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krysmcscience · 6 months ago

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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

#fanart #comics #cult of the lamb #cotl #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl yellow cat #this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it #the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles #look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles #that's just science #the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess #only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion #they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO #someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having #today is not that day #today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be #(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys #EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again #fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao #EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC #i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*

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thatonefatgumsimp · 1 year ago

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don't mind me, just screeching over international packaging currently

#seriously it's been way more than 6-10 business days #it's been 34 freaking days #where's my friend's package with one of a kind drawings hmmmmmm South Africa?#I swear I'm about to go full sicko mode #No.#full Karen mode.#I'm gonna riot.#demand to see life's- I mean uhhhh the post office's manager #literally why the hecc #has it taken not only a full two weeks from the shipping post office and still hasn't gotten to my friend #but has taken 34 days to get there #utterly ridiculous #I demand a refund #I sent so much art and snacks and pins and stickers #and I'm gonna freaking cry if it doesn't get there #and ykw I've decided that today #today I'm gonna be the asshole #I'm gonna cry and make it the entire postage system's problem #cuz damn did you pick the wrong person to mess with #the worst part is it may actually be out of my hands because I'm apparently incompetent #and don't know how to file a lost package claim

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mainalias · 3 months ago

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thinking about compiling screenshots of golden/silver age batman exclusively calling dick his ward to combat the allegations that it was “initially a father-child relationship”

#dc #batman #brudick #i don’t even ship it #i think i'm still mad at the poll when people were trying to refute the brudick points #by saying shippers are also biased and ignoring the history and that it really was a familial relationship early on #me the only asshole on this website enough of dumbass to try to read early batman “no it fucking wasn't”#if you hate the ship fine but don't back up your argument with complete lies #the pro-brudick camp has receipts which gives them way more validity than the haters #i'm sure somewhere out there there's dick grayson pre-crisis saying bruce is like a father to him #there's so many comics and i've barely scratched the surface #but i did read both the first golden age compilation book of batman and silver age world's finest compilation #and neither of them say anything like that #and no “his ward dick grayson” is how he's called constantly it's one of the stock phrases in the ever present narration #early comics fundamentally didn't understand they were a visual medium and are full of very tedious and unnecessary text panels #and to be fair each issue needed to function as an intro to someone who had never heard of batman and robin before so #“and his ward dick grayson”#every damn time #their relationship was adult man and his plucky kid sidekick he inexplicably hangs out with #which doesn't make sense and doesn't parallel to real life real social interaction #but neither does a man going in a batsuit to fight crime #and the out-of-universe explanation is because this comic was aimed at kids who were supposed to project onto dick grayson #and the kids want to be batman's kid-partner not his kid-son #it's not that complicated this trope still exists today #kid who should not be here but is because it's a kids' show/book/movie/etc #i stg i'm gonna become a brudick shipper out of spite at this point #and WHILE I'M COMPLAINING i am also going to be mad at the people who get all up-in-arms #about all the evil heroes doing child endangerment on their poor abused sidekicks #should there be kid heroes? no but cape comics would suck without them so stop complaining and enjoy yourselves #RL vigilantism is also always bad stop bringing real world standards into this they don't apply

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orionsangel86 · 7 months ago

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#I know this is gonna come across as a bit pathetic #but I was already feeling a bit untethered today #wondering if I actually have a purpose here #ever since I came back to tumblr after my 4 month break I've felt very alone here #it feels a bit like everyone moved on without me #and I dunno i guess I hoped I'd be able to dive right back in again and just start engaging and enjoying it #but honestly I have been plagued with anxiety and intrusive thoughts about not being wanted #and the last thing I needed was some asshole anon #I'm already wondering if people are finding my event annoying #like maybe i should just shut up and quit #but I really fucking like doing this stuff I just wish I didn't feel so isolated #I'm being stupid i know #you should never trust how you feel about yourself after 9pm #but bleurgh its a horrible feeling #shut up saz

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bander28 · 7 months ago

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#coastal tag #ft a friend!! no not the asshole sitting on my car #that fucker almost flew right in my window as soon as I pulled up I had to shoo it off #but immediately someone else pulled in and started feeding it out of their hand lol so I can see why it thought that was a good strategy #do you see the shiny little head in bottom left?🥰 sea friend #(sea lion)#once in that exact place there were like 20 babies and a few adults all swimming around right by shore!!!#but today just a couple adults body surfing in the waves #anyway I'm hearing we.... lost.... to atalanta.....#gonna just turn right back around and drive back to the ocean and jump in I guess #DO BETTER NEXT TIME PLEASE BOYS

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ananxiousgenz · 5 months ago

