#tjposts

[adjacentderulo2014]

things that suck about dracula

1. is a landlord

2. knows lawyer stuff

3. wants to move to England

4. and then I guess the whole vampire thing

[tonyjalapeno]

literally had to call my mum today to tell her about the dsmp nuke ending being retconned. she was so happy. I was living with her during quarantine while the dsmp was being streamed and after EVERY STREAM I would explain in detail the shit that happened. she's seen every sadist animatic and thousands of peices of fanart. she KNOWS ctommy. she's listened to me get angry about plotholes and discourse and she knew how pissed I was about the nuke ending. she was there THE WHOLEEE TIME my 3 lives theory was being slowly implemented. I told her about the "I have 1 life left and I intend to use it in the best way I can" line and she just said "that was for you!! he's living it for you!!" and ended the call saying how happy she was for me. literally shed a tear in TK Maxx. I love my mum she's a certified dsmp lore expert and genius

[clown-ged]

real sunbeam hours

[adjacentderulo2014]

ultimate english-core is Jonathan Harker fearing for his life as more and more strange things happen around him and then just going "well nothing I can do about that"

he might not keep calm, but he sure as hell carries on

[enccrypted]

TJposting hours :)

[thecowardschoice]

ok one more: tj listens to like. lil pump

[adjacentderulo2014]

benoit blanc investigating the roman senate: "now what do we have here? by golly, it seems to me we might have some sorta knives out situation on our hands here gentlemen"

[adjacentderulo2014]

I was just on the Magnus archives tag and my brain short circuited, so when I saw the tag TMA, I figured, "oh, too much affirmation, that kinda fits the avatars yeah" until I remembered that I WAS ON THE TMA TAG AND HAD PHYSICALLY TYPED IT IN TO GET THERE

[adjacentderulo2014]

hannibal: "I'm having an old friend for dinner hehe"

laios: "man, I really hope his old friend is some sort of monster.."

[adjacentderulo2014]

"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. CURSE OF ODIN

ᚠ ᚢ ᚦ ᚩ ᚱ ᚳ ᚷ ᚹ ᚻ ᚾ ᛁ ᛄ ᛇ ᛈ ᛉ ᛋ ᛏ ᛒ ᛖ ᛗ ᛚ ᛝ ᛟ ᛞ ᚪ ᚫ ᚣ ᛡ ᛠ

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[adjacentderulo2014]

I rate all my greek mythology jokes in the number of "ha's" they get. For example, this is a ten ha: "Owls are great, you could say they're a hoot"

[adjacentderulo2014]

my relationship to Jonathan Harker has now become similar to that of an amnesiac and his carer

"and the count crawled up the walls!"

"really?? and then what happened Jonathan?"

but I love him so dearly that I will do it year after year

[adjacentderulo2014]

centaur ultrasounds

Alison Van Pelt

[adjacentderulo2014]

"Brutus' eyes penetrated every sensitive spot of Julius' body with steely determination. He had a feeling he would scream for god before he knew it and the anticipa..."

oh that's embarrassing, accidentally posted an excerpt from my WIP on tumblr dot com

[adjacentderulo2014]

I think 1 day will be enough for this one tumblr