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enii · 6 months ago

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jessythebunny · 3 months ago

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Jessy (me): huh? What is that? What the.. Oh shi-!

*to be continued*

#Are y'all trying to kill me?#today is not my day #Asks #ask response #jessy answers ✌🏻✨#gacha #gacha oc #gacha life #gacha club #gacha life 2 #gacha community #gacha games #fypシ #viral #jessy the bunny 🐰🌺#jessy is out of connection #jessy loves you guys💗💗#love you all

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wizardcurse · 6 months ago

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the neighbours cat scratched me and i nearly passed out in the garden

#today is not my day #I've been scratched thousands of times but he got the vein it was awful #.txt

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bluebellhairpin · 1 month ago

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I'm not going to think about how much that new car battery cost me, OR the fact I'm gonna have to find and pay AGAIN just to have a mechanic put it in bc suddenly the store doesn't do it for you anymore. If I do I'm going to start crying again.

#today is NOT my day #id rather be dead

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rickyyysaurus · 2 months ago

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Minding my business at work by myself when I get hit out of nowhere with a tidal wave of cringe realization so strong I nearly drown in it

#i actually almost just died #it actually nearly killed me #i am cringe but i am free #chanting my mantra to myself in the employee bathroom mirror #gripping the sink countertop so hard my knuckles go white #today is not my day

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benkeibear · 6 months ago

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I said I'll write in my break but all I did was send thirsty messages to friends and cry until the break is over

#-ˋˏ ༻sunlit serenade #today is not my day #perhaps I have the time tonight #I have so many thoughts it's BAD

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fereldanwench · 10 months ago

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ha ha guess who deleted her reshade settings amidst the gog dilemma

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#today is not my day #should i call it quits #maybe!#but im not gonna #t: wench.txt

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kameyyy · 1 month ago

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hate it when the plate is burning hot and basically melting off the skin of my fingers but the food is lukewarm at best

#today is not my day #first I accidentally somehow smeared all the sauce not only on my hands but all over the counter too #like how??? I didn’t even notice #bc its a peanutbutter sauce it also looked like someone had diarrhea all over my kitchen counter #surely didn’t cause my appetite to crumblr a little #and then #that ONE time I don’t check how hot the plate is (to maybe grab a towel so I can carry it)#its freaking hot and I burned my finger #not too bad tho thankfully #oh and I bought a muffin today that didn’t taste that good :(#the voices are speaking

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miracleinfeathers · 1 year ago

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Почему сегодня ТАК ХОЛОДНО? (-ω-；)

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Why is IT SO COLD today? (-ω-；)

#I forgot to take EVERYTHING with me #I really hope that my bun is not moldy #I'm hungry #And I forgot the water #but I can't buy it because of the queues in the canteen #I tried to kill my hunger with a slice of chocolate and now my teeth hurt #today is not my day

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navysealt4t · 6 months ago

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not me in the middle of back pack shopping then the store goes offline for maintenance 😭

#COME ONNN #today is not my day

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enii · 1 year ago

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Today is not my day but I'll try my best anyway💕

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southsidewrites · 6 months ago

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I told myself I wasn't going to go to Old Navy until I finished all my work stuff, and here I am, four hours later, no work stuff done, and a burning desire for discount summer dresses.

#today is not my day #this rain is killing my motivation #becca rambles

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midsummersmorn · 7 days ago

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I sprained my ankle ☹️

#today is not my day #all I did was bring in the washing man #my bs

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bird-bureau · 2 years ago

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Fighting for my life out here