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UPCOMING FROM THE STATEMENT BROTHERS:
ARCHIVIMENOMENON however the fuck you spll it
(as the artist, i can verifiably say that yes. i am actually putting way to much effort into this. i do not care)
#tma#the magnus archives#tmagp#the magnus protocol#error tmagp#jonathan sims#the archivist#archivist#tma parody#tmagp parody#gertrude robinson#chester tmagp#statement#the statement brothers
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im not sorry (Connecticut Clark TMA parody)
((ignore martin is in monochrome shhh))
#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#magnuspod#the magnuspod#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#tma meme#tma memes#tma crack#tma fanart#tma parody#jarchivist#jon sims#tma jon#tma martin#martin k blackwood#the magnus archives fanart#look i know martin is hot#but i did a coin flip okay#plus jons the antichrist soo#he gets malfina treatment#OH NO DID I MAKE SIMON MISS CONECTICUT#memes#meme#crack#cursed#cursed art#parody#magnus archives
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(I came up with this and now im making it everyone's problem)
Back when warden was working for the department and vega was their "patient"
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Warden: Epiphany. By Inchoate.....W. I was not expecting this, this was so much more, you have stayed the hungry hunters, you have locked deaths door. For all your skulking, slinking, sneering, for all I was...fearing. I was not expecting this. For you to step into the light and reveal yourself. I see you. I see the lamb you hide under the wolfs skin i was- ahh!
Cutie: warden! What are you up to?
Warden: haha!...umm nothing! Notes! J-just umm going over some of our little friends downstairs' notes! C-can i help you?
Cutie: i thought id see how being isolated from everyone else in the department is treating you
Warden: oh? Thats...thats kind (?) Of you
Cutie: anything on your mind?
Warden: oh plenty; dealing with the fact that the place i work for imprisons my own kind, vega being....vega you know the usual. I was actually thinking about visiting aria but well...work and plus somtimes the d(a)emons there can be a bit-
Cutie: yeah thats great, anything els?
Warden: what...?
Cutie: oh come off it warden, i saw you in the brake room the other day
Warden: how do you mean...?
Cutie: look, every day we get thrown with the next mortal terror to deal with, were always being brushed off our feet! The other day me and sweetheart where stressing out about the next big disaster and you could hardly be bothered by any of it, you where just there, staring wistfully off into space while running your finger around the rim of your mug!
Warden: i was.....detracted
Cutie: you like somone!
Warden: WHA- I! T-thats! I-i mean i-i really don-
Cutie: called it! Sweetheart owes me a 5ver! So~ who is it~?
Warden: i dont have to tell you anything!
Cutie: is it the head of the department?! I know youve been talking about them a lot lately
Warden: i-is this an interrogation now?!
Cutie: so it IS the head of the department!
Warden: i-its no! I-its not the head of the department!
Cutie: alright alright! Were getting somewhere! I-its not agent is it? (Agent from the audio "a matter of urgenc" - the one with the southern accent) oh warden you could do better better i mean did you see what he was wearing the other day?
Warden: i-its not agent and I don't want to do this! OK? Now if you could just let me-
Cutie: sweethearts taken but that doesn't necessarily mean it's NOT sweetheart~
Warden: NO NO
Cutie: wait are you being so dodgy about this because it's one of us?
Warden:.....
Cutie: laughs* IS it sweetheart? Is it!?
Warden: I'm literally begging you....
Cutie: realises* alright fine fine have it your way keep you precious secrets but between you and me can I at least offer you a bit of advice?
Warden: I get the feeling you're going to anyway
Cutie: look nobody's going to notice you if you don't notice yourself first
Warden:.....what?
Cutie: OK look that came out wrong but what meant is take care of yourself because I know you Warden you will give yourself away until there's nothing left of you to love
Warden:......thats not fair.
Cutie: oh its true and you know it.
Warden:....maybe
Cutie: look I'm telling you this as a friend just think about it OK? Whoever this is they'll see how great you are not because of what you have to give away but because of where you stand firm and after all of Well whatever the hells been happening here you deserve something for yourself
Warden: hey that- that really means a lot thanks i- I will think about it
Cutie: good alright well I'm gonna head out
Warden: take care of yourself too
Cutue: Always do~ pew! pew!
