#toliet bound hanako kun x reader incorrect quotes

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(Y/N): In this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted.

Lemon: I’m literally begging you to stop.

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Kou: I hope we can be as cool as you in 30 years!

Tsuchigomori: Does he think I’m fifty?

(Y/N): No, he’s just really bad at math.

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Supernatural!(Y/N): Do you ever think about how your skeleton is wet?

Teru: I never have, but thanks for ruining my life.

(Y/N): Don't worry! There will come a time where it won't be!

Teru: Thanks! Even worse!

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(Y/N): You played us like a fiddle!

Teru: Oh no, (Y/N). Fiddles are actually difficult to play.

Teru: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Teru, after being hit in the head: I hope you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated.

Supernatural!(Y/N): Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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(Y/N): [walks into a room]

Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

(Y/N): Oh. So this is what you’ve been planning in secret. I thought you guys were planning to kill me.

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[playing scrabble]

Yashiro: I will put down my ‘A’ to make ‘A’.

Akane: I will add to your ‘A’ to make ‘AT’.

Kou: I will add to your ‘AT’ to make ‘RAT’.

Teru: I will add to your ‘RAT’ to make ‘BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC’.

(Y/N):

(Y/N): [flips the board]

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(Y/N): It’s do or die.

Tsuchigomori: Hey, I’ve died twice.

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Exorcist!(Y/N): [slaps the captive supernatural]

Teru: (Y/N), you've got to ask him a question first.

(Y/N): Oh yeah. What color is my underwear?

(Y/N): [slaps the supernatural again]

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Teru: What’s the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?

(Y/N): “Don’t be an idiot”. Changed my life.

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Teru: Was that really necessary?

Supernatural!(Y/N): No, but it was dope.

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Aoi, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Sakura, pulling out an uno card: +4

Yashiro, pulling out a Pokémon card: Leafeon, I choose you

(Y/N), trembling: what are we playing

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Hanako: Listen, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?

(Y/N): All the time!

Hanako: Then you should be used to it!

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Yashiro: I don’t even wanna talk to her until I know for sure that she’s gay!

(Y/N): Hmm...

Yashiro: Wait, what are you d-

(Y/N): Excuse me, Aoi! What color lipstick are you wearing?

Aoi: Oh, I don’t wear lipstick! Just chapstick.

(Y/N): Oh, nice!

(Y/N): [walking past Yashiro] Gay.

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Hanako: Can you not stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic.

(Y/N): What’s claustrophobic?

Kou: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.

Yashiro: No it doesn-

(Y/N): HO HO HO!

Yashiro: STOP IT (Y/N), YOU’RE SCARING HIM!

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Tsukasa: I have an idea.

(Y/N): No murder.

Tsukasa: I no longer have an idea.