I always thought of her as the darling of lumberland.
[ID: kidpix illustration of the woman on the cover of They Might Be Giants’ Nanobots album. She has pale skin, dark brown hair, and a fancy blue dress. Part of her face and neck are cut out and replaced by another image.]
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Ok so I think I'll add Circular Karate Chop by They Might Be Giants to my Jondami playlist. Not sure it fits that well, but it's one of my favorite songs.
Lyrics:
Never took a class before in
Self defense
Never looked at you before with
Common sense
Gird myself for a short sharp shock
Trace myself in sidewalk chalk
I'll shut my mouth, you do the talking
You're so proud of your circular karate chop
Afternoons in the mirror doing pop and lock
From the junk shop to the truck stop to the big big top
Detention hall, name on the wall and
Locker dent
Never mind the withered words of
Encouragement
Pulling off my anorak
Dumping out my black backpack
Take what you like
I'll keep on walking
You're so proud of your circular karate chop
Afternoons in the mirror doing pop and lock
From the junk shop to the truck stop to the big big top
You're still bragging about your telescoping roundhouse kick
You're still looking for your Commodore's old control stick
So myopic, stay on topic
And this world is sick
Three rules from your sensei:
One: Outsource your feelings.
Two: Limit your training to be task-specific.
Three: Assign regret to those accountable.
Detention hall, name on the wall and
Locker dent
Never mind the withered words of
Encouragement
Pulling off my anorak
Dumping out my black backpack
Take what you like
I'll keep on walking
You're so proud of your circular karate chop
Afternoons in the mirror doing pop and lock
From the junk shop to the truck stop to the big big top
You're still braggin' about your telescoping roundhouse kick
You're still looking for your Commodore's old control stick
So myopic, stay on topic
Man, this world is sick
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I love the nanobots album by they might be giants cause it goes from
"look at these little guys go!"
"damn your head is on fire"
" black ops are horrifying monsters and kill people who oppose American ideology"
"woah girl you're too tall!"
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The two types of Linnell girls/other genders
"Omg he's so cool/smart/funny/pretty Him and Flans are such good friends and I love their music sooooo much"
And,
"I want to [Redacted] him like a [Redacted] [Redacted] with a [Redacted] and [Redacted]. He is also old now, and I don't like/ am absolutely obsessed with that."
And then Flans girls are all
"Flans is cool :)"
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TMBG songs but
when you listen to only one earbud, you get to hear a super specific one-take of the johns:
1. You're On Fire (the right ear rhythm guitar is a different track entirely from the left)
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Fingertips walked so nanobots could drop dead on the floor face first
(Translation: The fingertips suite on Apollo 18 is better than the collection of shorter tracks on Nanobots)
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