#to nurse it back to health

[0rchidm4ntis]

Thinking of that time Silver ran away from home

[personwholoveschocolate]

Sonic film crew browsing stobotnik tag on Ao3, preparing to shoot Sonic 3

[goatsghost]

okay so imagine you’re in a relationship and your partner suddenly drops off the face of the earth, and their sister admits to getting rid of them via major head injury so she could take their place in you guys’ start-up business instead, but you just kind of have to let her bc the higher ups say so

then about two months pass and suddenly your partner is back! and their weird sister was evidently telling the truth; they don’t remember anything about you or your shared business plans, and also they’ve got a ton of new friends and a new s/o in tow, and they’ve just finished killing your third business partner

so now the two of you are on opposite sides of a war and your (ex?)partner is actively hunting you and their sister down to stop the plan for world domination that they helped create!

what i’m saying is that gortash is essentially the hallmark movie love interest that got left behind, and i think he deserves some credit for being as normal as he is about it

[rotisseries]

funniest thing about the caitvi sex scene is that cait wasn't wearing a bra under her shirt. you PLANNED to fuck your girl in a prison cell?????

[morganbritton132]

Eddie just started a live-stream so like, twelve people are watching when Steve sticks his head into the room like, “Hey, Robin and I are going to the mall. Wanna come?”

Eddie: Can’t, I got a thing

Steve: You want anything? We’re going to the bookstore because Robin says I have to ‘buy her a new book.’ *rolls eyes*

Eddie: Uh, yeah, Steve. You destroyed the book she let you borrow

Steve: It’s still in one piece!

Eddie: Baby, you did not so much as crack the spine of the book as much as you shattered it like you were Bane and it was Batman

Steve: I don’t know what that means, Eddie.

Eddie: In the comics, Bane-

Steve: I cannot handle a nerd-planation right now. I’m buying you a notebook with a mom quote on it and some stickers, okay?

Eddie: Okay.

Also Eddie: *a couple weeks later, photographed by paparazzi walking out of a studio with a ‘Live, Laugh, Read Books notebook*

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Turtle hunt gone wrong.

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[sunderwight]

Hualian Idol AU where instead of the statues the big reveal of Hua Cheng's longstanding amorous fixation on Xie Lian is all of his self-insert "my mom sold me to One Direction" style fanfics located in the depths of some boyband RPF archive.

[spottedgardeneelstan]

me too bingmei…

[3-aem]

universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.

in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesn’t seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.

let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.

[gabriestat]

[zishu-arts]

SJCHSBCUSCBUSCB THE FREEVIC BRAINROT TOOK OVER

[cursed-angelic-art]

Qiurong is objectively the funniest ship of the book.

Lang Qianqiu sets out to avenge his family, leaving the main plot of the story behind for 5 volumes on his quest.

He gets nowhere with this bc the man who killed his parents is hanging out with the main cast in the main plot for a good chunk of the story.

When he finally catches up to the man he acquires:

0 revenge

1 really fucked found family

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hello Stranger. Whom I have never met.

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[cicobuffs]

pondering about a zombie apocalypse au for challengers...i feel like i've seen it before but i'm not sure...

you already know that tashi is the one who's the defacto 'leader' of the group...she's resourceful, a planner, doesn't take shit at all in any way whether it be from other people in the group or people that are encountered along the way. she learned quick how to work her way around a weapon for the sake of the people around her and her own life.

patrick is loud and rambunctious and is a complete representation of brute force. i can see him using a blunt force weapon type deal: a bat probably. he’s the one to go to for supply runs i think because he fucks around to a point where he knows when shit gets serious on a run and to lock in. he’s definitely starting shit on accident (sometimes) with people in the group, too, which sometimes attributes to some people leaving or some people staying to a point.

art is strategic, someone who pinches penny’s, or in this case bullets or cans of food. he uses a gun but never wastes a bullet: he’s a thinker, always wondering if he really needs to drop a shell for one reason or another. he’s good backup in that way where he has saved everyone’s skin in one way or another.

they run into you when you’re just surrounded by a group of the undead (walkers? idk what to call them i’m gonna be fr) and usually in a situation like this they would just leave because in the dire situation the world is in at the current moment, they can’t waste anything on just one person but they decided to say fuck it and take care of the whole undead situation for you.

and you’re badly beaten and bruised, hot to the touch like you have a fever, slumped to the ground after your attackers are back to what they’re supposed to be: dead. tashis the one to inspect you, to look for bites anywhere and you’re just conscious enough to say that you know you haven’t been bitten.

they haul you back to where they’ve set up camp and essentially nurse you back to health but over time there was a type of attachment that formed with them to you: art still bringing a cup of purified water to your lips even when you know you can pick it up yourself, patrick insisting that you stay back and rest while he tries to find something for you to eat when you’ve been saying you could come with him to hunt for a few days, and tashi refusing to hand you a weapon because “you’re still too weak” but you know damn well that your strength is, in fact,back.

and the worry was endearing for a while of course but it came to a point where you yourself started getting worried because you’ve been better for a bit now and can start fending for yourself but it’s things like “no, you can’t. you still have to rest,” and “you just stay here and i’ll take care of it,” being said that make you stay for a while longer despite your doubts. and who are you to deny the hospitality of people that are just so desperate to give it to you?

[the-ipre]

hello everyone i have begun to rotate a dead boy detectives restaurant au, mainly because im putting edwin on expediting and crystal as a waitress and i think they might kill each other

[sealrock]

her one and only.