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krysmcscience · 8 months ago

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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thatonefatgumsimp · 2 years ago

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don't mind me, just screeching over international packaging currently

#seriously it's been way more than 6-10 business days #it's been 34 freaking days #where's my friend's package with one of a kind drawings hmmmmmm South Africa?#I swear I'm about to go full sicko mode #No.#full Karen mode.#I'm gonna riot.#demand to see life's- I mean uhhhh the post office's manager #literally why the hecc #has it taken not only a full two weeks from the shipping post office and still hasn't gotten to my friend #but has taken 34 days to get there #utterly ridiculous #I demand a refund #I sent so much art and snacks and pins and stickers #and I'm gonna freaking cry if it doesn't get there #and ykw I've decided that today #today I'm gonna be the asshole #I'm gonna cry and make it the entire postage system's problem #cuz damn did you pick the wrong person to mess with #the worst part is it may actually be out of my hands because I'm apparently incompetent #and don't know how to file a lost package claim

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orionsangel86 · 9 months ago

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#I know this is gonna come across as a bit pathetic #but I was already feeling a bit untethered today #wondering if I actually have a purpose here #ever since I came back to tumblr after my 4 month break I've felt very alone here #it feels a bit like everyone moved on without me #and I dunno i guess I hoped I'd be able to dive right back in again and just start engaging and enjoying it #but honestly I have been plagued with anxiety and intrusive thoughts about not being wanted #and the last thing I needed was some asshole anon #I'm already wondering if people are finding my event annoying #like maybe i should just shut up and quit #but I really fucking like doing this stuff I just wish I didn't feel so isolated #I'm being stupid i know #you should never trust how you feel about yourself after 9pm #but bleurgh its a horrible feeling #shut up saz

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ananxiousgenz · 7 months ago

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just had a complete meltdown on the way out of work and spent 10 minutes crying in my car, peace and love on the planet earth <3

#my coworker was being an absolute ASSHOLE to me today #I am nothing but nice to him and he left me alone watching kids in horrible wind for FOUR HOURS.#and THEN asked if I can cover his shift on the one day I have off before a vacation.#so now I'm dehydrated (from no access to water and crying) and I have major windburn #and I'm having another damn gender crisis #but I'm too exhausted to sort out what it means #so I'm just gonna go home and go to bed #zeph vents #vent post #lea chatters

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leavemetoplaythesims · 1 year ago

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hey i went through old screenshots and found angelo and cristian so naturally i remade them eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

most of you probably don't know who they are, this is what they used to look like three years ago.

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whosname · 7 months ago

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Design a mascot character, they told me, the logo is balls. Me: okay, then balls

#my graphic designer's lament #also they assigned me this on friday but they failed to program the stupid meeting 'how're you doing?' they ask today 'well i didn't do shi #you forgot the meeting you asshole but i know what i'm gonna do' 'oh wait there are changes' 'oh ffs but tell me 'cause i don't want to los #what i already did' 'don't worry just assignment changes' 'COME ON but i've designed him!!!!!' ASSHOLESASSHOLESASSHOLES #they gave me the first fun assignment in like 7 years and then they do this?#COMMUNICATE YOU BLOODY IDIOTS COMMUNICATE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING ROMCOM IT'S A FUCKING COMPANY #just as i was whining with Joelle yesterday THE INCOMPETENCE IS ASTONISHINGLY EVIL

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jupiter--dream · 3 months ago

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(cw vent, sorry it's just been A Couple Of Days)

Not really having many irl friends comes at the price of feeling so terribly lonely, I feel like I have no one to talk to because I'm not close to enough people, or maybe I am and I just haven't talked to them in a while and I don't want this to be our first conversation qwq

