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I truly do think one of the largest pitfalls among the "media consumption is my passion" crowd is the tendency to treat characters as human beings with agency rather than narrative tools manipulated by the author
#as soon as you start assigning agency to characters any criticism of the series comes under strawman fallacy arguments#about how humans make irrational choices not always understood by others etc etc etc#thus insulating the author and the work from any sort of meaningful criticism or analysis#i think current popular advice on character writing overemphasizes relatability and likability at the expense of narrative relevance#it certainly isn't hurtful to do exercises where you think about their coffee order or favourite animal or preferred toilet paper brand#but none of that matters in the end if you have no idea what purpose a character is supposed to serve in a literary sense
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things i think buddie would argue about after moving in together: buying organic, the tupperware cabinet, couch throw pillows, the coffee maker
#yes i will elaborate#yk bucks buying all organic and name brand. eddie only buys organic or name brand if buck or chris want it. otherwise its gonna be generic#like if chris wants cheezits then hes getting cheezits if buck wants organic fruit leather then buck is getting his organic fruit leather#but if eddie wants oreos hes getting twist and shouts or sandwich creme cookies or whatever generic brand is available#every grocery trip is like just grab organic lettuce eddie. it doesnt matter buck just cuz theres no dirt on it doesnt mean its not lettuce#and the tupperware cabinet at the diaz (buck changes his last name to diaz okay he told me himself) house is crazy#i just know bucks tupperware cabinet in the loft is organized like crazy prob has labels or something. have you seen his immaculate kitchen#eddies tupperware cabinet is based on vibes. he tries to keep it organized but chris keeps coming home with more for some reason and theyre#all different sizes and theres no good way to condense them so theyre all just kinda in there and the cabinet closes so thats good enough#and that cabinet is the bane of bucks existence bc eddie let him have free rein over organizing everything else in the kitchen except#the tupperware cabinet#seriously eddie why cant we just throw some of these away and make some room in here?#oh suddenly mr we need to buy organic sustainably grown toilet paper wants to throw plastic directly into a landfill? absolutely not buck#and about the throw pillows#i just know mr eddie diaz loves home goods hes prob a member of the finders club or something#that man is decorating for all holidays and changes the pillows every season (canon) and buck well. weve seen the loft its the bare minimum#eddie comes back from home goods with a new pillow set and buck is like. eddie. eddie we have a dozen pillows already why do we need more??#none of the old ones match the new painting.#the new painting?? what new painting???#the coffee maker is a constant battle#because buck has had a hildy coffee maker for years and when he tried to set it up at eddies eddie was like. no. get that out of my house#and bucks like your house?? i thought this was our house 😔😔😔#oh baby i didnt mean that ofc its our house everything of mine is also yours#so i can set up hildy in our house right?#no.#and so buck is always dramatic as hell whenever he makes a pot of coffee.#oh if only i could set the brew cycle to match our work schedule. oh imagine how much we could save on the electric bill if it could put#itself to sleep after brewing. eddie. eds. babe if we could brew coffee from our phones then we could cuddle longer in the mornings#buck no. that thing is not allowed in this house.
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Sure we can question colour palettes and toothpaste flavours, but what flavour shampoo does this man use?!!
OLD SPICE, BABEY !!!!!! at least that's what i always joke he uses, anyway! bearglove or nightpanther perhaps, whatever those smell like.... the scent doesn't really matter, so long as his hair's clean!
with rosemary's inclusion in the complex though, & with his adapting the place as WELL as it's accessories more to her liking, he probably ends up using whatever shampoo she likes in the end. which may or may not make him smell violently of apples(?)
#anonymous#inbox#Narrator tag#TSP blogging#i mean the office musk is going to just reimbue itself into him so it doesn't matter but#fresh out of the shower? the delicious sting of old man shampoo#either that or like. you know. irish spring ( i don't know if they have shampoos )#you think i don't have an answer for every question like this? because i do#guess what he's also using non name brand toilet paper to wipe his ASS
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Twenty rolls of toilet paper found in a dumpster enclosure.
#dumpster#dump#dumpster dive#throwing away money#freegan#kids toys#brand name#dumpster diving#free stuff#brand new#toilet#toilet paper
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Toilet Paper Branding
Ok, stick with me on this one: So we know there’s this skyscraper downtown that’s got a stylized tennis ball on the top of it.
One way to think of this is that a tennis ball is so common (there are tennis balls in every episode) that it’s like a symbol of dog culture, like putting a national symbol on a building…
…or maybe it’s a corporate logo for some big-deal corporate entity in the Bluey universe. I’m going to assume it’s a corporate logo for the sake of this write-up. Call it Tennis Ball Co. or something like that.
