#tlm dragon

[these-lovely-monsters]

The Dragon's Pretty Treasure - Part 1

[NSFW | 18+]

Characters: m!dragon x f!reader

Content: kidnapping, mild dub-con, inhuman anatomy, size difference, two dicks, dp, tail action, fluids, koala bear fleshlight

(Note: part 1 is just the setup and only contains kidnapping - aforementioned cws are for the whole story)

Series complete: [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

Opening your eyes, you blink a few times, trying to adjust your vision to the darkness surrounding you. There is a faint glow that gently illuminates the space around you but everything else is mostly darkness and all you can make out are vague shapes and shadows. Looking around, you see that a small bit of light is coming from some embers in a dying fire next to you. This is definitely not your tiny studio apartment back home.

Where the hell are you?

As you sit up, you rub your eyes, groaning at the stiffness in your joints. From the aches in your muscles, you must have been asleep for a while. Looking down, you realize that you are lying on a bed of what seem to be soft furs or pelts of some kind. A cool breeze drifts in from somewhere and you shiver, realizing that you are also naked. 

What the fuck happened?

But before you can try to rack your foggy brain to figure it out, a giant yellow eye the size of your head blinks open at the edge of the darkness across from you. Yelping in shock, you scramble backwards as the eye rotates to reveal a second one just as large and luminescent. Both eyes have giant slitted pupils and seem to glow in the darkness. Before you can get far, something smooth and cool wraps around your waist, holding you in place. Heart pounding in your ears, you glance down to find that it is a dark green, almost black, appendage covered in scales. Extending from the darkness, it winds around your stomach with the end coming to a tapered point near your navel. It squeezes gently, hard enough to hold you firm but not enough to hurt.

Holy shit, is it a tail of some sort?

Too terrified to move further, you hold your breath and look back up at the giant yellow orbs peering at you from the shadows. Slowly, they begin to draw closer, and you hear heavy, measured thuds echo off the walls. As the eyes approach the dying fire, a massive snout comes into view and then a head the size of a car follows. Your eyes bug as you take in the scaly surface of a face, with ridged brows and a line of spikes running in increasing size from the tip of its snout up and over the back of its head. Two large horns protrude from above its brows and curve backwards towards where you assume its shoulders would be.

When its snout is a few inches from your face, you tremble as its nostrils flare and it inhales deeply. Then it exhales with a low rumbling sound as its hot breath fans across your face, blowing strands of hair off your shoulders.

It’s…sniffing you!

You nearly jump out of your skin when a deep, inhuman voice booms through the cavern and you have to cover your ears from the sheer volume.

“You are awake.”

The voice continues to echo off the walls for a few moments and then silence settles again, apart from the monster’s deep rhythmic breaths and your pounding heart. Slowly, you lower your hands from your ears and realize, belatedly, that it hadn’t moved its mouth when it spoke.

Had it projected its voice or are you just going crazy? Probably just going crazy.

“Where…where am I?” you manage to stammer out.

“My cave,” it rumbles again, softer this time, as if it realized its voice was too loud.

Oh fuck, you are going to die here, cold and naked in this cave.

Beginning to hyperventilate, you start to struggle in the grasp of its tail. 

“Please don’t eat me!” you shout. 

You need to figure out a way to get out of here!

It lets out a low, chuffing sound, which must be a chuckle and says, “I don’t plan to eat you.” And before you know what’s happening, its jaws part slightly and a giant, tapered tongue slips between massive, razor sharp teeth and licks up the side of your neck.

Shit, this monster definitely wants to eat you.

“Why am I here?” you squeak, utterly terrified but trying to keep it talking in the hopes you can figure out an escape plan before it decides it’s done playing with its food.

“I wanted a pretty treasure for my horde.”

A pretty treasure?... Does he mean you?

I promise there will be smut in part 2!

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

Bonus: here is a size comparison if you're wondering just how big this guy really is...

[rockore]

LEGOSSS!!!!!!

[theleg0store]

Lego pics I've taken and some of my collection pt 1:

[sundove88]

DBZ: Waves of Freedom AU FAQ + Q&A:

Btw, these are just for fun- but feel free to submit any asks about my AU and the fanfic in the ask box!

Q: I’ve noticed many similarities to The Little Mermaid. Is this an actual adaptation or just a modern retelling?

