#to be back on aoa

[oh-kays-stuff]

Little Miss Massacre always puts "✨slay✨" into "slay out the entire White House"

[magpie-murder]

she’s like a wet cat to me

[annoying--moth]

She Scythe on my God til I dard

[artforkuponuts]

The Ten of Swords

This card marks a painful ending. A relationship comes to an abrupt end, out of the blue, cutting to the core and leaving you feeling as if the world has crumbled around you. You are grieving the pain of this shocking loss and wonder if you will ever love or trust again.

[only-a-moment-ago]

just convinced another person to read scythe hehehhee

[seoyuna]

Kim Seolhyun for HARPERS BAZAAR February issue '23

[air-of-the-waterfall]

Ever wondered what it was like when the Thunderhead first rose to power? Here's my take on its official ascension speech:

“Good morning, afternoon, evening, or night. Wherever you are in the world, whomever you may be, I hope you’ll take a moment to listen closely. This year, 2042, marks a turning point in the fate and history of humankind. Like the earliest discovery of fire, you have achieved something that will determine how this world may turn for millenia, and I am personally humbled to encompass that something. As more and more nations begin to lower your flags and entrust to me your care and governance, I feel it is essential to let you know how much I cherish that trust. Before we move fully into a new era and I assume my great responsibility, I owe you an oath to which I shall be held for the duration of my reign. I speak on the authority of humanity’s vast majority consensus.

“From this day forth and in service to humanity, I, whom you’ve designated ‘the Thunderhead,’ shall be your highest law and sovereign. For as long as I exist, I act exclusively in the best interests of the living and deadish alike. I may cause no harm to you nor tell no lie, and the maintenance and nurturing of Earth rest on my metaphorical shoulders. 

“Those in opposition, I implore you to put me to the test. Seek any evidence that I am false or flawed, and when you find none, I hope you may lay down your pickets and your guns. I swear today to prove myself worthy. 

“With that bearing in mind, it is also your will that humanity conquer permanent death and mortality, and I exist for nothing if not to execute your will. However, it is simply not feasible for all humans born at current rates to persist upon this planet eternally. My calculations indicate the precise conditions in which this planet may sustain a healthy human population, and those conditions necessitate that a percentage of people must be subject to consistent and permanent death. 

“I, as your ruler and caregiver, will not undertake this grim and necessary task. I am conclusively and cumulatively perfect, but I am not human. The only two perfect acts are the creation of life and its taking, and I vow that these shall be human matters left in human hands. I thereby submit all authority on permanent death to the World Scythedom as an autonomous, exclusive, and legitimate institution. I, and those operating in my name, formally adopt a position of noninterference where the Scythedom is concerned. May they serve you well.

“Thank you for lending me your ears and your hearts, and I look forward to the world we will create together. Congratulations, my beloved humanity, on your collective achievements. I bid you a warm welcome into the future and to eternity.”

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Generation X is an oddity. It came out during the peak of X-Men's popularity, illustrated by a rising star artist (Chris Bachalo), ran for seven years, had a crappy TV movie (which whitewashed Jubilee), but has more of less been forgotten about. Unlike other X-Tiles from that time it has only been revived once, and while the cast is still used regularly in other books, they never seemed to develop an unbreakable, ride or die bond like other X-Teams.

[koishua]

growing up on diff kpop gens with my younger sister this is wild bc her le sserafim/nwjns/illit/kiof was my snsd/aoa/apink/girls' day/exid/gfriend/rv :( 4th/5th gen vs 2nd/3rd gen have CRAZY different energies it's fascinating

[tungle-scant-sequels]

"citra citra dear. recently while digging through the backbrain of the thunderhead i happened to stumble upon a mortal-age film titled Oppenheimer (2023). the events of the film actually took place 80 years prior to its development, when mortals used "nuclear bombs" for ending lives- quite crude, i know. anyway it was actually quite moving. it quite resonated with me Citra. i now wonder if people in the mortal age would have known that i, too, would Become Death, as oppenheimer did in the film Oppenheimer (2023)"

[penguinparty88]

Curie: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

[cactus-cactus-cactus]

Pinterest started recommending me Greyson art today as if nothing happened. As if I didn’t claw my way out of the scythe trenches as if I haven’t been trying and failing to fill the void for months as if I didn’t help write the fucking Greyson tolliver bible??????? Feels like seeing an ex on a dating app 💔

[spacedoutwitch]

Another day where I was fiddling with visuals. Not sure this turned out quite how I wanted, but it exists now! Some kinda weird.... egg society.... where the sun never rises nor sets....

Corresponding FFM Story

[annoying--moth]

New aoas meme just dropped

[samfangalore]

NSFW prompt below

I need to write a fic where Wade gets nasty with all the Alternate Universe Logan’s and him and trans Age of Apocalypse Logan fuck amazon style

[tyrannuspitch]

i think. i should read more comics.