I'm honestly just. Tired, tbh qwq

#I mostly talk to my partner #But they've been more absent lately and like they have their own life #But the second they're gone I realize I don't talk to anyone that much #I used to have someone else I spoke to daily; it was an awful friendship though and it took a lot of struggle to end it #But god; just qwq; I'm so tired of everything qwq #Honestly I'm disappointed in how upset it makes me that my partner is more absent because I know it's bc they've found a game they're into #And have been playing non-stop #They'll come telling me that they've done this and that and I'll be struggling HARD and will try to mention it at some point but #But like I wanna leave them their space to be excited but I just #Look. Look the NPD is getting to me; and I know these are not kind or fair feelings but #But I hate it here; I don't care about their game; I don't care about what they've done;#All my brain focuses on is that I've had a shitty fucking day and everything's gone wrong and they weren't here #Because they were fucking playing #And I know that's not fair for MANY reasons and that voicing all that would make me a massive asshole #And that at its core; it's more of a matter of never going anywhere; not having people to hang out with;#Not leaving my house nor talking to that many people #I feel so lonely and so fucking hollow qwq #My bag got taken away and I feel like I've lost an intrinsic part of myself #And to top it all off; I had today's exam and the project I'm doing #And my dad screaming and my period coming and all the things I have to do and how much I yearn for friends #Yet when I'm with my friends I can't wait to be alone #Man; just #I didn't wanna go this far; and I only say it here because no one's really gonna read it;#But I genuinely just wanna kill myself at this point #There's no point nor reason #I'm trying hard to enjoy life but nothing goes my way #I have so many things I want to do and nothing fucking goes my way #I'm so tired; I just want to go to sleep and not wake up; it's gnawing and clawing and it's such an ugly feeling qwq #I feel like if I cut myself I'd be even more pathetic; I wouldn't even be met with sympathy; just. Disappointment #It's been a while since I last self-harmed in a way that was visible

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phoenixiancrystallist · 8 days ago

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Month 1, day 1

Oh boy that's weird to type lol

Anyway, Happy New Year I made a key! :D

We're supposed to make two more keys for this series but I'm thinking I'm gonna either go off-script for one of them or make a fourth, and make it a Kingdom Key :3

Not an exact replica, of course, it's gotta fit the aesthetics of the scene we're building, but it will be there! Somehow. Eventually lol

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depressedtheatrekiddo · 9 months ago

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Picture this.

Stevie on the most fucking perfect killer queen dress you could ever think about, Robbie and them decided on going to see a drag performance and then fuck around a little, dance and be so fucking fabolous and pretty and all

AND

Robin isn't there, she's running late. Why didn't he pick her up? Well, Robs was staying at Chrissy's and she was dropping them. As Steve's sent a message to Chris and she told her that she already left Robbie there, so Stevie went to check out outside.

Robs there, uncomfortable, searching a way to enter the club, their eyes scanning the street, fear on her eyes.

Steve sees there's a man with her, has them by her wrist and is awfully close

What a fucking dumbass

AND THEN BAM

Steve does that shit they did on the Russian base you know, the think that he picked up that thing and hit the Russian guard

But

Now it's her heel they quickly put in his own hand in two seconds and hit the man in the face once they see Robin being touched

And she thinks "not again" because they didn't know what happened to Robin in the Russian base but he can imagine

So he knocks out the man with her heel

"I get you're jealous because she pulls more girls than you would never but there's no need to be an asshole" And then she spits on the man eye "ya infertil ass, next one I'm gonna rip your balls and make me earrings with them"

And then she switches back as their sweet self "Are ya okay Robs?"

"Perfectly fine Stevie"

Robin's eyes goes from scared and empty to fondly and full of love as she looks at Steve. Stevie smiles softly and takes of their face a stroke of hair.

" 'm glad, wanna enter again?" Steve offers their hand and his soulmate takes it as they enter the club, Nelly Furtado singing Maneater as they do

And it's fucking epic

And they rule.

#they/she robin <3 #I'm a believer of enby stevie = enby robs #it just makes sense #of course they give each other their gender when they don't want it #the sillies <3 #ANYWAYS #I think we all agree that something happened to robin on the russian base #But guys #today I'm going to start a new movement #we must all forget about stranger things #like yeah thanks for giving me the characters but now they don't belong to ya (and the assholes on there 🤢🤢)#so #I propose #we all enter in collective delirium and create a Robs and Stevie chaotic series #that's gonna be the new canon.#no more steve from stranger things #but stevie from the squad #the squad because #they're duplicated #and as they have to personalities each other because gender #they're four #you know #(I have a problem I know and I'm sorry)#anyways #dio shit #steve harrington #robin buckley #should we change their names like on arsene vs sherly #or should I say herly #genderfluid steve harrington

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there-will-be-a-way · 1 year ago

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My ex roommate threatens to call the cops on me.