A: Yes and No! I actually took inspiration from both the Disney movie and the original tale by Hans Christian Andersen. I also got inspired by DBZ, Brother Bear, and maybe even Mermaid Melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch to make the story. Instead of going with the straightforward plot of the mermaid going on land to find love, I decided to have the main protagonist become a merperson and escape a life of surpression and shape their own destiny. Also, it’s basically the TLM but told from the POV of Eric, who is now promoted to the main character instead of the secondary one. And let’s be real here, the original story’s been almost done to death (No offense), and I wanted to do something fresh and new.

Q: Frieza is incredibly different in this story. How did the Emperor of Universe 7 end up being adapted into a tyrannical CEO in the fanfic?

A: I actually took elements from Triton (The authoritarian figure) and Ursula (The manipulative antagonist), as well as elements from his own character, like his charisma and merciless demeanor, especially when he drops more work on Vegeta like a bombshell in Chapter 2. Btw, his design is his Society Survival Saga design from Super Dragon Ball Heroes, but more elaborate to reflect that he’s a controlling CEO. Bonus points if he’s stroking a kitty cat.

Q: A detail I’ve noticed in the fanfiction is that it also centers on environmental themes, given that the company in the story is called Empire Oil Drilling Corps. Are there any other moments of this?

A: Yes! Frieza’s company claims to be helping the environment, when they’re really not- they’re actually planning to drill for oil and possibly harm the ocean, while the merpeople care for their home and take great joy in seeing it happy and healthy. It’s called Empire OIL DRILLING Corps for a good reason.

Q: What made you want to design the dual land and sea forms of the characters?

A: I wanted the characters to traverse worlds without being bound to a singular form, and I got inspired by H20: Just Add Water for this! To put it simply, duality is a massive theme in the fanfic, and so is balance. The land forms reflect the roles of the cast and are often comfortable to walk in and wear, while the sea forms take inspiration from various sea creatures from beneath the waves- or the Disney version of The Little Mermaid for Goku and Vegeta! In short, duality and balance are two sides of the same coin- one can’t exist without the other. Darkness and light, good and evil, black and white, and of course, Land and Sea.

Q: How did you develop Atlantis and the underwater + land worlds?

A: I took pages out of The Little Mermaid’s Atlantica, Aquaman’s version of Atlantis, Abzu, and Endless Ocean to get a feel for the undersea world. Each district in the now reborn city beneath the waves is named after a water deity in mythology, like Mazu (Chinese) and Chalchiuhtlicue (Aztec). But there are tons more, and the ocean dwelling part of the cast resides in homes across the city. And as for the land world aka Scalefall Bay, I got inspired by stories of various totalitarian regimes, such as 1984 and The Hunger Games, to get a feel for what Vegeta’s life on land is like. Monochrome and drab colors are used to convey a life of uniformity and oppression, as opposed to the bright and colorful realm beneath the surface of the ocean, where merpeople are free to be who they want to be.

Q: Did you have anything planned for the fanfic that sadly got cut?

A: Ohhh boy, do I have a ton for you! Let’s see, we have some scenes like an undersea race across the coral reef between Yamcha and Krillin, a flashback to Kid!Vegeta when he got the abalone from his dad, an entire subplot involving The Pride Troopers (Who are part time anglers and conspiracy theories who believe merpeople are real @thunder-jolt for the idea), another subplot in which Chi Chi’s worries come into play, you get the idea. Heck, I even had various ideas for the transformation Vegeta undergoes in Chapter 5 (Including one inspired by when Majin Vegeta did his Final Explosion to take out Majin Buu) before I settled on one I was satisfied with. Also, he was going to have more accessories in his merman form- jewels, pearls, armbands, pendants, earrings, tail anklets, and maybe even a tiara of sorts. But in the end I chose to just give him the water lily hairpin and the bracelet- both from Chapter 3. There was even a subplot where Zarbon became a siren after being all like “I’ll take the treasure instead!”, when he’s asked by Frieza to bring Vegeta back.

Q: Are there any cameos and Easter eggs sprinkled throughout the story?

A: Yes! When Goku is explaining about merpeople society and how that every time they breach the surface, they always see something that was never there before; you can see Caulifla, Cabba, and Kale resting on a sandbank gazing out at a massive seaside city, Videl perching on a rock in the sunset, Yurin swimming up a river to see the various foundations lining the banks, the Kamikaze Fireballs (Ribrianne, Kakunsa, and Rozie) on the back of a whale gazing towards the clear night sky, and Broly, Cheelai, and Lemo watching the aurora borealis on an iceberg- and they’re all in their Mer forms. And it’s not limited to other characters from the Dragon Ball universe; too. Chris Sabat (Current Dub Vegeta) and Brian Drummond (Ocean Dub Vegeta) both make cameos in a cafe, and some of the Easter eggs are like when in Bulma’s lab, you can easily see a snowglobe with the Atlantica castle in it.

