#today i will cause problems on purpose

[cryoverkiltmilk]

I submit the above to discussions about Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

[norcumii]

Ridiculous part of my brain that woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: -- it’s just that even if you’re doing a Coffee Shop au, while you want the ACTUAL bits of food service to happen there’s a lot of boring shit you don’t need to cover. Like the health inspector. You don’t need to write a scene with a health inspector.

Incorrigible part of my brain hardwired to be the younger sibling that Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Unless it’s funny.

woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: Pfft. What, is this a romance AU too?

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Sure! Speedrun enemies to lovers, one member of the pair’s the health inspector and the other works at a place they hate.

Common sense: I cannot imagine any circumstances in which a health inspector would find ANYONE working at a nasty, sus location to be interesting. I may be ace, but NO ONE is that hot.

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Jesse/Maul. Maul has to live on premises because Palpatine, hates working there, but Jesse is Pretty.

Common sense: .... @aces-to-apples will physically manifest through the screen to murder us DEAD, and I cannot blame them.

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Yeah, but it’d be funny for at least a good thirty seconds.

woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: ....MAYBE, but let’s just put it on the tumbls and make it someone else’s problem.

[corruptionkitty]

Thinking about writing an nsfw fic about Becky/Wordgirl and Steven/Two brains. Should it be noncon? Mutual noncon, maybe? So much to consider...

[thebeastofblackmoor]

i dont even care if Nace happens in season 4. i only care if there will be justice for bess, send tweet

[abisalli]

I need Jason and Bruce to have a relationship that is so complicated and bad. The only other option is for Jason to start haunting the narrative again actually

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

“Stop excusing Jason killing just because he died!!1!111!!1”

We don’t excuse his killings, you ignorant fool. We actively encourage it.

[gentleranium]

Current WIP

[sollucets]

Tell me what we were going to do! [fake snores]

What is our relationship? We’re… what should we be? We're friends! […] Fine, we're boyfriends. Happy now?

Aren't you going to say it back? Do I have to?

[uldahstreetrat]

Mayncient - 19. Concept

"Often were there times Eurydice and Atalanta were far too nervous to submit their more... unique concepts for consideration. On these occasions, they would submit them under Atlas's name, thus earning him a rather interesting reputation."

[st-louis]

mtl @ det 4/15/24 | the captain.

[lexsnotdead]

Handsome Jack

[norcumii]

Boss: For Promotional Reasons, I want you to give the customers one of these real estate flyers when you deliver things.

Me: Okay! *wait until the boss’ back is turned and immediately put flyer back on the pile because I do not want to hassle the customers*

SEVERAL DELIVERIES LATER

Boss: Ok, this goes to [address], you know the place?

Me: Yeah, at the location, with the large dogs and excitable children.

Boss: Yeah. *beams and points to Real Estate Guy on the flyers* It’s that guy’s place!

Me: Okay! *wait until the boss’ back is turned and immediately grab a flyer from the pile because the boss DID say I was supposed to hand these out*

[pushing500]

I did end up installing the Toddlers mod, and now we see the result! Baby Ro has become Toddler Ro!

The first thing he did with his newfound mobility was "bugwatch". I thought it was amusing that his bugwatching happened to be right where Frisbee the giant scorpion was walking, and I mean... Yeah, sure. A lot of people would consider her a bug. Entomophobic Zonovo does, at the very least.

Debby has decided to cause more drama with her polyamory trait, and Laurie has to pay for it. I wonder what will happen if Eva really does turn out to be a mime? That would definitely add drama to this story. Poor Brennan and Laurie, though.

We had an eventful raid with Eurros Pusmeberrus, a distant relative of Andrei and Andy's, coming to visit. We managed to capture her, but I don't know if we'll recruit her. She kind of sucks.

We also captured her friend, who was "unwaveringly loyal", but that was of little consequence as we had just finished building a subcore ripscanner. Doere was not a prisoner for very long.

Before Doere was ripscanned, Albina patched her up to avoid her bleeding out, and Henry tagged along to watch. I think the 'work watching' learning desire is my favourite one. Usually, it's cute to imagine a little kid trailing someone and bombarding them with questions about the jobs they're doing, but I'm not sure if it's quite as cute when it's watching someone operate on a prisoner.

Pacifist Vu started a social fight with Irwin, which resulted in her whole arm getting destroyed. Luckily Albina has the 'regrow limb' psycast, and hopefully, Vu will learn not to pick fights with people she has no hope of beating, no matter how empowered she feels wearing stolen liberated armour.

Then we got raided again by more people related to a colonist (and to prisoner Pusmeberrus, who in turn is related to Andrei and Andy). Fortunately, Hazrov is a crack shot and downed enough of them that the others turned tail and fled before they reached us. It made Wendy a bit sad, but I'm sure she'll get over it.

Finally, here's Andy being better at drawing dinosaurs than I could ever hope to be.

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[itsjaywalkers]

i saw a tweet and i can't stop giggling bc it made me think of a ship immediately and i could be SO MEAN about it even though . i won't .

[corferox]

been thinkin' about the little guy recently ( they said threateningly )

[dabihaul666]

ok the marek instastories are getting really funny tho