Here’s a good shot of it from “Ice Cream”.
Keep that in mind.
In the episode “Kids”, we’re in a supermarket, and in one part of it, we spend time in the toilet paper aisle.
Look, there are four five brands, each with distinct different packaging.
1. Along the top shelf, I’m calling that one “IGY” brand.
2. Beside Bingo, I’m calling that “wiggle line” brand.
3. To the left of the supermarket employee, call that “paw” brand.
4. And the one Dad is sort of sitting in a throne of: “tennis ball” brand.
Here’s a better close up. “Tennis ball” brand on the left, and an additional (fifth) brand, call that “inkblot” brand, on top of some “wiggle line” brand on the right side of Bluey.
Tennis ball brand?
Wow, given how much tennis balls are seen at Bluey’s home and how much of a beloved item a tennis ball seemingly is in Bluey-society, you’d think that would be a highly popular brand… especially with their head office in the downtown, right?
…look at that: Bluey’s family is a “wiggle line” family when it comes to toilet paper. (From the “Easter” episode.)
(And bonus separate TP fun fact: they hang it so it hangs over the top.)
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Season 1, Episode 2: The Ties that Bind
Favorite moment: Every time Daryll decides to carry Gartok around as if he's a dog is very funny. And of course, the beautiful moment near the end that pays off much much later, which I will not spoil here.
Favorite quote: "Freddie, it's fine." If you know, you know.
General thoughts: It's interesting that there's no intro on this one. I had forgotten about that. And I do miss the days when the dad (now teen) facts were short and sweet.
This episode is definitely not one of my favorites. However, I love the payoff that it has later. They really took an episode that was just a little side quest and made it so much more important. Now, I didn't find the show until the fun stuff had been added in later, and my first time listening, I had to rewind and re-listen because I was very confused. And then I promptly forgot about it until it came back around.
I also sometimes forget that the seeds of the Doodler were planted right from the beginning. It's great storytelling, even if they didn't know where they were going with it yet. It was enough to throw it in there and see what would happen.
And now we're off to Neverwinter...
#dungeons and daddies#dndads#s1 ep2#the ties that bind#my dumb thoughts#im hyperfixating again#Spotify#man i love what the doodler has become#love the player shenanigans that made this episode matter#store brand toilet paper is definitely not the way to go#ron is right on this one
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had a dream that i was in a big fancy house and when i went into the bathroom there was a black toilet with a screen on the back that played a tommy cash (fragrance?) ad and the toilet paper had his name printed on it
#honestly this is so on brand for him#i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s already done this and i just didn’t know about#for some reason i find the toilet paper extremely funny#like in my head it gets printed as you unroll it#tommy cash#fruity dreams
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resident runaway here: if you're getting an air fryer, don't also get a toaster oven. toaster ovens are great (much better than pop-up toasters, 100% agree) but counter space is something that runs out fast. pick one or the other, they're not that different. (for me personally I've found that between the two, the air fryer has more versatility. I make toast in mine all the time. but ymmv!)
also I always recommend getting a french press or even a phin instead of a keurig or other big hulking machine. they're much cheaper, easier to clean and maintain, and better for the environment while not taking much more time to use. moka pots are good too but you'll need a stove instead of just a kettle.
and if you're pretty sure you'll have access to a stove (including one of those single camp butane burners), don't worry about the panini press unless you're sure you have the room. again, they're great but they take up a lot of space. and if you can only own one (1) pan (as I did for a while) take the L and get yourself some cast iron *if* you have an oven also (you'll need to season it now and then just to stop it from rusting), or a good nonstick pan if you don't. (of course this is not important unless you'll only be able to afford a single pan, but having been there, it's good to have a place to start just in case.)
also if you can get access to an ethnic grocery store like an asian market or something, it's often cheaper to buy a 15-pound bag of rice and keep a couple of green teabags and bay leaves inside of it to keep bugs out than buying a bunch of 2-pound bags from other grocery stores.
also you can cheap out on toothpaste (generic/cheap is perfectly fine) and toothbrushes but don't do it for shaving cream, especially if you shave your face.