Q: Do you have any sequels or spin offs planned?

A: Not really, for now. But then again, you can always and I mean always insert your OCs and maybe some other characters into the story and see the world of Waves of Freedom through their eyes. It’s totally up to you. And like the ocean itself, the possibilities are endless, with the expansive world building, the cut content, and the diversity of the cast; your ideas can reach as far as the depths of the ocean and as high as your own imagination.

[bunniii-ylr]

Updated This Thing Finally

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[mintytrifecta]

Anyway if all the realms merged with ninjago and the lego movie canonically has realms that can be walked/driven through a tunnel to get to it links both universe's together meaning the lego movie and the ninjago show can be tangentially canon and related to each other in this essay I will-

[benny-the-spaceman]

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prompt is from @/jackysstar on instagram's emmetober :D prompt list under the cut

[that-lego-furry]

//tw,, heavily implied SH + blood

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weird tlm x wof thing where the tlm characters are wof dragons anyway because Emmet is a RainWing, Rex tries to make himself appear less Rainwingy and more SeaWing/SkyWing-ish. He hates his frills and attemptes to cut them off but couldn't bring himself to cut it off fully because it was too painful. (I'm pretty sure the frills have blood vessels and other special nerves to make then change colors like how Kinkajou and Glory or tamarin does), hes really fucked up and ends up hurting himself out of frustration. he thinks rainwings are lower species and wants to look more tough.

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he fucking hates himself for being a rainwing because he thinks it makes him weak,,, insecure rex FAHJAISISGISGUVSIYOVSVIAGUAGIICACGUFS

[these-lovely-monsters]

The Dragon's Pretty Treasure - Part 3

[NSFW | 18+]

Characters: m!dragon x f!reader

Content: kidnapping, mild dub-con, inhuman anatomy, size difference, two dicks, dp, tail action, fluids, koala bear fleshlight

Series complete: [Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

Continued from part 2...

Between the monster’s legs, a giant cock the size of a log juts out from a slit in its scales. It bobs gently in the air as it glistens in the firelight. It’s soft and fleshy looking but covered in ridges and bumps and seems to be coated in a slick substance. As you watch, a bead of that substance dribbles out from the tip and drips down to his stomach. You also notice a much smaller protrusion at the base of his cock that is similarly shaped. It’s nestled right above the larger cock, almost like where a clit would be. It looks to be the length of your forearm and just wide enough that you would barely be able to wrap both hands around it.

Mouth agape, you can’t help yourself as you turn more fully to see better. The monster lets go of your waist, allowing you to flip around and kneel on his stomach. This puts the tip of the larger cock at just about the height of your head. You tentatively reach out a hand and stroke along its massive length, marveling as your hand glides through the wetness. It suddenly jerks at your touch and the monster growls behind you. You suck in a sharp breath, realizing what you were doing, and withdraw your hand.

No, you need to stop, this is all wrong!

Then he snarls again and your heart skips a beat. He’s still a monster and could still eat you at any second. Fear comes flooding back in but also… excitement again. You don’t really understand what’s happening to you but your heart is pounding in your ears and you feel a thrill course through you. This monster is just so…strange and you can’t help but reach out and touch him some more.

This time, you shuffle closer on your knees and run both hands up and down his slick-covered cock, applying more pressure than before. The monster groans and his hips thrust upwards slightly. The movement jostles you and you wrap your arms tightly around his length to keep from falling off. He sucks in a breath at that and stills, panting softly.

Seems like he liked that?

Still kneeling on his stomach and holding onto his cock so you don’t lose your balance, you run your hands through the slippery wetness, exploring the expanse of ridges and bumps. His panting grows faster as you roam but he holds still this time. As you continue to explore, more of that slick gushes from the slit in his tip and, goddammit, you can’t help yourself. You lean forward and tentatively lick the liquid seeping from his cock. A delicious burst of salty flavor explodes across your taste buds and you dip down for more, running your tongue along the top of his shaft. 

Suddenly, the monster snarls and his hand engulfs your back as his fingers wrap around his girth, sandwiching you between his palm and cock. Unable to move much in his tight grasp, you slowly turn your head to look back at him. When you meet his eyes, his pupils are blown wide and he growls, “No fair,” and begins to tug you down.

