#to steal TIPS

[ghostienonbibi]

If you combined Chilchuck and Senshi I think realistically you could get Gordon Ramsey. Mainly in that Senshi has the cooking expertise and I think getting yelled at by Chilchuck would cow the worst owners.

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“Gregory could only smile. Two bigger fools in love had yet to be born. It was endearing to watch…”

Julia Quinn, On the Way to the Wedding (Bridgertons, #7)

[schizophrenic-klept-hoe-maniac]

One of my coolest lifts to date! I was so proud that day. Haul from last month.

EVERYTHING pictured/in the frame was lifted within 2 hours including the stacks of coloring books.

I am way too lazy to add up the total on this one, but it’s definitely …

Around <$3k~

[thatsbelievable]

[hysterical-cats]

could u draaw,,,, victoriiaa 🦐

insert jason derulo soundbite here

[venriliz]

Trait: Music Lover

[s0fter-sin]

if this isn’t present mic coded i don’t know what is

[sylvrndoodles]

lost in the beastwilds

[dracocheesecake]

Have this:

Kai steps before a counter at a sandwich place. The cashier stares up at the bull that's looming over them nervously.

"Can...Can I help you, sir?"

Kai doesn't say anything. Then he slowly lifts up his hands, revealing he's holding the Chameleon. She steps out of his hands and onto the counter, and then points at the cashier. "He said he wanted no pickles on his sandwich!"

Then she steals some money out of the tip jar. Kai picks her back up with one hand, then takes the new sandwich and the tip jar itself before walking off.

[noodledoodls]

crayon kirbs

[gaysexdungon]

Tip for shoplifters or people looking to stash drugs:

Get a teddy bear or other plushie, a medium or larger one is best. Cut a hole in the back, just straight down the back in the middle. Get it a little shirt to cover the hole. Carry it with you. Doubles as comforting and a tool.

For stealing: People find this endearing or odd. This will distract them from the fact that you are stealing. If they find it endearing they will view you as too innocent to steal. If they find it odd they will be too focused on that to notice things. At least in my experience. Don’t be a dick, only steal from corporations who do more harm than good.

For stashing: Good stash place too. If you are using it as a stash place it good because if you carry it with you 24/7 you are less likely to lose it and people will not mess with it out of fear of upsetting you if you are worried about someone searching your stuff. Helpful if you sleep with it too.

It is also just nice to have a plushie friend, I’d carry one anyways. Sending luck.

[asleep-kat]

A rat problem 🐀

[and-its-with-one-l-bitch]

Cunty Scarface low-cut suit my beloved x.

[cosmobrain00]

leaving this here just bc I've seen a LOT of awesome takes lately (im looking directly at all of my mutuals while saying this btw🙏) but can we all admit the whole 'mike "confessing" to will that he's not the heart but will is' thing was like. . . completely wrong?

no offense, but every character has a role in every story, and will's role is NOT the heart, it's mike no matter what you think. has will ever been in a position of leadership like that?? no, right? he hasn't. not to say he isn't important, he very much is! but throughout the seasons, we've literally been SHOWN how the party thrives under mike's leadership I mean come on.

s1: mike getting everyone together to find will in the first place, coming up with plans, making mistakes but ultimately still being the lead, not giving up and doing his best to protect who he can even though he's literally still a kid

s2: once again, making plans to save will, getting everyone together and pulling their heads out of their asses, paying attention to will and lending an ear, maintaining that role of someone 'steady' even though he himself is very much suffering. once again, he makes mistakes, and unfair assumptions, but that's bc he's human, and obviously we all have biases (and he's also barely even a teen like... come on)

s3: now we get to where things start getting rocky, but STILL even after everything he still manages to pull himself together (also bc of will calling him out in the garage yessir) and even with el being a big focus, he's still shown to lead and direct the party (while once again making mistakes, and yes that still doesn't mean he isn't a good leader)

s4: this is the season where he's unfortunately removed a lot from the action (coincidence? I think not) but it's still obvious in certain scenes, how he steps up after the whole thing with el, etc.

anyways, small note too, but it would also go against will's character to feed into mike's insecurities btw. like.. can u imagine that kid looking at mike after mike says he's not the heart/ the leader, and will going "yes ur so right king!!" haha. . . no. will constantly and consistently builds mike back up and stands with him, so why would he agree with something like that??

basically what I'm trying to say is that no matter what changes, mike IS the heart of the party, even though he does fuck up and make mistakes, he is undoubtedly in that role 100% and everyone knows it. as I said before, every character has their role in the story, so if not the heart or the leader, what would mike's role be? genuinely asking bc honestly I can't see anything else, but let me know if I'm wrong or got something wrong ig🤷‍♂️

[heich0e]

sometimes this space makes me feel kind of weird and then i remember how old i am and how unserious this all is and i'm like ok time to go think about the ocean or something