Cactus, she/they, 19, I LOVE weird little musicals and books that give me nightmares <3 I draw often and so that goes here!![do not tag me in tag games please]
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ATTENTION DAVE MALLOY FANATICS
this is definitley not a playlist of malloysical boots .... nuh uh .....
(it is definitley a playlist of malloysical boots )
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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'
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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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idrk what to take this with so uhhh reblogs help a lot even if you can't get a slot <3
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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...
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I love u narrative songs 💖💖💖
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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun
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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters
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Final artfight dump!!! (pt 3)
In order:
soap & soup - @otterbugg
Therius - @silverclaw202
Motherboard - @rindomness
sona - @balancedforeggs
Macaria - @sierraveree-art
Nyx Ochisia - @/teal_rowan (artfight)
Crabs - @cactus-cactus-cactus
Bunny - @/tiredsome (toyhouse)
Creek & Pebbles - @/appledapple (instagram) , @sproutastronaut
Rico - @/crescentcanvas (artfight)
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jakey wrapped you wished jakey
died 20434 times exploded 534 times got run over 5422 times
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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
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