#to the bachelor degree

[kitsuneisi]

OFFICIALLY I FINISHED MY THESIS PRESENTATION

IM A FREE MAN WITH A DEGREE

[cheesewhimsy]

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3

[why-the-heck-not]

me, a responsible being, working on the coding project as I should vs. me, a dysfunctional shithead, getting distracted by reading about brains (once aGAIN damnit (it's my favorite "I need to study my field but bc I should do that it's an impossible unthinkable feat now, so I'm reading about something else to fool my brain I'm still being productive"-topic))

[not-kat]

randomly got the urge to revisit an old flame

[outthewazoo]

Doodle that I worked on during all the times I had to wait for the bus this week 👎

[ravings-of-a-mad-scientist]

Math

Geologist: I do more math than you might think

Chemist: I mean, chemical equations are basically mathematical equations. If you think about it (I also do math math)

Physicist: Oh, yeah, it’s all math but we just handwave it

Mathematician: YOU DO WHAT!?

Quantum Physicist: *regularly does math that is literally beyond human comprehension* *now resides in a higher plane of existence*

Engineer: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL DIE

Military Scientist: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL SURVIVE

Topologist: If I don’t do this math correctly PEOPLE WILL BE MOSTLY UNAFFECTED

Philosopher: But what even IS math, really? No seriously, what is it?

Organic Chemist: I kinda forgot how to do math, to be honest

Biologist: I literally only chose this field so I wouldn’t have to do as much math. I love stamp collecting

Biostatistician: wtf

[spooksier]

i lowkey graduate today you guys….

[lottiestudying]

28.10.2024—officially finished my bachelors degree. just have to submit this last essay and then I’m freeeee. unfortunately I’m super bored since I have nothing to study, so here’s a snap of me working on my book to pass the time. hospital clocks move so slowly i stg

[theweirderofthetwo]

The very sturdy apology vase

[rosenclaws]

this close to writing my own indulgent hardened but flirty detective logan x nerdy and quiet forensic scientist reader (gonna put this degree to good use fr)

“Got anything for me sweets?” Logan looks utterly delicious in his tight jeans and button up shirt. His badge shines on his waist as he leans against the door to your lab. You look down at your microscope. Trying to contain the butterflies in your stomach.

“Uh, well. There was at least two different guns involved. See these two cartridge cases?” You set the two of them into your microscope and pull up your computer screen.

“They’ve got two completely different apertures. See this one’s rectangular and this one isn’t. It’s not possible for them to have come from the same firearms.” You point it out to him. He hums as he inspects the two cases. He looks over at you and winks.

“Thanks sweetheart, always know I can count on you.” He leaves and you watch him go.

“You’re welcome.” You squeak out after he’s long gone.

With a sigh you look at the pile of work still left to do. Outside of talking about work you can’t seem to say more than two words to the man. He just makes you so flustered. You sit back down in your chair and place the evidence back into its packaging.

Ready to start on more comparisons, you glance towards the door. Hoping he visits again soon.

[dellain]

They get up every day to work at this damn saloon

[mapsontheweb]

Percentage of residents with bachelor's degrees in each state of the US.

[baaad-omens]

doing some research on parapsychology as a field. in short, it's the study of how the supernatural relates to psychology, and is largely regarded as pseudoscience with only a handful of people studying it, and very very few universities will even offer a parapsych program.

so… martin, buddy, did you just google 'what degrees do people get for paranormal research' and go with the first one that popped up? you did didn't you. idiot.

[sojo-gatoru]

Art block and thesis stress, so I drew my muse from that official art to lift my spirits 🫡

[nogravitymom]

when the academia turns out to be dark, not in the secret history way, but in the babel way …

[why-the-heck-not]

finished a book in the morning and that was a mistake like what am I supposed to do with the rest of the day? Starting a new book would feel like a blasphemy towards this one but also so would just moving on & doing other things