Warden:....right where was I? Oh yeah yeah OK.
I was not expecting this for the sharp pain of jaws to give way to you-
OH MY GOD CUTIE! NORMAL PEOPLE KNOCK! NORMAL PEOPLE KNOCK!
Cutie: Sorry, sorry! Hey... it's not me, is it~
Warden: Oh would you stop!?
Cutie: cos if it is you know~....dance cards open~
Warden: just go away! Just go away!
Cutie: just putting it out there! Alright, alright.
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted incorrect quotes#tma quotes#tma parody#redacted dump#redacted warden#redacted cutie#redacted vega#the magnus archives#tma
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Unreasonably hot Jane Prentiss 🪱
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my problem is that I post exactly like how someone with the url "annabelle--cane" would post and this makes me extremely easy to make fun of online
#trust me guys I'm Aware. I Know. everyday I become more of a parody of myself.#marina marvels at life#tma
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Wanted to do something silly, so here's me doing my best impression of the Magnus Archive.
Transcript Below
Jon [Reading]: Statement of Gianni Sirgy regarding a trip to a Mcdonald's location in Leytonstone. Original statement given the 27th of July, 2023. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
Statement begins.
I can’t believe this had happened, this was supposed to just be a silly little video. We’d take a sip of the shake, wish a happy birthday to Grimace, and then pretend to lie dead in the middle of the park while smearing milkshakes on their faces. (Laugh) But we just couldn’t stop... we couldn’t stop Grima-
Martin [Interrupting by opening the door]: Hey John I- Oh!
J: Martin?!
M: sorry I didn’t know you were recording.
J: What’s that you are holding?
M: Oh this? I noticed you hadn’t eaten so I decided to get some fast food, and they had these little cute purple shakes on sale.
J: Milk Shake?
M: You want me to leave the food here?
J: Martin, No! DON'T DRINK THAT- [Tape recorder glitches out]
#the magnus archives#TMA#tma au#tma memes#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#grimace shake#grimace#grimace mcdonalds#the Magnus Archives Parody#rusty quill#audio#audio post
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ROBERT SMIRKE??
stupid goddamn idiot motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE fucked up building making dust chewing old ass BASTARD MAN avatar of the UGLY not a clown but the entire fucking circus of a man cringe munching greekaboo motherfucking ROBERT SMIRKE
please please please mention him to me so I can fucking GO OFF about how much I hate ROBERT SMIRKE why does he have so many fucked up buildings?? Why did he design them like that? Why are they so fucking ugly and lame????? He's dead and I'm so fucking GLAD that he is that I'm making his death date an international global holiday. WHY is he making so many fictional fucked up buildings I dont even know why I hate his guts so much I just fucking do OH WAIT it must have something to do with the fucking HORRORS he keeps creating who designs a parthenon in the middle of london?? Do you think it looks cool?? Buddy you're just stealing Greek designs like England steals artifacts. It's stupid and lame and dumb and YOURE dumb. Your buildings are the equivalent of a teenage weaboo making shitty Naruto OCs from a How To Draw Like An Anime book except WORSE cause your being paid and you should DO BETTER I hate this guy soooooo much
if I wanted to get into heaven and god said robert smirke was waiting inside I would charge in to drag us both down to hell where I could be his personal torture demon
if he gets an old ye olde timey statement and have to hear jon mimic his voice in person on voice in podcast I'm gonna buy a ticket to england, find his grave and then piss on it
he'd BETTER have a fucking good reason for deciding that the House of Leaves was A Good Idea Actually or else I'm gonna go HAm. He'd BETTER have gone insane after witnessing the horrorsTM. If he's just some oldass rich british dude who thought building the unholy lovechild of hp lovecraft and ikea was a great way to capitalism I'm going to find a way into the podcast and bitchslap him with the building code.
