living a completely, delusionally idyllic life with his adoring mother and the vanilla teenage troublemaker breaking into people's summer homes with his shady homoerotic bestie. When the two identities come into contact via his suspension, it leads to the most traumatic event in Theo's life, and honestly I suspect that might be the origin of this tendency towards compartmentalisation... I could go through the whole book here but the most prominent examples are Theo panicking at the thought of Mrs Barbour or his therapist finding out about Hobie, his cutting himself off from New York when in Vegas with his other shady homoerotic bestie (the amount of times Vegas is compared to an alien planet...) and his dual post timeskip identifies of charming antiques salesman/fraudulent art stealing junkie. And this often manifests in Theo's reluctance to let people from his different periods interact - see him rushing to stop Boris from talking to Pippa, and him keeping Hobie in the dark about the blackmail, and isn't it kind of weird that the barbours - Theo's soon to be legal family - don't really interact with Hobie and Pippa? Anyway. Basically I thought it would be cool to make a series of little vignettes of theo allowing the people and places and things that represent various versions of Him to interact and thus symbolically healing the disconnected parts of himself... Or something. I have more ideas scribbled down but somehow the only ones I ended up with proper art for is the various holidays (which, holidays are also a weirdly prevalent theme in tgf? Idk whats up with that but it's a good tool for this purpose) so we have:

Christmas Eve at Boris's, featuring Pippa and Hobie - I feel kinda bad for only ever portraying Boris with polish customs but let's be real I'm just using him to show off my own heritage lol. In Poland the main Xmas celebrations happen on Xmas Eve, traditionally with the appearance of the first star in the sky. You eat the mostly inoffensive barszcz as well some truly vile shit, such as mushroom and cabbage dumplings, mushroom and cabbage salad, other items made of mushrooms and cabbage, and finally the most disgusting dish of my life: Jewish style carp. No, it's not quite the same thing as gefiltefish, although that's the Wikipedia page you might use to get to the actual dish. All washed down with compote which I hate. You also break and eat communion wafers while wishing each other stuff, which Pippa is doing with popchyk here hehe

Christmas breakfast as a little bonus despite it not having much of a tradition - I associate it with lots of hams/cured meats, gherkins and maybe Tatar sauce (yum). Much superior to the Xmas dinner imho. Really I just wanted Theo and Boris to have a moment to themselves haha

Christmas proper at the barbours, featuring Boris and Tom cable! I could talk about all the tension and who's diffusing it but honestly I think y'all can draw your own conclusions lol. I just think it would be really funny for the infamous dis-engaged couple to each bring their delinquent boytoys and for Boris the drug dealer to actually come out looking superior

Vegetarian friendly Thanksgiving at Hobie's, as tradition requires! I think he'd love to throw one of his big Thanksgiving parties purely for all of Theo's families to get to know each other... you know, kind of an elaboration on that Thanksgiving illustration I drew a while back! This would be before all the Christmases I think. Boris is winning Mrs Barbour over with his roguish charm lol I think old ladies would like him... Theo in the corner freaking the hell out as per this project's mission statement lmao

And on a slightly different note I wanted Theo Pippa and Hobie to all visit weltys grave. I'm borrowing slightly from the polish tradition of all saint's day, when you clean, decorate and light candles on the graves of loved ones.

[undescribed1mage]

Tom Cable is such a funny character like imagine smoking cigarettes with this kid, he gets in trouble for it and on the day of the meeting with the school his mother dies from a bomb, then you say directly to his face 'Yeah, my mom blew up about that too.' DITCH HIM then return 11 ish years later to steal his fiance.

[buck-yyyy]

“we were supposed to be meeting the principal. you know, about the cigarettes?”

“oh, yeah, my mom blew up over that too”

PROLONGED EYE CONTACT

[suzieloveships]

The way Michael Fassbender and James Mcavoy talked about Erik and Charles and how Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds talked about Logan and Wade but also how Josh Brolin talked Wade and Nate and him calling a scene where DP falls balls first on Cable's face a "sex scene" and also Tom Hardy saying that Eddie and Venom "are aligned by the stars, are meant to be"...

I hope Joseph Quinn knows I expect similar energy from him next year if someone ask him about Johnny and Peter relationship while he is promoting Fantastic Four

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Crunch ‘n Munch Marvel Super Heroes 2nd Edition (1994) Back of Cards / Artist: Tom Raney

[fionapplespiano]

Tom Brevoort's whole "Scott and Jean having kids will age them" thing is kinda unfounded. (an analysis)

First of all, Tom Brevoort has stated that he believes that Scott and Jean are 28 years old, the same age as Peter Parker.

