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always start ambitious projects right before bed, okay?
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tsum events really are just the best, huh
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#to be fair this is from mal's card story so it's more...event-adjacent#i-it still counts right#poor malleus tsum is having such a time#first it blows up the kitchen and then it almost gets spin-cycle'd to tsum-death#the poor little guy just wanted to help with the party! it was trying its BEST 😭#and instead it accidentally recreated every other tuesday from my college days#i am so genuinely delighted to read two entire chapters of malleus bragging about knowing how to use household appliances#(he knows what he's doing! he READ the MANUAL)#(you know that manual has copious notes covering the margins in perfect copperplate)#and the callback to his dorm ssr story. perfect.#we all knew this was going to end in malleus punching a washing machine into smithereens#i'm disappointed that the next part is probably just going to be a fun party or whatever#and not malleus showing off how close he is to finally mastering the toaster#twst please where is my spinoff game where we have to help a dragon fae prince learn how to do household tasks#i have an indescribable need to see malleus attempt to use a vacuum#he is very enthusiastic and also very stupid and we love him for it
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THIS IS NOT A COMPREHENSIVE LIST. I just wanted to highlight some beloved and underrated nostalgic classics.
I am NOT counting: Studio Ghibli, DC, Marvel, Scooby-Doo, sequels/prequels, and most other franchises. I made an exception with MLP and Care Bears because both films were produced at the beginning of their franchises, as opposed to the G.I. Joe series, Transformers, etc. There's a LOT to cover in the 80s-90s, hence why I split the two polls. This is basically Don Bluth's Era lol.
90's Poll
Happy voting! ❤
#Starling Polls#80s nostalgia#non Disney#animation#Don Bluth#The Secret of NIMH#The Last Unicorn#The Care Bears#Rainbow Brite#An American Tail#My Little Pony#The Brave Little Toaster#The Land Before Time#Little Nemo#All Dogs Go to Heaven#original post#1k+ votes#10k+ votes#1k notes
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Au where Emmet gets eebie jeebied into Hisui right before the events of Pokemon Arceus and ends up hunting down a shriveled onion with time powers with the world’s worst tour guide. ((Also at some point learns Ingo is living in the mountains this entire time.))
(Same au as the emmet and elektross get tossed into the past! I will simply never officially nail the timeline down beyond growing it like a barnacle cloister.)
Masterlist of my submas stuff
#myart#art#sketchbook#submas#submas comic#emmet#pokemon emmet#pokemon#pla volo#pokemon volo#you heard of warden ingo#now get ready for shitty merchant emmet#he doesnt know any kantonese beyond what elesa taught him#needs volo to translate#ginkgo guild#snatched his ass up because he can accurately explain what the shit from the time bubbles are#and they’re intending to make bank#especially off these new finangle things like a toaster#elektross#togetic#subway boss emmet#emmet in hisui#eelektross
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Merlin *on four hrs of sleep for the past week, dirty from a fight, definitely has a concussion and at least two untreated injuries, one of which he’s bleeding out from, leans over on someone’s shoulder*: Arthur has no idea I have magic!
Arthur *still blushing from Merlin leaning on him and is now very confused w his emotions*: YOU HAVE MAGIC?!
Merlin: oh… sorry.
Merlin *moves to Lancelot’s shoulder*: Arthur has no idea I have magic!
Arthur: I can still hear you!! You’re right next to me and you’re yelling!!
The knights:… you didn’t know??
#Arthur: what do you mean “I didn’t know?! you all did?! and didn’t tell me???#Gwaine: he was never subtle about it princess#Elyan: you mean to tell me every time he’s shouting spells you never heard that?? Really??#Arthur: so you’re a traitors..#Percival: no not all of us Leon looks like he didn’t know as well#Leon: oh I knew I just didn’t think it important#Arthur: DIDNT THINK IT IMPORTANT?! He has magic and you knew!!#Leon: Sire pls in my defense Merlin confesses to treason at least twice a month and he always gets away with it in the end#Arthur:… moving on#Leon that night: dear diary tomorrow morning I turn in my resignation.. I can’t wait to finally be free..#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#im sorry#arthur#arthur and merlin#knights of the round table#leon the long suffering#lancelot#gwaine#sir elyan#sir percival#Lancelot: so none of you are going to mention the injuries…?#Lancelot: alright then let’s go to gaius Merlin#Merlin: do you guys ever get scared of toasters??#everyone: tf is a toaster??#omg I forgot a tag!!#source: himym
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t o a s t e r
Send this to as many people as possible, no context, just....
t o a s t e r
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A short compilation of Genos' little " :o " when he has an interaction with his sensei
Chap 17 - Sparring :o
Chap 24 - Giant Meteor :o
Chap 28 - Since it's raining :o
Chap 85 - Power :o
Chap 155 - Results :o
Oh, and of course, this
That's it. Thank you for reading.