Last Thursday I told him to leave my apartment and take all his belongings with him. He ended up leaving - but left most of his stuff at my place, including important documents 😒 Then told me he needs to get them. Didn't reply to his message because I have his number blocked. Now he texted me he's gonna call the cops on me if I don't hand out his stuff. I'm still in the psych ward though 🤷🏻‍♂️

Some of the other patients who are Experienced When It Comes To Police Stuff™️ let me know there's nothing the cops can do, especially since I'm still here. I'm not doing anything illegal. So imma keep ignoring him until I get discharged so that he gets real angry in the meantime and lives in misery

#personal posts #let him call the cops idc #they'd show up at the doors of an empty apartment #I'm in the hospital sorry bros 🤷🏻‍♂️#also #I went home today to eat cake with my aunt and took this opportunity to take a look at the mess #that ex roommate left behind #went into my bathroom and immediately walked out because I almost threw up #he'll only get his stuff once I'm outta here #*if* I end up handing it out #I could get rid of it and say it never was there #do they have proof?#no.#imma burn some of his important document at the very last #yes I'm petty #and you really have to be an asshole to bring me to that point #but peeing in my bed?#this guy's gonna get the worst of me #bring it on #call the cops #idc #psych ward blogging #the plan is that I'll be discharged on Wednesday but I might ask to be here a little longer #because going back into that apartment and cleaning this mess?#I already see myself riding my bike to the next store and relapse #and facing my family?#nah #I only seem so chill because I died on the inside like 5 times last week #I can't trust myself rn - I don't know how I'd react if I was back home

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lovelettered · 8 months ago

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#alright these tags are super embarrassing but i needed to rant publicly so uh. you can read this but please don't perceive me too much #it is so fucking exhausting having nobody to share my life with #i have literally zero friends at this point bc ever since my grandpa died i've pretty much stopped trying to keep in touch with my hometown #friends and i cut off my 'friend' group that were racist assholes who treated me like a doormat back in october and haven't really made any #close friends at college since. and i just fucking hate that this is the same way i've felt for so many fucking years like you'd think it #would be bearable at this point and i'd be used to being alone and for a while i honestly was but it just hit me tonight how fucking lonely #i am and how tomorrow i have to keep on just doing the shit i have to do in life without anyone to talk to and share it with #other than my mom who's been pissing me off lately so i've been pushing her away too!#it's so tiring to have to go out and do things and have responsibilities everyday and not being able to share that with anyone idk it makes #it feel almost like i'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders which is SO dramatic i know #like today i wanted to talk about the stupid false alarm gas leak thing with my sort of friends in this club i'm in but i didn't get to talk #to anyone at the meeting bc everyone was just talking amongst themselves in their little groups of best friends and it just reminded me that #i don't have that and i've never fucking had that i've only ever pretended i had that #it's like all these years i've been pretending to be a person that has friends and knows how to live life normally but i never have #more than anything i just miss my friends from home bc they're the closest i've ever felt to having friends that are like family but. i #don't know how to talk to them anymore. i didn't tell any of them when my grandpa died and i think they just assumed that i've moved on so #they've probably moved on and i already know that they have their own lives and friends at their schools that are a lot more full than mine #wanna know the worst part about all of this? i just had therapy and basically told her everything's fine #and i won't meet with her again until 3 weeks from now so literally the only person i can talk to about this right now is my mom #which i am absolutely not gonna do bc she's gonna get so scared and worried for me and i can't have that rn #anyways yeah. this isn't even that big of a deal like i haven't had friends for at least the past 6 months it's not like anything's changed #i just feel extra sad about it right now. i need a distraction stat gonna go watch watch some tv goodnight #shut up hanna

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lesbianwyllravengard · 2 years ago

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I've been looking through your posts and stuff and I'm still confused, why do you hate Connor?

I don't actually😭😭 it's a joke. It all started when I got hate anon asks where someone got super mad that I "hate Connor" and I was like??? I never said that but okay??? So I started just saying that I hate Connor to make fun of this person, and indeed they sent me more hate asks, so my initial goal was to keep posting Connor hate so this anon and myself could have an enemies-to-lovers arc, but then it just became so funny to bully Connor, and then you know all my friends got in on it and they helped me with the joke saying things like "yeah I know you hate Connor but" that kinda thing, and it's super funny but whenever it breaches containment I get someone thinking I actually hate Connor, which I do. Not. I'm sorry I'm trying to answer this truthfully but I can't help it it's too easy to be mean to him. I'm also of the idea that Connor gets plenty of Love but not nearly enough Hate, and literally every character who isn't Connor gets Hate, so I think he deserves it a bit. But I do love him I promise it's just that I hate him. I did it again damnit