Motherfucker is out here committing so many osha violations. Imagine me making a BDG style video where I go over every single violation his spooky buildings have and note how many billions of dollars (with inflation) he owes the British government AND me for personally offending my basic rights. And thatd be fine except we cant categorise doors to Your Worst Fear now can we????
Man makes MC Esher drawings look like Cool Places To Live guy thought the Backrooms were a good idea id kill him if he wasnt already long dead irl
*** I do be mid season 2, no spoilies in the replies please!! frustratingly vague comments encouraged though!
#tma#the magnus archives#this was supposed to be a parody of the i fucking hate jurgen lietner bit#but i got mad and it sort of got away from me#oopsies
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GIVE ME THE NEOS I MUST EXPAND MY PRONOUNS HAORD
-parody anon
Hi! Have ve/virs and per/per. I also have an extra set of she/her if you want it
I am a big fan, lemme know if there's anything else I can do to support your work lmao
#laertes speaks#laertes doles out pronouns like candy to children#stranger avatar rp#tma rp#tma#the magnus archives#stranger avatar#parody anon
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Hello TMA community 🧍♀️
I know it’s been done before, but I wrote my own take on Michael in the Hallways (the Michael I’m the Bathroom parody). Um, enjoy ^-^
Michael In The Hallways (A Michael in the Bathroom parody)
I am walking through these hallways
Smashing mirrors and opening doors
And when I think I’m done, there’s another one
And for that one, there’s, like, ten thousand more
I was sent into these hallways
Think the archivist shoulda come instead
But that is alright
Because she’s old, and might
Fall and slip and hit her head
Yet I feel a pain forming in my mind
Am I going insane? God, I hope I’m fine
And I’m just
Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of Sannikov Land
I take another turn
I’m just Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of Sannikov Land
I feel my stomach churn
This map makes no sense, and I think I’m lost
But I’m doing my best for my good old boss
I’m just Michael from the archives
Michael who just might die
Michael in the hallways by himself
All by himself
All the years I’ve worked for Gertrude
I’ve never questioned why or what or how
And I guess it’s this place that I have to face the secrets that they’ve hidden ‘till now
I guess it’s all clear, why all I ever did was make them tea
And bring them their files
But I can just scoff, cuz it pisses me off
I joined to learn why all these damn doors follow me
Now it’s just
Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of Sannikov Land
I find another door
Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of Sannikov Land
What am I doing this for?
I really should be mad that I was kept in the dark
But I guess they were scared that I’d lose my spark
I’m just Michael from the archives
Michael who just might die
Michael in the hallways by himself
Slam, slam, slam, slam
I close a door again
Slam, slam, slam, slam
…why did this map come to an end?
Slam, slam, slam, slam
I see a figure round a bend
Slam, slam, slam, slam
I doubt that it is a friend
Smash, smash, smash, smash
I break a mirror then I run
Crash, crash, crash, crash
I trip and know I’m done
Step, step, step, step
The figure walks up to me
And right then I can see
This thing took Ryan, way back when
But this awful thing just takes my hand
And then it disappears, and something happens to me
My hands start to grow, and I think that I know
That Michael’s no longer who I’ll be
I’m
…in the Spiral
I must have a new form
Mmmmmm
Distortion in the hallways of the Spiral
Feels good to be reborn
I know that my job is to make people mad
So what if the cost’s one of Magnus’s lads?
I’m just one of 14 Fears
Titled Es Mentiras
Neither real nor fake
Sounds just like a headache
Just let some kid die
No longer part of the archives
Distortion in the hallways, right at home
I feel right at home
I feel right at home
I’m sure that Michael Shelley is a name
Now his face is the one that I’ve claimed
#nonlaconic rambles#tma#the magnus archives#parody#michael shelley#michael distortion#michael in the bathroom#bmc#pls excuse how cliche this is
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random idea that someone has probably done before:
Welcome To The Internet parody for TMA. Call it Welcome To The Archives.
replace all the things there with things that happen in tma.
i'd send that to anyone I want to get hooked on tma. or just to give them a brief summary. either way
#songbird is silly#songbird text posts#songbird is obsessed#tma posting#tma song parody#song parody#song parody idea#tma fan content
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@ashestoashers
honestly think it’s kinda gross how alex literally said he uses a slightly higher pitched voice than his usual when he plays martin like uhhhh gay stereotype much?? if he was actually as supportive of queer ppl as he pretends to be, he’d play martin w jared hopworth’s voice but nooo he just has to be a raging homophobe (:
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My favorite part of tma is that the eye just airdrops random info into jon's head at random times
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[A four panel comic featuring the main character of the Magnus Archives, Jonathan Sims. The comic parodies oniongalic comic about Spinach sending emails. Three of the four panels have purple backgrounds. The second panel is green.