#genos#precious toaster son#one punch man#saitama#saigenos#opm#opm manga#opm spoilers#genosai#Every time he :o it's like he has some kind of emotions stirring in his core#Sensei. What's this feeling I'm having in me? It's... warm#uwu
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Cinnamon Apple Toaster Strudels
#cinamon#apple#strudel#toaster strudel#food#breakfast#tea time#autumn#kids#cinnamon#brown sugar#snack#dessert#recipe#nutmeg#ginger#pastry#hand pies#maple icing#maple#icing#winter#bromabakery
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Saburov's men were outside and he had to wait. Those leathercap guys had a great day at work
Trying to cook something with scrunglies. Things will come out of it
#pathologic#pathologic 2#artemy burakh#alexander saburov#daniil dankovsky#it's silly time. alexander is my brave little toaster and i love him dearly#so he'll just have to put up with me putting him into awkward situations
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Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption
Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.
Danny: *war flashbacks*
Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸
Batfam: ...
Alfred: ... We also have cereal
Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?
#dpxdc#dp x dc#the zalgo text says:#If I'm forced to eat toast One more time I'm going to use my position as Ghost King to wage war on Earth and destroy every toaster in exist#the bats didn't know that the adoption bait bruce picked up was the actual for real ghost king#danny got toast related trauma#attacking earth because the GIW hunted and vivisected him? nah#attacking earth because of toast? yah
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Something I love about Leo is that, canonically, he IS capable of cooking, he’s just completely incapable of using a toaster. He’s banned from the kitchen not out of an inability to make edible food, but because being within six feet of a toaster causes the poor appliance to spontaneously combust.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#all Leos mortal enemy: toasters#side note but thinking about this aspect of Leo’s character really has me wanting to make a deeper dive into Leo as a Jack of All Trades#because he has aspects of this all throughout the series#where he can do many things he’s just not the best at it#like he can cook but he’s no Mikey#he can - canonically - rewire an *AI PROGRAM* but it goes very wrong#he can lift both Mikey and Raph simultaneously but he struggles to do so where his other brothers don’t even break a sweat#bro is a Jack of All Trades Master of None frfr#and Leo is even more interesting with this in mind because he uses what he CAN do so well#it’s like how he can see his family’s strengths and weaknesses and knows exactly how they work#his skill set is made way better simply by his personal USE of those skills not by the skills themselves#portals and teleportation are only op if you know how to weaponize them#given time he ABSOLUTELY could#okay I shut up now this was supposed to be about toasters#but yeah all the boys have a bunch of skills under their belts outside the typical ones#but Leo stands out to me for having skills his other brothers have but to a much lesser degree in a lot of cases#and he works with what he has so well that that is a skill in itself
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i dont want to............
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if andrew falls asleep on some part of neil’s body… his head on neil’s shoulder or his chest or his lap… well then that’s just where neil lives now. he is not moving for anything
#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#tfc#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#andriel#this post brought to you by my dog falling asleep on top of me and preventing me from getting my waffles out of the toaster#they got cold by the time i ate them but y’know what? worth it and i would do it again. and i probably will
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[Purple socks argue with the spaghetti moon. The sky whispers algebra into a bowl of soup. Bananas wear hats and sing to forgotten trains. A toaster floats by, dreaming of electric clouds. Elephants knit sweaters out of melted clocks. The sidewalk hums like a jellybean in space. Chairs do the tango with invisible birds. A watermelon tells secrets to a laughing shoe. Time hiccups and spills mustard on the stars. The universe sneezes, and the trees turn blue.]
#s21e13 oldies but goodies#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#purple socks#spaghetti moon#electric clouds#melted clocks#invisible birds#laughing shoe#time hiccups#sky#algebra#bowl#soup#bananas#hats#trains#toaster#elephants#sweaters#sidewalk#jellybean#space#chairs#tango#watermelon#secrets#spills#stars
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Does anyone else read a banger fic and then open the authors page and go into their bookmarks because if they write this well they surely must have taste and it's exclusively like the weirdest most specific ships and so fucking many of them why does this keep happening
#fic for like idk metal gear#and rhen their entire bookmarkers are like brave little toaster aus or somethinf#tbc no disrespect but its SO FUNNY every time#0 book marks or like 700 of hyper specfic niche shit
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Giselle + Falling in Love with the Real World
#giselle philip#enchanted#disneyedit#enchantededit#enchanted 2007#enchanted movie#amy adams#rucksack*#happy birthday to THE movie of all time#hopefully my caption makes sense#her learning about (and falling in love with) the real world is one of my favorite little things#and I wish they had kept the scene from the script where she calls the toaster magic because ugggggggh#I just love her so much 🤧💖
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