#It's like physically hard to admit that I like him at this point #But I also don't want you hating me just bc you think I actually hate Connor so #If anyone is gonna actually hate me I want it to be for a real reason like I'm an asshole or something not this #Not saying you specifically are hating on me but yk in general #dbh #Dbh Connor #Asks #I know it's April fools but I got my joking out of the way for today this is legit

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autistic-shaiapouf · 10 months ago

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Alright so I have 2 weeks to find a new job before I get straight to hell huh

#we have a skeleton crew as is; it's gonna be down to me and one other experienced person #and she's wanting to transfer out bc of the stress; i told her today I'm looking for a way out #and she said that someone else had asked her what was gonna happen when our final qualified coworker goes on leave #and. frankly. i simply do not give a fuck. i have to GO i am losing my mask under the stress and am looking like an asshole #bc i am just. burning out. god. god. i have an idea but I'll need to talk to some ppl first #maybe i WILL try taking that month off if i can #shai speaks

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pallas-cat · 11 months ago

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im fully using this blog like a twitter account sorry but oh my god the fucking

paradox of having had to isolate myself to better myself because social battery died etc. but also now realizing i have no one to currently update things to

#im fine im seeing my friends in a week at the latest #i just kinda shrugged off contact with a lot of people #part of it being also that i have this deep belief that they're tired of my bullshit and probably want me to let go #'but just communicate that' literally how without sounding unhinged and like i'm accusing them #of being judgemental assholes #like they're not judgemental for moving on they're just ppl who are better adjusted than i am and who moved on and #would find me draining for not doing so #can you tell the anxiety is high today #bitch can't i hyperventilate and act like i'm gonna die instead of being frozen for days on end and then trying to commit suicide at the en

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bunnyboy-juice · 1 year ago

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i hope all my friends who i don't talk to as much as i wish i did know they're constantly in my thoughts

#personal #i am in a constant state of agony because of how much i struggle to carry casual convos ):#bc i want to be closer to so many ppl #and i also stink at convos that aren't about specific things #and it makes it really hard to make friends bc the time it takes me to feel comfortable talking regularly is like...... long #and then i don't bother bc i feel like an ass #my heart hurts a little and I'm gonna cry from this insecurity today i can just feel it #esp cause today is the first time my best friend and i are gonna hang on vc even though we've been friends for like 7 years #and ik they don't mind bc they have similar hang ups and they love me and they're really patient with me and such #but also i feel so pathetic that i cant even regularly just call ppl to hang out #i feel like I'm a terrible person and the shittiest friend for having so many limits and boundaries and moving so slow #and the thing is i used to know how to go faster in friendships but between abuse and skill regression I'm...... terrible now #stupid asshole ex #the more i think of my struggles with interpersonal things the more i realize how much he impacted it #like i already stunk at making friends IRL by the time i met him like that's always been a thing #but i used to be so good at making friends online!!#and then he came into my life (as a friend first) and slowly isolated me from everyone for a few years before declaring that we had been-#-dating for a year (we had never officially started a relationship)#and then isolated me more and more until i literally only had him #4 years total with him in my life.#4 years that were crucial to my personhood (17-21)#4 years that by the time i finally managed to get him out of my life i had severely blunted social skills & more trauma than I already had #and now that I'm almost 4 years out from him being in my life (next spring) im realizing just how much he fucked me up #and took advantage of me and exacerbated issues he knew i had (bc i confided in him- he was my friend at first after all)#and even with a lot of work i still have the social skills of a severely abused reactive dog in a shelter #i should talk with my therapist more about this #i still haven't even fully shared my story with her about how he treated me bc every time i start i get so scared and upset i just sob #ugh):

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binch-i-might-be · 2 years ago

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being alive is the worst thing that can happen to a girl

#i love coming home to my insect infested flat to the sight of trash upended all over the hallway! hashtag blessed #my brother. is. horrible i think #not only is his car in my spot even though he works early mornings ALWAYS while i work mostly later #but he upended trash! and didn't bother to pick it up! and the mould is still in thr coffee machine and the fruit flies are plentiful!#i'm just not gonna do anything. fuck you bitch you're an adult you know how to clean. asshole #anyway i'm heated. i am going to fix myself a vodka energy and wipe my memory of anything that happened today #rayrambles

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