Confused at first, you don’t understand what he’s doing until you feel something nudging at your entrance. Gasping, you look down and see that you are straddling the smaller protrusion, which he’s is now pushing you down onto. Sinking down slowly, the tip enters you and you groan loudly. His tail had opened you up a lot but this cock is much larger and your already sore pussy stings at the stretch.

There is absolutely no way it’s going to fit!

You start to pull back up, afraid it's going to split you in two, but the monster continues to slide you down, ignoring your whines of protest. After a few shallow up and down thrusts, the sting morphs into a pleasurable ache and you begin to move faster and deeper. You have no idea how your vagina is able to accommodate it but fuck, the insane fullness feels amazing.

This monster is going to be the death of you alright. R.I.P. your pussy.

Sensing that you have adjusted to his size, he begins to use his hand to glide you up and down his massive length, impaling you on the smaller one with every down stroke. Since he’s controlling the movements now, you lift your legs and wrap them tightly around his larger cock like the goddamn slutty koala bear that you apparently are. 

He’s basically using you as a human fleshlight but fuck it if it isn’t the hottest thing you’ve ever experienced.

Deciding you might as well go big or go home, you resume lapping up his slickness with your tongue, running it all along the parts of his shaft and slit that you can reach. The monster growls at the sensation and squeezes you tighter, thrusting you up and down even faster.

Read part 4 for a sweet ending!

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4]

[decisivelyindecisivelibra]

An Hoid Observation

I think that TLM really drove this home for me, but the different role/s Hoid fulfills in Stormlight vs. Mistborn is really interesting and corresponds to the magic systems of Roshar and Scadriel. *Spoilers and semi-lengthy so below the cut*

Stormlight, we’ve seen that heritage plays little to no role in who’s Invested or not. Conversely, the ability to use Investiture in Mistborn is entirely hereditary—sans lerasium. The form the Investiture takes is similar. Stormlight is insubstantial, spren are native to the Cognitive Realm, although they can manifest as solid—more or less, as Shardblade or not—due to the Nahal bond. Meanwhile, on Scadriel, they’re ingesting metal generally native to the Physical Realm. Suppose that’s Allomancer specific, but Feruchemists and Hemalurgists(?) also both depend upon metal, just in as spikes or Metalminds.

There’s probably something you could say about the fact that Stormlight will naturally be lost—ephemeral—while metals won’t be, but I haven’t given that enough thought.

As per the title, Hoid’s role changes like ^ in the different stories. Stormlight, I think we’ve all lost our minds for at least one of his stories, but he’s almost never Physically Doing anything. He offers emotional or mental tools/respite/aid, but he doesn’t typically Do anything. Even when he’s the King’s Wit in WoK, his work is verbal. Exceptions include when he was the carriage driver in WoR, and his and Jasnah’s scheme in RoW. Welcome to other exceptions that I’ve missed. I’m not counting giving the flute to Kaladin because there’s still something to come there, I’m almost positive. And The Dog and the Dragon was mental not physical, so I consider that supporting nor dissenting. Hoid’s role in Stormlight is characterized by immaterial service, considering the mental/emotional states of our Radiants, makes sense.

Compare with his antics on Scadriel. He gives the coin to Wax, and frequently plays carriage and automobile driver, as well as dinghy/rowboat operator. Interestingly, Mistborn Era 1 does buck this a bit since he’s an informant. It’s been a while since Mistborn Era 1, forgive my imperfect memory. Anyway, Mistborn Era 2, the cast tends to need physical aid more than mental/emotional; not to say they don’t need any, but not Hoid’s type it seems.

TLDR: Hoid’s help is mental/emotional/immaterial on Roshar where the Investiture is immaterial, connected to mind/emotions more than Scadriel. Hoid’s help is physical on Scadriel where Investiture is material.

Pardon any mistakes or faulty technical language, feel free to correct or add. Just something that occurred to me, sorry if anyone’s said this before.

[theleg0store]

Lego pics I've taken pt 2: for those who like Ninjago & LMK, Kawaii fashion, and pics of your favs...

[shouldprobablybereading]

As a certified late cosmere hater that was actually way more interesting than I expected. Between tlm and the secret projects it feels like he’s gotten better at how to balance the interconnected stuff so I have hope. Also dragons are just cool

[starlitsilvereyes]

Written in the Stars

Written for @microficmay's Day 10 prompt: Moon & Stars + @drarrymicrofic's prompt: Mermaids | Rating: G | Read on Ao3

The silver moon reflects upon the glimmering waters of the sea as Draco and Harry lay side by side on the upper deck of the ship. So close that Draco can feel the warmth of Harry’s skin beneath the fabrics of their clothing; so close that if Draco listened enough, he’s certain he can hear Harry’s heartbeat along with his breathing. 