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just had a complete meltdown on the way out of work and spent 10 minutes crying in my car, peace and love on the planet earth <3

#my coworker was being an absolute ASSHOLE to me today #I am nothing but nice to him and he left me alone watching kids in horrible wind for FOUR HOURS.#and THEN asked if I can cover his shift on the one day I have off before a vacation.#so now I'm dehydrated (from no access to water and crying) and I have major windburn #and I'm having another damn gender crisis #but I'm too exhausted to sort out what it means #so I'm just gonna go home and go to bed #zeph vents #vent post #lea chatters

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leavemetoplaythesims · 1 year ago

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hey i went through old screenshots and found angelo and cristian so naturally i remade them eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

most of you probably don't know who they are, this is what they used to look like three years ago.

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whosname · 5 months ago

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Design a mascot character, they told me, the logo is balls. Me: okay, then balls

#my graphic designer's lament #also they assigned me this on friday but they failed to program the stupid meeting 'how're you doing?' they ask today 'well i didn't do shi #you forgot the meeting you asshole but i know what i'm gonna do' 'oh wait there are changes' 'oh ffs but tell me 'cause i don't want to los #what i already did' 'don't worry just assignment changes' 'COME ON but i've designed him!!!!!' ASSHOLESASSHOLESASSHOLES #they gave me the first fun assignment in like 7 years and then they do this?#COMMUNICATE YOU BLOODY IDIOTS COMMUNICATE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING ROMCOM IT'S A FUCKING COMPANY #just as i was whining with Joelle yesterday THE INCOMPETENCE IS ASTONISHINGLY EVIL

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jupiter--dream · 20 days ago

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(cw vent, sorry it's just been A Couple Of Days)

Not really having many irl friends comes at the price of feeling so terribly lonely, I feel like I have no one to talk to because I'm not close to enough people, or maybe I am and I just haven't talked to them in a while and I don't want this to be our first conversation qwq

I'm honestly just. Tired, tbh qwq

#I mostly talk to my partner #But they've been more absent lately and like they have their own life #But the second they're gone I realize I don't talk to anyone that much #I used to have someone else I spoke to daily; it was an awful friendship though and it took a lot of struggle to end it #But god; just qwq; I'm so tired of everything qwq #Honestly I'm disappointed in how upset it makes me that my partner is more absent because I know it's bc they've found a game they're into #And have been playing non-stop #They'll come telling me that they've done this and that and I'll be struggling HARD and will try to mention it at some point but #But like I wanna leave them their space to be excited but I just #Look. Look the NPD is getting to me; and I know these are not kind or fair feelings but #But I hate it here; I don't care about their game; I don't care about what they've done;#All my brain focuses on is that I've had a shitty fucking day and everything's gone wrong and they weren't here #Because they were fucking playing #And I know that's not fair for MANY reasons and that voicing all that would make me a massive asshole #And that at its core; it's more of a matter of never going anywhere; not having people to hang out with;#Not leaving my house nor talking to that many people #I feel so lonely and so fucking hollow qwq #My bag got taken away and I feel like I've lost an intrinsic part of myself #And to top it all off; I had today's exam and the project I'm doing #And my dad screaming and my period coming and all the things I have to do and how much I yearn for friends #Yet when I'm with my friends I can't wait to be alone #Man; just #I didn't wanna go this far; and I only say it here because no one's really gonna read it;#But I genuinely just wanna kill myself at this point #There's no point nor reason #I'm trying hard to enjoy life but nothing goes my way #I have so many things I want to do and nothing fucking goes my way #I'm so tired; I just want to go to sleep and not wake up; it's gnawing and clawing and it's such an ugly feeling qwq #I feel like if I cut myself I'd be even more pathetic; I wouldn't even be met with sympathy; just. Disappointment #It's been a while since I last self-harmed in a way that was visible

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bonestrouslingbones · 4 months ago

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nothing like reading "please dont use as base code" after two full days of using a custom theme as a base code

#posting on secret blog solely because i've done so much work at this point that i have no intention of changing my ways #and i dont wanna chance getting fussed at over it lmao #in my defense that is written IN the code which i ain't reading when i'm already editing shit lmao put TOS in the POST like everyone else !#im not an asshole so ofc i'm still leaving the credit in and stuff. but i am definitely breaking that one rule uh sorryyyyyy #one day i'll sit down and learn this shit outside of the extremely specific css i want to put in my stupid skeleton arg #but that day is not today #anyway .if i dont figure out how to make these damn rows align correctly im going to lose my MINDDDDD #WHAT IS NTH-OF-TYPE(EVEN) IM GONNA KILL YOU

