#toaster time

[time-loopy]

always start ambitious projects right before bed, okay?

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[critterbitter]

Au where Emmet gets eebie jeebied into Hisui right before the events of Pokemon Arceus and ends up hunting down a shriveled onion with time powers with the world’s worst tour guide. ((Also at some point learns Ingo is living in the mountains this entire time.))

(Same au as the emmet and elektross get tossed into the past! I will simply never officially nail the timeline down beyond growing it like a barnacle cloister.)

Masterlist of my submas stuff

[jeeaark]

[kradogsrats]

a heart of cinder cannot burn, a heart in ashes cannot break

so that trailer was super rude amirite

[fullcravings]

Black Cherry Cheesecake Toaster Strudels

[neurvelist]

Saburov's men were outside and he had to wait. Those leathercap guys had a great day at work

Trying to cook something with scrunglies. Things will come out of it

[ghostboidanny]

Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption

Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.

Danny: *war flashbacks*

Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸

Batfam: ...

Alfred: ... We also have cereal

Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?

[robertphilip]

Giselle + Falling in Love with the Real World

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I love about Leo is that, canonically, he IS capable of cooking, he’s just completely incapable of using a toaster. He’s banned from the kitchen not out of an inability to make edible food, but because being within six feet of a toaster causes the poor appliance to spontaneously combust.

[alltheshadesofamber]

if andrew falls asleep on some part of neil’s body… his head on neil’s shoulder or his chest or his lap… well then that’s just where neil lives now. he is not moving for anything

[time-loopy]

i dont want to............

[wolvenfarts]

based on a true story

[fieriframes]

[Purple socks argue with the spaghetti moon. The sky whispers algebra into a bowl of soup. Bananas wear hats and sing to forgotten trains. A toaster floats by, dreaming of electric clouds. Elephants knit sweaters out of melted clocks. The sidewalk hums like a jellybean in space. Chairs do the tango with invisible birds. A watermelon tells secrets to a laughing shoe. Time hiccups and spills mustard on the stars. The universe sneezes, and the trees turn blue.]

[hauwunted]

Does anyone else read a banger fic and then open the authors page and go into their bookmarks because if they write this well they surely must have taste and it's exclusively like the weirdest most specific ships and so fucking many of them why does this keep happening

[derpyjackarts]

Dandy Drug Adventures

I originally made one drawing as a shitpost and then I continue it into an entire comic chapter.

I made this after my friend introduced me to the Dandy's World Drug Comic on TikTok which that comic was inspired by Tails Got Trolled. It was so dumb, I love it.