Panel 1- Jon lays on a couch covering his face with his hand. A giant eye floats above the table beside him
Jon: oh ceasless watcher,I'm just feeling real low
Panel 2- the eye is centered in panel. The background is now green and the text box is dark with neon green text.
Eye: CATS CAN BE ALLERGIC TO HUMANS
Panel 3- Jon holds his hand in the air staring into nothing.
Panel 4- Jon leans over to look at eye off panel.
Jon: Oh shit, for real?
Caption: My favorite part of tma is that the eye just airdrops random info into jon's head at random times
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apropos of nothing, I made Tape-E
Who is Tape-E?
During one of the TMA livestreams (trying to remember which one), a fan question was asked ‘Is there a mascot (for the Archives or the show itself not sure)?’ One of the team suggested ‘Tape-y?’, to which everyone else responded with ‘Oh no!!’. So I thought, oh yes! So yeah, this is your fault 😘
What is Tape-E?
As Mr Bonzo is a parody of Mr Blobby, Tape-E is a parody of Clippy (these last two names rhyme).
Who is Clippy?
Clippy was a microsoft office assistant, introduced in 1997. He was a little virtual paperclip (officially called Clippit, but that name never caught on) who sat on the bottom right corner of the page, and was programmed to give advice in popup speech bubbles when certain actions were taken. For example, if you wrote out an address and ‘Dear’, Clippy would say ‘Looks like you’re writing a letter. Would you like help?’. The name Tape-E in the livestream seemed to be referring to Clippy, as there are many similarities in the behaviour of Clippy, and the actual tapes/ tape recorders in-universe:
always on by default
appears at inconvenient times
provides help you do not want
hated by (mostly) everyone
watching you with cold dead eyes
enjoyed by nostalgia and retro seekers
Why make Tape-E?
As I am of the same generation as some of the RQ peeps, I unironically loved Clippy and Mr Blobby as a child, and it gives me great joy to imagine, in the TMP universe, Sam getting a little pop up: ‘Looks like you’re trying to code a case file! Would you like some help with that?’ In our world this would be impossible - Windows NT (as the official name) was dropped in 1996, one year before Clippy was born, BUT there is voice recording on TMP’s ancient computers, so it’s not totally impossible! 😅😁
What are cassette tapes?
Just a little recap for those who didn’t grow up with tapes: Cassette Tapes contain information embedded in magnetic tape, wrapped around one spool and attached to a second spool. When played, the spools are turned by the machine and the magnetic tape is wound onto the other spool, the information read out through speakers as the magnetic tape moves through sensors. As the magnetic tape can contain different information depending on the direction of tape movement, you can flip the cassette tape over in the machine, and play the tape again, hearing another load of information. This concept is never utilised in the show, but it does mean that cassette tapes have A-sides, and B-sides (as Vinyl records do). Here, of course, this stands for Archivist-side, and Brutalpipemurder-side. On occasion, the magnetic tapes would become damaged, or bent, and could be pushed out of the cassette, causing a horrible noise, and terror to small children who were only trying to listen to their Just William tapes. When this happened, a pencil (or in my case, my little finger) could be jammed into the spiky spool ‘teeth’, to rewind the magnetic tape back into the cassette. Maybe that’s why the eyes are red? 🩸 I am very glad that the TMA tapes are magic, and record endlessly, never need flipping, and never get chewed up by the hungry machine.
Why is the name Tape-E?
Canon answer: the name stands for Tape-Eyes. Possibly Tape-Entity? Undecided.