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triglycercule · 1 month ago

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and if i said the mtt reminded me of these three idols then would i get tarred and feathered

#YES!!!! anyways when will someone draw them all in straitjackets istg #ive been on a bit of a new artist roll today. just discovered akali. and then checked out these 3 #ikigusare idols i knew you 3 were mtt from the moment i saw you no doubt. a shame sango is green instead of purple #anyways mtt connection i like how niigo's left eye is the same eye that flickers killer's sans part ish eye #but like the eye is literally sewn and kept open forcefully. like hey sans part of killer you gotta b part of this 2! no looking away!#was thinking the 3rd eye on sango could be like papyrus. like 2/3 of the head is dust and 1/3 is paps #took seeing his brother to whole different level!#horror's is obvious his eye's just 1 because he's got his whole 1 eye symbolism #mtt but they all have body disformations and its all related to their eyes somehow #can just imagine like...... killer's left eyesocket bashed open and the eye floating in there while the dt goop constantly flows out of it #ikigusare idols all have the same voice and #the mtt would.... as well..... bc theyre all yhe same guy #these idols dont have canon lore im like 80% sur i can make as many crazy mtt connections to them as i possibly can #their music is so like. just a LITTLE bit off. like obviously the voices but just like the notes are just SLIGHTLY off and its so duchahahhh #im not gonna listen to them regularly bc it not my thing but hahahaha mtt........ mtt reference #my english notes have mtt references in them. my friend makes mtt references now because of me #i squeeze my shampoo into my hand in a sparkle star heart shape because of the mtt #it was 4:30 in the morning today and i saw a tiktok comment mentioning the mtt and i tried not yo scream #yk i think ive convinced myself that im not as deranged as i really am about these 3 but lime........ erm what the murder this is freaky!#someone said in a gc that they auditions for acapella and wondered if they got in #this is so mean but my first verbal reaction was literally hell no💀 its SO MEAN #theyre rubbing off on me help. i cant just say it was all the mtt's fault when i'm a goddamn asshole #NO OFFICER I SWEAR IT WAS THE SKELETONS THE THREE SKELETONS THEY POSSESSED ME TO SHOOT THE #yeah....... lets not continue down that path (i say as i made several 9/11 jokes today unprompted)#god typing out tags with silly comments like these are so satisfying :3 always forget how much i luuuuv thumblr #DAMN my typing style has changed a LOT from what i remember. in just a couple of months ive evolved #tricule rant

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niallandtommo · 7 months ago

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#i'm gonna sound like an asshole (also jana look away fkskf) but like #this dude keeps talking about his cat and he sent me 3 pics of his cat today #i'm trying to be nice but pls i am begging i do not want to talk about your cat 24/7 #i know you're all going to block me but listen #i've been nice i asked him a bunch of questions about his cat i even told him she's cute but i am DONE #sir i do not want to talk about her anymore i have nothing else to say about her #we've been talking for like 5 weeks and i swear i have 20 pics of his cat on my phone #yes i'm a cat hater there's nothing i can do about it i'm sorRY #(cats also do not like me so we're even)

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werewolfnat · 1 month ago

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me - discovering it's that time of the month this morning; "oh, no wonder I was so sad and depressed last week..."

#i hope that the blood coming through this quickly today means my period will be normal this time round?#because if i have to fill out another online form to try and get the drugs i use to make it so when it goes on for longer than it should #I'm gonna scream at someone in my gp's surgery #i asked then last time to put me on a repeat prescription and the dickhead who i spoke to the first time around said #i shouldn't be taking them every month #but I'm not asshole and i told you that so he just tells me I'll prescribe you the meds this time round but I'll get your actual gp #to give you a call when she's back next week #even then she didn't call me for another week AFTER they said she would call...#and we didn't even talk about the possibility of putting these meds on a repeat prescription she only mentioned maybe going on the pill #which isn't really an option because they don't help with what i need them to...#fml #sorry for the rant i just I'm dreading this if this period goes on for longer than 7 days #aimz talks

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there-will-be-a-way · 1 year ago

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My ex roommate threatens to call the cops on me.