and if you *do* shave your face, getting a proper safety razor and a few boxes of blades will get you a better shave for *far* cheaper than even the shitty cheap disposables, even if you use a fresh blade every single day. just make sure you have a blade bank or sharps container. (caveat: using a safety razor does have a skill curve, but there are tons of forums full of weird (affectionate) wet shave enthusiasts and hella tutorials on youtube on how to use it if you're keen on trying it out
Kitchen appliances I would recommend purchasing when moving out on your own:
Air fryer
One of those panini press grill things (not only can you make sandwiches but you can grill chicken and steak if you have an expensive model)
Rice cooker (not only good for rice but quinoa and any other grain, alternatively you could buy an Instapot)
Electric kettle (depends on how much tea you drink but it’s good for boiling water for cleaning and preheating water for pasta etc)
Kitchen appliances I would not recommend buying when you move out on your own:
Counter top coffee maker (you should not be drinking an entire pot of coffee on your own and it will be stale by the time you get to the bottom, plus these bitches suck to clean, Keurigs, French presses and stove top percolators where you make one or two cups at a time are more practical for a single person)
#all that said absolutely yes to electric kettle and rice cooker!!! omg!!!!!#definitely get yourself a nice little 40 dollar rice cooker it will serve you well for years#instant pots are also very good I agree and while ime they actually make mediocre rice they're great for everything else#also you can buy generic otc medication I promise the target-brand ibuprofin works just as well as name-brand advil#you can sometimes cheap out on tissues but not always some cheap store brands will scratch your nose up so that's trial and error#seconding toilet paper though oh my god#pls for your own sake just get the decently good stuff#also tbh while air fryers are convenient I don't think they are strictly necessary if you have an oven#if you have the space and the money then like fine I guess but don't bend over backwards to prioritize one
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The Best and Worst Toilet Paper, Paper Towel, and Facial Tissue Brands
In the world of personal and household paper products, not all brands are created equal. Whether it's for dealing with a cold, cleaning up spills, or simply having a reliable product on hand, choosing the right brand can make a significant difference in comfort and utility. In this article, we compare Kleenex tissues with other popular brands, highlighting why Kleenex is the preferred choice for many households.
Kleenex Tissues: The Benchmark of Quality
Kleenex has been a trusted name in households worldwide for nearly a century. Known for their softness, durability, and absorbency, Kleenex tissues consistently deliver comfort and effectiveness in every sheet. Let’s explore some of the reasons why Kleenex remains at the top:
Softness: Kleenex tissues are crafted with high-quality fibers that offer an incredibly soft touch, making them gentle on sensitive skin. Whether you're wiping a tear or blowing your nose, the soothing texture is unmatched.
Absorbency: Engineered to handle substantial amounts of moisture, Kleenex tissues efficiently absorb without tearing, making them ideal for both personal use and minor cleaning tasks.
Variety: Kleenex offers a range of products, from ultra-soft and lotion-infused tissues to environmentally friendly options, ensuring there's a perfect tissue for every need.
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just like the kardashians (worse, actually) everything I've learned about the princess of spain has been completely against my will
#google WILL tell you what that family wears 4 every stupid inane national holiday but most importantly what they wear to take the trash out#and what toilet paper brand they use to wipe#who is consuming this content pleaseeeee 😭
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31 and 32 for the unusual asks memes!
Okay okay so,
3 favorite boy names: i don't have too strong of an opinion on that, but I'd say Filip (or Philip), Oliver and Dimitr
3 favorite girl names: now, I have so many of these, and a lot of them either don't exist in polish or don't sound as nice, but right now I'll go with Grace, Regina and Zofia
#i hate what polish language does with the pronounciation of regina because the g sounds like in the word gluttony#also there's a brand of toilet paper here called that x)
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They on a roll?
Both rolls have 258 sheets (had**) Both are double plyBoth claim to be soft and gentle to, well you know One is known as a white label brandOne is a well known brand One costs $2.48 a rollThe other $1.24 a roll Is a brand name worth double for name recognition?Or is it just an expensive pain in the…well you know **hey, I was a using one.
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#acceptance#blog#brand#comparison#comsumer#cost#expensive#mentality#naming#pricing#products#recognition#toilet paper
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On ineffective boycotts, years ago when tr*mp was elected there were a whole bunch of calls to boycott various companies and industrial figureheads, with these big info graphics with all the logos of all the brands under the company umbrella.
And the one that I'm reminded of now is the one where almost every single paper product was listed, like every brand of toilet paper and paper towel that is commonly available. Because if y'all arent aware, most things are made in the same handful of factories that are owned by like the same handful of people/management groups, they just change the labels on the packaging. So the only way to effectively participate in this boycott would be to not buy whatever TP that was available at your local grocery store and hunt down a more expensive brand that you'd have to special order.
And these graphics didnt even mention what would be a "good" brand to buy, just "here's a list of brands x terrible person profits from, stop buying these".