Draco watches the stars a little, and Harry at most, as he points at every single one of them, scattered on the dusk like the freckles on Harry’s skin under the sun. 

“That one’s called Leo,” Harry says softly, his breath fanning against Draco’s cheek. “Its brightest star is called Regulus.” 

Draco blinks, eyes filling with wonder as he tries to decipher the shape of the lion in the night sky. 

Harry continues, his index finger pointing at another constellation. “Canis Major,” he says, voice breaking a little. “In it is the brightest star in the sky: Sirius.” 

A comfortable falls between Draco and Harry – only the sound of the soft waves touching the edge of the ship and the rustle of footsteps from a distance can be heard. They stay like that for a while, letting time pass them as though there’s a plethora of it. After all, they had only met yesterday.

Once a dark cloud hovers over the moon, Harry breaks the silence. “What’s your name?” 

Draco reaches for Harry’s hand, closing it into a fist with the index finger extended to point at a cluster of stars. 

“Dragon?” 

Draco chuckles and shakes his head; he holds Harry’s hand tighter. 

“Drago– Dray– Draconis?” 

After a few tries, Draco finally nods, laughing a bit as his heart fills with warmth at the sight of the stars reflecting on the green of Harry’s eyes. 

“Draconis?” Harry repeats. 

Draco nods. 

“Dracon–” Harry keeps repeating, a different variation on the pronunciation each time until the last one where Draco leans in and presses his lips against Harry’s, stopping him from pronouncing the last syllable of Draconis.

“Draco,” Harry says once more, breathless once they pull away. 

“That’s right,” Draco replies, his voice barely above a whisper as he openly stares at Harry’s lips, reddened and a bit swollen from their kiss. 

A dimple appears on Harry’s cheek as he smiles fondly. “That’s a beautiful name,” he says. “Written in the stars.” 

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Bonus: The Little Mermaid Drarry Au Art can be found here. Your support of my TLM brainrot is greatly appreciated

[roberrtphilip]

hi i’m giving you an assignment. you have to go to jellycat dot com and pick AT LEAST one stuffie that each philip would own. obviously pick more if more than one speak to you. but yes at least one for each beloved philip. and bonus points if you tell me How they received the babies.

ON IT BOSS 🫡

starting with Giselle, I need to say I went absolutely insane when I saw Timmy Turtle is by this company becaaaauuuuuse I made a Post about Him!!!!!! (x) SO, she would 1000% have him !!!! She'd also love Huddles Kangaroo, and Willow Squirrel BUT I must say, she would be quite upset they have no chipmunk options ☹️ oh, and she'd love this Bashful Bunny too.

For Robert, I think he'd keep it simple and just have Bartholomew Bear (bedtime version) WHICH reminds me, I wrote a fic (which I've since deleted) of Robert and Giselle going bowling, and she wins a prize in the arcade and said prize is a dark brown bear in a suit that she named Robby :') Maybe I'll rewrite that some day bc I liked the concept, but the way I wrote it was. Mmmmm. Not my favorite.

ANYWHO, Morgan. So, like Sofia, I headcanon Morgan had a scruffy little dog plush that Robert bought before she was born, and Cooper Doodle Dog is probably the closest to what I envisioned in my head, so I will give her that little guy. Floofie Sheepdog reminds me of the plush she has in the movie (which I think is meant to be Max from TLM? idk for sure) so I'll throw him in as well. And I'll give her Fuddlewuddle Lion bc she Loooooooved seeing the lions at the zoo.

For Sofia, she would absolutely Need both Brynlee Bee and Honeyhome Bee, and she would also absolutely adore Penny Praying Mantis, Spindleshanks Spider, Stanley Stick Insect, Sandy Snail, and, of course, Winston Worm !! He might be her fave, actually. Also, truly I think she owns every little guy in the bug section like... trying to limit myself here was Not easy she would want them all!!!!! Stevie Snake and Colin Chameleon are also must haves, and Robert (lovingly) tells her Stevie is the closest thing to a Real Snake she's ever gonna get. Canonically, she has a dragon hand puppet that she sleeps with, so I headcanon she loves dragons too, and I believe Dexter Dragon is pretty close to the color of said puppet, so he's also gonna be tossed in, along with Fuddlewuddle Dragon. and ykw, she'd probably also love Nessie Nessa. OH AND Gomez Gorilla !!!