Last Thursday I told him to leave my apartment and take all his belongings with him. He ended up leaving - but left most of his stuff at my place, including important documents 😒 Then told me he needs to get them. Didn't reply to his message because I have his number blocked. Now he texted me he's gonna call the cops on me if I don't hand out his stuff. I'm still in the psych ward though 🤷🏻‍♂️

Some of the other patients who are Experienced When It Comes To Police Stuff™️ let me know there's nothing the cops can do, especially since I'm still here. I'm not doing anything illegal. So imma keep ignoring him until I get discharged so that he gets real angry in the meantime and lives in misery

#personal posts #let him call the cops idc #they'd show up at the doors of an empty apartment #I'm in the hospital sorry bros 🤷🏻‍♂️#also #I went home today to eat cake with my aunt and took this opportunity to take a look at the mess #that ex roommate left behind #went into my bathroom and immediately walked out because I almost threw up #he'll only get his stuff once I'm outta here #*if* I end up handing it out #I could get rid of it and say it never was there #do they have proof?#no.#imma burn some of his important document at the very last #yes I'm petty #and you really have to be an asshole to bring me to that point #but peeing in my bed?#this guy's gonna get the worst of me #bring it on #call the cops #idc #psych ward blogging #the plan is that I'll be discharged on Wednesday but I might ask to be here a little longer #because going back into that apartment and cleaning this mess?#I already see myself riding my bike to the next store and relapse #and facing my family?#nah #I only seem so chill because I died on the inside like 5 times last week #I can't trust myself rn - I don't know how I'd react if I was back home

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letbuckfuck · 6 months ago

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#alright these tags are super embarrassing but i needed to rant publicly so uh. you can read this but please don't perceive me too much #it is so fucking exhausting having nobody to share my life with #i have literally zero friends at this point bc ever since my grandpa died i've pretty much stopped trying to keep in touch with my hometown #friends and i cut off my 'friend' group that were racist assholes who treated me like a doormat back in october and haven't really made any #close friends at college since. and i just fucking hate that this is the same way i've felt for so many fucking years like you'd think it #would be bearable at this point and i'd be used to being alone and for a while i honestly was but it just hit me tonight how fucking lonely #i am and how tomorrow i have to keep on just doing the shit i have to do in life without anyone to talk to and share it with #other than my mom who's been pissing me off lately so i've been pushing her away too!#it's so tiring to have to go out and do things and have responsibilities everyday and not being able to share that with anyone idk it makes #it feel almost like i'm carrying the weight of the world on my shoulders which is SO dramatic i know #like today i wanted to talk about the stupid false alarm gas leak thing with my sort of friends in this club i'm in but i didn't get to talk #to anyone at the meeting bc everyone was just talking amongst themselves in their little groups of best friends and it just reminded me that #i don't have that and i've never fucking had that i've only ever pretended i had that #it's like all these years i've been pretending to be a person that has friends and knows how to live life normally but i never have #more than anything i just miss my friends from home bc they're the closest i've ever felt to having friends that are like family but. i #don't know how to talk to them anymore. i didn't tell any of them when my grandpa died and i think they just assumed that i've moved on so #they've probably moved on and i already know that they have their own lives and friends at their schools that are a lot more full than mine #wanna know the worst part about all of this? i just had therapy and basically told her everything's fine #and i won't meet with her again until 3 weeks from now so literally the only person i can talk to about this right now is my mom #which i am absolutely not gonna do bc she's gonna get so scared and worried for me and i can't have that rn #anyways yeah. this isn't even that big of a deal like i haven't had friends for at least the past 6 months it's not like anything's changed #i just feel extra sad about it right now. i need a distraction stat gonna go watch watch some tv goodnight #shut up hanna

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ikishima · 7 months ago

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#the amount of compassion you have to pour directly into a bad-faith asshole's mouth without knowing whether there's even a point #in order to get them to the point where they're willing to engage at a level where they actually take your feelings & words into account #the point where they even start hearing you and seeing you as a potential equal in conversation #the point where learning and growing becomes a possibility #is fucking exhausting. and i understand why a lot of people refuse to do it. i understand why some people dont practice what they preach #because sometimes the congregation in question is just there to throw tomatoes without any intent of listening #but idc! idc! im not gonna let a bunch of assholes close my heart off. id rather be naive but kind and get taken advantage of #if the alternative is leaving people behind or making a single person feel the way i have felt #having good intentions but being unable to express it w/o negative emotion or without the correct words or not being given a fighting chanc #to never be seen as a person or heard or listened to is so hurtful #i never want to do that to someone #and if i have parted ways with you or made you feel like that at any point please know it is only when i have no other options left #i know it's an autism thing to be so utterly gutted at being misunderstood and i'm most likely giving energy to people who don't deserve it #but i dont care! i dont care!#my compassion IS a renewable resource because i keep feeding it hope and humanity #i get mad sometimes but please know every angry word i've ever said has stuck on my mind like a glue trap #i remember every fight i have been slightly too aggressive and potentially awful in since the fifth grade and i continue to ruminate #on harm i have caused however big or small #i feel so surrounded by hate and anger and i just want to be that person who doesnt get caught up in it and can be compassionate no matter #lots to think about today ...#x

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