I got this from another post, but the invisible hand of the market finds itself around a lot of throats
#idk what my greater point is other than 'no ethical consumption under capitalism' something something#anyway when making your decision on who to vote for consider who's fighting monopolies and enforcing anti-trust laws#b/c we'd have way less instances of 'one guy basically owns all toilet paper brands' if we enforced those
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soap has a piss kink, but not in the way you would think.
he doesn’t want you to piss on him, though he certainly wouldn’t deny the opportunity. more so that he likes watching you pee. he’ll follow you to the bathroom like an obedient puppy, sit at your feet while your panties lay by your ankles. he’ll squish his cheek right up against your knee and spread your legs, gazing lovingly at his favorite part of you. it makes you uncomfortable, at first, trying to press your knees together to hide him from your view. but he's stubborn in the way he's stubborn about how he takes his coffee, in the way he makes you kiss his cheek before he leaves for the day.
so you relent and spread your legs, feel the warm flow of piss as soap’s eyes dilate, watching with rapt fascination. you don’t get it, you mumble to him as he reaches for the toilet paper to wipe you dry. all he does is press a fond kiss to your knee and helps you up, panties snug on your waist when he’s done.
it becomes a habit to go with you to the bathroom when he’s home. when he doesn’t immediately get up to go with you, you’ll wait, hand outstretched. it becomes a comfort, that he’ll be with you no matter what. you miss him when he’s away, the spot on your knee where he would press himself seemingly colder than the rest of your body.
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you start to take videos for him. you feel a bit silly, a bit dirty in a way that scrapes at your brain unpleasantly, but you’d do anything for him so you take a deep breathe before you start, and then click record. it’s awkward, at first, getting the angle correct. making sure your arm wasn’t in the way, that it wasn’t focused only on the toilet itself.
it took a few tries but when you were finally satisfied with it, the lighting and the volume just right, you send it off to him with trembling fingers, heart rabbiting as you wait for him to reply. you don’t know why you’re so nervous, he was the one that started this.
you didn’t have to wait long, a little heart reaction on your video followed by so many heart emojis, you had to scroll to reach the bottom. you giggle, heat flooding your cheeks at the caps locked praise, absolutely chuffed with his reaction.
as you wait for him to get home, you bite at your nail, suddenly shy about what you’ve done. he’s quick to abate the worries you didn’t even have a chance to voice when he comes in, large paws cradling your face so sweetly, pressing kisses across the bridge of your nose and cheeks, finally melding his mouth with yours to swallow your happy sounds.
“ah love ye so much,” he presses his adoration into your skin, burning like a brand, warm like the sun. “ah don’t know what ah did to deserve ye,” he says, awe laced into each word.
you wrap your arms around his neck to cradle him close, nails scratching affectionately at the nape of his neck. “i love you too,” you whisper into his skin, burying any reservations you may have had left into the confession, feeling like you swallowed a star with how he crushes you back.
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it’s dark when you wake, the glow-in-the-dark stars faint on the ceiling. you’re not meant to be up this early, and you pout a bit into your pillow when your attempt to fall back asleep doesn’t work. soap’s arm is secure around your waist, an anchor in the black of the room.
“johnny,” you whisper, shaking his arm as you try to wriggle from his grip. you need to pee and you’d rather do it in the bathroom.
“johnny,” you whine, when he doesn’t show any sign of waking up. now that you’ve thought about how badly you need to pee, you can’t stop thinking about it, making it worse.
“ugh!” you huff as you shove his arm off you, almost near rolling out of bed in your attempt to free yourself. you stub your toe on his boot next, and you silently curse him as you hobble to the bathroom, hands along the walls as a guide.
you settle yourself on the toilet, sighing as you wait for the warmth to start. but it doesn’t, and you get even more frustrated because you’re sleepy, your toe hurts, and you just want to crawl back into bed with johnny.
“y’abandoned me,” comes from the doorway, the light flickering on as you startle, a noise between a gasp and a whine caught in your throat — not only by the light, but also the pouting scot that slinks his way to the floor between your legs, cheek nestled on your knee.
"s'too bright," you complain, bowing your head to rest on top of his mohawk, flattened by the pillows. he hums in agreement.
"you didn't need to join me," you say, after a moment's silence, and still unable to go to the bathroom.
"ah missed ye," he speaks mostly into your skin, and you relax back against the seat, cradling his face for comfort. "now go 'n be a good lass 'n pee so we can go back to sleep."
you snort softly, and you finally feel the relief of warmth from between your legs, keeping soap close as you slip back into a gentle sort of sleepy consciousness, content to have him there.
"tha's my girl."
#ink by bambi#piss kink#soap mactavish x you#soap mactavish x reader#johnny mactavish x you#johnny mactavish x reader#soap mactavish imagine#johnny mactavish imagine#soap mactavish#johnny mactavish#cod x reader#cod x you#almost made this ghoap but haven't written enough for soap alone so he gets to be in this by himself as a treat
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