Actual answer: Tape-y, Tapey and Tapie spellings look weird to me. I think Tape-E looks best.
Why a tape and not a tape recorder?
if you can crochet a tape recorder, you’re a genius and I love you.
What gender is Tape-E?
I might refer to Tape-E as male sometimes because that’s how people often referred to Clippy. But Tape-E is whatever gender Tape-E feels like being.
Why now?
Why not? also now is a good time because TMP episode 15 is an excellent episode
What’s going to happen to Tape-E?
I’m going to gift it to Jonny sometime, if we get more liveshows or book signings. It’s his fault this exists after all. Plus you can write whatever you like in the speech bubbles! Hopefully I can give it calmly? But maybe Tape-E will be yeeted in his general direction in a fit of ADHD-fuelled social anxiety. Only time will tell.
Tape-E is a pattern and design created entirely by myself. The inspiration and world building from whence it came, is entirely the genius of @jonnywaistcoat Jonny Sims, Rusty Quill @rqbossman and The Magnus Archives, which is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution, non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license.
Clippy was invented by Microsoft and Kevan Atteberry, who now illustrates children’s books.
Mr Blobby is an adorable abomination, created from a fevered mind.
#the magnus archives#the magnus protocol#archive this#rusty quill#jonny sims#magpod#the magnus pod#the magnus institute#tma podcast#magnus pod#tmagp#tma fanart#tmagp vague#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#magnus archives#tmagp spoilers#tma spoilers#tma art#the entities#horror podcast#Tape-E#crocheting#crochet#crafts#yarn#yarn crafts#tma fandom#tmagp fanart#tma oc
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Yeah, support identity theft! Tbh I wouldn't even say the invasive species thing cuz like he IS Elias, especially for the newcomers. The merging of the tags on ao3 was the worst idea someone had in this fandom fr.
Like using the Elias Bouchard tag is just logical, it's always been like this changing it would be stupid and help no one.
Also, and my friend has said this, the og Elias fans used to be with US yknow? That's the biggest tragedy here. Because they were ostracised with us. There was a fuckin discourse about how people "shouldn't feel bad for him at all cuz he was a rich boy" ffs.
Being an og Elias fan was sometimes an extension of being an Elias fan, because you liked to think about the idea of stealing someone's body and like the possibilities of little quirks carrying over or smth, it was an extension of your Elias/Jonah analysis. You basically thought about the guy's possible existence (before mag193) BECAUSE you were interested in Elias.
And sure there were still people using og Elias to dunk on Elias (Jonah), but all of this was a niche part of the fandom. It wasn't what it is now, now og Elias is popular for some reason within the wider fandom and they have this weird fuckin image of him that doesn't make sense like... He wouldn't be always stoned or whatever have you never actually LISTENED to mag193, like, he had a bullshit speech ready for the interview cuz academia. He's not stupid. He also believes he deserves better, he's a cunt.
I don't care what happens in tmagp you are not taking "Elias Bouchard" referring to yknow the Elias we know in tma from me. The Jonah Magnus tag has always been for the regency era stuff
Like it's Elias he just is Elias you know him for most of the podcast as Elias he's Elias
#I am not really active in the fandom for a lot of reasons and tbh I'm glad cuz it'd be tiring as hell#I just frequent the elias bouchard tag lol#also tmagp is just boring it's so messy it feels like too much is happening but also nothing is happening at the same time#I've complained about it every week but at this point I don't even have the strength to listen#it feels like it's trying to not be tma in the most tma way possible with those instant subversions it feels like a parody
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You have no idea how tempted I am to write a kind of... parody fic where I take TMA episodes and switch them to the WTNV format i.e. take the plot and act like it's just something casually happening in NV.
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TMA AU where everything is the same but Gertrude is in an overblown stereotypical 70s Disco Outfit the whole time. Think the most ridiculous, fluorescent, gaudy, dollar-store parody costume-like ensemble on a completely unfazed Gertrude Robinson.
No-one says anything. She started working at the Institute around ‘65, so who’s to say she wasn’t on the dance floor every other night?
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