However, using the rule that four years our time is one year in the marvel universe, that claim simply isn't true. Scott and Jean debuted a little over 60 years ago, when they were 15-16 years old. 60 divided by 4 equals 15, so 16 + 15 means they are 31 years old as of right now.

But it should be noted that it was said that Jean was 24 years old when she died during the Dark Phoenix Saga, which was 44 years ago. 44 divided by 4 equals 11, so by that metric, Scott and Jean are 35.

So, Scott and Jean are NOT 28 years old, they're most likely somewhere between 31 and 35 years old in the current cannon.

Regardless of where you stand with their ages, one thing we can all agree on is that they are canonically older than Cannonball and Jubilee. And yet, they both have kids...

I mean, yeah, having a kid ages them a bit. But that's because they aren't in their 20s anymore? They were the first X-Men, so they're older than most of the other X-Men.

Also, they already kinda have a kid? In Cable? I mean, he wasn't born to Jean, he was born to her clone Madelyne Pryor. But she still raised him after Madelyne tried sacrificing him to demons.

But the problem is that Cable had to be raised in the future due to some techno-organic virus bullshit (I've never been a fan of the storyline), and they could only raise him until he turned 13.

Cable is 100% Scott and Jean's baby boy. But us Jott fans want them to have a baby they can raise in present day from start to finish.

I don't Rachel really counts, because I think she was around 18 years old when she came to the 616 universe. And I don't think they even remember Nate Grey...the writers certainly don't!

So, since they're already parents, are the first members of the X-Men, and X-Men that are canonically younger than them have kids themselves, how would them having another child be detrimental?

Listen, I get that we all have preferences, and not every couple needs to have a kid. But in the same breath, not every superhero needs to be a bachelor in their 20s, it's okay to let them evolve and let them get married or have kids.

If there's any X-Men couple that should have a child (that they don't have to send to the future) and be the Reed and Sue of the X-Men, it should be Jean and Scott.

Plus, Jean promised Rachel all the way back in the 90s that they would have the 616 version of her. It's rude to keep her waiting!

That's one way of saying you're gonna raw dog it tonight

So yeah, that's my rant for tonight. Scott and Jean are my favorite couple, and I know that I speak for a lot of Jott fans when I say that they should have a kid.

I think it would allow their relationship to evolve in a beautiful way ❤️❤️❤️

(p.s While we're at it, can we give Peter his marriage back? He's allowed to evolve too)

[thingsasbarcodes]

Deadpool 2 (2018)

[chasing-caws]

I’ve discovered a Mandela effect on at least myself.

I vividly remember Deadpool saying “you killed Black Tom you racist fuck!” To Cable in Deadpool 2 but on subsequent rewatches he says “you killed Black Tom you racist son of a bitch!” I’m so confused because I VIVIDLY remember him saying “you racist fuck” and emphasizing the fuck in anger and faux grief. Does anyone else remember it as “you racist fuck” instead of “you racist son of a bitch” or am I just insane????

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

imagine not liking tom paris he’s so ride or die that he was like i’m fully risking my life for this dude i just met yesterday and interacted with maybe for a total of like ten minutes . in the first episode

[carduelism]

On some “Tom Cable, in particular, avoided me as assiduously as if I were a girl he'd dumped.” Shit rn. Theo x Tom you are in my brain

[seraphimhalo]

lil fanart of what I imagined the characters in fortisfilia's amazing Tom x reader ff "Promised" book 1 (au Tom grows up with his grandfather and uncle)

Not sure if there was any clear appearance descriptions on Camille (blonde) or Benjamin (redhead), so correct me if im wrong! I also dunno if the reader was meant to be placed in slytherin (I think it was a house flexible character??) but I made her a hufflepuff cause I am one, and Tom as ... yk Tom

Btw the author did an amazing job on this ff!! The relationship growths and how Tom grows to have new friends are heartwarming and I just loved this gang✨️✨️✨️Go check the series out, leave kudos and comments!!

[artofpandarson]

Cable of Finland

Also in the collection:

Binderman - Biderman - Deadbinary

[sparklygraves]

lol!! so true!

dang— this got me thinking about how Tom is like a blander, shallower version of Boris.

Boris has so much chaos & coolness, but also underneath all that there’s this bright burning love not only for Theo, but for all sweet people in pain & little gay dogs!

(meanwhile, Tom seems kind of all surface. but to be fair! we don’t get to see him much & mostly at the beginning of the book. maybe he’s complicated & beautiful too.)

Reading the parts about Tom and wow, did Theo have a type.