God okay, I went a bit overboard with Sofia and now I'm bankrupt. Thank god she has rich parents !! BUT this was a very fun mission, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flownintothesun]

𝐈 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 drop Henry from my muse list. I've had him since 2020, and hadn't really had much of a chance to write with him until this year. With the movie coming out (finally), there are so many wonderful and talented Henry (and Alex!) writers on here that I admire dearly. To me, Henry and Francis are really, really similar as characters and I'm just at a point in my time on Tumblr where I'm enjoying writing my OCs more than canon muses, because they feel less limited to me. Nothing against canon writers, you all make those characters beautifully and brilliantly yours and I am incredibly awed by it. At this point, I don't feel like I could do Henry proper justice without feeling like he's too Francis-coded or that I'm limiting him too strictly to canon so that he isn't too Francis-coded. The book remains my favorite, and I adored the movie and love seeing everyone else love it as well!

So, this said, I'm sorry to everyone who was looking forward to writing with him and I understand if you're not interested in my other characters and want to unfollow. No hard feelings. I do think for those of you who enjoy Henry, that you would also likely enjoy Francis. They're both INFJ Enneagram 2 queer babies and have somewhat similar backgrounds. I'm also happy to swap Francis into Henry-esque roles (similar to him taking Cailan's position in my Dragon Age verse and Westley taking Eric's position in TLM, they fit quite well). I am so sorry to those who I sent asks to or started threads with for Henry that won't be getting a response. At the time, I hadn't contemplated dropping him and I really appreciate your interest and wish you well whether you stay or go. ♡

[benny-the-spaceman]

Breaking down my tlm aus that ive been focusing on the most lately because i need to blabber more

oni emmet: this one's a ninjago au, it mostly centers around emmet, wyldstyle, and benny but metalbeard, gcbc, and mayhem are there often as well. Basically, rex is emmet's twin in this au and he and the other oni are planning on destroying ninjago. emmet doesn't want this, so he finds a way to get to ninjago so that he can find a way to stop the invasion. he meets benny, a well-known but eccentric inventor who works under cyrus borg, and wyldstyle, the valiant and cool headed leader of a biker gang with a massive crush on up and coming model mayhem, who just so happens to be her friend and just so happens to not know about the biker gang (also theyre both painfully oblivious, the lesbian curse lives on). together they do a bunch of stupid shit (mostly to hide the fact that emmet is an oni) but theyre trying their best to not let the entire continent die, rooting for em. also in terms of the other minor characters, mayhem is an aspiring model who's been friends with wyldstyle since they met at a clothing store 3 years ago. she's like painfully in love with lucy and considers her very dependable, trustworthy, cool, and pretty. gcbc are a security guard at borg tower and benny's closest confidant (take this as romantic or platonic if you wish it isnt explicit in either direction). they were fast friends after gcbc was hired at borg tower and they usually eat lunch together on work days. finally, metalbeard is a dragon. he's a dragon. im could elaborate on this further but im leaving it at he's a dragon. also also the ninja still exist here but this au is a little canon divergent (it's mostly because I axed some of the minor character elemental masters because i wanted to give their powers to other people)

cape space: this one is a lot simpler, and it's specialspacecops centric (starts as purely coppernauts tho). it's kinda a crack au but basically benny is a super famous aerospace engineer in Cape Space, gcbc are his personal guards turned husbands. emmet moved to cape space because his firm offered him a pretty sick gig helping manufacture rocket parts in Cape Space, however he was not aware that the designer of said rockets and his husbands would take a liking to him and bother him constantly (he warms up to it...eventually).

florist emmet: my child. my beloved au. the one that i pin to my wall and light candles under. im planning on maybeee writing a fic on this so i wont give too much aside from the basic summary away but emmet and the gang live in a quiet seaside town (think like everyone knows everyone) named bricksville where emmet works as a florist. however, this all changes when the foreboding mr. business comes to town and tries to overrun the local economy with his corporate conglomerates. everyone in the town needs to work together to find a way to get mr Business out of their town before their businesses go belly up! the cast is much larger in this one and includes cowtaur emmet, unikitty, owl gcbc, the carpenter bees (jenny benny and denny), albatross metalbeard, weasel vitruvius, dog wyldstyle, and butterfly mayhem (ill give individual details about characters if asked but if i gave them all we'd be here for a while)

merge au: it's literally just the merge in ninjago but if tlm was one of the realms. i can elaborate more but much of it self explanatory (this one is also more canon compliant than oni emmet)